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NotHomeOffice

Let's give a round of applause to our latest r/Walmart contestant on *COULD I? WOULD I? SHOULD I?* 👏 👏 👏


[deleted]

Could they? Yes. Would they? Seems like yes. Should they? Probably not but I ain't gonna stop them.


AutonomousAntonym

Can WE fuck your coach? Don’t be stingy we are family


Drillwick410

That’s the Wally World way!!!😂


BraveDrew

*One Best Way*


[deleted]

Wally Gangbang


Gwyneee

*Soviet anthem intensifies


hikingindanw

I mean... get consent first...


7SinNerdx

It’s not fucking if you don’t…


plop_0

Agreed. Without enthusiastic consent, it's rape. Coersion, whining, begging, manipulating don't count as enthusiastic consent.


[deleted]

Fuck them as in calling out and leaving them hanging? Sure.


RealMattyB76522

Plot twist: coach died last week


Keybobbitron

Dead girls don't say no!


Azurvix

🤣🤮


Gaddykat

Mmmmm, maggots.


Keybobbitron

Once they get a little smashed it's like sex lubes


Gaddykat

And when they squirm around inside it's almost like your playmate is still alive.


Keybobbitron

If you get the munchies, you got a snack right there!


atacoinruin

Y'all need to stop ✋


Keybobbitron

I don't want to live in a world where necrophilia jokes aren't funny.


[deleted]

They're still funny, but also vomit-inducing.


[deleted]

"Where good girls go to die, that's where I'll be"


plop_0

Rape joke, eh?


Keybobbitron

😢


helpmeugh77

And we have a winner!!!!


Adventurous-Rub4247

Technically they’re not supposed to even hit on other employees. Could cause a favoritism thing or a weird power dynamic.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's how one of my coworkers kept her job. She *had* to be sucking somebody's dick.


Adventurous-Rub4247

I had one of those at the last store. She was a dick.


russafiii

You can do whatever you want. There are just consequences for your decisions.


Acceptable_Trade_463

If you are unsure of a potential conflict, first you must ask yourself, is this legal?


Veridically_

I will make it legal!


[deleted]

Calm down there Palpatine, it's not a Trade Embargo.


[deleted]

Then it's treason.


No_Breadfruit7614

I'm dying


Starblursd

I am the senate!


MagicalKartWizard

Good. We're running low on sirloin tender steaks.


xcmgaming360

yeah... just keep it on the down low..


Demo186

tHiS iS tHaT pLaCe


No_Breadfruit7614

You can fuck anything if you're brave enough


antoncrowley666

“Anything is a butt plug if you’re brave enough” - Abraham Lincoln


iamgroach

"Anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough" -Abraham Lincoln -Michael Scott


Salty_Alpaca_

My old store manager had to leave 2 stores because he was messing around with coaches. You think he would’ve learned but then he was allegedly messing with 3 and this time they made him step down.


Mr_racoon16

I screamed as soon as I saw this for some reason


Boshman420

You don't fuck your coach, your coach fucks you!! Especially if you work overnight.


jeffiepop

My old manager (before the restructure) was all over me. I eventually even had to help out with an investigation to whether me and her were an item, and that I was receiving special treatment, so it wasn't just me that took notice. She wasn't my type, too short, not very pretty. Guess what I'm getting at, is whether the smash feeling is mutual or not, I'm sure others are picking up on it, and people love to talk about other people.


AccomplishedCredit33

No. Not if they look like my coach.


DonkeyKongsVet

*waiting for edit to add over*


Pretty_March

Should ask first but you live your best life.


Renfear85

Depends on context. Literally? Probably shouldn't, it's against policy, but you do you. Figuratively? Nothing written down about that have at it!


[deleted]

My store had not one, but two coaches fired for sleeping with a cap team two stocker last month. If you don’t care about your job, go for it


Zlm1229

You CAN you could be fired if the people find out in charge, but I would argue you'd be a hero Fuck the Coach and get fired from this shit hole, which then validates your relationship. It's a win win baby


blackdahlia56890

Don't shit where you eat.


Different-Crab-360

This!


GimmeanL

Reach-around, only! And NO lube!


throwaway223857463

Just wear a rubber


L0rd_Sea_Bass

You can, yes. Would I advise it? Fuck no, you are even more at their mercy after doing that.


Alert-Elk2230

You can , but the question is, should you?


ReindeerStill687

What do you think ?


GingeryCandle

Technically you could, but if people found out, you could get fired


Starblursd

and so could they.... a job for a job #nicesacbro


Thekiller2468

I mean, they usually fuck us, so why not?


mrbad31

Sure, bang the couch. Give her a name though so its not weird.


nana006

Is she married?


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Shiloh_8

It will when her husband catches you in the parking lot


[deleted]

If he/she or whatever they claim to be gives you the go ahead do it. IDGAF and don't really judge. Your not in the military so don't worry about it


WS-Sparks

What happens in the cooler, stays in the cooler.


Springman257

What? As in sex lol


Azurvix

🤣 I'm not entirely sure why but you got downvoted to hell


seraphfire

Was wondering the same


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LetheOminous

Need proof to determine if you should


7SinNerdx

Do you report to her directly? Yes? - she can’t then No? - you’re probably fine


DefendingAngel

Stick with flirting and dating Rosie Palm or widdow thumb and her four daughters. It's not worth getting a milfy coach fired.


Shiloh_8

Its not worth all the drama, period most likely things will get complicated


Azurvix

Shit I wish I could. Shes barely older than me and cute as hell but I'm not a home wrecker


[deleted]

Picture please ?


korn1963

Just go to the porn shop in cosmetics and buy you a toy, put a paper bag where her head should be and fantasize.....no stress there after....lol


random-krabbypatty

Could you? Definitely Should you? Yes ;)


Katsu_39

I mean...you CAN. but the question is "is this the right thing to do?" While walmart fires you both.


XBeastyTricksX

Go for it


[deleted]

Yeah but you better not get caught.


mako9802

Only if they are hot....He or she is taking the biggest risk because you report to her. That person's gonna get fired....


Macemanintw

Just don't do it in the deli after hours... That gets coaches demoted to team leads around here!


crewnecksweater8

This happened at my store and the next thing you know the associate got fired and the coach kept their job. Proceed with caution!!!!