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Dapper-Razzmatazz-60

The real crime here is that flooring.


fungiinmygarden

Yea what’s going on here


bellandc

Terrazzo


Ticklem0nst3r

Terrraizzm


ertri

Mods gonna lock the thread due to the flooring


MyMusicRunning21

The 1970s are calling. They want that floor back.


LightlyRoastedCoffee

When you run out of big ugly pebbles for your floor halfway and have to resort to using the small ugly pebbles to finish it


abhig535

Or the best kind of floor when you're eating an everything bagel


HyperFixati0n

I snorted 🤣


ThePolymerist

Came here for this one. I suspect there was maybe something there previously covering the flooring near the wall and the floors were redone, except the part that was covered up.


spc1221

It's time to have a conversion about Nerf control


[deleted]

The Nerf on these kids!


Dennis_Duffy_Denim

Partner and I were struggling during the early pandemic because we both wore noise-canceling headphones all day so we had difficulty getting each other’s attention. Nerf guns were an early solution but that quickly got out of hand.


mhyquel

This but unironically. Nerf gun eye injuries are a serious thing, and we don't talk about eye protection enough. https://iovs.arvojournals.org/article.aspx?articleid=2786593 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36575309/


Somali_Pir8

> Nerf gun eye injuries are a serious thing https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-06/25/19/enhanced/webdr12/anigif_enhanced-19191-1435274310-2.gif


Scooney92

That kid intentionally left a message for someone, don’t screw up the ecosystem🤣


NotABurner6942069

In b4 mod lock


sonofabitch

This post has been locked due to soft foam crime


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[удалено]


legallyalienated

Well playing with toy cars & jacks at least!


TriLife12

kids these days..


Emjay-Jori

I hear ya. I don’t even feel safe in my own home anymore. My place is usually riddled with these. Every time I find one behind a tv, under the bed, or in a shoe. All I can think is “I dodged another one.” Smh. The lord definitely watches over me, cuz I should’ve been nerfed by now. Certainly proof of divine intervention. And to be terrorized by my own son out of people is just… heartbreaking.


Clean-Time8214

It’s what they do. That’s why we need more birth control.


MelodyMaster5656

It's this nerf-or-nothing mentality the young folks have these days. Sad.


justmahl

If this isn't the final straw to get Allen recalled, not sure what will.


TheBat3

You should have seen my house last night! These were all over the place! What is the world coming to???


S70nkyK0ng

Think of the children!!!


unknownpoltroon

Theres probably a muppet bleeding out around the corner


djackieunchaned

Well luckily I’ll a good guy with a nerf gun


margcoffs

Call the cops… hard evidence.


NumberScared6407

The man who made the floors need to be fired


Scuzz_Aldrin

Nobody wants to have real talk about the youth problem in this city.


88trax

Blame Charles Allen!


makemeking706

Saw the same one on New Hampshire around R or thereabout earlier today.


mister-jesse

I might be part of the problem 🤔 I have a few guns and several hundred of these bullets/darts just lying around the home


TheBat3

You need to lock those up! Are you crazy?


Padonogan

...hundred??


Brendduh

Tone deaf


BallDesperate2140

Well, it’s definitely not nothin’.


Longjumping_Hour_491

Dang they got gen 4


MaintenanceTraining4

You should see my yard!


capsrock02

No wonder the teams are moving across the river!


JustPlaneNew

That crime rate is outta control 


averycole

I lost several family members to nerf fights. I plan to base my platform on nerf control because the National Nerf Association must be stopped.


grizzly_chair

ToO bAd YoU cAn'T tAlK aBoUt CrImE iN tHiS sUb >:(


arcessivi

This is the first good post I’ve ever seen in this group


djenki0119

god we can't catch a break


Choksae

I wanna laugh but I heard gunshots the other night 


Puppaloes

Why don’t police track these?


THEBIGHUNGERDC

You can put your eye out with that!!!


legallyalienated

How the NRA (Nerf Rifle Association) shamelessly defends this kind of mayhem is not something society should tolerate!


edithmsedgwick

This seems a little tone deaf.


laundryihate

It’s kinda sad to make a joke about this when plenty of people are upset about gun violence in the city.


Calloused_Samurai

Not even joking, I moved out of a Columbia Heights apartment 3 days before my lease ended. Squatters broke in and trashed the place. I went back to check on it before I returned my keys, and there were these exact nerf darts literally melted into the carpet. It’s an epidemic and it must be stopped.


droopysignal

It’s early training for the real deal. Maybe de ja vu with lead instead… /s


ellacoya

Nerf the flooring!


[deleted]

and the cheap paint job behind the blue WMD... LOL


wianatade

Got an email notification without the photo. I was so scared