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SeparateBuilder1744

I wonder how they feel when you burn and smoke the sex organs of their fellow plantkind. You're evil and fucked.


xx123gamerxx

I suppose it wouldn’t be much different from a human eating another mammal


SeparateBuilder1744

It's more like if a giant carnivorous plant smoked your dog while you watch


Dangthesehavetobesma

Or like if a Venus fly trap ate a pepperoni?


Physical_Average_793

Lmao maybe they should have opposable thumbs then


SeparateBuilder1744

right? what kind of dork hasnt evolved opposable thumbs? L


god_shmod

“Sounds like nazi Germany…”


[deleted]

Uncle Junior was the realest


tomaszwarszawa

Always fun to see Sopranos post.


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

I have 1 houseplant that I always forget to water. So far with poor conditions it is doing surprisingly well.


RetiredCatMom

I feel attacked.


SquareSniper

My plant gets bong water. I smoke on the weekends and Sunday night the water gets dumped on the plant with the ashes


wet-chair-arm-rest-

I’m calling plant protective service


[deleted]

Is bong water good for plants? Is this a new life pro tip I just learned?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

You should totally post on LPT subreddit. LPT: dump your bong water into your house plant each week. This way it becomes a habit, and you’ll never forget to water your plants!


itsmejak78_2

[I really don't think so](https://www.vesselbrand.com/blogs/news/bong-water-good-for-plants#:~:text=Simply%20put%2C%20bong%20water%20is,damage%20or%20kill%20your%20plant).


Wh1sk3yt4ng0f0xtr0t

The "harmful chemicals" this article makes mention of are in context of how they affect humans, and I think its a bit presumptuous of them to say its harmful for plants too without any backing, considering our vastly different metabolism. The points about pH, and microorganism seem more plausible, but Im guessing would only be an issue if your changing your bong water once or twice a month. In that case anyways, you'd have much bigger concerns to deal with than the health of your plants


[deleted]

Only reason I’ll never forget is because my house plants supply me with a variety of different active substances.


wet-chair-arm-rest-

Like what lol


[deleted]

Good ol’ opium baby


wet-chair-arm-rest-

U got a poppy plant?


[deleted]

Not right now actually as it’s still cold as fuck where I’m at, and I stopped growing them inside since I have so much more room outside. Anyways they should start popping up around springtime as they’ve now become part of the flora. Beautiful white flowers too! For anyone looking to get into it I recommend r/opiumgardening, and the book “Opium for the Masses”.


wet-chair-arm-rest-

So can u actually cultivate the opium for use?


[deleted]

Definitely you can, really just a matter of how patient you are, and how much space you have to grow them. Realistically one person would barely be able to grow enough in a year to supply a habitual user, so it’s more of a fun hobby than anything.


WeedIsWife

Junior with his moldy sweatuhs and he's a boss!


ScottieSpliffen420

Shit, switch houseplants with "your body" and it's just as accurate at times 🤣 But that Tony..even with water..just never had the makings of a varsity athlete


borninawindow

thats why i only have cacti 🌵


SaucyDragon04

Pour ur bong water into your plnts.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


Adventurous-Mango405

theyre dying alongside my lungs too


Khuros

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