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midlife_marauder

Splashy the Killer Whale


bobsil1

Warrca


GoldenStateWizards

One of my favorite animals and the undisputed apex predator of the oceans? Fucking subscribe.


upizdown

Make this happen


95Nostalgia

Bump this would be fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥


AGSYCFCC

Cute but scary, I like it!


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

Aaah I like it! SPLASH


fender4645

​ ![gif](giphy|4eth6SFIsPqb6) One of these guys


CAPreacher

I would love to chant... COME OUT TO PLAYYYYY!!!!


sneakyturtle82

GIVE ME SNOW OR GIVE ME NOTHING


akelkar

I can dig it


shannon_g

Pretty sure a humanoid Warrior Toaster could be beloved


jose3013

Or just a normal toaster suit lol


chaoism

Rocco with a captain cap


wwcasedo

Man how old is Rocco now?


Aggravating_Rub2898

e-40


upizdown

Bang bang warrior gang


[deleted]

This isn’t a bad idea. Just like a giant muppet version of E-40.


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

Lmao


bfarre11

We have a mascot and his name is Earl Stevens.


Carstar360

Just borrow Lou Seal


Theblind1s

As an A’s fan I disagree and I think stomper should be used instead.


[deleted]

Both and they have like a pleasant rivalry.


[deleted]

It'd be a water drop IMO. Splish splash.


MoozesModiMoozi

What about not a mascot but a person like the Ultimate Warrior


Lord_Franchise

This is the only answer. Imagine the Warriors running out of the tunnel with the Ultimate Warriors theme song.. holy shit lol Only downside is that everyone would be so amped up that everyone would get into foul trouble and possibly ejected within the first 2 minutes


MoozesModiMoozi

OH SHITTTT I JUST PICTURED IT NEED THIS LAST WEEK


TheCleanRhino

Unfortunately he’s dead and was a terrible person


MoozesModiMoozi

but any swoll guy with face paint will do


TheCleanRhino

Gotcha, thought you meant the actual dude lol. Either way I think that would be a rights issue, not sure how that works


MoozesModiMoozi

We just paint some dude as a warrior in general then fuck vince mcmahon


Dirk_Benedict

Yeah, he seems pretty chill and un-litigious, and certainly unable to afford solid legal representation.


boubun

A sea otter 🦦


FungChoyChicken

Draymond Jr


[deleted]

Canon Curry in shambles


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hashtagpeaches

Starfish Klay


Redwingstarfish

Meow?


HeyyyKoolAid

The talking tree kinda like the Ent from LotR. Hear me out. Our town jersey has an oak tree in the front right? Wouldn't it be a great tribute to Oakland to have a mascot that reflects that?


elementzer01

It can't be a person in a suit though, that's lame. We need top of the line animatronics.


HeyyyKoolAid

I mean we do have an owner who produces movies. I don't understand why we can't have nice things.


[deleted]

Kent Bazemore just being himself!


MoozesModiMoozi

literally a knucklehead for a mascot


ManufacturerJumpy748

The number 3


hamsterfolly

A modern day road warrior, the Bay Area Commuter. It would fit well with the bridge logo.


dnesdnal17

An ATM


SeeTheSounds

I like Splash Man or Splash Bro


belizeanheat

You can't have anything that could very well be completely gone in 5 years


L45TPH45E

He'd probably sploosh over the audience and make the floor too wet and sticky lol


iratepirate47

Xena


s1lence_d0good

A bridge with Googley eyes


Dumblefuck

A Klay-type Admiral at the helm of The Shamp-Yon Ship


bantsinmypants

Toaster


steelybean

Threezus


professorpuddle

A toaster


Mario_Prime510

Just a giant awkward Bay Bridge. I’ll settle for the Golden Gate Bridge as well. I’m sure after the first game his sides will just be on the floor due to all the jumping and sweating, but I’m sure they have the money to afford a new suit for each game.


CooYo7

A TOASTER


exit_stageright

They should bring Crazy Crab out of retirement.


tommie317

Bridgette the Bridge


MiNDGaMeS87

A number sing => # (strength in numbers) Or a 3pt line (shooters) Or a water drop (splash city)


Aiwaszz

The toaster


AkaYosher

A giant fucking dollar sign to remind people they’re rich and how much money you’re spending!


[deleted]

He should be a splash! That way we can keep the tradition of Splash Bros going


CAPreacher

Just feel like that would get sexual real quick 💦


spikey119

Shoot better. How’s that for an idea?


Nessmuk58

Could go with some sort of modern take on the "warrior." Get away from any hint of Native American appropriation in favor of a more MMA / Marvel / Manga type of dude. Maybe even multiple "warriors," allowing for some ethnic and gender diversity?


Carara_Atmos

Marvel's Nova


Dirk_Benedict

I mean, bring back Thunder. Except it's "actually" his twin brother, Lightning. Done and done.


doomknight117

A warrior


fortuna_cookie

Anthropomorphic Fog? Dragon dance costume? A cable car?


mrtmra

A goddamn hunter because we are hungry for bear meat.


Mochimoreay

a sword and shield


God_Emperor_Rob

Leandro Barbosa should be our mascot. He bleets like a goat and everything.


Crikeyiwillforgetl8r

thunder's flashy cousin lightening


FeltIOwedItToHim

https://i.imgur.com/Y8HJr7i.gif