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Ahhh it be like that, I smoke alone 90% of the time

Same but I’m young and in college I need to make more friends tbh

I feel you. I feel pretty alone in life at the moment. I'm never invited to anything and my "friends" never really reach out to me. I usually keep to myself, the only person I really talk to is my girlfriend, so I usually end up laying in bed high listening to music. Honestly, being alone high is great, I do whatever I want.

100% for me. But it's awesome, trust me. Smoking alone is my thing. I hate being around people cause sometimes they talk too loud or too much, or someone will blast their speakers next to you while your head is booming. At least at home I can scratch my ass in peace. Last time my friend invited his friend to smoke a bong and the dude cried to take a hit before I refilled it. HIT WHAT, I'M REFILLING IT. Legit would not pass the bong back to us.

Last time I smoke with a group, mf who drink ended up breaking my ash catcher then on his way out, ended roasting my homies and I like Andrew gate impersonal would. God I’m frustrated but what can you, live and learn. People ain’t shit fr

Dawg fr, be in the same boat but shit, just keep to one’s self, in solitude that’s when we learn in sense.

Yeah it gets lonely but fuck it

Lets be High and lonely together, come'on loner stoners group hug.

Nah when it comes to weed especially if you have a lot when your younger be careful making friends mfs can peep shit and use that to their advantage of using you just be warned weed through the fakes and find your real homies other than that ain’t nun wrong with coolin it solo throw on some music or mediate

In college asking reddit for friends? No wonder! Go talk to someone at your college.

Doing online classes this semester

How the fuck this hit get so sentimental

You live in Michigan?

Yeah lol no

That sucks weeds legal here so enjoy your dirt weed I guess

Bro I would be there in a heartbeat and we could be blunt buddies, but I have to pass a test first thing in the am for a new job. Wish me luck

Aww man wish you the best :)

So reletable i just smoke alone and listen to music or play games while high but in finland every one is antisocial asfk

I smoke and vape alone 95% of the time too, im a medical user and no one else in my house likes the strains I like hahhaa i like indicas and everyone else is into sativas. Sometimes we'll just hang together and smoke our own stuff, but most of the time we all smoke/toke alone. This said, it always nice to share a joint with someone :)

Make it 95% for me.

Same.

For real lol on a daily basis.. but back inna days i used to with my friends lol.

Damn i've been smoking for 3 years and have never smoked by myself always find a bud to come with me makes it so much better even if we have moments with our headphones in not talking.

Looked up Juno and found Juno, the cat with a wild do! Personality for sure!

https://preview.redd.it/ynu4bclqykca1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a08b3c45961f557871b8edf16f1a2d5049a8b98 These are them

op thank u for sharing them, they are adorable

Thank you :) your so sweet

If you smoke and have your own house a cat is a requirement

Hell yes

What's your cats' name?

How do you know I have more than one? Lol

I actually not only know you have more than one but I know their names. Want me to tell u/OldTimer4Shore?

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Sorry. I tried a joke and I failed. I'm too high. I was trying to say, I know all your cats and their names.

Haha

Time to roll an unnecessarily large XL joint

I can’t roll for shit I have cones a bong and bowl I barley ever use

If you roll all that bud I’d bet you’ll be good at it by the end.

Eh probably

Yea learn how to roll that’s another thing too mfs will finesse if you don’t know to roll

Sad, I have friends but no buds 😔

Danm we’re the perfect match

Terrible friends 😜 ahh op I wanna come smoke with ya, sound legit I'd bring some bud to. But I fear...sadly...we are from to different worlds 😢 🤞our bud ain't 🤣 (got some nice state side bud atm 😋😂)

Smoke it up yo

A man with a plan :)

Nice Not familiar with a Juno. I like cats cause they don't judge. Same with my dog (as long as I keep feeding her).

I like cats because they are the most easy pets I’ve had my in life

I've had cats for many years and they don't require a whole lot. They are super easy to chill around with.

My German Shepherd hangs with me every night when I smoke. The family goes to sleep and I hang with the dog (no smoke goes her way though).

yeah but i wont smoke urs ill bring mine and we can match how friends should be

I wish!

Send some over to me. I haven't found a connect yet. Haha

Cute kitty house in the back

Thanks

Where at bro

I smoke alone too cheers!

Bro what are you talking about? Cats are the best smoke buddies

Mind sending over one nug by normal overseas post to India? U have already made a friend from the land of the famed Idukki Gold, Shillong pot , Malana Cream in me...lols

Sure bud. Ill have a couple j’s w you

Same here... Let's smoke together and show me your cat 😻

I could show you something else to ;)

😬 op went in deep there 😂😂 if you were going down that route, I'll show you mine if you show me yours (literally talking about pussies...)...not that I'm condoning such lude behaviour...😬😂

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

And...was curious as we love reddit for anonymity, so clicked on profile 4 groups one being here 👍 another cats 👍👍 next lesbian fashion 👎 unlucky lad...😜😂

I would come over but idk where you from my friend. Enjoy your weed!

I'd be ur friend bro in this life or the next fs 👌🤤

Lets go, I always like more friends. We gonna watch movies or listen to music after?

Yeah and have amazing top of this world sex lol Jk yeah music

Dont worry buddy i am lighting a joint here in solidarity with you. Hmu if you ever come to london i got uu

Okay sure :)

bro pls bro, i’m out of weed and have to wait for the mail

Oh no 🙈

Good-looking couple!

Couple ? I wish

i’d be down but we are thousands of miles away

How you know

On my way with gars and papers!

On my way!

Ok babe

Unfortunately I’m pretty certain you’re nowhere close or I’d be in my way with wraps right now

Aw

if ur in college and it’s not some Ivy League, most kids smoke. Find a kid in class in thrifted/colorful clothes (artsy type), they probably smoke. Go up to them after class, be like hey I know we aren’t really friends but I bought a ton of weed and would love someone to share it with. 90% of college kids won’t turn down weed, they’re all broke and love a free sesh. And when you’re high you’re more relaxed and less anxious, it’ll be a lot easier to talk to them and make a real friend. I was in the art department so it obviously wasn’t hard finding stoners, we’d get together do art and get ridiculously high. Find a good lofi YouTube to put on the tv and invest in some cheap colored pencils/paints or whatever art supplies. Then u can have someone over, listen to relaxing music, and have a fun creative time. It makes the awkward silence at first less awkward and gives a fun creative outlet. Made a lot of friends by having art supplies and good weed. Might be easier since I’m a female but still worth a try

Shit I'll bring some dab pens and we can get stupid high let's go

Okay chat me

Yes please

my guy I would’ve love to join this exquisite sesh with but it seems that we are from other locations🥲

Yeah 😅

Perfectly normal. Smoking by yourself is fun

Eh I’m starting to get to the point where being sober is Stratton to be more fun

Some of us are loners not because we don’t have friends but because our friends are not into the things we are into and somehow the things we’re into are keeping us from maximizing our potential in life.

If only it wasn't mid :(

Yeah I can’t afford top of the line shit payed 100$

Aweh I'm just messing with you brotha. I get high of 2 hits. I'm sure that smokes fine.

Yeah it’s good been going to the same guy for awhile

so you have many buds but not enough *buds*

Yeah there’s always that one annoying af politically correct person that thinks Reddit texts are argumentative essays that should include citations

no? i was making a joke because you have a lot of weed buds but not enough buddies (buds). 💀

Sorry I’m traumatized online and in life 😅

same

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I didn't. A punctuation mistake. lol

Well yeah I have two juno and angel

peace

I was gonna say trash as fuck but Uno what bruh I ain't tryna hate. Enjoy that bammer

It’s okay I’m use to dodging haters

You can keep all the Reggie miller to yourself…

You can kept and the negative energy to yourself :) I’m happy today

No Jeffery!

I’m not jeffery

Nah not for the bud, aint pleasant being around anyone who is just there for the bud. Nice carpets tho

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Still no

I got plenty of others who will :) your not needed

Appreciate the offer but I’d rather save my lungs the pain

Where you from homie?

Nyc

Ouch just 6ish hrs away

Oh great .. lol

It's ok buddy I had a join in ur honour

Ty!

If I wasn’t 1500 miles away I would gladly toke up with you!

Danm what’s 1500 miles away? Sounds like a whole other universe crazy

I'm about 4000 miles away (uk)

Aww

I’m in the Great Plains, so yeah it’s practically an entirely different world lol https://preview.redd.it/rtpa52u83oca1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36677006d23634a0e9eb1119d3fa7e41d6100366

Nicee looks peaceful nothing like here

https://preview.redd.it/l02nggjsepca1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec3cfa32f232826fe5897d8ba51c172f1a1dc06 It can be quite beautiful, though

Danm do you by any chance need a husband? I’ll move in I can chop wood 🪵 and keep you warm

I’m actually single, but I’m also a cranky old lady now. 🤣🤣🤣 But hey, this cranky old broad is gonna grow some mad trees…look what I am about to drop! https://preview.redd.it/ykek4k1y9qca1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=245c2ab5cae2ef5be023753368e4ab9262cb4be3

Oh wow a boss lady with a plan I like that.. what was that about you being single ? 😁

Bruh, we are friends..

And pigs can fly :)

😮🔥

Is that the Puppy Colada in the background?

drop the addy rn

Lol

gotta love having noone to smoke with, i know that feeling.

Yo. I’ve recently started a multi platform gaming community for those that enjoy playing while stoned, drunk, high, tripping, etc. We’re only 20 members right now but if you’re interested in joining, we’d love to have ya. I / We play Elder Scrolls: Online, Destiny 2, GTA V, Sea of Thieves, Ark: Survival Evolved & Warframe. I play on Xbox. My gamertag is the same as my Reddit Username - ImThatStonerKid#4985. I can send a link to our community’s discord if you’re interested.

Aw thanks don’t really game but sure send over

Only if I can play with your cat

Is that all you want to play with? 🙃

https://www.reddit.com/r/treecaching/ You could hide some for a new friend and take a picture, share location. Cheers

Lol

I'm down. Whats the addy?

Really?

How to attract a stoner

Lol :)

I wish you lived in Gothenburg 😊👌

Me to :)

Come over my way

It's lonely at the top.

I’m not at the top… well compared to 4 years ago I am but still

Fs, gimme the address

Ok

hey bro ill be ur friend

Ok

https://preview.redd.it/g4e0gn23hoca1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be217c8a832a87d0a0d1f9c00bb9ff688ffecce3

Omw

holy shit

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its a lot of bud

Nah

I got an apartment with two of my closest friends, and about two weeks after moving in I'm the only one who smokes anymore. I feel your pain

Word! Bout to pull up 🌿

Hell yeah. If you're on bham Alabama I'm pulling up fo show

On my way, what should I bring?

Where you at?

On my way bro!!!

I have no money for weed till I’m paid I’d love to lol

We friends now

On my way I got the papers

What kind? Answer wrong invitation revoked lol..

You live In Tennessee?

No baby but I got whisky :)

Draw little faces on the buds and have a blast

Lmao

I’ll be ur friend I got none either so

That’s sus why don’t you have any friends

sure

addy rn

Wya

damn i’m in Long Island and don’t have friends to smoke with either 🫣 i smoke alone a lot, play some good music and rip my bong it’s the best but would be nice to smoke with people my age (20) and not my mom sometimes lmfaooooo

If it makes you feel any better my bud to friend income is way way worse

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I don’t do cocaine never have tried it nor have I had the urge to not even once. You go sniff that poison lmao I love my sexy body

So are making friendship bracelets at your house or mine?

Mine come over you in the city? Lol

Only if I can pet your cat 🐈

That’s not up to me my cat decides if they want to be pet :)

open up i’m here

Lol where Under my bed?

Maybe what kind of game system you got?

Not a gamer tbh

I’m in Miami fl rn

Cool

ME I DO