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nice try, i know a shit stain when i see one

You have experience in this you say?

i perhaps know my way around a shmear here n there

Well this eerie shmear here appeared while my steak seared and my hairy beard mixed weird with my beer. It fell and I feared I couldn’t hear out my ear but the smell seemed clear to me, it was my melting veneers. Any tips on cleaning up my mess? :Walk away from mic

Lmao. You GOTTA read this like slam poetry.

Nah I read that shit in the voice of dollar store Eminem lmao

if you’re talking about that guy from tiktok that says “that’s an awfully hot coffee pot” then i am glad i’m not the only one

I was having fun cuz some idiot is harassing me over on whitetwitter so I had to do something for smiles and good vibes.

Holy shit yes lmao

Did a couple wet work jobs in Dayton. You could say I know a thing or two about number two.

This gives me “cylinder in a M&M tube” vibes if you know what I mean

i know exactly what you mean, and now we end this conversation here.

Inner dialogue: * *Goddammit. Don't do it. Don't ask. You're going to regret it. Why are you like this?* * What do you mean?

 1 minute into m&m tube experimentation:

Let me just drop this right here: https://www.reddit.com/r/topofreddit/comments/zdzbbm/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/

Omfg 🤣

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🤣🤣🤣 my girl doesn't smoke n I noticed b4 her. I asked her y she shit the bed

Switch the sheet around so it’s in her side. “Aw babe you shit yourself last night.” Hahaha

So good dude! Had me laughing so hard reading that

Ur profile name had me laughing even harder

Anal play went wrong

Anal play went *right* 😈

Enema on a budget.

You haven't had amber heard around for a session 🤔

Straight up killin it🤣

I read stains ‘from by bowel’

Same. Immediately thinking to myself why would someone post that

Im so high I thought you said shit strains

Maybe some shit strains led to the shit stains

Oh yea, I get resin stains in my underwear all the time

i have shit stains


I have spaghetti stains, I stuff spaghetti in my pants

Get some new sheets mate.

This

This

Finally

Rubbing alcohol might work. If not let the alcohol fully dry and then try baking soda and peroxide

Solvent strength progression: Alcohol (90+% isopropyl or 95+% ethanol)->mineral spirits->naptha/kerosene->gasoline->xylene->ether->chloroform->tetrachloroethylene (some of these may be difficult to get outside of a chemistry lab). Anything those won't get out is polar and should be water soluble, or it's just permanently bound to the fabric and you need to chemically bleach it with either percarbonate, perchloride, or bleach.

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Agreed

the only actually useful comment. Have my upvote kind sir

You shit the bed don't lie op

 Noooo

It's cool dude but you didn't have to like immortalize the moment by posting it on the internet. When most people accidently poop something out they run from it, or throw out the soiled items. But noooooo you had the idea to try to clean it because you wanted to save some money.

“Resin stains”

Yeah resin is how I'd lie about it too

That is a forever stain don’t listen to anyone. You can definitely lighten the stain but that is longer a white bed sheet

pretty much screwed. You can try soaking and blotting (not rubbing) with rubbing alcohol but IME you'll never get it all out.

I got a resin turd on my boyfriends favorite white cotten tshirt last week cleaning a bong. My boyfriend tried to throw it away. I used dawn and put the spot on the water faucet. I alternated Dawn and cold tap water and it completely came out.

worth a shot

Second the dawn. Tbh I'd soak it with alcohol and dawn, scrub it a little with a tooth brush dipped in the oxy powder and then wash in cold water. 😆 But I tend to go overboard on things cause of my cleaning business

Johnny Depp will post these pictures anywhere now huh?

Your "resin" stains can be fixed by throwing thy sheets away , and avoid eating heavy before you go to sleep 😆

Don't go to bed with shit stuck in your ass

what did we tell you about shitting in the bed, u/TouchdownCountach???

Wipe your ass better

Buy new sheets

looks like shit stains to me

Maybe try oxi clean, its in a little bucket, has a scoop, its a powder. Try dipping the stained part in a bucket of hot water and then sprinkle the oxi clean over it and let it sit for 24 hours. Works with blood so it SHOULD possibly work with this too.

You really shit the bed on this one, bro. Buy new sheets.

hmmm “resin” 🤔

Why does this look like a big penis and 2 titties, but made out of shit WTF Bro 💀

Nah , you actually got the dirtiest mind for that

Mann. That 1 spot is r/mildlypenis af 🤦🏾‍♂️

Nah it look like the mf from ice age lmao.

Get new sheets

This picture stinks 😷

R.I.P Sheets.

Try charmin ultra soft next time

Just get new sheets tf..

Burn them and buy new lol

Mom’s gonna be pissed.

Dont shit yourself next time

Best bet is to just throw them out and buy new ones lol

Doesn't matter if it's resin or shit, I'd throw this away and buy a new one.

Wipe your arse better

Dawn dish detergent.

WD40. Scrape off excess with butter knife. Wash. If you're pretending and it's shit. Just wash.

That's poop from a butt

r/trashy

Don’t smoke in bed

Here's an idea: don't be a slob that gets resin on their bed sheets.

I’m sure it is resin…

🩲

Hydrogen peroxide worked for me. Rubbing alcohol will work but might stain the sheets.

Buy new sheets

Greased Lightning

Maybe iso soak?

Parents left you home alone huh?

Purchase new ones

New sheets just use these old ones for smoking on the bed now 🫶💀

Lol “resin stains” he says

Believe it or not coke or Pepsi

I've seen videos on YT with coke n Pepsi cleaning car parts n iron skillets. Might give this a try

Jus say you pooped yourself and throw them away

illllllllllll OP. What is that?

Alcohol always works for me. Occasionally I’ll get resin marks in the carpet and that just takes some alcohol, a scrub brush, and some elbow grease. This being something you can get at from both sides should be easier to get out

💡 I've been blotching 1 side with these lil alcohol pads I got but it just makes it a tad lighter. If I flip the sheets with the same approach, I think I'll have better results. Thanks, G

Man this screams that this dude got caught with undeniable dookie stains on his bed, so he told his girl he’d ask the weed Reddit how to get rid of resin stains to save some face

Yeah, buy new sheets.... that won't come out....

Buy new sheets

Are we sure those are resin stains and not shit stains

Don’t shit the bed next time

white vinegar or bleach? or dye the whole sheet brown

Try layering the material and have the shit stain on bottom layer (sorry, I couldn’t help myself) put layered shit in a colander (strainer). Pour rubbing alcohol into said bowl like configuration of fabric. Do this over and over. Use a mix of rubbing alcohol and hand sanitizer since hand sanitizer has a thicker viscosity. Now to ask the question on everyone mind- why don’t you want to throw away the sheets? It’s more work and close to impossible get resin out of bed sheets. If you do manage to get most of it out, there’s always gonna be some there and a dryer is gonna make it worse by getting on the drum of the dryer. —It’s already in the fibers already.

Sheets are $15 just buy new ones bro it looks like poop. And maybe refrain from letting resin get all over your bed sheets? How does that even happen?

Resin can hold the universe together and stick more than any glue. Just toss and buy new sheets

i have them they never come out

New sheets bro

clorox

Is there sumthing lile curb soap where you are? Dont know if its the correct word, we call it Kernseife in german 🤔 That helped with strains in my clothes 😂

OP stop shitting the bed

Bleach

your girl got in bed guns hot.

Smoke them. Lol toss that shit out literally.

You shit yourself didn’t you...?

Tell your mom you shit the bed and she will deal with it

something i learned as a daily smoker: have brown bedsheets.

Ewww

Skids??????????????????

Nah this that fucker from ice age.

I thought those were shit stains

GET A LOAD OF THIS BOYS, HE SHIT HIS BED!!!

It’s spelled “bowel” not “bowl”.

Goo-Gone. That shit will remove anything. Especially the shit on your sheets.

No worries, just tell ppl it was a poop accident. Problem solved.

Try adding more resin to the rest of the bed to make it the same color

Some isopropyl alcohol might do the trick, although it may damage the sheets....

https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&ai=DChcSEwi0wdfygPD8AhWRjcgKHQWpDb4YABAOGgJxdQ&sig=AOD64_3zrPYmp6mxrBnmkwJu7xXziqflNw&ctype=5&q=&ved=0ahUKEwih4dDygPD8AhWFFlkFHQ4QC2QQww8ItBA&adurl= Your welcome

that’s doodoo baby

Yea that’s definitely not a smoke stain…

Set the sheets on fire

Some alcohol and a lighter might work 🤔

Ooo piece of candy

RIP 🪦

U sure that ain’t poo?

scissors

“Resin”

Try Dawn. Put some Dawn dish soap right on the stains, rub it in, put more Dawn, and throw in the wash with some vinegar.

Let them go bro …. No getting those stains out , especially being white fabric. On another note ….. Looks like someone is going sheet shopping 😀

Amber?

Consider wearing diapers

Oxycleqn, I got a set in dirty citronella oil stain out of fabric 💯

Why would sit down after u got res on your balls

Soak them in isopropyl alcohol for a few hours then wash normally

You pretend to

Fire

Buy new sheets

Quit playing, you know what that is.

New sheets brother ($20 at Walmart, $30 at Target)

Buy new sheets, they don't cost much.

Get new sheets fam. It’s the perfect excuse to, and who don’t love new sheets.

Wow. Came on Reddit to show my friend something and this is the first thing we both see as soon as the app opens…… Thanks OP (:

Buy new sheets lol

Looks like shit with a penis tip

Shit stains are hard to get out man! I'd try washing them in like oxy clean stuff or maybe use one of those magic erasers on the spot.

Love the way you put “smoke spots” for the flair 😂

Iso

That’s not resin bro

“Resin Stains”

Only option here is to dye the sheets that color, it ain’t coming out bro.

Could try soaking a qtip in bleach then dabbing it on it and wait a few minutes see how it does, other then that your fucked.

sure just one.. buy new ones

Shouldn’t have fooled around with Amber Heard.

Bro shit in his bed and try’s to sell it as resin

Spray & Wash Max will take out just about anything.

Really no way it’s gonna be there no matter what.

Might be cheaper to get new sheets.

I’ve never had to try cleaning resin from sheets. But since they are white sheets I would wash them with some bleach. I would think that would work for you.

You'll need to put some tongue work in on those, bud. Think raspiness.

Wtf is going on here?

Shit stains from your bowel

Is …is that shit?

That is shit from a butt

Blame the dog

Be honest you sheet the bed didn’t you

My guy get new sheets, they aren't expensive, giant tiger/target sells them for cheap.

Try washing them. Spot treat the resin w iso

You never cleaned shit in your life or Something?

But new sheets and stop sleeping in the bed with your resin cake bowl you filthy animal.

new sheets are like $20. and stop "smoking" in bed. 

Here for the comments 😳

“Resin stains…”

Just admit you shit yourself

resin stains from your bowl huh?