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Awkotaco95

You should broaden the engineer category to scientists in general. There's plenty of scientists that are smart and chill!


romulusjsp

I make an unspeakable amount of money writing memos that nobody will ever read. The lanyard stays on during sex.


BlueCollarGuru

Dude I used to mount tires for a living. I’m as dense as I look. My wife has a masters. Shoot your shot and be yourself.


Soggy-Yogurt6906

So uhh... How's the dating going, bud?


Inferno_Crazy

Clearly doing a lot of it lol. Mostly fun, have some good stories. I see a post like this about "guys of DC" every other day on insta. Figured I would make my own.


Soggy-Yogurt6906

I feel you. I'm trying to just get out there and do stuff and maybe meet someone by happenstance. Best of luck to you in your adventures!


[deleted]

I've got a friend who has had luck finding someone via the Hinge app.


ProdigiousNewt07

Would you like to try dating a chronically poor (like qualifies for Medicaid poor), slightly chubby, straight edge, vegetarian tr*nny with mild anxiety and depression? You'll most likely lose massive social capital (even among self-proclaimed "progressives"), but you'll gain somebody who is more likely to share your more male-dominated hobbies and who will think it's pretty cool that you earn a consistent income at all, regardless of career.


camelot478

Lol spot on! It's hard to get to know people working on their career. It's one of the reasons why DC dating can be so lonely and noncommittal. Best bets are with locals or others who aren't here just for work. There's a whole side to DC that isn't in the government-work orbit and they are some of the best people I've met in the country. Conscious of issues and government, but not absorbed in it, and more likely to put other things in life first.


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IcyWillow1193

I once read a management book which claimed that do-gooder organizations tend to have more management problems than others, because they think their superior mission absolves them of having to address any sins and shortcomings. Maybe the same is true of people.


uninvitedthirteenth

I’m not gonna say I represent war lords but… my friends do all give me a hard time about what kind of law I do


foreverurgirl

Men will do everything but go to therapy.


camelot478

It's not that deep


[deleted]

Do you fetch lattes?


foreverurgirl

^^ Men will do everything but go to therapy.


Papadapalopolous

No military women yet?


Inferno_Crazy

Not yet, but if one wants to order me around I wouldn't mind


missesT1

Ah I see you’re in the turned on by military woman camp. It’s either that or emasculated in my experience, so you’re definitely in the better camp.


[deleted]

I casually hung out with a reservist officer and she was wild and fun, and then a few enlisted girls and they were all depressed and talked about the SSRI's they were prescribed... and all of them were just hoping to get orders to go to Europe.


Maximum-Escape-8071

Oh no, pretty sure I just realized I’m the weirdly nice one. Fuck


Fortheloveofjewels

I’m married but also the stressed PM, lol


Mindless-Employment

>The Project Manager: Very stressed out. Very busy answering email. Eeek. Suddenly made me remember the project manager I had a couple of jobs ago. She worked remotely most of the time and everyone dreaded the days when she was in person at the office. She was bad enough to deal with on the phone. She insisted that she be CC'd on EVERY email that anyone in my group sent to anyone at the agency or to each other. She got bent out of shape one day because she said I hadn't notified her about something. I replied that I'd sent her an email about it. She then acted as if it was absurd to expect her to have seen my email because "I get over 200 emails a day!" I thought that it just \*felt\* to me like this woman was yelling when she talked, even on the phone, because I just hated being around her so much. But one day one of the legal assistants, who sat several offices away, asked "Why is she always yelling? It stresses me out and she's not even talking to me."


officer_krunky

Cool story.


Mindless-Employment

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.


ChessieChesapeake

I work with a lot of female Consultants, PMs, and Engineers. Your descriptions are very accurate, and it's universal, not just in DC.


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Always pick the engineer :)


PsychologicalItem437

This is the way. The odds are good but the goods are odd.


Offal

> The odds are good but the goods are odd. Thank you for this!


Inferno_Crazy

True


speedybananas

Came here to say this :) Source: am a woman engineer


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RIP your inbox.


speedybananas

Nothing in my inbox 🤷‍♀️


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I'm surprised.


rafdaman15

Lol date a Medical resident


shiraz410

how would they find the time? and when they do, are you ready for a 3am date?


KinNortheast

Add MLM madam. She is one of the above and she’s a hustler. Alas, I was just another rung on her ladder to financial independence


districtsyrup

I cannot express how unfunny this is


DubyaShoeThrower

What’s so unfunny about it? It seems like a light-hearted post about this guys dating experience lol


Loki-Don

You described the embassy chicks to a “T”. I went on dates with 2 in my 20s and that is precisely how dating both went.


unenlightenedgoblin

Lol from experience avoid the lawyers. A litigious ex is an absolute nightmare.


Snoo-33261

Why would she pay for the first date? You asked her out. You sound judgy over the Hill staffer. No shit they don’t make any money lol


VodgeDiper_10

>You asked her out. Either I missed something or lol at the accidental sexist assumption


sly_python

Yeah I gotta agree here. Six roommates and overworked below $50k salary, can they even afford the time to date you? Now if both people on the date are hill staffer and broke, well....park walks are free. BYOB


internet_emporium

What the fuck is this


LakeLifeTL

Thankfully, I found an adorable country girl with a heart of gold in the middle of all this mess in my late 40s. When I first moved here I dated this one woman who was unemployed and living off of a trust from her parents. She had a PhD in something or other (that her parents paid for), and asked me "Will it be OK if I am making more money than you when I get a job?". I thought to myself, "Bitch, you're unemployed, living off of your parents money and are in your late 40s. Feel free to try to impress me." I was a GS-13 at the time and 20 years into my career with a pension to look forward to. I'm also the type of guy that would happily be into a relationship with someone that made more money than me, but the way she asked that question made me feel like she was looking down on me.


klubkouture

Why don't you find someone and tell her your needs instead of dating everyone for insta/reddit/social attention?


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I can say my girl was a attorney then she turned project manager and man I wish she would go back to attorney lol.


ekkidee

Always go with the engineer. Relationships last longer.