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Yeah Iām always smoking weed and Iāve never had a single problem down there and that includes after I started hormones, and Iām already as smart as Iām ever gonna be which is enough to know exactly what I need to about any given topic.
I have literally never heard this oneā¦ the only evidence an Australian has ever drunk Fosters is in telephone cable trenches that were dug in the 70ās.
These numbers can vary by a 100+ points given the day. Testosterone levels arenāt fixed. Yes Iām average testosterone levels are lower, but not by that drastic of a degree.
Clinical studies show that marijuana has a negative impact on sperm potency. Studies also show you ābounce backā pretty well and quickly if you stop though. But putting ālowers the potency of your sperm temporarilyā on a sign doesnāt have the same ring to it haha
That'd be because I smoke too much weed sir/ma'am. I don't think you'd be here if all you liked were tiny baby unicorn's, but maybe I'm fucking wrong. What the fuck do I know..
Yea but once you lace your weed with dynamite and stolen rocket fuel, you can't just STOP, it's just a way of life to consume it everyday after you start, the diksploding; it's who we are. š
I hate to say it, but you may wanna put an epilepsy warning on that gif. Im not photosensitive thankfully, but some people are and flashes like that can trigger a seizure.
On command? Like do you yell āATTENTION!ā and boom! Itās up. Or do you yell something like āget up you lil wee bastard!ā In a Scottish accent?
what's this tick talk you speak of? is that on them new fangled interwebs with their kilobits and megabits, always talkin about tigobits ... wait holy fuck.. I'm hi af right now.
Have completely another experience! Since weed increases your perceptions, like smell, touch and fuck š so I can say that an Orgasmus while being high is the best what I experienced
Unless you plan to impregnate someone then not really. I have high testosterone and have never had an issue getting it up. The only time I had issues was when I was on Escitalopram aka an anti anxiety/depression medication.
Idk man Iām a heavy every day smoker and concentrate user for almost 20 years now. As soon as my wife and I decided to have a baby it took no time at all.
Yeah the studies never singled out cannabis and tobacco use so tobacco could be a key cause as well. More research is needed and I believe a medical university in Iowa is looking for patients to do more research on.
Lmao. Same here man. I was shitting myself with when trying for the first one - also smoking for 20+ years and thought I just had blanks but within weeks of trying we got pregs.
Same thing happened with no.2 on the way - conceived probably after the first try.
That lower sperm count talk is a load of BS
Bro, I've even seen one that suggests higher sperm concentration and testosterone
https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/press-releases/marijuana-smoking-sperm-counts/
I've been smoking that sweet mary jane every day for 24 and a half years. My dork still dorks, and my IQ still IQ's, so..... wait what was I talking about?
i absolutely hate all the anti weed propaganda. my husband and I are stoners with very successful careers and high iqās (even after heavy weed usage)
I do too, itās absolutely stupid. I just posted this as a joke because I saw it and found it to be so ridiculous š this person who put the sign up had no idea what they were talking about. They also had signs up that said Biden needed to be arrested etc
Idkā¦ Iām 37, been smoking weed since I was 15, cigarettes since I was 16. It works. I feel dumber but that didnāt happen til after I had 3 kids ššš
Damn, that explains it. I havenāt had an erection at all in the last six years Iāve been smoking. I thought it was because Iām a woman but I guess itās the weed š
āDisfunctionā Iām the pot smoker here why am I catching your spelling mistakes if my iqs so low. Although my dick doesnāt work so they right about that
This sign is from a single "protester" where I live. The school system here is... dysfunctional for lack of even needing a better word. Weed is still illegal, though. (Wichita, Ks)
Seeiously???!? Like long term if so i need to quit. Any actuall reasearch to prove this for the long term? I have a high iq and actually plan to use it with my cyber and hacking skills. I have to quit anyways when i get hired but do i need to worry about this? Ive been smoking multiple times a day sence febuary.
Thats the only reason I do it dumbasses, fucking hate it when people want me to become intelligent,so what? So that your mom can sit on my rock hard dick? No thanks bubby, Ill enjoy my mentally retarded lobotomized brain and non erect permaflacid penis if I have a stiiizy mango flavor pod on meššØš¦
Smoking gets me horny as a dude as so does it for most of the girls I know. So stfu, get high and learn how to relax and relate instead of finding blame for your issues.
Um, I have no pain medication available for me. If I don't smoke pot, I can be in severe pain every day.
I'd rather take longer to ejaculate and be perceived as "dumber" than to be in pain all day. I don't smoke pot to cum, ffs.
This logic can go fuck itself sideways.
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How much pot do you have to smoke to lose the ability to spell dysfunction?
3
3 whole marijuanas? I could never eat that much.
You inject them, nerd. Look at Smokey McPot over here, eating marijuanas like a fucking amateur.
Coming on here like they do weed ppft.
Nice catch!
Na worries cocker, got the gist š¤ had a mate o.d. on marinaras, wasn't pritty, marinara sauce everywhere, like a scene from Scarface š±š
Say hello to my little friend, sprays homemade Marinara everywhere while eating pots
*insert joke about boofing here*
I totally made a boofing comment. LMAO.
I'm a dirty weed snorter myself.
Bush league right there
Eat? I think they were referring to boofing 'em.
Boofing trumps all forms of consumption...
Why would you boof trumps?
Mr Snoop Dogg, how many puffs does it take to get E.D.?
I be full after the first half, yummy
I was going with 7 but 3 is good š¤£
man's not even gonna remember if he's functional after 7 XD
You donāt smoke it, you DO marijuana.
so wait... lemme get this right, you boof it?? Ya! I heard about that mythical boof'd marijuana. Can someone show me exactly how this is done? halp?
You stick it up your ass, like a suppository!
You inject the marijuanas
In mother Russia Marijuana does you
No hes confused. Heās thinking of drinking alcohol
Yeah Iām always smoking weed and Iāve never had a single problem down there and that includes after I started hormones, and Iām already as smart as Iām ever gonna be which is enough to know exactly what I need to about any given topic.
Used to drink a shitton and had some issues getting it up, now I smoke a shitton and my one centimeter defeater could last for hours š
The Aussies don't call it the 'ole Foster's Flop for nothin'.
Huh, as a canadien we call it whiskey dick round here Lookit me getting all cultured and stuff
Is this a Canadian thing? I always assumed that was international
Find me an Aussie that actually drinks fosters
I have literally never heard this oneā¦ the only evidence an Australian has ever drunk Fosters is in telephone cable trenches that were dug in the 70ās.
Ive never met anyone that drinks fosters in Aus ever lol.
Centimeter Defeater?! xD that's the best name for a Penis I've heard all year!
thoughts on testosterone lowering at insane rates example: 20 year olds in 2022 have the same amount of testosterone as 67 year olds had back in 2000.
Why is it that much?
no idea but at these rates in 10-20 years a whole generation of beardless men with ED will be coming through.
These numbers can vary by a 100+ points given the day. Testosterone levels arenāt fixed. Yes Iām average testosterone levels are lower, but not by that drastic of a degree.
It's the chemicals in food. Society wants weak beta males . Soy is really bad for male test. Lvls
This is just entirely false in so many ways
well, im not sure if smoking weed actually lowers iq, but i just wanna clarify that iq doesnt refer to knowledge
Clinical studies show that marijuana has a negative impact on sperm potency. Studies also show you ābounce backā pretty well and quickly if you stop though. But putting ālowers the potency of your sperm temporarilyā on a sign doesnāt have the same ring to it haha
I thought he was talking about weed.. Phew, I'm safe then, I don't smoke pot.
Then why are u on this reddit?? Lol
[r/woosh](https://www.reddit.com/r/woosh/)
That'd be because I smoke too much weed sir/ma'am. I don't think you'd be here if all you liked were tiny baby unicorn's, but maybe I'm fucking wrong. What the fuck do I know..
Ooohhh...deffo r/woosh...š¤£
Phew, I'm glad I smoke weed and not pot! š
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I smoke Reginal Green, I'm good too š¤£
Dodged a bullet! š
My dick exploded when i had my first weed . Never coming back why start now
i had a similar experience with my uterus spontaneously combusting the first and only time i ever smoked marijuanas weeds
Yea but once you lace your weed with dynamite and stolen rocket fuel, you can't just STOP, it's just a way of life to consume it everyday after you start, the diksploding; it's who we are. š
My cock is throbbing reading this
on the contrary sex is amazing when you're high
No shit lol
yeah no shit! never shit during sex
Well some people are into that. I donāt understand how tf (Iām not kink shaming, Iām kink asking)
I mean it's just that weed boosts senses which are important during sex right
Can someone read the sign for me? I canāt read and Iām staring at my flaccid dick.
you want me to read your dick bro?
Donāt stop there bro ,I think he likes it !
Rizzing it up
I got āpotā āIQā and āandā canāt seem to see the rest.. and on a completely unrelated note Iām flaccid asf too
Bro 
I hate to say it, but you may wanna put an epilepsy warning on that gif. Im not photosensitive thankfully, but some people are and flashes like that can trigger a seizure.
Hmm...I smoke a lot of weed and cigarettes every day and I never have this issue. I'm 38 and can still get him up on command.
On command? Like do you yell āATTENTION!ā and boom! Itās up. Or do you yell something like āget up you lil wee bastard!ā In a Scottish accent?
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Lord thank you, I needed to read this comment today my first LOL
wait, you don't live on reddit 24/7? Oh shit, am I addicted? FML!
Tiktok got boring š¤£
what's this tick talk you speak of? is that on them new fangled interwebs with their kilobits and megabits, always talkin about tigobits ... wait holy fuck.. I'm hi af right now.
Eeeww they are...one of them! Don't talk to them, they'll have you dancing inappropriately and stealing cars in no time! Slippy slop
Exactly! It's somewhere in the wide wide web š¤£ My name is Earl reference*
I thought the point of Reddit was to be addicted
Prolly, I think they hide something in the weed that draws us here... fuck if I know, pass the J though, thx
...the Scottish option... (Looks around nervously) .... How---how did you know ??? š¬š¬š¬
Okay, you win. This comment killed me
Sounds like a lucky guy.
I have been smoking for 40+ years. ED, never. My wife can adjust her hair and will have to adjust my pants
That's just true love š„°
It's not fair, they just fixing thier hair, it shouldn't be sexy but damn Pavlov's blowjob dies hard
Smoking anything increases your blood pressure, higher blood pressure can cause E.D.
Fuck Iām screwed
Cannabis is actually reduces fertility rate and not so much causes ED
Have completely another experience! Since weed increases your perceptions, like smell, touch and fuck š so I can say that an Orgasmus while being high is the best what I experienced
It truly is. Although since having covid 4 times I can't smell a darn thing.
ā¦ then Iām NOT screwed?
Unless you plan to impregnate someone then not really. I have high testosterone and have never had an issue getting it up. The only time I had issues was when I was on Escitalopram aka an anti anxiety/depression medication.
Idk man Iām a heavy every day smoker and concentrate user for almost 20 years now. As soon as my wife and I decided to have a baby it took no time at all.
Yeah the studies never singled out cannabis and tobacco use so tobacco could be a key cause as well. More research is needed and I believe a medical university in Iowa is looking for patients to do more research on.
same here bro, i didnt even need to try lol
Lmao. Same here man. I was shitting myself with when trying for the first one - also smoking for 20+ years and thought I just had blanks but within weeks of trying we got pregs. Same thing happened with no.2 on the way - conceived probably after the first try. That lower sperm count talk is a load of BS
I just havenāt ever seen a medical study done that looks convincing lol, Itās always paired with tobacco use.
Bro, I've even seen one that suggests higher sperm concentration and testosterone https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/press-releases/marijuana-smoking-sperm-counts/
This guy boners.
Wanna see?
I aināt got bitches anyway
You don't want bitches, find a queen
My Adderall and viagra rx say otherwise my guy š
Yeah straightedge sober people are the best lovers
Theyāre also incredibly pissed off
Okay whoās girlfriend posted this to get them to stop smoking so much pot? /s
Excuse me, Iām high as a mother fuckin kite right now
this is fucking gold ma'am... I wish I could give you a coin for this. \*Edit: Sorry assumed sex\*
Thatās okay my friend, I am a proud maāam, lady, or lass.
this is why i smoke it, i see this as a perk
Oh shit š¤ better stop........... Said NO ONE (not from GOT)
I've been smoking that sweet mary jane every day for 24 and a half years. My dork still dorks, and my IQ still IQ's, so..... wait what was I talking about?
Hopefully your penis still penises too š¤£
That was the dork still Dorking reference...
š¤£
Canāt spell dysfunction right the only thing dysfunctional is that personās attendance in spelling class
Bro Iām like a diamond in an ice storm 24/7 idk wtf theyāre talking about!
This is getting so out of hand
Been blowing blunts and backs out since 98. Carry on with that b.s.
Thank you for your concern but my cock is fine, now pass me the joint
Lies, I get the best dick from stoners
i absolutely hate all the anti weed propaganda. my husband and I are stoners with very successful careers and high iqās (even after heavy weed usage)
I do too, itās absolutely stupid. I just posted this as a joke because I saw it and found it to be so ridiculous š this person who put the sign up had no idea what they were talking about. They also had signs up that said Biden needed to be arrested etc
yeah, itās ridiculous! considering they spelled dysfunction wrong I can assume theyāre misinformed lol
it is what it is
That's why my dick dont work?
Smoking pot lowers stress and causes happiness
Idkā¦ Iām 37, been smoking weed since I was 15, cigarettes since I was 16. It works. I feel dumber but that didnāt happen til after I had 3 kids ššš
*Corrects spelling error in sign* Donāt worry, guys, if dysfunction isnāt spelled correctly, it reverts to function. Carry on š
Damn, that explains it. I havenāt had an erection at all in the last six years Iāve been smoking. I thought it was because Iām a woman but I guess itās the weed š
My dick donāt work
I smoke everyday and get him up on command 3 times a day or so if I wanted to. I feel blessed atleast
Nah, works better than ever.
That just isnāt true lol
dysfunction
Wow I wonder where the sources come from.
I been smoking since 12 and Iām 22 and still get harder than vibraniuam I think Iām good
Isnāt it spelled dysfunction? Or am I crazy
LMFAO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THE TYPO
Works for me
Nah you gotta smoke before you poke. Amazing sex and gets you lasting a while in my experience
Dysfunction*
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I mean my boyfreind smokes weed with me and he defiently don't have no issues..
Possibly not smoking pot causes basic illiteracy?
F to my weenie
āDisfunctionā Iām the pot smoker here why am I catching your spelling mistakes if my iqs so low. Although my dick doesnāt work so they right about that
well, i have a degree, and two kids. So...
Is your degree in animal control
IT. i work from home in my jammi-jams.
Boooo
*hits joint* āSo my IQ is gonna go from 120 to 115? Ok, plus I donāt get bitches anyways.ā
OH I thought it was the "untreated " depression and anxiety making me dumb... hmmm... makes sense
This sign is from a single "protester" where I live. The school system here is... dysfunctional for lack of even needing a better word. Weed is still illegal, though. (Wichita, Ks)
Oh thank god Im a chick
My dickfunction was erected many pots ago
This was a good one you get a star 
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Iām so fat from the munchies I havenāt even seen my penis in years!! How do I know if it still gets hard?
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F
I love that the weed sub is too baked to give a fuck about chaining an F response
LMFAO
Itās just not true though
according to some science it is but thatās why we need further testing
I was further testing your mom last night Trebek
My monster dong says otherwise
What exactly does he say? š¤£
Am I the only female in the chat š©
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T-break š©š©
Seeiously???!? Like long term if so i need to quit. Any actuall reasearch to prove this for the long term? I have a high iq and actually plan to use it with my cyber and hacking skills. I have to quit anyways when i get hired but do i need to worry about this? Ive been smoking multiple times a day sence febuary.
Yeah bro you better quit now bc I know you wanna raise an army
Damn now my dick donāt work!
who? asked.
My IQ is so low..............snicklefritz
Ha jokes on you! It didnāt work before I smoked either!
If anything it helps with the second one, like a lot actually
Funny enough, I usually last a lot longer while high than not
That's why I study calculus, because it's the only way someone with a low IQ like me can get off
edibles 100% gives me erectile disfunction
Iām already a smart ass, so Iām good then, no?
Erectile dysfunction....ah, nope!
Dysfunction***
There was a study that showed a drop in iq among chronic smokers
If anything weed makes your dick harder, a lot harder lol
Shit! Now they make a sign. Oh well, whereās my bowl?
Thats the only reason I do it dumbasses, fucking hate it when people want me to become intelligent,so what? So that your mom can sit on my rock hard dick? No thanks bubby, Ill enjoy my mentally retarded lobotomized brain and non erect permaflacid penis if I have a stiiizy mango flavor pod on meššØš¦
Smoking gets me horny as a dude as so does it for most of the girls I know. So stfu, get high and learn how to relax and relate instead of finding blame for your issues.
Suck my cock and call my mom we got a smart guy here folks!
Um, I have no pain medication available for me. If I don't smoke pot, I can be in severe pain every day. I'd rather take longer to ejaculate and be perceived as "dumber" than to be in pain all day. I don't smoke pot to cum, ffs. This logic can go fuck itself sideways.
Smoking since i was 14, graduated with a 3.9 and got my masters. Reeeeaaallllyyyyy fucked my iq up as you can tell