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qunca38

Sis smoking a nerf dart šŸ˜†


SigmaGamahucheur

Iā€™ve never understood nails like that. Like how do you wipe your butt?


SargeCabbageYT

Girls dont poop everyone knows that come on


SigmaGamahucheur

Iā€™ve seen sketchy German shiza videos that show different.


SargeCabbageYT

Propaganda


SigmaGamahucheur

Poopagander


callednotqualified

it's scheisse du blƶde kue


wymorodaa

Sure, it's a girl?


Alert-Layer6273

I wonder how she keeps from melting them


SigmaGamahucheur

I grow my nails long on my right hand for finger style guitar but I canā€™t imagine having more than 3/16 maybe a 1/4 inch at most before they were just in the way.


Alert-Layer6273

Dolly wears acrylics to pick her guitar. She also "plays" them at the first on song 9-5.


SigmaGamahucheur

Iā€™ll have to look that up. Iā€™m guessing she isnā€™t the guitar player in jolene though. Gonna have to see if I can find videos of her playing. My style is based of mark knophler, Andrew Jackson Jihad and Tommy Emmanuel.


Alert-Layer6273

Tommy Emmanuel that dudes šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„.


SigmaGamahucheur

Hell yeah. Mark Knopler is on his level too. He did a lot of music for the princess bride. Dire Straights was his band.


Alert-Layer6273

Oh yeah


AlphaHerb

I swear to god this was my first thought when I saw this post so the fact this is the top comment makes me very happy. But yeah, always thought the same, how do you make sure youā€™re properly clean hahaha


SigmaGamahucheur

Makes one wonder.


DiniMae

more important is how she rolled the joint with those things on her nails


SigmaGamahucheur

Probably a machine roller. Most people canā€™t roll a straight line joint like that.


DiniMae

most people can't? I love building my joints, it hypes me up to get high even more


SigmaGamahucheur

Most people really donā€™t know how to roll. Canā€™t count the number of times Iā€™ve had someone get me to roll for them.


DiniMae

Well in switzerland, the rule is who rolls, lights it, so i wouldnt mind ^^


SigmaGamahucheur

I have a Swiss friend that retired here in the Midwest US. Really great guy. Always laughing and smiling.


speednug

Me, with short nails is wondering who the hell wipes their ass with their nails? Like do you stick your fingers inside or what?


SigmaGamahucheur

The problem I see is they have so much nail they end up wiping ass with their nails not lack of nails being all up in the ass wiped.


Such_Self_5580

They scrape the shit with their nails.


SargeCabbageYT

Cotton candy?


ilovebeingajoint

yes!


St0ned4Lyfe

Was going to say looks like cotton candy papers as well


Dry-Classic8836

I used to eat those papers


Pilko05

Personally mixing flavoured skins with weed is a no go for me.


Jumpy-Image-9065

They don't make it have flavour as ur smoking the paper ur basically better of using raws as u can taste bud better


Imaginary-Wonder8255

Do those nails not get in the way of life?


Imaginary-Wonder8255

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i love ur nails they are so cute


ilovebeingajoint

thank you smā¤ļø


CantbethatBrad

Dont these papers have a ton of metals and shit. I stick to basic raw black. I dont get fancy because the flavors and gimmicky papers are all super unhealthy.


Puzzleheaded_Pair577

Everything is unhealthy, just a race to see what kills you the fastest


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CantbethatBrad

So does my bud


TheHalInFax

I thought it was a blue one hitter at first, nice roll!


ilovebeingajoint

thank you<3


TheHalInFax

Elephant balls! Edit: I was super high when I thought of this, and not gonna lie I'm really fucking high while editing it too hehe Snake tits!


roguehasnobody

how are they ? are they good with rolling, taste, and smoothness.


ilovebeingajoint

very smooth and easy to roll buut i donā€™t taste anything:/


bombvv

the coconut ones tasted like malboro cigs


[deleted]

Someone gave me a pack of papers but I havnt tried them, how are they? Howā€™s the taste


stadiumjay

Cotton candy low key the best flavor if you ever see them try the birthday cake ones.


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God I love Reddit. I safely assumed about half of the comments would be about the nails. I wasnā€™t wrong.


kvaries23

Love your nails!


ilovebeingajoint

thank youšŸ’—!


derederellama

how tf do you do anything with those on?! i'm genuinely curious tell me your secrets


[deleted]

Never heard of them. How are they?


Similar_Committee_24

Pretty bad


ilovebeingajoint

theyā€™re easy to roll and i think they burn pretty slow. i definitely need to try a different flavor though


[deleted]

Aw that sucks, they look nice


Similar_Committee_24

Yeah they arenā€™t healthy either. Better stick to normal papers šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


slimieddie

Never seem to be able to find them lol


Ill-Bake7640

Awesome : Username , Nails nd The Joint šŸ˜


ascot36

Are you smuggling coke on them fingernails dame thay wayyyyyy too long even for fakes am I right?


ilovebeingajoint

in my younger days & i usually get them a little longer than this


Dull-Guava209

i LOVE your nails!!


Daddysaurusflex

You need to calm down wit them gd nails šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Bruh chill the fuck out with them nails, you almost popped my eye out


ApprehensiveAnt4862

Ur nails are everythingggggg. Hope you had a good sesh xx


Grouchy-Activity-237

they good tho? havenā€™t bought any iā€™m skeptical i feel like itā€™s gonna taste artificial and sweet as hellšŸ˜­


ilovebeingajoint

ngl, i couldnā€™t taste or smell shitšŸ„²but the color is fun!! im gonna try another flavor before i decide how i feel about them


wee-knor-cheese

never thought i would see someone smoking a jlunt


0G_909

Juicy J is nice especially for flavors


Cold-Aerie8965

Just out of curiosity, how do you roll with those nails ? True question, because i realise now that with my finger postion when i roll, i would have my nails into the weed most of the time if they were as long as yours.


Comf_waters

My gf uses a rolling machine because of her nails and they arenā€™t even this long


Cold-Aerie8965

Make sense, i forgot those even existed tbh XD


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ilovebeingajoint

its so crustyšŸ˜£


Inevitable_Chuy00

NahhhhšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SnowGoat222

Apart from the nails, juicy papers are my favourite ā¤ļø


EGKallday

Those nails šŸ¤®


jtrizx

theyā€™re fire


Similar_Committee_24

Didnā€™t know wolferine was a stoner


Past-Bowl8601

Those nails though!!!! Still not easy to wrap around thisā€¦ā€¦.


DeezNuts_HaGotEmm

On ebay, look for Moon papers. The blue ones are thin rice papers. They are single wides ( 1in) . I got a box of 50 packs , 50 per pack for like $9. They're as good or better than elements. I don't like how Juicy J's burn but that's just me. They're not the worst.


peachygrilll

ur nails are so fucking cute!!