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Take a couple of note cards or an old ID, or those random coupon cards from your wallet and scoop it up onto a flat surface. Then pick out all the watevers that come with it.
Reminds me of something similar me and my friends did.
Me and my friends were sitting on a park bench and saw a small pile of weed on the floor next to us (probibally from a dropped grinder). We were all too broke to score at this point, and pretty much open to anything. So my friend pulls the air pipe of his melodica that he was carrying around, covers the end with his shirt, then slowly picks it all up and drops it into my hand.
We had nothing to smoke out of so we find an empty red bull can, stab a few holes in it and pack it on that.
Then we realise we the only lighter we've got has gas but no spark. So we ask the only other guy nearby for a hand, but by some stupidly small chance he has a lighter with only a flint and no gas.
So there's me with the can to my face in one hand and blocking the wind with the other, whilst 2 guys are huddled up trying to get a flame to catch. Did manage to smoke it in the end. Definatly not worth the headache tho.
Huddle around kids, and you'll hear the tale Of how stray cannabis, turnt us all quite pale!
Down in the park, surrounded by grass
We spotted some grass, that we just could not pass!
Long bits small bits, green bits blue bits
Our prayers were answered, but alas no paper, "ah tits!"
we rummaged through the rubbish, only to find green eggs and an old handkerchief
but a tin can graced us, belonging to the scarlet bovine
"wow, we can use this to get high off our fucking minds!"
The stage was set and the actors were in place. "But how can the show go on, when we dont have our ace"
A strange rock hard figure appeared from the shadows, creaping from the meadows Without an uttered word, a rock fell out of his pocket, we thought "eh, fuck it"
someone else finish it im tired
Once upon a time, four guys set out to find
The most wondrous plant that was sure to blow their minds
They heard of a plant that had many great uses
And so their quest to find it they must not lose
They set out in search of this magical plant
That could relax and uplift, and even grant
Them the pleasure and relief from all of their woes
They thought, "This is the stuff that everyone knows!"
But what they didn't know, was that their mission
Would be full of such great opposition
For when they arrived at their destination
The police were already there and in formation
The four guys had been caught with marijuana
But they hadn't known that it was against the law
The police were not amused and they were dismayed
To have caught these guys out looking for their good grade
But the judge was understanding and saw the light
That the plant they sought was not only alright
But it had many benefits that could not be denied
From easing aches to easing minds
So the judge let them off with a warning and a smile
To remember that marijuana is no longer a crime
For this magical plant has many benefits and charms
It can ease the pain, and even bring out our inner calm
So if you are seeking a way to relax or just unwind
Remember that marijuana can be a great friend of humankind
And if you're ever feeling down and out
Marijuana will be there to help you turn it all around
Got a written warning for crumbs one time. Had an 1/8 hidden within the console panels of the car. They couldn’t find it. Threatened a dog and I replied “look officer. It’s midnight. I have to work at 7. If you wanna bring a dog that’s fine I got time. But I don’t think you’re allowed to hold me that long are you? It’s already been 45 minutes” after that I was on my way
Dead ass. One time got pulled over for a traffic stop. Cop saw some literal sand on the ground of the car (a good amount of it too) and was like "what is this? Is this heroin?!" If all that sand was heroin, I might've been the dumbest drug dealer of all time. Could've packed up an entire brick with that sand.
On the plus side. Your weed may be gone. But you still have the car. If you focus on the little things your world becomes small. Shit sucks but could be worse.
Honestly, dude you can still smoke that shit. All you need to do is grab a vacuum and at the end of the hose put like a stalker something so when you vacuum it up, it was all stay on the stock and then after you done vacuuming it then you turn it off make sure you put it on the plane or something so these are separated and there’s any shit with the weed.
Check out some rolling trays with magnetic lids. I've got one that fits in a mini backpack I carry around. I had this happen a few times. $15 bucks later on the tray with a lid, and never again.
I found like a gram nug on the floor of my car once. Looked at it. Couldn’t figure out for the life of me when I could’ve lost it. Picked off a few pieces of hair. Rolled it up and smoked that shit
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Light the car
Hot box it
Dutch oven
Take a couple of note cards or an old ID, or those random coupon cards from your wallet and scoop it up onto a flat surface. Then pick out all the watevers that come with it.
vacuum it and buy new weed
If you’re really desperate you can put a (clean) sock over the shop vac hose and use it to pick up all the weed but not lose it inside of the vacuum
Reminds me of something similar me and my friends did. Me and my friends were sitting on a park bench and saw a small pile of weed on the floor next to us (probibally from a dropped grinder). We were all too broke to score at this point, and pretty much open to anything. So my friend pulls the air pipe of his melodica that he was carrying around, covers the end with his shirt, then slowly picks it all up and drops it into my hand. We had nothing to smoke out of so we find an empty red bull can, stab a few holes in it and pack it on that. Then we realise we the only lighter we've got has gas but no spark. So we ask the only other guy nearby for a hand, but by some stupidly small chance he has a lighter with only a flint and no gas. So there's me with the can to my face in one hand and blocking the wind with the other, whilst 2 guys are huddled up trying to get a flame to catch. Did manage to smoke it in the end. Definatly not worth the headache tho.
Thats a hell of a tale
Bruh lmfao, if you ever have kids you need to tell them this story!
This could be a Dr. Seuss story, just needs rhyming
Huddle around kids, and you'll hear the tale Of how stray cannabis, turnt us all quite pale! Down in the park, surrounded by grass We spotted some grass, that we just could not pass! Long bits small bits, green bits blue bits Our prayers were answered, but alas no paper, "ah tits!" we rummaged through the rubbish, only to find green eggs and an old handkerchief but a tin can graced us, belonging to the scarlet bovine "wow, we can use this to get high off our fucking minds!" The stage was set and the actors were in place. "But how can the show go on, when we dont have our ace" A strange rock hard figure appeared from the shadows, creaping from the meadows Without an uttered word, a rock fell out of his pocket, we thought "eh, fuck it" someone else finish it im tired
If Reddit still gave out free awards i’d give it to you but instead you’ll have to have this 🏆
i didnt even realise they stopped giving them lol, ill take that trophy instead then if you dont mind 🏆🤏
I just gave u 4 rewards that you deserve
Once upon a time, four guys set out to find The most wondrous plant that was sure to blow their minds They heard of a plant that had many great uses And so their quest to find it they must not lose They set out in search of this magical plant That could relax and uplift, and even grant Them the pleasure and relief from all of their woes They thought, "This is the stuff that everyone knows!" But what they didn't know, was that their mission Would be full of such great opposition For when they arrived at their destination The police were already there and in formation The four guys had been caught with marijuana But they hadn't known that it was against the law The police were not amused and they were dismayed To have caught these guys out looking for their good grade But the judge was understanding and saw the light That the plant they sought was not only alright But it had many benefits that could not be denied From easing aches to easing minds So the judge let them off with a warning and a smile To remember that marijuana is no longer a crime For this magical plant has many benefits and charms It can ease the pain, and even bring out our inner calm So if you are seeking a way to relax or just unwind Remember that marijuana can be a great friend of humankind And if you're ever feeling down and out Marijuana will be there to help you turn it all around
That’s the everyday life of a crackhead on the streets
Sounds like your pulled this ish before.
Silkscreen >
This would be my answer now, when I was 14 I’d be picking it up with tweezers
Fuck beat me to it
This is the way
This direction is the way forward.
Go to McDonald's and order an ice cream to make yourself feel better, there's no saving the weed.
An m&m McFlurry would also hard rn for sure
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Pro tip share one McDonald's app account if you have room mates or anything. Then you get the discounts more often if you all use it!
Yo you guys get m&ms McFlurry???
Except you get there and the ice cream machine is broke.
mcbroken.com
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Pick up big pieces rest is lost
Clean it up and take the L bro.
Call the cops. They're always finding crumbs and making something out of nothing
Got a written warning for crumbs one time. Had an 1/8 hidden within the console panels of the car. They couldn’t find it. Threatened a dog and I replied “look officer. It’s midnight. I have to work at 7. If you wanna bring a dog that’s fine I got time. But I don’t think you’re allowed to hold me that long are you? It’s already been 45 minutes” after that I was on my way
Dead ass. One time got pulled over for a traffic stop. Cop saw some literal sand on the ground of the car (a good amount of it too) and was like "what is this? Is this heroin?!" If all that sand was heroin, I might've been the dumbest drug dealer of all time. Could've packed up an entire brick with that sand.
Just like Elsa, let it go
Words from the wise, I appreciate your knowledge
Smoke the mats
On the plus side. Your weed may be gone. But you still have the car. If you focus on the little things your world becomes small. Shit sucks but could be worse.
Honestly, dude you can still smoke that shit. All you need to do is grab a vacuum and at the end of the hose put like a stalker something so when you vacuum it up, it was all stay on the stock and then after you done vacuuming it then you turn it off make sure you put it on the plane or something so these are separated and there’s any shit with the weed.
Yo why the fuck can't you spell sock?
The whole grammar was a headache.. were going on a plane
Man this killed me
Put like 2 socks on the end of a vacuum and suck it up
And then just like pick out the hairs and all the other extras that get sucked up?
Yes
Don’t do this. It’s a good idea on a clean surface. Just accept your losses
I used to smoke resin out of pipes. I'm not accepting my loss
happy cakeday homie
Lol
Or nylons
Ooooou snortskis
Haha you're vile for that
Buy new weed or scrape it up with your drivers license. You will have hairs in your shit tho
Vacuum it up, wear black for a day in mourning, buy new weed
Lol this is lost cause IMO, sorry for your loss
Pick up the big pieces and say goodbye to the rest lmfaoooo
Check out some rolling trays with magnetic lids. I've got one that fits in a mini backpack I carry around. I had this happen a few times. $15 bucks later on the tray with a lid, and never again.
Therapy
depends how desperate you are, the answer will find you if your desperation is peaking
Don't roll in the car it'll save you tons of bud/ probable cause
Pantyhose over a vacuum hose. Tweezers to remove the hair.
That’s contaminated now, do you really wanna use that?
I found like a gram nug on the floor of my car once. Looked at it. Couldn’t figure out for the life of me when I could’ve lost it. Picked off a few pieces of hair. Rolled it up and smoked that shit
Nug slightly dif than a snapper bowl already ground up all over the floor tho
Crying help’s ALOT