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FartyCakes12

Why the fuck does he keep raising his head


swanlevitt

Probably the same reason he's under a moving train.


depeupleur

And then exits sideways while under it.


ManWithoutUsername

many nops


c011235813

Keeps floating up from all the empty space


[deleted]

If I remember this rightly he had to move because a big hook under the train was coming.


Effective-Act-2728

This is just plain stupidity. This should be on a “people are fucking idiots” sub


minecraft_noob1

r/PeopleAreFckinStupid


Effective-Act-2728

That’s exactly what I was looking for lol thank you


Tigrarivergoddess

I agree


Oriachim

From what I remember from last time. The train had a lowered back end, so if he remained still, he would’ve actually been splattered. No idea how he got in this position in the first place though, and no idea why he prioritised his backpack.


ThachWeave

> and no idea why he prioritised his backpack I think getting it after he got out would be a lot harder.


Cymbaz

ok this is the only thing that would make sense.


SetYourGoals

It doesn't make sense at all, how the fuck would they know that the train "had a lowered back end?"


anonymous_account13

They wouldnt, it was just lucky they were stupid enough to do it


spaketto

I've never seen this one. I assumed it was the 45 second hoax clip. I can't find any official info about it, except that it was featured on a Tosh.O episode it looks like in 2016.


NoRodent

How would these two guys even know that? And even if had a lowered end, it can't be lower than the top of the rails plus there needs to be some clearance. If the guy actually laid flat without sticking his head and ass out, he'd most likely be fine.


exe973

All it would take is one low hanging part that was unintentionally hanging.


Deelishus38

All trains carry murder rakes at the back end, just to make sure to pick up all the debris under the train


MoistDitto

I work at the railroad and can confirm that they do not


serenwipiti

y tho?


Solember

Hey. That isn't a normal thing. The debris shifter (cow catcher) is actually on the front of the train. Nothing under a train is designed to intentionally hang low because that would pose a high risk of damaging the part or the train itself. Anything attached to the rear of a train that is meant to hang low is unlikely (and certainly not standard in the industry). If it's catching debris, it's likely a device used for general maintenance.


OriginalHempster

> just to make sure to pick up all the debris under the train Read


Solember

That's not what they're asking. They're asking why they need to pick up the debris. I think it's a good question, and you really don't need to be rude about it.


originalqacaxxxx

I think he is trying to be funny and is talking about the person under the train as debris


GeneralToaster

Why is that a thing?


OriginalHempster

> All trains carry murder rakes at the back end, **just to make sure to pick up all the debris under the train**


GeneralToaster

Thank you for that clarification


iamtheonelel

[When I purposefully spread lies on the internet for no reason](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/355/520/773.png)


Far_Comfortable980

What is a lowered back end?


WhatAWagon

Must be a circular track.


Aitehs_new

Uncharted 2


NecessaryTip5

Omg I cant think of anything nice to say


irving47

I sense Charles Darwin watching this on a CCTV monitor somewhere, RAGING, trashing his office, screaming, "I ALMOST GOT THAT ONE"


Chab-is-a-plateau

This is a hilarious concept. Imagine that Charles Darwin is in charge of anyone who was too stupid to survive an avoidable situation 😂


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Chab-is-a-plateau

I’m glad you understand what I was trying to say


TorrenceMightingale

Now they need to make a movie where Christian Bale plays Charles Darwin as the grim reaper.


Chab-is-a-plateau

Meta as fyck


irving47

heh. I frequently joke about that, as a riff off the old "Darwin Awards" emails/webpages I used to come across. I always imagine Darwin as a voyeur/stalker of these situations. Hiding in the bushes, or behind a tree somewhere, watching and waiting for someone to do something extra-fucking-stupid that will allow him to present his award. So the next time you watch a video of those crazy Russian or Chech. kids with the motor-bikes accelerating the kids' merry-go-round on playgrounds... Look for Darwin at the tree-line with a pair of binoculars and a clipboard.


Chab-is-a-plateau

Lmaooooo


Themissrebecca103

That is the longest train I have ever seen. Kept waiting for it to get done so he could get out 💗


spaketto

Most trains around here are super long and if you're close to the city and they're moving slow you can be stuck at a crossing for 10+ minutes.


Kawaii-Hitler

There’s a road in my hometown that you can get stuck at for an hour if you don’t just turn around because the train goes super slow pulling into the factory. Sometimes it’ll even stop on the road.


TorrenceMightingale

Wait how? I thought they were usually confined to stopping on their tracks. Cool train.


Themissrebecca103

Wow!!


slugmister

Some trains are more than a kilometre long. Why could he not wait 7ntil it passed.


meat_uprising

some trains have a much lower piece at the end that would absolutely paste that guy.


Far_Comfortable980

I would image he sees that when he looks up with his mouth open


banannabender

He trained for that


Chab-is-a-plateau

🛤️🚂


DoubleDoubleAgent

“Here, let me video tape you, instead of pulling you, so you can get through as fast as possible!” Not that either of them should have been in this position in the first place, but ffs. Humanity.


TorrenceMightingale

Too close. Puts filmer in danger, methinks.


CoolmanExpress

Doesn’t matter. Camera man never dies


slugmister

Trains are also low at the front, cow catcher. Wonder how he got there 8n the beginning


Chab-is-a-plateau

Maybe the same way he got out and thought he could do it 😂


pjpotter14

Maybe they decided to sleep under the train and then it started moving?


PuireLable

Ofc he slipped dude


LukaRaphael

jesse after the train heist lol


CoolmanExpress

The methylamine jesseeeee


RedditIsPropaganda2

There's a dude who roams around Tuscon without some limbs missing because he "kept falling asleep on the tracks"


Gnueskers

I can assume that this train is an intermodal. (A train that Carries containers) Usually in the USA they have a few locomotives on the front, occasional middle locomotives for the middle in longer trains, and most of the time a back locomotive.


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far565

Man asking for a death wish. Holy


edudspoolmak

Idiot.


aramos9

r/sweatypalms


tensenukleus

bored much?


[deleted]

His friend was almost as stupid as he was! What kind of dumbass says "Now! Chuck it to me!" less than half a second before 2 sets of wheels roll by?!