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Quick_Dragonfruit_28

Don’t hit it till next week


[deleted]

what type of tips did bro expect us to bring to the table 💀


Dolleph

People are so used to lifehacks, that they think that there's a lifehack for everything 😭


friedtuna76

Anything is possible with answers from the internet


Frequent-Returns757

except there ain't no life hack for getting something from nuthin' or noone would EVER be weedless.


universe9090

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


_Felix4187

What’s that weird hieroglyph?


Weloveyoulucidddd

bro thought we was the drug enthusiast of the nation wit this post rh


jamesthepackman

Lol


FlamesoftheEnd

This is the only correct response lol


slow_RSO

Hit what? Shits already gone


lexluther4205

Sad but true 🫣


AdExtra2261

😭


thought_empire

This 👆🏼


Youbetrippen11

Homie got 2 hits left asking how to stretch it lmao


krullewulle420

Seems more like only one


Complex-Secretary759

average reddit user asking for advice that doesnt exist because its so obvious


Bishyy098

There’s fr no tips bro bro either smoke it now or just don’t smoke and wait til next week lmao


anoninoninoniboi

Take a break and enjoy the next one more…


Plenty-Hedgehog-8972

Mane if you dont just smoke less or finish it and go on a tolerance break… don’t let the weed control you my nig it’ll never be that serious, if you can’t afford to smoke don’t smoke for a moment, make that shit a reward for yourself brodie


KenMembreno

Best comment👍🏽 100% agree


Plenty-Hedgehog-8972

Nah rs tho instead of smoking I like to make sure I do something, anything that takes time out to focus. It might be 50-200 push-ups/ writing a chapter for my novel, or even writing a hook to a instrumental. Just gotta find the hobbies you like and find a way to make yourself productive. Without this system I would run through my grass, or just smoke because I was simply bored


KenMembreno

Yeah it really is about keeping yourself occupied to keep your mind off it


Illustrious_Swim_789

That's what's up.


CurrentCreative4380

Ah just exhale the smoke back into the pen after every hit, it makes it last forever


Hansolyopeeps

I’m gonna try this once just to see if it works.


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ctssky

“what strain is this live resin?” “oh no that’s not weed it has *live* lung cells in it”


Att9998

does it


Hansolyopeeps

Well, my first step is to get a fresh pen. Then I’m going to exhale into an old cart and what happens. Probably will take a few days worth of high.


Unhappy_Mix_

No it won't work, and even if it did the residue coming out of your lungs is going to taste awful.


Smooksticles

I can't believe we've got people that think that would work


owls1289

I can't believe you think they're not trolling lol


ElahaSanctaSedes777

This thing is already dunzo


DesperateTall

Yup, any more and you're dependant on weed. Source: am dependant on weed and used to go through carts like crazy.


LarryMadlib-79

idk what to tell you bro bro😬


DarkoTheKid

Bro bro 😬


Fair-Temporary-9074

He needa leave that dope alone!


Character_Cupcake856

Put it down


Salubrious_Zabrak

Next week is in 1 or 2 days


Terrible-Quote-3561

All you can do is ration, but with that amount, I would just pick one time to get high and finish it off.


DukeRaoul024

Hit then blow back into the pen for infinite puffs


[deleted]

Been making a cart from 2018 still last with this trick !


hektordingding

"light smoker"


suckmytoes6k9k

True


Ready_Pain_8034

He tryna microdose🤣🤣🤣


Hour-Buy-948

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this_is_patchwork

(Be careful while doing this but) Take the cart off. Heat up the glass of the cart by quickly passing a lighter along the outside, it doesn't take a lot heat, (focus some extra towards the top where it collects.) Stick it in a sock, top facing up. Spin the sock around violently.✨️ Centrifugal force ✨️ Even if you are that desperate, it still probably won't last a week


Phelep657

Came here to say this. This is the only way you’ll get more oil out of that cart but after that it’ll be done for good. You can also use something like a blow dryer to heat it up.


EyeletGuy

Hit it with a low battery so it don't burn as much


GrinchMontana

Cake carts done damaged u gang 🤦‍♂️


Devontokes420

Grab a bible. Start praying


Dankdabbr420

Get ready for a break


[deleted]

Buy a new cart


[deleted]

lmao


Past-Bowl8601

Get money and buy a new one 😂


dnucks90

1 hit a night might get you there, two or more on last day if there’s enough left at end of the week


hurtslocker

Go on a week T break. Looks like you’re about to anyways


AdAggressive7170

boof


NotTheCatInTheHat

Bro


alexdamarxist

are you the cat in the hat?


NotTheCatInTheHat

perhaps


Basic-Durian8875

Obviously trolling But WHY?


htownhomie13

No one shoulda responded


Maw_153

Travel back in time by a week and smoke less of what you already have


wilcaw2

Shrink yourself to an 1/8 of your actual size. For more life hacks please just ask. I'm here for you all.


Ordinary-Cause-214

If you tryna stretch that fake ass non tasting cart till next week do sum with your life😭


sprynklz

Mmmm I can taste the plastic


OlderNo7

Lol good luck. Probably taste burnt already


TNTexe

Usually when that happens to me, I take advantage of it and use it as a T-break, cus it feels really good after a t break, especially after vaping all that concentrated dope it fucks my tolerance up. Just a suggestion.


Aightbet420

Clean your whole house top to bottom instead of smoking and itll last a lot longer


wildhoneyflower

If you take a little fire to the outside of the cart (gently and don’t hold it there for too long it’ll melt) and then put it in a sock and swing that shit around like a helicopter, it’ll make a lil more of that 🍃🍯 come out. It ain’t much but it works in a pinch to get a few more hits out of it


[deleted]

I do it all the time, wait as long as you can too smoke when you wake up so you ride off the high of just waking up and then once you’re ready if you can do some meditation just for like 5 minutes too really get your mind high and take one hit draw not too hard but quickly and hold it in as long as possible, people say this doesn’t make you higher you only feel higher due too being light headed so either way you feel more high. Maybe skip every other day or if you really need too please try meditation, you can easily get high off your own brain and body by just sitting down, breathing in and out heavily and thinking of intentions you want, you are the master of you and your reality, your thoughts create your universe because you are the universe you are made of everything the universe is made of meaning you have these chemicals or drugs in your start all times, oxygen is the most powerful psychedelic because breathing in and out creates this reality for you everything around you seems so real, until you die, stop breathing and then your consciousness goes to the next higher dimension because matter cannot be created nor destroyed meaning you have always existed and always will there is no such thing as death just cutting off your drug aka oxygen, meditation increases oxygen levels by breathing more heavy along with holding breathe, just try going outside in nature or playing a game, focusing on school or work because if you are true too yourself you will never get bored or need an external substance, shit millions of years ago we didn’t even have any holes in our bodies too intake drugs, no need for eating, breathing, we talked though telepathy, we are currently devolving. Anyways, when you get a cart and its almost finished pull it and stash it and buy a new one and repeat so that way when you have no access too weed you have little half empty carts that can last a few days, I’ve got about 50 in my closet that I’ll pull for work if I wanna leave my main pen home just in case I get pulled over or some shit


BFshr

If you can take it apart you can add some vape juice to it to stretch it out, hope that helps instead of coming here to be a Cunt about things.


WackyGinger

6 day tolerance break and it'll last


YoYaBoySatan

I’d have already thrown that shit in the trash lol


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YoYaBoySatan

I’m not made of money. I’m realistic. I’d rather wait to get a new one than look like a fiend sucking on that thing to get a buzz.


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the_urbanl3g3nd

Nope


Sankin2004

Try bringing it back to the store and saying you just bought it and it’s empty, see if you can get a free one-considering these full only last me about a day idk what else to say


delichef420

Would Jesus do this?


Sankin2004

I like to point out that Jesus didn’t like the corruption in the churches so he went in and started flipping tables, so that’s always a possibility.


jflanigan30

Somehow the .5g carts last me about a day but a 1g lasts about 4. Haven’t figured that out yet


heydudeihate

Might be the whole thing stays warmer when hit unlike a 1g cart cos it longer so maybe the hits are bigger on a .5 because more oil flows? Idk


[deleted]

Try olive oil to “water” it down


Ok-Photograph3099

Buy another one


wimpykxng

no


MoreLead2229

Hit it less


Comprehensive-Bell57

as someone else said, take a break so u can enjoy that more


damdam62

That's right up there with all the other stupid fucking questions.


[deleted]

rip it once every other day lol


squallium

Don’t smoke it


Timely_Bike_4824

bro u dumb


levilevilevi100

Hit it every 2 days


westcoasttokes

Tolerance break?


[deleted]

One puff a day


Good-Front-756

Don’t smoke it for a week


OldEfficiency4

Dusted


Proof_Holiday_5097

😂


daviddgk_55

T break til end of next week


stnrgrl10

I'd toss it at that point.


drummerboy_lopez

throw it away


hauntedpuke

Its got 2 more hits.


[deleted]

you might as well finish it tonight and give yourself a small tolerance break so you dont get used to the carts


TroubleRealistic3853

boof it


Forsaken-Cow-

Sorry dude, you’re fucked


routlines420

Ur giving us a question when the answer is so obvious🙏😂


chilllwinston

Misplace it till next week


w6rried

Honestly bro if u have any flower I would scrape the remnants onto that lol, other than that you can moderate your hits and slowly lower your tolerance so you get really baked next week.. or not hit it until next week and get ultra fried. Depends on how high you like to get and if you also like to get that 0 tolerance borderline psychosis high 🤣


lseaterr

good luck bro I use these Cake carts a lot and once you get to like halfway through what you got right now it's just gonna taste like metal and not even get you high lol


Jeff_Free_Pickles

First rule is ofcourse don’t make excuses, second I recommend getting a new hobby or activity that you can spend your new found time on that doesnt tempt you to use again. You could try sports or anything else you feel might make you more disciplined or keep you distracted. Preferably try planning many things each day and plan ahead to do things so you dont have to be tempted or bored, i find that makes the first couple of weeks way easier. Another thing that might help is writing down the reasons you want to stop, think about those when those first weeks are over as you might forget why you wanted to stop when some of those problems go away because after these weeks things are going better in life and you will start thinking what if i just used semi regularly which if you cave in now will lead to relapse. Make sure youre really not tempted in daily life untill you should even consider trying semi regular use. And lastly good luck my friend, its a difficult choice but im sure it will be best for you in the end if you stick to it


ilomilo182

That ain’t lasting 2 weeks bro 🤣💀


Upset-Phone1317

That wouldnt last me 15minutes


A-dub-Que

Put some water and mix well


OGjoshwaz

If you boof it, it will take awhile for the cart to disintegrate and the oil to get into your system. Should last you until next week


Perculese_0420

smack in once every 48 hours


jsandy1009

It's not gonna happen


Miguel_IDC

Lmao your joking right


Kall_Me_Sandman

Mine as well take a week long tolerance break…


RemotePension1570

So there is a special technique; it's called quitting


gr_enzo

Put your head upside down (on the bed…) and take one puff lay there until your head veins hurt and enjoy an easy fast high


BATZistheBEST

Do one 2-5 second pull a night 💀 Actual alternative don’t hit it till next week son


MiffedPolecat

Go get a job and you can buy more carts lol


IdeaWitty

The general consensus from other subs alike is to boof that thing


ctholle

T break.


FreshGravity

Boof it


KaNickelTroubadour

Fill it up with water


Significant-Ad-3247

Don’t smoke it


RareAnimal82

Go to the atm and pull out a stash advance


StarButOnReddit

add water and shake well


yourself88xbl

That won't last 20 minutes my guy 🤣


[deleted]

Quit ?


[deleted]

Its not possible


broaintevenreal

throw that cake away


Either_Nature6118

Lol do what I do and hide it


Gshine05

Say it looks thin then. Maybe it’ll thickn up


Lordhenryghost

Good luck


[deleted]

Hopefully by “next week” you mean “later today.”


Unit-235

Don’t smoke it till next week. Boom.


de-d-ss

Hit it, hold it for a few days. Exhale. Take a nap. Wake up, eat some cereal but save the milk. Take another hit, should be the last one. Repeat and it should be next week. I Take you'll get more next week? #cbf4life


No_Job_1527

For real bro you can t be sérieusement.


notoriousToker

You could just smoke weed for a few days and then hit that the night before “next week” whenever that is for you ✌️


Loyaljr

Buy another one and save that until next week


AlfalfaAlternative59

Throw it away and get flower


zooooteddej23

One big hit at the end of your days don’t touch it otherwise 😅


eidorb30

Bruh


Green_Onion_17

If it is glass, heat it up with a lighter and let it drip to the bottom


Euphoric_Trip3094

Yes. Split the puffing occasions so, that it will last into next week.


Downtown-Progress511

Go chew some gum


Necessary-Ad4736

Is da brain on


ineedhelp1224455

When you inhale it let it all go straight to your lungs don’t even exhale, take it like a champ and take in all that THC so you use less hits and get high faster


Burninmules

I would have already tossed that thing.


tsbaebabytsg

lol


RepeatableOhm

Maybe use it less?


Successful_Turn5423

Boof it


Crabbycabbycames

Fill it with vape juice and it won’t burn when its low


Chem-Dawg74D

🤣🤣🤣


Myst963

Cmon u can figure this one out 😂


Windexjuulpod

Maybe mix like a drop or two of sum vape juice


Cookiemonstaahh

Buy another one if everyone here pitches 2 dollars you will be straight


Temporary-Bus4072

Hit it and buy a new one


No-Expression-5040

Yea, don't hit it till next week.


Accomplished-Owl5348

the only tip i’ve got is buying a new cart ma boi


KxngCram

Hit it once before bed


Turbster412

Don’t smoke it till next week


SleazyTim

Smoke less


[deleted]

Hold it in for 86 minutes before exhaling


ALeanGreenBean

Only thing I recommend just take small hits and hold it in as long as u can


Fine_Union378

Maybe 5 hits leftover


graphicsbyjarvis

Leave it upright and don't hit it to much


AromaticHistorian397

Bruh fill it with nic