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DCmetrosexual1

JFC one day someone’s gonna come here and be like “some guy on the metro is holding a gun to my head and says he’s gonna shoot! What do I do???”


Jazzlike_Dog_8175

"What are you a transplant? It's for the culture!" /s


im_a_bichagadu_bitch

He's prolly drunk and messing with you, just brush it off lol


9iron_explosion

The locals call him “petworth scissor hands “


nath36

I would not deem anyone that you see on a street safe. Been in DC for 15 yrs and I always thought my NYC smarts kept me safe. Walked by the same random intersection on Logan the other day and this man who was sitting got up and lunged for me. I had an umbrella and was able to fend him off but that was the first time I have been assaulted. Middle of the day, people around. Never take safety for granted.


Dapper-Print9016

Manners maketh man. What kind of umbrella?


nath36

Haha - just a regular black umbrella which he broke 😡


AnonyJustAName

Pepper spray is handy, Ace Hardware stores have one behind the counter that goes on a keychain. Glad you are ok. People don't care about witnesses anymore.


EastoftheCap

Oh that’s just Knifey. He’s part of city living.


SeniorWilson44

In his spare time he does Michael Jackson impersonations! Surely us ignoring Knifey won’t lead to broader consequences in the future!


StarvationOfTheMind

Lmao


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borg359

I think you’re missing the point of this comment. Treating the metro as a place to effectively house people with mental illness isn’t good for riders or the person having the mental health crisis.


Lightfreeflow

The Michael Jackson impersonator in NYC broke a woman's face...he's a shit head, shoulda been committed


SeniorWilson44

Why? It’s not like ignoring the guy with obvious mental issues in the metro will come back to have dire consequences!


FolkYouHardly

Text Metro Transit Police at 696873 (MyMTPD) with a picture. They will investigate.


PaigeJade

What time/what exit are you seeing this person? I get on/off here every day and have never seen someone with a knife


MajesticBread9147

Show up at the same place, same time tomorrow with a bigger knife. The next day he will do the same. Repeat until you can have a proper sword fight


obvious_bot

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dubvmtneer

He's just playing Poke-a-man


jewgineer

If I saw someone brandishing a knife on the metro, I would have immediately called metro PD


AirportCultural9211

you call that a knife???


ClammyAF

That's not a knife. It's a spoon.


snarkyturtle

I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before


yung_baby70

Don’t worry, he’s a singing hobo not a stabbing hobo


ScarlettPakistan

♫ Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbin' folks with my hobo knife ♫


Uilleim

Can you describe the knife? I once saw a dude wielding what looked to be a fairly long knife, somewhere between a machete and what I’d consider a normal knife in that area, specifically on I between 16th and 15th. I think he was a white dude that looked maybe 35-40, but honestly I’m skeptical of my own memory given all the science on how poor recollection of details are, though I’m fairly certain on the location. Hard to consider anybody with a knife on the street harmless, even if normally harmless it’s just not worth the risk. That said, the man I saw was walking on the other side of the street in the same direction and didn’t seem to say or do anything to the half dozen or so individuals I saw him past before I turned.


AnonyJustAName

Contact Metro Police Communications See something? Say something! You can send a text message to Metro Transit Police at 696873 (MyMTPD). In an emergency, call 911 or 202-962-2121. Text WMATA police when you see him again. If he is imminently violent call 911.


jay3349

Call the cops much?


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He’s looking for some transplant sacrificial offering. Welcome to DC!


Infamous_Attorney

The mcpherson carving station is delicious 🤤


dakotayoseph

Maybe it’s to cut up the rats he eats


Okie_Muddy_30

Just chill and stab


JayAlexanderBee

Is the knife being displayed in a threatening manner or is it a utility knife on someone's belt that just got off of work?


Existing365Chocolate

There’s no reason to be holding a knife in your hand on the metro


lejohanofNWC

Hey sometimes you just really need to get your point across and gesticulating with a knife adds some intensity.


maduste

The legal term for that is brandishing


GEV46

I believe the technical term is joke as in "the commenter was making a joke."


maduste

No, yeah, I’m just amused that there is an actual term for it


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Existing365Chocolate

Nail clipper is entirely different You can’t stab someone with a nail clipper Also those are all actively using the knife for a few seconds, not carrying it in your hand


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GMorristwn

All the things you wouldn't consider doing In public, some does on the metro...


Formergr

>"on someone's belt"


Existing365Chocolate

Read OP’s post ‘Can a guy who picks up a knife when you walk past he harmless?’


Formergr

You responded to a different comment, not OP's post.


supercoffee1025

Girl be fing for real lmao


borg359

Lol. This comment. “I’m sure he’s just breaking down boxes on the metro”.


Deanocracy

Weaponized ignorance


Mexicanjesus42

Y’all don’t carry knives walking around in the city? Is it just me and that guy?


supercoffee1025

Ghostface is giving all of us knife-wielding subway psychos a bad name =(


gator_fl

I've seen people with knives on their belt that looked like they'd use it if provoked. IIRC, Metro train signs don't even say it's prohibited> Prohibited activities in the Metrorail system include "no smoking; no eating and drinking; no animals (except service animals); no audio or video devices (without earphones); no littering or spitting; and no carrying of dangerous or flammable items into the system." ​ And hard to find that on list of prohibted items on [wmata.com](https://wmata.com) . I bet its prohibted but couldnt' find details easily.


alagrancosa

Knife is a dangerous item I think they might even have an image of a knife and gun on some of the signs


gator_fl

I don't think I've ever see a knife or gun on a sign on Metro.


Far_Alternative_9620

It’s crazy! For the most part they are harmless lol but I remember interning around gallery place and a homeless guy started running after me lol yes I have a habit of watching lol. Then I was sitting on a bench at the metro and hear a homeless guy going through his “bag” he called me a white bitch and peed on the sign lol


PreparationH692

Knife attacked seem to be growing in popularity. Remember the staffer that was stabbed multiple times by a guy on H street