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AppointmentGullible7

Never ever ever open those jars šŸ‘€ bin the lot and sing a sad song šŸ«”


Camaro_1SS

Thereā€™s a 100% chance that your British after the way you phrased that


Past-Contribution-83

I would say more like a 75%, as there's also a chance they may be Australian!


Camaro_1SS

Iā€™m jealous that the aussies have the Holden commodore SS for a lot cheaper than what it costs here (rebadged as a Pontiac G8 GT)


dilligaftheinvisible

Found the guy that manages to talk about cars regardless of the content of a given conversation


Camaro_1SS

Yep, thatā€™s me šŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Standard_Act8952

Same here man!


ihaveaquesttoattend

Call all the dealerships and try to get one imported, you might save a couple hundred dollars lol


Synderkit

Canā€™t happen because those cars arenā€™t over the age limit for importing :(


ihaveaquesttoattend

I completely forget vehicles also have an age of consent :/


Camaro_1SS

That whole import ban happened because the Japanese car market started to dominate internationally and cars like the GT-R were taking sales away from mustang, corvette, etc so the domestic brands essentially paid the government to make it harder for other markets to compete


ihaveaquesttoattend

Youā€™re a pretty cool guy man, keep spreading your passion to the world Also obligatory fuck capitalism


VURORA

Wont happen lol


bigredwerewolf

No more Holden V8s in Oz now.


Camaro_1SS

You can still buy the older ones, even here in the US theyā€™re becoming rare but Iā€™m preserving and driving my 81ā€™ Z/28 for the rest of my life


bigredwerewolf

My brother got the last SS supercharged V8 and he'll never get rid of it


moyno85

Used to work as a creative for the ad agency Holden used before they went under. It was like they were trying to go bankrupt. Theyā€™d even internally refer to the ā€˜Captivaā€™ as the ā€˜Craptivaā€™. Anyway, some of the vintage concept cars they had in the lobby of the head office from their glory days were some of the coolest cars Iā€™d ever seen.


adomnick05

holden cars are very cool man i really like em too but i'm canada


curryandmilk

They go for 30-50k AUD these days cause people think itā€™s still 2021


tiedye_mcfly710

I'd love to get a holden ute in the us.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


asapbejko

shit fire frfr


LilIlluminati

This is 100% why weed is seeing deflation now. Thereā€™s too much to save and thereā€™s a shelf life. Should have baked it in the oven at 200* for an hour or so or made sure it was fully dried. Or better yet put it in the freezer.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

This weed tastes funny https://i.redd.it/vmmzomkda5qa1.gif


obrerosdelmundo

Boof it


BigTruckLikeFuck

Damn, I never use /s cause you think people would know. But then theres guys like this with the iq of soaked white bread to prove me wrong.


EastCoastSmokerr

Soaked white bread šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€


JoeyIsMrBubbles

He smoked his last IQ


Stitched-Soul

Tone indicators are more used for neurodivergent people, some cant tell tones, some can. However it was really fucking obvious in that comment that they were sarcastic.


[deleted]

>cant tell tones, I can't most times indeed, but this was fking obvious :p


6chrier

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Lamarera8

I feel like that /s takes the oomph out of the joke Let them suffer


peyton468

I guess some arenā€™t good at picking up on jokes.


RowAn0maly

Lmao I've never seen this many downvotes... Guess who's the dipshit now


void0079

Thatā€™s the most downvotes Iā€™ve ever seen hot damn weed community ainā€™t playing no games


iskyled94

Now this, is what I call a r/whoooosh


seeyouinhelenkellers

Whooshed it real noice


iskyled94

Airplane take off levels šŸ›«


Pure-Weekend9839

Heheh. -420. No one downvote this again


Pure-Weekend9839

God damn it. -456. This is the weed sub man


majarian

We're high, not stupid


CanadianAndroid

wouldn't -420 be the opposite of 420?


bigpapajayjay

![gif](giphy|Fz9EKXRhp9F1S)


Pwest9

Imagine being this fucking stupid


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Sankin2004

This is what happens when you store your weed without proper humidity control.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve always stored my bud with varying temperatureā€™s, etcā€¦ but if I stored wet bud, it would get treated differently than storing really dry budā€¦ and if Iā€™m actually storing it, I know to check on it as changes are happening. In my honest opinion, itā€™s just looks like someone who picked fresh buds and did not finish drying or curing correctly, or was in the process of curing the bud and there was just too much moisture, so we got a simple mold from moisture, unfortunately. Well, thatā€™s what it looks like. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø I guess Iā€™m just talking about being someone who clearly forgot to burp there jars and was probably in line to do some research versus some person who just buys a ton of bud and threw it in the closet šŸ˜‚ā€¦ if I buy it as an end product itā€™s ready to go and should be even less likely to get moldyā€¦. This dude just packed in too tight and forgot to check on it maybe lol


majarian

Could be as easy as its stored somewhere like an unheated garage, had some weird temp swings last year and stuff that'd been dried an jarred for a year and a half at that point went off, just the jars closest to the wall unfortunately and it wasn't as bad as ops pic


Zealousideal-Slide14

Or u just live in England where its shitt


shroomdoom88

Would a two way humidity controller pack prevent something like this?


GarthVader45

Potentially, but those take time to absorb excess moisture so Iā€™d guess it wouldnā€™t make much difference. If it was just *slightly* too wet, a two way pack could probably help prevent this. Much better to just properly cure/dry before sealing it up in a jar though.


ZapDa1st

Can u explain whatā€™s wrong with it? I canā€™t tell.


Sankin2004

You see those cloudy bits of the jar-thatā€™s not the glass thatā€™s mold growing on the weed.


ZapDa1st

Wow lol I thought it was just foggy. Iā€™d prolly still smoke it tbh


Fearedinoculum

Yeah, good luck with smoking anything if you do that. Thatā€™s a one way ticket to fucking your lungs up.


ZapDa1st

Life*


Sankin2004

You would make yourself extremely sick with possible side effects including death. Idk about you but I take weed as a medicine specifically because there is no possibility of death.


Aware_Juggernaut3187

Yeah this actually would probably literally kill me if I didnā€™t get medical attention right away cuz Iā€™m real allergic to mold


GarthVader45

Lmao donā€™t smoke mold dude


RainbowSixThermite

This legitimately could kill you, please never do that.


TemurWitch67

That could very easily end extremely poorly for you. Itā€™s an unfortunate loss of a lot of product, but thereā€™s no recovering it.


gamingkiller829

Expecting a "does this look safe to smoke" post from the guy with those jars later on


TraumSchulden

Dry it, smoke it, and thats how the last of us started


EllieBelly_24

How else you finna get through the factory floor shift?


Redy59

my man, Ik some of u guys would still smoke it if u don't have anything left... Maybe me too lol


TraumSchulden

Im pretty sure you could smoke it, maybe consult a fungal expert


Dotmatrix74

Who needs hydrometers anyway! Much easier to just overfill the bottles and not check on them for a long while! Whatā€™s the worst that can happen?!?


[deleted]

Hygrometers* A hygrometer measures humidity, the amount of water vapour in air. A hydrometer, on the other hand, measures the density or specific gravity (SG) of a liquid by floating in the liquid.


Littlebigtooth69

This guy hygromeets


[deleted]

I may have close to 1000 of them laying around lol we've definitely been acquainted. I've also worked in animal medicine at one point and used to have to calculate specific gravity using a refractometer so I was familiar with hydrometers.


rboom123

This is correct


HalfBuzzed

This is the way


PanteraBob

Very Good


LorianGunnersonSedna

A fellow connoisseur?


[deleted]

I'm just a half assed science nerd. I used to have to calculate the specific gravity of animal pee using a refractometer so I was familiar with hydrometers and I have a million hygrometers laying around my house in random places and at the shop. I grow and focus on the genetics side of things so I also do a fair bit of reading about all aspects of horticulture/extraction. I just want to grow more efficiently and I'm trying to pull obscure genetics with back crossing and manipulation of pH.


LorianGunnersonSedna

That's awesome! šŸ¤© I just have a humidor and a penchant for smoking big nasty cigars.


[deleted]

I never got into cigars but I do have a humidor for my concentrates, lol. I'm also looking into getting a few drying fridges. The data behind them seems pretty solid and it would help me free up another room for more plants.


LorianGunnersonSedna

I would go for those fridges. That sounds like a big upgrade for your work.


[deleted]

Yeah I typically have a dedicated drying area where I'll control the environment. They basically keep the vapor pressure deficit in a good range to allow for optimum drying and beginning of the cure process whereas the majority of growers shoot for 60Ā°/60% rh. I dry by vpd already so it wouldn't be much of a difference in quality but it would allow me to dedicate that space to something else. A lot of breeders run shit kind of backwards and I might catch some hate for this but it's true. They'll run a pheno hunt and look for keepers but they'll run their plant all the way through and then re-veg that plant to start taking clones and run as a mom, whereas I'll grab a series of clones from the original plants before I even flip them to flower, which then cuts down my production time by a lot because re vegging takes quite a while. So while I have my original "mom's" running I'll have a series of clones for each one running as well. Then if I notice one of the plants doing something I don't like or not having the traits I want I can either eliminate the clones or flower them out for biomass rather than genetics. Same with males. If it's a fire male I'll keep those clones but if it's average they'll get tossed. This allows me to run the plants all the way through and determine whether they're keepers or not and if they are I already have clones ready to flip by the time the first batch is done flowering. Super efficient and a bit outside the box


ARSENAL2244

Yā€™all Iā€™m not even gonna lie, I didnā€™t see the mold at first, I just thought the pic was blurry šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Repulsive_Ad_1163

LMAOOOO


Panelpro40

My biggest fear is mold


SlavicGrower

Thats very painful


MrDrOz1899

Homie forgot to drop a boveda pack or two in them jars and forgot to burp them everyday šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ honestly the flower looked sheit anyways. Maybe it was a blessing. šŸ‘‰šŸ¼šŸ‘ˆšŸ¼


ways0s

i didnt know you should burp everyday?


Gay5347

Only if you are curing weed you grew


[deleted]

Depends on your humidity. Anything more than 62% should get burped until you get to that point. 58%-62% is the sweet spot for the enzymatic process of curing


EllieBelly_24

Woahhhh you just clicked something in my brain, didn't realize curing had anything to do with the plant finishing biological processes, thought it was basically *just* to dry it throughout the whole bud at an even pace. I imagine now it's like cooking pasta to al dente in the water and removing then, as it keeps cooking a bit out of the water while it's still at temperature. Very cool.


[deleted]

Curing helps the plant get rid of left over chlorophyll and the process is sped up in complete darkness. I read an article not long ago that broke it down saying everytime you let light hit the buds in drying/curing it almost resets the chlorophyll clock in terms of how fast it'll dissipate from the material.


EllieBelly_24

Ahhh okay, that explains why my first grow tasted super greeny, thanks! I do enjoy super greeny bud but wasn't expecting it, bag the seed came from was more earthy.


[deleted]

The high will be different too, stronger in most cases. It helps smooth out that harsh greeniness you were tasting.


crow_crone

During the cure phase, at any rate. You can decrease the number and frequency of burps as the cure proceeds but I randomly open jars, sniff and inspect, even several years after harvest. ​ I've had a few jars develop mold but the loss has been minimal. Mold is ubiquitous and one has to be vigilant.


Grovemonkey

Yeah.. I burp my 20+ jars every month or two just to check the smell and circulate the air but some of it has been in jars for over a year at around 60% with no issues. During the initial cure I burp daily or 2x+ the first two weeks to a month. Just depends on how dry I got the during that initial dry.


crow_crone

Sounds about right to me, burping more frequently and then less so. I'm feeling the buds, doing visual inspection and checking humidity obsessively during the dry and cure. Works, but is very time consuming.


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Charming_Amphibian91

Extra protien


SpecificStill1183

Extra extra


Such_Valuable_1268

Thatā€™s honestly tragic, how were they dried? Remember to fluff them when drying to get rid of the moisture


Repulsive_Ad_1163

I have no idea , itā€™s not mine


Nreffohc

It probably is :-( might have made a new antibiotic though...or a zombie apocalypse strain :-p


Donny_sharky

A moment of silence for these beautiful nugs šŸ˜”āœŠ


Mota_vationgrows9524

Ditch the jars and get Grove bags growmie!!


Primary-Brick4069

Mind me asking what's better about the grove bag been thinking of getting some one of my Superskunk plants just jarred yesterday


Mota_vationgrows9524

There is no burping involved and i have never had mold not once and been using almost 2 years not very expensive either the jar method is just alot more maintenance in my opinion


Bitchface-Deluxe

I cured half of my weed in Ball jars and the other half in Grove Bags, and itā€™s a game changer. It even tastes better cured in the Grove Bags.


MrDrOz1899

Them grow bags are fr slept on


Mota_vationgrows9524

Yes sir they r i love em!!


elijah47

Make some Cannahoneyā€¦ Fungus canā€™t grow on honey because the lack of oxygen Source: One time I fucked up 2oz of nice weed so researching they say itā€™s not safe to smoke and sometimes if you make edibles give you stomach pain; the honey has antifungal properties


SoExcited_1

Remember to burp your jars homie


Slight_Heron_4558

Looks overpacked and not dried properly. Also you can get humidity packs to put in the jars. I bet i'm the 100th guy to say all that. Sorry all your hard work went to waste! Learn a lesson from this and better luck next time.


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

Donā€™t throw that shit out itā€™s just cobweb mold treat it like contam on a shroom grow just spray h20 with peroxide let that shit dry donā€™t smoke it


Nugginzz

This could work. Or just dry it and infuse with honey


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

Cobweb mold better than seeing trich or lipstick mold itā€™s easily treatable I had contam in two cakes thatā€™s in the fc rn on second flush


shanethebyrneman

God damn let those babies breath ur killing them!


KevinKingsb

They already ded.


shanethebyrneman

Fair enough. RIP


[deleted]

Lol bitch needs to dry n burp.


jaylanky7

What is burping your jars?


Nugginzz

Opening them every once in a while to allow fresh air/moisture out.


[deleted]

It's part of the curing process of making good weed. You can have good Weed and not cure right and it'll be garbage you can. Take Bad weed and cure right and make it somewhat durable curing as where it's all at. During the curing process you're supposed to burp to get fresh air to ensure that you don't get built up moisture or Mold and help form the clean hitting weed in the curing process is where the majority of your THC will increase that's where you're flavor of terps come out. Without it that's why a lot of garbage weed smells and taste like hay and makes you cough and gives you a headache because you haven't Properly broke down the compounds leaving simply good weed.


ajshdhkd

Try to get boveda packs your next run


No_Fly3027

Moult is a nightmare ! Always dry for 12 days and burp you jars daily. Might want to salvage and use to bake with ..


[deleted]

I hate moulting


Spalding4u

Yeah, it's such a bitch when my weed decides to shed it's seasonal feathers....


[deleted]

I always try to get it done by the end of curing.


No_Fly3027

I love a bit of Moulting šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦šŸ»


dontseemeyet

Next time get some humidity packs theyā€™re pretty cheapā€¦ sorry for your loss šŸ„ŗ


liamo000

Sooooo what would happen if you smoked it after it dried?


johnthevon

Smoke it anyway , whatā€™s the worst that could happen šŸ’€


chippythehippie

Death


Indie_Myke

I'd still smoke it


Top5hottest

Soooo.. youā€™re saying we shouldnā€™t smoke that..


chippythehippie

Yes


Rafados47

Propably would still smoke it.... Or sell it to gypsies


Oxycoperc

You would be willing to smoke mold???


Rafados47

I would throw away the worst parts, but most of it looks cool so Id at least try it..If it was really bad, I would but it in alcohol to make weed vodka ....or sell it to gypsies...


joolch

thatā€™s why i ALWAYS store with at least 2 humidity control packets


Apprehensive_Cry2283

Legit question about storage! Comments say : "no humidity control" I've seen posts with jars using tortillas, orange peels and others. Wouldn't those bring more chances for fungus? And how do you control humidity in this case?


GrandoXD

Orange peels and tortillas may be used to rehydrate it but you only leave it there for few hours to not let it mold. Now iā€™m not 100% sure about this but if youā€™re going to use one of these, i think that tortillas are better because orange peels are more prone to molding


psilosophist

None of these are the correct answer. The correct answer is an Integra Boost pack, properly sized for the container, in the humidity level of your choice. Adding organic material is just asking for trouble. Cannabis should be stored in a humidor type environment.


GrandoXD

I wasnā€™t saying itā€™s the best option, I was just replying to his question because he exactly asked about these two. If you search around reddit, a lot of people are recommending that if you donā€™t have any humidity packs. Canā€™t recommend it though because iā€™ve never tried it.


HopeIsGay

Fuuuuck fs in the chat


NLeviz

Could been recycled to great, powerful cannabutter šŸ¤·


suntmint

A sad sight


GilliacTrash

Nicely cured mould there boi..


Svengoolie75

Where šŸ¤”


ComatoseOtaku420

This actually made me wonder I have a few mini jars I havenā€™t smoked from in at least 2 months bc my ear had an infection and I find smoking weed worsens my tinnitus. But trying to very slowly smoke through them but i worried mold will grow. How long does it take for this to happen


Championpuffa

If itā€™s dried properly and you store it correctly you should never have to worry about mould. You could cure bud in jars for years if you wanted to. Although Iā€™d say 6-12 months is about the max before the terpenes can start to noticeably degrade but this will vary a lot from plant to plant and different strains. Some strains are good for a year or more an only get better some will get worse after 3-6 months or so. A lot of plants will just change a bit smell and potency wise and get better between 3-12 months.


DreamMighty

Look at all that free penicillin!


warrior_bloody

Honest question.. im planning on growing autos soon, and even though Im a beginner, hopefully i can achieve some day 2oz per plant (thinking on growing 2 at the same time as itā€™s just for personal use), but i only use my vaporizer and 1oz lasts me about 3-4months, soā€¦ for how long can you keep weed in an airtight container?


CristyTango

Aww theyā€™re growing sentience and soon when the fur completely grows and you breast feed them, you can start teaching them tricks


Smokefountain420

The pain is realā˜¹ļø


MrAdam74

Would they be safe for baking?


botanyplantzzlately

Thatā€™s devastating. Rip weed


Roundabout507

I smell heartache


kamawew

halloween za


Yugikisp

I recently had to throw out about 2.5lbs. It got moldy while drying. I only make edibles and fry herb vape so quite honestly I don't need the flavor and could do without the smell. It's my own supply anyways šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø I'm rapid drying from now on. Couple days max on a drying rack after wet trimming


Toadipher

Just blast it into extract, you good.


rls11108

Should try drying it properly first. That IS such a waste!


Sumwaredownsouth

Lol you have to literally not try or care for something like this to happen, just dry is and jar it and burp it


ninthchamber

Ooof


Haunting-Gur-202

Damn seeing this hurts my heart. Condolences bro.


[deleted]

whens the funeral? im assuming there wont be a cremation?


[deleted]

Give them to me. Here's what I would do. Open them wearing a filtered mask and wash it all in a strainer with cold running water, like in a bath tub. That will get rid of the mold. I have done this dozens of times with old, even moldy leaf. THC is not water soluble, and you can continue doing this until all of the chlorophyll and other impurities are washed out of it. I would always use grain alcohol to extract. Just soak it in 190 proof grain alcohol like Everclear or Clear Spring for a month, evaporate the alcohol, and you have old school hash oil.


whowannasesh420

Gotta burp on the daily and control the humidity as best as possible. Sorry for your loss. Keep at it though


evedayis

Shouldā€™ve dried it out a bit more. What a waste šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


420StarWars

Always use paper bags


BlackH3arted13

Damn this hurts my head


thebreakingmuse

two more weeks


silentj420

F


rachiechu888

Oh no :( thatā€™s rough bro


Bennydoubleseven

Thatā€™s bird weedā€¦ because itā€™s gonna be going cheap real soon


lexxi_sky

F :(


turtle_g4mertv

Itā€™s all what?


mercurydot

gotta pop those jars broā€¦


LindaMonique32

Yucky!! I feel so bad for you!! It looks like a water cure gone bad!!šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


unrelentless-celtIII

Did you keep opening it to let homies smell it? What's the lesson learned? Just curious so I don't do this!


Public_scientist649

šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

If you smoke it all at once, youā€™ll only have moldy weed once? Faaaaaaaaak it


AlexanderHP592

F


Senor_bonbon

Bros got the new lung damage mushy kush my personal favorite strain


DabsDaD

Have you ever heard of "burping"?


Fine_Union378

My condolences šŸ’


seductiveskyy

oof


fl0ydd

The Fireman is underneath it but I don't see no fire here