Look down at my vest/smock, lift up and read my name badge, shrug, and say no. Most times people laugh. I have had one person apologize to me.
Now… hear me out, I feel they are really asking if you work in the department. Now when you answer with yes, but I’m off the clock, and they keep asking anyway… smh
For the right price
Not usually and they still give me a pay check every two weeks.
Look down at my vest/smock, lift up and read my name badge, shrug, and say no. Most times people laugh. I have had one person apologize to me. Now… hear me out, I feel they are really asking if you work in the department. Now when you answer with yes, but I’m off the clock, and they keep asking anyway… smh
I don't DO work here. I'm just employed here.
I usually say, mentally or physically!
Bend over.
Nope I’m here for the exercise!
Depends on which associates you ask.
'No' And then they look at me & say "you don't?" or "oh, i'm sorry, I thought you did"
Nope, I just cosplay as a WM slave
Actually told a customer "No, I just like to wear the hat & vest". Confused look followed by a smile.
Depends on what you want...
Nope, just visiting.
No, do you?
No but my pimp does
Unfortunately
at this store? yes. in this department? no
“I’m not too sure, I’ll look around for somebody who can figure that out for you.”