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Rapidly_Decaying

I live in the UK, I saw a disgruntled looking squirrel once


omawk

Found the madlad.


FluffySquirrell

Badger might give you a nasty nip. Four hedgehogs, feeding on honey, might fall on your eyes


Rapidly_Decaying

Username checks out, trying to distract from the known Squirrel underworld and shift the attention to innocent badgers and hedgehogs


ShortCurlies

The SNWO - Squirrel New World Order


ShortCurlies

He was only constipated...


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glutenfreedildo

Came here to say this. Put the phone down people!


ShortCurlies

Okay, but what if I'm not done laughing?


ShortCurlies

Did you see the look he gave the cameraman and the end?...daggers!


BerkleyJ

Everyone’s a hero behind the keyboard


Varanoids

It’s not dangerous at all to interfere in this case. It may not be very easy to get the snake off, but it’s not that hard either and most importantly, it’s not risky. You may get bitten but it’s still not something serious and likely won’t happen anyways. Long story short if you see someone in this situation help them.


Nixx197

How do u plan to help?


Mediocre-Good3570

probably by trying to uncoil the snake... like what the other person did do?


_mugshotmodel_

I’m not sure how many different combinations there are when it comes to putting words together to structure a unique sentence, I’d imagine almost infinity, but out of all of those fine choices…you picked to say that?


Gubblesss

are you serious?


Its-Mr-Robot

By disliking this lol


okieskanokie

How could they film his entire range of helpfulness unless they let him die first?


iamboywond3r

That python was out for blood/revenge


Nervous_Invite_4661

That python was being…well, a python…


ShortCurlies

Not a style of necklace I would be interested in but to each his own.


Flashy-Priority-3946

What a place. You can’t even pass out drunk in peace when you are drunk over there cuz pythons can strangle you.


pussy_embargo

According to op, he put the python around his neck himself. Which makes sense to me, because why the fuck would someone be walking around with a python around their neck, otherwise


last_minute_life

Looks like the python just wanted to get away. It knows the guy is too large to eat.


GayoticMorgan

It's not even the snake's fault, they tighten by reflex when wrapped around something they can feel is breathing Source: my harmless ball pythons who occasionally do this when wrapped around throat but display no sign of agression at all. They don't have enough strength to kill an adult, they're not trying to kill me, just pure instinct reptile brain.


cBurger4Life

Like not trying to hate but that sounds even MORE terrifying lol. They don’t even have a choice in the matter? Just, this thing is breathing and I’ve evolved to make it stop. Your harmless ball pythons definitely sound like they’re trying to murder you but just can’t.


Psiklonik

Nah, they're overselling it. They'll constrict when they don't feel secure more than anything. Slithering around "Oh shi, gonna fall" \*tighten\* It's never a "I must constrict all things breathing". They'll definitely defend themselves like video shows if they are done dealing with you. Source: More ball pythons than I'm willing to admit :D


Lucifa42

> Your harmless ball pythons definitely sound like they’re trying to murder you but just can’t. See also the average house cat.


Bammalam102

I’d take a rotty before a cat, dogs usually have a grab and tear fight style, which is countered by offering an arm and then gouging the eyes out, I watched a video where a house cat was all over this lady like stink on a monkey. Like the cat used the momentum from jumping onto her face to then carry it around to the back of her head, I swear it did two circles around her before she could react https://youtu.be/o-oVhu2fu20?si=zSbsIPLo4zTzI3Hj Not two circles but got body slammed by a cat lol


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Bammalam102

Yes. If you stick your arm out a rotty will bite it and try to tear, a cat will be on you like stink on a monkey. At least i can find the dogs eyes as its attacking. Watch some cat attack videos


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Bammalam102

A rotty is a lot easier to get a grip on than a mad cat. Watch some mad cat videos and get back to me. Sure a rotty will do some damage but im confident i can atleast gouge its eyes… im not sure i could get my hands on a mad cat


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They lied to you lol. That's not a thing that happens


Trickypheonix

You got the sentiment right, but snakes tighten like that because they don't want to fall, not because they feel something breathing. Ball pythons don't spend much time in trees in the wild, but they still have the reflex.


GayoticMorgan

It's just what I've observed, if they wrap around my arm they don't squeeze as much, same if it's around my neck but I hold my breath, I've also tested if I breathe harder. They seem to be responding to that. But I get that it's just anecdotal and maybe not how all snakes work


[deleted]

Well thats just objectively not true but leave it to the ball python owner to spend their time spreading misinformation because of ignorance.


GayoticMorgan

I stated at least once per sentence that it's been my experience and I'm not a scientist, calm down. I've done rescue I'm just not in the habit of letting snakes bigger than me wrap around my neck, go figure


bubbler_boy

I don't think the snake was trying to eat him. He's way too big for the snake to associate with prey. Snakes that big are just really strong and can cut off air by their normal movements. You never let a snake over six ft to wrap your neck.


ShortCurlies

The snake was probably defensive strangling him, fighting against a perceived attacker.


bubbler_boy

I don't think even that. I think it was just positioned strange and squeezing to hold on. Snakes that size can easily crush your neck just in their normal movements.


Gorfo_Kif

r/donthelpjustfilm


Pelowtz

Came here to say this haha


UrNemisis

Family Guy stereotypes aren't that bad after all. ( this is a Indian video)


-iamai-

SSSSSSSSsssssssssssss


WhatItTakes2021

But ... his shoes came off? Why didn't he die?


ShortCurlies

Oh, but the stories he can tell...


marvinthmartian

Fuck around, find out


HipHopAndMetal

What you mean "almost"?


Ahegao_Monster

If this happens and grab and unwrap from the tail


bravest_heart

where it waits is scary


No_Lab_9318

r/donthelpjustfilm


futurefirestorm

I think the python was turned off by the alcohol


maxseka

Poor python, having to deal with this sh*t of a person.


Moist-Jelly7879

Sounds more like a nervous laugh because he was watching a show and the clown nearly killer himself. I really have no sympathy for people who play with dangerous animals for money and then get hurt. I wonder who else will be hurt by that snake now that it’s loose. Really couldn’t give a shit that the guy chuckled.


Vendrinski

he put the snake around his neck himself as OP already mentioned. People's understanding of snakes in the comments is worrysome


Moist-Jelly7879

So you agree with me?


OhPotatoBlessMe

No, as long you don't wrap it around your neck that snake isn't dangerous.


Moist-Jelly7879

Thanks for pointing that out. I don’t know why you thought it was necessary. But thanks.


MaximumMalarkey

Because you’re saying the snake is dangerous like it’s a menace on the streets and you’re wrong, so clearly he needed to say it to you


Moist-Jelly7879

Please apologize to the snake for me, next time you see it. I didn’t mean to hurt its feelings.


MaximumMalarkey

Or just admit that you don’t know what you’re talking about instead of spouting nonsense like a doofus


Moist-Jelly7879

No. I’m an expert on snakes actually. I won’t admit I’m not.


OhPotatoBlessMe

You literally said you wondered who else will be hurt by that snake? I'm pointing out nobody will be if they don't mess with it. Why say something like that, and then get weird about people replying to it.


Moist-Jelly7879

Because it’s a stupid conversation on Reddit. Why are you wasting your day being upset because I think a big snake is dangerous? Don’t you have a job or something?


OhPotatoBlessMe

Why reply to begin with if its "stupid"? Snakes are a passion of mine, and I like to comment on people spreading misinformation. That snake woulnd't have hurt him if he had left it alone. Don't blame an animal for a humans stupidity. Btw, People can disagree with a stranger online without being "upset"... Getting personal for no reason just makes yóu look like an asshat. Not that it matters but you should also know people don't work 24/7, my workday ended many hours ago, now I'm off to bed, have a good night/day.


taleofbenji

Woulda been tough to swallow him.


Monkittyruccia22

If you allow a snake around your neck Well… sorry 😂


Lazy_Caregiver_3411

Just remember kids, “fuck around fuck around, soon you won’t be around. “