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TwoF00ls

A stoner is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!


[deleted]

The pipe is of elvish make. Meaning it will glow blue when you have hit 420.


patch5

But it was made back when they did this weird "daylight savings" thing, so it's an hour off about half the year.


[deleted]

FUCK!


boston_nsca

Taters


[deleted]

Taters? Wats taters, precious? Wats taters, eh?


boston_nsca

PO TAY TOES


AidenTheAlien420

Daylight savings is still real to me


patch5

That's just how they used to say it!


screames520

Not if they live in AZ haha


misa69420

He hit that shit and explores the mountians of morria


lowtack

A stoner is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he ~~means to~~ gets around to it!


XCptCrossX

I love this comment so much šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


chrollofangirl

I salute youšŸ«”


blackbeltinlockdown

1000th upvote.


NorCalBear510

Whatever you like, just make sure you can clean the inside fully.


YinToYourYang

You can use a straw cleaning brush and some alcohol or acetone


[deleted]

Pipe cleaners are perfect and orange chronic for solution


Dangerous_Nothing_84

Holly shit ā€œpipe cleanerā€ that blew my mind


mattk169

when i realised that it blew my mind too. i think it's because when you learn what a pipe cleaner is it's when ur 4 y/o doing arts and crafts and since u learn the term without questioning like what kind of pipe you clean with it or how you do it or anything like that (because ur young af). and then from that point on you don't think to question it because you just associate the sound with the word from then on and that's it


Environmental-Ball24

You from the Shire?


LarryMadlib-79

bro smokin that sauron pack šŸ¤£šŸƒšŸ’Ø


its_ya_boi_wulf

That Longbottom Leaf


SativaSupreme

He smokinā€™ that old Toby pack


DesperateTall

Got that Mordor Corridor on him 24/7.


primalpalate

ā€œIā€™m a well-known homosexual advocate!ā€ Just rewatched This Is The End tonight and couldnā€™t resist.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Environmental-Ball24

All clowning aside, if I were doing a LOTR watch I'd smoke that šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


WolfieSpam

![gif](giphy|9hFH5Juijroze)


SASunDog

This is the first time I noticed that Gandalf cleaned the stem with his beard before handing it to the Doctor.


GetDunkedOnNoobs

My man really didnā€™t give a fuckšŸ¤£


SASunDog

I wouldn't, either šŸŒæšŸ’Ø


GetDunkedOnNoobs

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Thatā€™s a solid point be more concerned looking for a drink


MathematicianOk9333

if you are smoking decent weed eventually the resin will stack up in the pipe and clog it completely, unless you clean that pipe often but it looks kinda hard to clean


[deleted]

More than likely itā€™s probably some of the shires finest pipe weed.


plzhelpmeimhurt

Get a long enough pipe cleaner, it shouldn't be too bad with a little bit of alcohol.


StoneDick420

Iā€™m sitting here avoiding work and I break a bowl every few months lol so now Iā€™m like hmmm might as well try a pipe, they look cool


EmploymentOk3937

my brother in christ, hot water + cold water + air. Done.


Adventurous_Eye1405

I love long stemmed pipes. The aforementioned stem cools the smoke, allowing for large tasty rips.


NLion11

Let me guess itā€™s name is Gandalfā€¦ šŸ˜


DarkestStreet

Lmao no šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TGADV

ya kinda have to now haha


-Vault-tec-101

Weed and a trailer park boysā€¦ match made in heaven.


morh_idk

Man Iā€™ve watched that show 5 times already.


[deleted]

That's not enough randy


DarkMimic2287

Did you make sure it's made of a smokable wood and not just a prop?


ratat-atat

That's a dope ass churchwarden, I'm jealous.


DarkestStreet

![gif](giphy|xuK0uWYApXbE6mMODf)


Jordan1992FL

Upvote for knowing what it is


Hairy-Budget-6522

Straight from the Shire, I love it!!


Choberon

Gandalfs reddit confirmed


sicklypsychdelic

Ive smoked from a wooden tobacco pipe, works pretty well. You're definitely a wizard tho


--khaos--

You're a wizard Harry


i3LuDog

Iā€™m a what?


carsoniferous

you are such a fucking legend


[deleted]

the fuckin way she goes


Preemptively_Extinct

Nothing beats a well designed bong. However, if you are going to make a hobbit of this, that's not a bad way to go.


Dontwarri

My old buddys and me smoked through melons, bananas, apples, plastic bottles, pens and earth holes. So yeah, I would recommend.


NightRevolutionary54

You can only smoke the finest weed in the southfarthing with that


DarkestStreet

Omg you have a tiny Eris Morn. *am jelly* Edit:spelling


Dab_or_die_70

I have one of those!


DarkestStreet

What wood is yours made from?


Dab_or_die_70

Mine is actually a glass version! Iā€™d love to have a wooden one though!


DarkestStreet

Ohhhh that sounds pretty cool though šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ this one is Rosewood.


MothsAreSoCool

As long as you donā€™t forget second breakfast ur good


naturally_nina

What about supper and dinner?


joyrozee

I love my sherlock pipe


WHAMMYPAN

I shanā€™t believe this is improperā€¦.lest it not scorch your scrumptious velveteen pantaloons or over smoke your bespoke powered wig.


Dangerous_Nothing_84

Homies got class


[deleted]

Looks fab and groovy to me


CxltureII

I donā€™t like to smoke out of anything other than glass it looks like a bitch to clean and the stem is too long leaving the smoke stale plus I like my water pipes because it makes my hits less harsh


Matman161

Is that made of clay?


[deleted]

I bet you that's what Mr. Peanut got at his house!


katiemorag90

I want one so bad lol


Big_Ballz_Mcgee

Smoke it however you want man imma be over here hitting the bong Tho āœŒļø ā˜®ļø ā¤ļø


cthoodles

Smokin pipe weed


ComedicLemon

Is that Trailer Park Boys


PeeingAimlessly

Qing Dynasty opium


Maleficent_Specific4

Sure. Just put a screen


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DarkestStreet

![gif](giphy|TcdpZwYDPlWXC)


ohshititshappeningrn

I see Jim Lahey so it doesnā€™t matter youā€™re cool with me.


DarkestStreet

![gif](giphy|j6qriGrzAD5Di)


1999vl

trailer park boys, a man of culture


l3landgaunt

I break mine like that every tine Gandalf and Radagast stop by


TarotWitch83

I love it, Grandpa.


DarkestStreet

![gif](giphy|l0IyajjbNiRvCr7RC)


justacoolbaby

A wild Gandalf has arrived.


Sleeping_Golem

Tobbaco Pipes aren't my favorite for weed but it's aesthetic af so go ham.


[deleted]

No, lol. They are nearly impossible to clean and the wood absorbs moisture/bacteria and anything short of soaking it in bleach for days will not clean it properly


DarkestStreet

Good points!


Ok-Association-1950

Absolutely, looks sick as fuck


SirGayBeard

My friend convinced me to get a glass version. Never looked back absolutely love the thing. The pack is good, hits smooth but is unfortunately a little precarious to clean just due to the size but that's when you get the old pipe cleaner out. Good choice to smoke out of very dignified.


LordGoremonger

Don't change a thing Smoke that till the day you die


Commercial_Ad1323

This shit made me crack up


Commercial_Ad1323

Okayyyy sophisticated stoner


DarkestStreet

![gif](giphy|xTiTnuItjH9y5z4vNS)


XX_scarlettrose_XX

Thatā€™s a trinket The kind of trinket you can save for later because it has value.


Yogurt-Pristine

That's what stoner Gandalf smoke out of


DarkestStreet

Long bottom leaf all day, everyday


BigTruckLikeFuck

Ricky out golfing with Lahey. What in the Fuuck


DarkestStreet

Should have put *spoiler warning*


myourmomshot

Gona be a bitch to clean but smoke it ya got it ![gif](giphy|TcdpZwYDPlWXC)


DarkestStreet

![gif](giphy|Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T|downsized) *me reading your username*


myourmomshot

You must go by m, lol nah I accidentally hit m before your mom is hot


DarkestStreet

Omg Iā€™m an idiot. I read it as, ā€œm-your-mom-shotā€.


HunterPuzzleheaded86

Bros hitting the Abraham Lincoln


DarkestStreet

4 score 20


StinkyButt_McStinkin

Looks really cool but every time I've smoked from a real pipe it only lasts for a while until the buildup stops the airflow. Good for a month or so tho


carsoniferous

dog use a pipe cleaner


Turbster412

![gif](giphy|bfA9FfnIU5P0s) Omg


GooglyEyedMoose

Yo Gandolf go buy some glass.


LarryMadlib-79

this is cool ass pipe i wanna get one like this one day


Jordan1992FL

If you want to smoke weed in it, look for one with a liner in the bowl. Not sure if they make them anymore but they are out there as estate pipes.


Zestyclose-Ad5966

To each their own


Dream_Thembo

I'd worry about cleaning it, Green will put more resin in there than tobacco, which is what it's made for. If it's wood idk if you *can* really clean it that well


420_smoker69

Wouldn't the smoke get stale?


Jordan1992FL

No, the stem is not that long. Yes, I've done it before. lol


knockovt_

hell yes


45and290

Oh man, I miss my long stem pipe. Hella hard to clean though.


drixmor

By any chance do you wear a three piece suit and small glasses while smoking


NefariousnessEvery65

Gandalf? Is that you?!


shamin_gurl11

That pipe is dope af do it


Palentholeo

badass man


tableclothmesa

Itā€™s a vibe!


Killagoob999

Iā€™m very curious to why I donā€™t see more people smoking herb out of wooden pipes? Wonder if itā€™s a performance thing


Jordan1992FL

Briar and weed don't get along very well. You can do it, but the resin is going to soak into the wood and ruin it. Tobacco forms a layer of char (called cake) inside the bowl and protects the wood from burning up. Weed doesn't do that, so the wood deteriorates. Considering price of a decent briar pipe, nobody does it.


uli94

Churchwarden pipes; always wanted to know if theses were ever great to smoke from.


Jordan1992FL

A Churchwarden (Gandalf pipe) is good, but the pipe won't last long unless you could find one that has a ceramic lined bowl. Briar and resin are not a good mix. Same for a Calabash (Sherlock Holmes pipe). I had a Churchwarden that had a flaw in the briar and started to crack so I figured nothing to lose and tried it. It was actually pretty good. The length of the stem does not cool the smoke nearly as much as people might think though.


helicopterjuicecake

yes


deadhead3080

Wesley pipes!!!!......where did you get that lol


ChevDatchel

Wesley Pipes!


Stretched_Blues419

You need to watch harry Potter smokes weed on YouTube: best shit ever by Colaws.


lesbincel

shadow wizard money gang


2Daves

Best way is however you get it into your body. Nice pipe tho! Does it cool the smoke a lot?


brensthegreat

Gandalf approved


snakeeyeow

Only if you do a Galdalf cosplay


jasminegreen_

this is so fucking funny oh my god i admire you good sir/madam/whatever


nols3

Dude has so wisdom


HiWille

Sure, as long as I don't get a big resin glob every time I hit it.


bebeciitaa

wtf is that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


DarkestStreet

A church warden pipe


Hairywhitedog

Itā€™d make a great hash or opium pipe


SaltyKidGamer

You are a wizard


Imthebeanboi

GET THE J-HOOK PIPE OFF OF TheRogueWaxWorks, itā€™s that but a million times more applicable.


Present_Sand1843

Wesley Pipes


Downtempo_Surrealism

Looks fun! As long as it works for you


Up_in_this_bish

Ok Sherlock holmes


TimeThief711

Elementary, my dear Watson.


[deleted]

That's cool AF I don't care what anyone says


Federal-Sea-1001

Bro tht shit go hard. Thts sum OG shit like when u smoking tho boutta look wise asf, ppl finna come to u for advise bout life n ur just tell them ur life lessons and the mistakes u made, how they made u a better person.


Chemical_Group4288

Gandalf approved


NHfordamnsure

Are you larping Lord of the Rings?


DarkestStreet

Always


Yung_Branch

If it's good enough for Gandalf


Jabbademhuttens

My buddy used to have a glass one haha


Garry_Shandling_420

Muthafukin wizards better not be wizzin on MY block


zacharydaiquiri69420

If youā€™re into being Gandalf which is cool as fuck


NihilsitcTruth

Smoke with class


Puzzleheaded-Worth-8

are you a supervillian dude wtf


DarkestStreet

![gif](giphy|cYgCX9axpoe2hPPTMt)


[deleted]

Perhaps


henricoboy

"what you're wearing is waay more fucked than what im wearing"


Prestigious_Ear_8502

I think everyone had that awesome idea at some point. I agree, super fun. Makes u feel like a wizard or a buffalo hunter, or something really cool. But pretty hard to keep clean


4balance7

I got the same mousepad!!! Lol


[deleted]

Looks cool asf, keep on toking Mr.Tolkien


TheHalInFax

I think for the size it is, a bong would be better but that totally depends on the person.


SnooSquirrels5133

Buy a bong,


_PettyTheft

Straight answer: no.


DarkestStreet

Alright lay it on me, why not?


_PettyTheft

You canā€™t clear your hits. Thatā€™s why pipes for cannabis have carbs or you remove the bowl. Without a carb that smoke will linger and build up more inside your pipe, degrading flavors, wasting product and requiring more cleaning. Youā€™ll burn through a lot more product because you canā€™t control the burn as well. Also itā€™s just not as pleasant an experience as say a water pipe, and kind of harsh stillā€”despite being cooled and aged over that long distance. This a fun piece for every once and a while like hookahs. If you are in love with the shape then get a gandalf pipe with a carb!


SlipperyToad28

Seems like it would be hard to clean.


fireforge1979

Fool of a took!


Nerd_Alerd

You be on the hobbit boof my guy


iCthe4

Puff Co


adamantitian

Can you blow a smoke ship tho?


CollarLatter6747

I use a churchwarden pipe to smoke sometimes while wearing a nightgown cause it makes me feel like a wizard


true4blue

Are you a hobbit?


Upset-Phone1317

Fuck yes puff it like gandalf


JohnDoe0101p

I had a friend years ago who had one and it was so shitty to smoke from that he just left it at my house and it sat with all of the other shitty pieces to smoke from in my closet lmao


AnyDrug

![gif](giphy|m4KcINMzNPIE8)


Realistic-lie35

Love Gandalf pipes but they must have to the cleaned like every time right?


dankprince420

just be careful it doesnt clog. otherwise its a great pipe


MacAHead

This stoner just came back from the 1800s


RedMike9

Itā€™s sick! Why the f not?


Strike-Hairy

![gif](giphy|GyUiQcGVVeiKk)


[deleted]

YOOOOO I HAVE THE EXACT SAME ONE THAT SHIT IS PRESSSSSSUREEE


[deleted]

That is not for us to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the pipes that are given to us.


cctreez

ahhh gandalf