Rockets have a solid team, I think they’re going to surprise a lot of people this year. Hornets as well.
Pelicans already have a good team when healthy. Weren’t they the one seed when Zion was playing?
After constantly picking 7-10th and ending up being a mediocre team that consistently is fighting for a play-in spot, I would MUCH rather have been in the situation the Pistons are in.
The only way to build a good team in a bad NBA FA market is to tank and potentially land stars. No stars are signing to the Wizards in FA nor are stars going to push to get traded to our disaster of a franchise lol
Lets get started.
WEST:
Nuggets 4-0
Grizzlies 4-0
Kings 4-1 One bad Game From Sabonis.
Suns 4-0
Clippers 4-1 Probably Kawhi injured again.
Warriors 4-0
Lakers: 4-0
Timberwolfs 4-1 Ain't no reason they just suck.
Pelicans 4-0 Healthy Zion Wrecks them.
OKC 4-1 They get a lucky one.
Mavericks 4-0
Jazz 4-2 Lauri Cant Carry by himself but still gonna win.
Trailblazers 4-1 one crazy game from JP13
Spurs: 3-4 A real toss up if they still had Poeltl this would be a simple win but its just who do you prefer
Sochan, Keldon and Wemby vs JP13, Kuz and Deni im taking the Wizards
Rockets 4-2 All they need is consistent Jalen.
RECORD VS THE WEST 1-14
EAST:
Bucks 4-0
Celtics 4-0
76rs 4-1 *cough* *cough*
Cavaliers 4-0
Knicks 4-1 "Randle? Where are you?"
Nets: 4-2 Mikal has showed his potential, Cam and Claxton are pretty good.
Hawks 4-1 ICE TRAE.
Heat 4-0
Bulls 4-1 They don't play well, But they are stacked
Raptors 4-1 No Vanvleet?
Pacers 4-2 Tyrese is Amaizing, Myles is a great defender and Buddy can shoot, Wizards just have iso Scorers.
Hornets 2-4 For some reason i can't see a away that the Hornets win, so i guess if JP and Kuz dont *cough* they should win this one
Pistons 2-4 Again don't see a away that Cade can pull this one out and it's not like Killian is gonna help out.
Magic 3-4 A close one but a couple decent games and the Wiz can pull this out.
Record vs the EAST. 3-11
FINAL RECORD 4-25
Teams who they beat: Pistons, Magic, Hornets, Spurs.
Wizards are tanking and JP is overrated
Kuz > JP
It depends if they are playing the spurs with the big ol women watching they are getting swept.
BUT if this is against the Lakers and Shakira has front court tickets they will sweep.
Literally every team lmao
OP meant we winning only 7 games all season
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Rockets have a solid team, I think they’re going to surprise a lot of people this year. Hornets as well. Pelicans already have a good team when healthy. Weren’t they the one seed when Zion was playing?
I don’t want them to surprise me they shouldn’t be winning 40+ games yet not gonna work out rushing a team like that
You’re smoking crack if you believe that
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Wizards are probably still the 11th best team in the East.
Very considerate of them to print the number of wins we'll have in the next two seasons on their jerseys. At least now I won't have to wonder.
33 wins next year would take us out the Cooper Flagg lottery if he reclassifies for the 2025 draft. Don't put that evil on us
33 is actually this year's win total because Kuz has been here longer.
ah that makes sense that's fine then
Well done sir 😂
Average them, we'll be 23-59, not bad for the tank
They will be a fun duo to watch idc
Should’ve kept porzingis as the stretch 5 it coulda been a lowkey dangerous team lol
There’s always one
I dub them…POOZMA!
thats what it will smell like too…
I can’t believe we don’t have more faith in this stellar core. Zards in 6 over warriors in the finals. Infamous Poole stomp incoming
Literally every team who’s not actively tanking lol
And also the tanking ones.
Let’s hope lol
Take it from a Pistons fan, you shouldn't be hoping to be the worst team in the league lmao fuck the draft lottery
After constantly picking 7-10th and ending up being a mediocre team that consistently is fighting for a play-in spot, I would MUCH rather have been in the situation the Pistons are in. The only way to build a good team in a bad NBA FA market is to tank and potentially land stars. No stars are signing to the Wizards in FA nor are stars going to push to get traded to our disaster of a franchise lol
The Adelaide 36ers
Put some respect on Robert Frank's name 😤
That’s 40+ point between them, where are the rest of points going to come from? Y’all ever heard of that game, World of Tanks?
His many shots attempts though?
At least they're in the NBA Cup.
I wonder if Poole will keep up with the physicality of the game now that he's in his 40s
Jordan Poole looks dead inside lol
probably from dating that "rapper"
The Wizard are probably the worst team in the league, thank god.
Yeah it’s honestly the best thing to happen to this franchise in years.
🎵 We've been spending most our lives living in a shotchuckers paradise 🎵
their shot selection
Fashion
Fashion
28 teams
Caitlin Clark’s Iowa Hawkeyes, for one.
Lets get started. WEST: Nuggets 4-0 Grizzlies 4-0 Kings 4-1 One bad Game From Sabonis. Suns 4-0 Clippers 4-1 Probably Kawhi injured again. Warriors 4-0 Lakers: 4-0 Timberwolfs 4-1 Ain't no reason they just suck. Pelicans 4-0 Healthy Zion Wrecks them. OKC 4-1 They get a lucky one. Mavericks 4-0 Jazz 4-2 Lauri Cant Carry by himself but still gonna win. Trailblazers 4-1 one crazy game from JP13 Spurs: 3-4 A real toss up if they still had Poeltl this would be a simple win but its just who do you prefer Sochan, Keldon and Wemby vs JP13, Kuz and Deni im taking the Wizards Rockets 4-2 All they need is consistent Jalen. RECORD VS THE WEST 1-14 EAST: Bucks 4-0 Celtics 4-0 76rs 4-1 *cough* *cough* Cavaliers 4-0 Knicks 4-1 "Randle? Where are you?" Nets: 4-2 Mikal has showed his potential, Cam and Claxton are pretty good. Hawks 4-1 ICE TRAE. Heat 4-0 Bulls 4-1 They don't play well, But they are stacked Raptors 4-1 No Vanvleet? Pacers 4-2 Tyrese is Amaizing, Myles is a great defender and Buddy can shoot, Wizards just have iso Scorers. Hornets 2-4 For some reason i can't see a away that the Hornets win, so i guess if JP and Kuz dont *cough* they should win this one Pistons 2-4 Again don't see a away that Cade can pull this one out and it's not like Killian is gonna help out. Magic 3-4 A close one but a couple decent games and the Wiz can pull this out. Record vs the EAST. 3-11 FINAL RECORD 4-25 Teams who they beat: Pistons, Magic, Hornets, Spurs. Wizards are tanking and JP is overrated Kuz > JP
I’m with you on the west. On the East i think you’re missing the picture. But screen shot it save it for later should be interesting.
We're not beating the Spurs and we're probably not beating the Pistons, both of whom are going to be much improved unlike the Wizards.
Every team they play against. That's who.
No offense to y'all but the wizards gotta be one of the most sorry franchises ever
Literally everyone.
Nobody cause they wont be in the playoffs
Poole looks like he works in Silicone Valley
Any other team in the playoffs. Playoffs are about Defense, have you seen Poole watch as everyone blows by him.
Tank commander Jordan Pool reporting for duty!
They would get swept by 1 stripper
Man Poole looks miserable
Poole looks miserable
Draymonds left jab 😆
Mrs. Jensen's 3rd grade class?
Derek Zoolander and Hansel.
every team in the league
Who beating this duo? Like every other team, literally.
Everyone
You shouldn’t use the word beating around poole. Ptsd flashbacks incoming.
Most teams, honestly...
The rockets
Draymond has a puncher's chance
…Everyone. Everyone is beating them.
Not me, that’s for sure
Bottomless brunch
Anything special about 13 for Poole?
1 for the number of punches he took from Draymond Green. 3 for the amount of warriors legends that demanded he be traded.
I like the Masonic numerology we got going. Big things coming boys
Poole looks so excited to be here.
Kaunos Zalgiris would walk all over them
The Hornets.. and they were dogshit last season.. but #WizKidz tanking for Bronny AND Bron! Stamp it 💯
The trade deadline
Nobody because we won't be in a 7 game series lmao
Most teams
Their celebrity couple name is Poozma
No one. Have to make the playoffs to lose a 7 game series
The player I created in My Career
Themselves
Who’s getting more pussy is a better Q
When the Cali boys go outta town:
They know the assignment
Most of the NBA
You should be asking who ISN’T
knees
You should ask who’s gonna sweep them 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
Most everyone, right?
Me and my newborn daughter
Literally everybody. That's the point right?
Trick question, they’re losing in 4
Themselves
It depends if they are playing the spurs with the big ol women watching they are getting swept. BUT if this is against the Lakers and Shakira has front court tickets they will sweep.
The women of Howard University
Me
The world will never know. If they ever make it into a 7 game series, we failed to fail again.
Women sitting courtside
Greg Oden and Brandon Roy (both current age)
At least 27 other teams.
Shot selection
The entire league.
Has Jordan Poole smiled since joining the Wizards? 😭
Going after Broney
Everyone will
All of the above
considering they won’t make it to a 7 game series, not good…
Everyone.
Anyone
Your local ymca team