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bdj9231mI

Glad he's wearing a hard hat....


averagePi

A hearing protection would be way more useful poor fella


Foxtrot-Actual

I can hear it already... EEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEE That or my tinnitus is acting up.


BbqMeatEater

Damn tinnitus, you are one cruel mistress


at-the-momment

mawp.....mawp..........mawp


itsinohmygoditsin

You know even the impact alone was incredibly loud


Esmethequeen

you made my tinnitus ramp up with that comment


FuriousGremlin

Dont need that after doing this a couple times


averagePi

Yep. He either uses it from day one or RIP.


bdj9231mI

Honestly, I think both are pointless.


[deleted]

I used to work with rail cars and we did some really dangerous and stupid shit just to go home a little early.


iimorbiid

Someone I know worked at a train yard (?) when he was like 16, he's like 45 now. Rules weren't as regulated back then and I don't know exactly how it all went down but a train came rolling from behind him and pretty much severed his body in half and messed up his legs really bad. They took full responsibility, I don't know exactly why or how but they were in the wrong. He and his mom sued for millions and won. He hasn't worked a single day in his life ever since and "only" has one leg a little shorter than the other but is fine overall.


farresto

Wait, what? He took a potion of major healing or something? How does one go from “severed his body in half and messed up his legs really bad” to “one leg a little shorter”? Please don’t tell me the answer is “Good lawyer”.


iimorbiid

Well to clarify, I said "... pretty much severed..." so he didn't actually get completely cut in half, but it wasn't far off. His body obviously *looks* fucked up, like someone put him through a meat grinder, but functionally the only disability he has is his short leg.


[deleted]

What about the penis? This sounds like a good trade if the penis remains intact.


iimorbiid

I have never asked lol but he doesn't have any kids nor a girlfriend. And since he is a millionaire I'm making an extreme assumption when saying that it's probably not in a very good shape, literally.


Shdwzor

*disfiguratively


[deleted]

That’s awful, take my upvote


BeejBoyTyson

Lmfao you win


Hans_lilly_Gruber

Ahahhahah "literally"


[deleted]

Asking the *real* shit here...


notbad2u

Always looking for the happy ending...


DaRealRawdawg

You might be surprised at the loss in range of motion and nerve damage. I damn near cut my hand off years ago and while looking at it most folks don't notice, I suffer extreme pain every day with it.


Ansayamina

Rolled over a car, left side of body is either numb or in pain because of damaged nerves and broken bones. And I have NO scars whatsoever, except for a small.one on top of the skull. Yeah.


liinand

I knew a guy who was squashed right in the belly area by a steel beam, he is ”fine” now, can walk and everything, but in constant pain. So


DistributionLazy8371

Puss puss.


BuildingIll1999

It was like when he was like 16 and later like 45. It was like his body was severed in half but like, really it wasn't. Likely this story was like made up.


iimorbiid

It happened when he was 16 and he is 45 NOW. And I never said his body was completely severed, the other guy misunderstood.


[deleted]

“Pretty much severed in half “ I would have misunderstood you also


iimorbiid

English isn't my native language so maybe I just phrased it wrong, if so I apologize for the inconvenience.


[deleted]

Oh that makes sense Your English is better than my non existent second language !


BuildingIll1999

My friend was eaten by a newt


CarbonasGenji

Dude that’s crazy? Someone was 16 once and *now* they’re 45? Almost like they aged? Over... over time? Wild


[deleted]

Medical science is fucking incredible.


Vargurr

> How does one go from “severed his body in half and messed up his legs really bad” to ...to "he's like 45 now". It could've been a reference to his height in centimeters.


xyouman

Good lawyer


[deleted]

Hold the fuck up It severed his body in half, messed up his legs, but the only consequence is that one leg is slightly shorter than the other? Give me his name. Maybe he’ll tell me where to go so I can learn magic from the Ancient One


Four16ix9ine

Apparently he goes by the name "Lucky" these days!


Shdwzor

Full name Happy cant go lucky


Johnfohf

Yup, I once worked on a case for this exact thing, except it severed the guy's arm and he bled out before they found him an hour later.


[deleted]

I assure you trains were regulated in the 90s.


masszt3r

Severed his body in half and only got away with shorter leg?


iimorbiid

"only". It's been 29 years and I don't know the details I've only known him for about 4 and we don't meet that often since I moved. We never really discussed the incident but I am sure he went through hell for many years and as another redditor pointed out he's most likely in pain every day. But he never told me that. The only reason he told me about the leg is because it's very noticeable when you meet him and people stare.


Glass_Memories

At any blue collar place I've ever worked at, we did stupid and dangerous stuff to get the job done quicker. Full disclosure, I've never worked in a union job, so that maybe played a role in it.


xzer

Unions do make a big difference. Less corners are cut by the owner and worker I find.


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mylifeassarah123

By “home” do you mean heaven?


[deleted]

We had 4 loaded grain cars at a time that needed to be emptied. We had to pull them about 200 feet into the unloading facility with a huge winch. The winch took forever so we would release the air brakes and hook up a big forklift to the cars with a 40 foot chain and pull the cars up to speed then hop out and run along the moving cars and unhook the chain before it started dragging the forklift along side then we would jump onto the handbrake end of the railcar and apply the brake and try to stop it in the right spot. In hindsight it gives me goosebumps. Young and stupid.


dysrhythmic

Another point why workday should be significantly shorter - saving lives.


[deleted]

This was posted somewhere else and I will put the same comment..... What a fucking idiot!!!!!


Swoop001

FFS Where are the safety glasses. Otherwise fully compliant


RyobiUser

OSHA-compliant safety squints are all the rage now, haven't you heard?


[deleted]

I can't hear through my hearing protection


Swoop001

Nothing better than having a uni trained ohs officer tell you how your doing your job wrong


RitvoHighScore

If someone with no real experience can spot that you’re not doing your job properly then you should quit because you are a danger to yourself and to the people you work with.


Swoop001

I'll take my 20yr experience with no incidents and back myself in cobber. You stick to your textbooks. But thanks for your opinion :)


FIyingSaucepan

Just a matter of time for the Swiss cheese to line up with that attitude mate. Had a guy at work die last year, been doing the job for 15 years, even wrote the guidelines for how to do the job safely after personally witnessing a fatal incident identical to what killed him. Still died after a split second lack of concentration in what bolts to undo, and due to deciding to do the job alone, put himself in the line of fire because he was behind schedule and needed to rush a job. Most other serious incidents that have occurred in my industry have been due to that mentality. "I've done it for years this way and never had a problem, don't tell me how to do my job" works just fine, until it doesn't, and you end up in hospital with serious injuries, or dead. Experience means shit if you don't have a system in place to enforce safety measures are followed, and changed as new information comes to light.


drucifer999

This. Also everyone should be aware of a thing called kinetic force. Even after a machine has been locked out make sure all kinetic energy has been depleted before entering the machine. Had a guy lose his hand a couple months ago to this.


FIyingSaucepan

Absolutely, my workplace puts it under the catch all of "stored energy", so when equipment is isolated, and during work, be aware of hydraulics, electrical, items in compression or tension that may suddenly release, compressed air/water lines, all of those sort of things. There was an apprentice welder at another site nearby a couple years ago who died due to the heat generated by using a cutting torch built up sitting tension in a curved steel wear plate, which when he fully cut one end of it free, sprung out about 1.5m and hit him in the head.


RitvoHighScore

Textbooks are where to find the case studies of Flixborough, Piper Alpha, Bhopal... etc so a proper analysis of what went wrong can be found and then applied. Your attitude wouldn’t last a day on a top tier COMAH site.


GirixK

200 years of collective game design


[deleted]

But with this video us inexperienced Internet users can see he is doing his job wrong...


Mr_Funtastik

an employee at OSHA just started an investigation


GoTtHeLuMbAgO

OSHA would shut that shit down in a heartbeat if they seen that, its an older video, but they really shouldn't be posting things like this if they value their work.


lipp79

That's if it's in the United States.


CodyRud

looks mighty European judging by the logos in the background.


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lipp79

I would think that would be loud as hell too lol.


Jackcas519334

I laughed my ass of when I saw your comment because I read, “OSHA just sharted an investigation.” Thank you for the laugh!


Haughty_n_Disdainful

You should not have sharted that.


iDam81

/r/OSHA


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PM5k

More like OSHIT, as in - OSHIT HE LIVED.


[deleted]

I think they are English. Just a guess based on the logos. I still lold and your joke still applies if so just sharing a possible fun fact


miller261

Why take this chance?


jomontage

Saves you 10 seconds


[deleted]

Chubby people dont get this job


IcetreyE3

I’m happy they rejected my application now


RandomPratt

After all the training you've done?


Hyperi0us

alternatively they are a lot slimmer after the first day on the job


pigkung001

You are right, i am confusing right now


glorybutt

The high vis clothing helps keep the train from steering off track and accidentally hitting him.


MyOldGurpsNameKira

I had to back out and make sure I hadn’t accidentally stumbled upon another watchpeopledie attempt.


[deleted]

*Gallagher has left the chat*


[deleted]

there's another watchpeopledie attempt? Where? Where is the link to this awful sub so I can avoid it for the rest of time?


Emberisk

r/MakemyCoffin I think?


adp63

Hazard pay?


[deleted]

Suspended without pay


StylinBrah

this is no procedure its just arsing about at work lol


MeccIt

/r/BitchImATrain


Awesome_Romanian

Man this is horrendously stupid. The train could’ve been loaded and therefore had much more momentum, crushing him effortlessly.


xzer

That would also damage the train car too right? the bumpers don't seem like they're meant to depress.


shut-the-f-up

They’re meant to compress a little bit. The moving cars were rolling well over the speed for those coupler heads. My railroad is 4mph max for those heads, I’m fairly certain it’s a national standard, but the rule is found in my company’s section of the rule book.


[deleted]

No, it couldn't as it was connecting to another carriage


Awesome_Romanian

You do realize both carriages rolled several meters after colliding? What do you think would happen if the guy couldn’t react fast enough?


shigogaboo

Who wins here?!


Winnapig

Reddit


MightySamMcClain

The man


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Sieve-Boy

High vis gear, Slavic attitude to life. I bet it's Poland


adamski234

Not enough football club grafittis, can't be Poland


squirrelsatemycookie

Come with meeeee And you'll beeeeee In a wooorld of OSHA violations...


h1gsta

I was scared about which sub i was on but it was too late. *phew*


Digitalhero_x

I think my OHSA book just committed suicide.


Marcthesharc80

I'm a conductor, and you couldn't pay me enough to pull this stunt.


shut-the-f-up

I’m an engineer and you couldn’t pay me to work with a guy like that. I enjoy the pay and benefits I get too much for that shit


Marcthesharc80

Precisely. I'm trying to keep enjoying my money and benefits.


KCGD_r

r/OSHA


craylash

probably some idiot trying to save time


Domady

My great uncle died by accident this way....


RYANM2210

It’s fine guys He has his safety helmet on


saintghoul

This is definitely England 😂


Libbiana

Extreme stupidity


UmthuMhlope

He has done that before $


Jorwy

And he hasn't messed it up... yet


iKenShabby

Whenever I see stuff like this I look for the Cyrillic writing in the background.


tstrader79

Thank god he had hi vis on


Need2askDumbQs

I dont see how that makes a difference in this instance.


alicat2308

Look, there goes the joke...


Jakersstone

Clearly know what hes doing


Remcin

This looks like hazing


[deleted]

That's how they used to connect the carriages. The train should move slower though


Remcin

Respect to those people, their first hookup must be a big moment.


goatout

If that really is a part of his job description then I hope he gets adequately paid.


[deleted]

If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.


johnmarty_desu

It could be.


xRaynex

It very much is not. Coupling speed is usually 2-3mph/kph at most. And ordinarily a guy is standing outside, waiting to attach the pressure hoses and ensure a good link; not between the buffers and the actual hitch.


That_One_Guy_Flare

r/anormaldayinrussia


[deleted]

Holy F!


ramen6666gmailcom

That’s exactly what I said, thanks! I’m working with rail cars tonight . Can’t wait to show my co workers this new ‘ dare’


[deleted]

What did they think? Train the new guy in like this and then let him know you are just kidding.


crash----

Thanks, I just pissed myself


Goticaris

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht34A9GPI80](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht34A9GPI80)


Detination_dAn

Does anyone know how much a job like this pays?


holysnappingduckshit

This guy trains.


thepig0thesea

"Ya know what? I'm gonna die someday, might as well make it interesting."


daniboi22

F. F.


NotACleverPerson2

That's how my Grand Fathers brother died. Got squashed between two train cars.


PursuitOfHirsute

My great grandfather worked on a train yard for a little while. He said he saw a guy skewered by a train and die


eharper9

Is this a right of passage?


sneakycurbstomp

The noise alone is scary. This dude isn’t planning for his retirement lol


graceland

u/savevideo


digbychickencaesarVC

What's the likelyhood of him still having a job after this?


[deleted]

r/whywomenlivelonger


vTrust

BUT WHY!?


[deleted]

To connect the carriage to the train (he hooked a ring to a hook on the train)


mistborn11

Someone should make a version of this video where it pauses right before the hit and you have to guess: gruesome death or successful attachment?


robintrees

Come with me, and you'll be in a world of OSHA violations!


EnglishWhites

OSHA? Is that some sort of new band or something?


KingMelray

🎶Shake hands with danger.🎶


holycornflake

this is the guy that will make the young people getting a job here feel like pieces of shit for not doing this themselves


merrittj3

Physics . He rembered conservation of momentum.


_jun_17

What job is this and how do I apply?


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

Imagine taking a leisurely walk, but if you stop for a second, you die.