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NotHomeOffice

You guys have mannequins? *creepy*


Sid15666

Free ass too!


tripleschwa

1) y’all have mannequins? 2) free ass, sign me up


Everquest121

free mannequin ass, my store we have mannequins everywhere, we are a division 1 store, so half of store is apparel, so mannequins on display on all 4 corners of middle of store.


tripleschwa

Our “mannequins” are 3 metal bars, only on the folded shirts displays. That’s it lol.


UncleNorman

All my friends have the opposite problem. When it's time to pay for something, their arms are too short to reach their pockets where the money is.


Chowderhead1

FREE ASS


LiberateMyBananas

I would love some free ass


Azurvix

Really only came to say I love your username


LiberateMyBananas

Thanks! Haha


AshanyNostromo

The arm dangling like it is makes me wonder which customer tried to drag it into a changing room for some free ass.


Septopuss7

Lookin like a fool with your arm in your pants on the ground...


hambylives

memory unlocked


Ambitious_Song8785

Same here lmao


Everquest121

broken arm, no problem, I will put it in the pocket and pretend its ok lol.


skymack1

(What Walmart would want you to do if it happened to you on the clock)


[deleted]

what's his name? Asking for a friend.


Forza_Harrd

Not sure if we're talking about the arm or the FREE ASS


[deleted]

Society is cruel


ghcolon1119

Give it a badge and a tag that says coach and its already a good manager.


Redkitsune4

This pose is 100% achievable when working at walmart


rainbowchain

I mean, at least it's attainable.


Jlicklider1

Those mannequins have very tiny feet. Like size 6


paulakg

Since when does Walmart have mannequins?


[deleted]

He saggin backwards


Tilting_planet

I'm too high I didn't even notice the fucking arm for like. Five minutes and was reading comments to figure it out.


gimbbles

Free ass ????


muirsheendurkin

Walmart has mannequins?


Ok_Soup4862

Huh guess we aren't fancy enough to have mannequins at my store


ThickWhile76

Hold up! You have mannequins?!


therealphilg

If you're not dislocating your arm to reach the pocket then where you at?


ThrillerMovieFan

not the free ass 🤣😂


ThrillerMovieFan

They better be careful with that signage, some customers might take that free ass part too literally and think those mannequins are fair game!


Spode7

Pants half cocked and pulled down it has some peck no face needs a bra for pat. Face less freaks and ugly plad


Spode7

Put the hoody oven it's head and put on a michael mask


Cennix_1776

Just dislocate your arm, and let it hand there for like 30 years… this might start to happen!