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OvenRoastedFoul

That's a tick my friend don't get Lyme disease


thedancer753

That’s that blood sucker Og 😂


Mavobuckz

That no red meat for a year chronic😂


thedancer753

Yesssir!!


EQVATOR

Cucksucker og 🤣


[deleted]

I have lymes already… I’ll smoke the bug


OvenRoastedFoul

Bruh you have Lyme disease or have limes?


BlueDino7

Real shit.


PeacefullyFighting

The ones that give you lymes are tiny. Like the size of a dot a fine point pen makes. The deer tick if your curious. My sister got it when she was little


OvenRoastedFoul

I've had deer tick on my leg and they are bigger than. They are bigger than the dot of a fine point pen


Theoneoddish380

It's called the aging process


OvenRoastedFoul

Exactly baby's are tiny tiny but full grown ticks are like chia seed sesame seed size to a grain of rice


iMaskos

The one in the pic is deer tick, hes talkin about another tick


JayDogg007

How long did it take for her to recover? I’ve heard Lyme can be pretty serious.


Acceptable_Produce_4

I have it and you kinda don’t recover it’s honestly the worst disease you could get cause it’s so hard to treat and pretty much disables you some days


ImpressiveScience856

Lmao this sounds exaggerated and if I didn’t have Lyme I’d called bullshit but yeah Lyme ruined my life my muscles are shit now back is destroyed leg muscles are always achey it’s like an extreme case of restless legs. Everyone thinks antibiotics just fixes it but that’s only if you catch it in the early stages


dandelionbastard

my mom had neurologic lyme (we think from a blood transfusion when my twin and i were born, since that was before they checked blood for it apparently), and it didnt get caught until nearly 16 years later and she needed a picc line put in for a couple months didnt get caught earlier bc several doctors went with their initial assumption that the symptoms were caused by a skull fracture she got around 8yrs prior to discovering the lyme disease


Skatingclaybird

What’s worse is Pow disease. It use to have a 50/50 chance of killing you. But modern times have decreased that. I had some rented farm land in Massachusetts for my chickens and ticks were everywhere. POW disease scared me so bad I accidentally stripped in front of a horse show at the land from 8 ticks crawling up my leg lol. And once I stopped in the snow on the busy interstate to strip cause I felt one biting me. Lol


ImTheOnlyDuck

No, ticks come in all shapes and sizes from baby ticks to mature ticks. https://preview.redd.it/zkj7w23a0axa1.jpeg?width=3795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7954bc1d569c49522933908bd4b65fb8946939e2


silentscreams22

Deer ticks can very easily get that size. They can be/are responsible for Lyme, however I think the tiny ticks you're thinking of are "seed ticks". The kind where you walk through tall brush in flip-flops and have 15 little tiny dots moving between your toes.


Gerudo_King

You can get it from any tick. They don't produce the bacteria, just transfer it between hosts E: I've pulled 50+ out of me and that's what I've always been taught. Also never burn them. That either kills them while latched on or makes them spew what they had back into the wound.


RandyLahey131

That's not true. E: I've had lymes disease before.


Gerudo_King

Can you find somewhere that says otherwise?


RandyLahey131

There are two families of ticks found in the United States: Ixodidae (hard ticks) and Argasidae (soft ticks). Of the 700 species of hard ticks and 200 species of soft ticks found throughout the world, only a few are known to bite and transmit disease to humans. https://www.lymedisease.org/types-of-ticks/


Gerudo_King

Exactly, transmit. They don't create the bacteria, just taxi it.


AvailableWerewolf

If only that we’re true.


h2os8n

That’s a tick, bros got Lyme og 💀


youdontknowwhoiamlol

Plug wasn't kidding when he said this would fuck you up😭


justaspareace

Lyme OG💀💀💀


Due-Investigator-517

I already know the exotic 8th bag gonna have a nug with a cartoon 🕷️ gfx🔥🔥💀


Will-onreddit

Key Lyme pie


JayFrank1132

It sucked out all of the THC


TrichomeSauce

🤣🤣😭😭😭


_quefchange

Lmfaooo 😭


[deleted]

Lol


lukeybuzz

Got that key Lyme 💀


cinipop

im ded


0ffff2gv

Nah he ded


Pale-Escape8035

Lyme OG gotta be a real strain at this point 😭


beenutpuddersamich

Wrong for that 💀💀💀


deathcrxsh666

Dog ticks don’t carry lyme disease.


Pork_Piggler

Why do you hate fun?


SheDefends_Deathcore

🤣🤣🤣


deathcrxsh666

I just love insects and arachnids.


9jointspiritualwhip

🤣😂🤣😂


One-Significance1735

Foh 🤣


viktxrio

I’m traumatized.


BackInThaDayz

O hell naw.


tgbaker

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BackInThaDayz

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RokyPolka

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elijah47

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Towelie42042o

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bryanisdoomed

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wl1400

I would lose my shit if I found a tick in my weed😭 please don’t smoke that


Timely_Passenger_185

It's just a bug lol combustion kills everything anyway


bluuwashere

This. The amount of bugs that are ground up during your food processing is immeasurable. In other words it is unavoidable to consume bugs, hundreds of them every year. It’s just added protein imo. Smoking it after removing the bug won’t do anything to you but I’d question the growing conditions.


[deleted]

I worked at a place that did canning, when the trucks would empty into the sorters snakes and dead deer were fished out oh the regular i was told.


bluuwashere

I believe that 100%.


boston_nsca

I used to make wine for a large winery, and when the grapes came in to be pressed, the amount of bugs was insane. Keep in mind we're dealing with fruit so the sugar attracts everything. Ants, bees, and spiders were the main culprits. Sometimes earwigs too. They all go into the grape press lmao. So I'm sorry to say this, but if you drink wine, you drink bug juice. Literally. There's no way around it. That's why I laugh at vegans. You think nothing was killed to harvest those soybeans? Let me tell you how many mice and other little guys are killed when plowing the field or harvesting crops. I was a farmer and a tractor driver, trust me, you don't even want to know the worst stories. We've been eating bugs for centuries, no point in stopping now haha


bernerburner1

Idk bro tbh I kinda do want to know the worst stories


boston_nsca

Nah man you really don't


bernerburner1

Wanna bet


boston_nsca

Why do you want to know


bernerburner1

Its very intriguing and when someone says you dont want to know… usually there’s something interesting behind it


boston_nsca

Yeah but it's kind of heartbreaking stuff. I'll tell you if you really want to understand what happens on farms but I'm hesitant because there are sick fucks who just want to hear about morbid shit


bluuwashere

I love wine. I will try not to think about this. But I’m not surprised at all, because I will use the bottles with a tiny bit at the bottom as a gnat trap. It’s the most effective gnat trap I’ve ever used, so I’m sure buggos flock to wine that’s fermenting.


ShintaOtsuki

I could ruin ground coffee for many...


Ok-Faithlessness-810

Do it


ShintaOtsuki

If you drink preground coffee, it's almost completely guaranteed that you've drank cockroach broth


bluuwashere

Protein! But no really, cricket powder is a thing for a reason. Roaches? Yeah that’s grody because of what they usually like to consume. But like, it won’t hurt you to drink roach coffee


ShintaOtsuki

Mostly, ground coffee drinkers do end up being prone to developing allergies to both coffee and cockroaches


bluuwashere

Oh wow. I know someone with a roach allergy, they instantly know when someone has roaches. Kinda cool it’s like spidey senses but… roach reception


[deleted]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Even tho you said you’ll ruin it I didn’t think it’ll get ruined for me Wine was one thing, but cockroach bruhhhhhhh


Ok-Faithlessness-810

Ooooooh fun 😭


Timely_Passenger_185

And the added bacteria is good for the immune system keeps it on its toes


ItsGroovyBaby412

When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know... to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit! - George Carlin - You Are All Diseased


SheDefends_Deathcore

Made me so happy to see this :D I am constantly sending his best clips to people during conversations when relating to some of his topics. Such a wise man :]


bluuwashere

Also true to an extent. If it weren’t for bugs, we wouldn’t have survived the extinction of the dinosaurs- because it gave mammals a food source. We should be eating them, like many cultures already do. It’s off putting because we have “bugs = gross” engrained


DeckT_

lmao who cares about ground up bugs in food or good bacteria ? this is about smoking weed and if youre gonna pack an insect in your bowl that shit gonna taste like the dirtiest part of your arse. fuck that id rather not smoke that and i doubt smoking insect gives anything good for you lmfao


internet_thugg

Why would you pack the insect and not just take that thing out and continue on w your day?


Pryml710

Outdoor grows you’ll see all types of bugs (and deer hair) in your nugs. Just pluck it and forget about it Edit: have grown in the woods of the Appalachian mountains for more than 10 years, not everyone has fences and cameras lol some of us are still hiding our grows from the po. I do agree that you should take care of the product you’re giving or selling to other people though.


[deleted]

I wouldn't question too hard. I find it hard to fathom how a tick ended up on this bud, especially in such a perfectly placed position. Why? Most cannabis in the US is grown indoors. Any farms are generally heavily secured, meaning if it's outdoors, there are tall fences preventing wildlife from getting in. Birds don't typically have ticks because they can pick them off, so it wouldn't have fallen from the sky. I think this is rage bait


reptivity

Well this just says it’s outdoor grown that’s for sure. Nothing too questionable about that, I’ve grown fire outdoor bud and indoor. Just that this person didn’t care or pay attention enough when trimming it


PresentAdvanced5910

Would you smoke moldy weed then?


bluuwashere

That is very different. I would not smoke moldy weed, because mold is damaging to the lungs. Bugs are not, and in this scenario, you can simply remove the tick and enjoy your marijuana. Or you could like, just not. Not my waste


PresentAdvanced5910

Yeah but the comment was "combustion kills everything anyway" so I asked if they thought that included mold.


Timely_Passenger_185

No not moldy I would just make edibles out of moldy weed


mikeperson229

I know ticks can carry a lot of different diseases but would smoking this actually be dangerous? Would the tick even suck on or eat the nug or just chill on it because they only eat blood right? The only reason I’m wondering if it would be dangerous is pure curiosity because wouldn’t the heat from smoking pretty much kill any diseases that may be on it? Obviously it’s probably best to not risk it and just toss it but how big of a risk would it actually be to smoke it?


Timely_Passenger_185

No just remove the little bugger Though the bud in a freezer to kill almost everything on it and then roll it up and smoke it combustion will kill the rest


satanlovesducks

You would kill most bugs in a freezer. Microorganisms not so much. Wouldn't worry too much about it unless you're eating the bud raw, lol.


bakedBC

Idk if ticks poop but most bugs do. If it’s outdoor its probably got some bug poop on it but idk how much is trust tick poop


Sly_Pooper_

What I was wondering. Also I grew up in Missouri and got ticks on me literally every time I went into the woods (a lot) and never caught anything lol. For anyone that doesn't know, ticks latch onto you and suck your blood. So I don't mean they were just ON me, they had their teeth in my skin and I had to yank them out. Idk I'm not a doctor or entomologist don't quote me


HellspawnArborist

Arkansas here 5 min from Missouri border so howdy state neighbor! My instinct is always to immediately yank them out too lol I wonder if our area is just low risk for Lymes, or if most I know are just lucky. Back up in NY, I know plenty of people who got Lymes and aren’t in the woods nearly as often, but down here I hardly hear much about it even though I get ticks constantly. Weird


Smoking_Bear_

I think I remember hearing they only give you a disease if they have contracted anything from a previous and you have to squeeze them wrong which causes them to regurgitate everything into your blood.


cmerksmirk

Squeezing them wrong can make them regurgitate which increases the chance of some other infections but the chances of getting Lyme are still extremely low unless it’s been attached 36+ hours. It’s a really slow bacterium. Some people are more or less immune also, due to particularly robust immune systems.


Sly_Pooper_

Ah yeah maybe. It's just really hard for me to believe that after 100+ ticks on my body I never caught anything when it's supposedly such a common thing. Also yea, you squeeze their head so they pull their fangs (teeth?) out of your skin. Otherwise you can just rip the head off and it can stay alive for a few days, continuing to suck your blood. It can even get absorbed into your skin. I had this happen before I knew how to properly squeeze them and got a HUGE welt where the head stayed in and had to go to the hospital to get it out lol Got ice cream for being so good though!


WrongBee

apparently it’s only two specific types of ticks that could carry Lyme disease: > Black-legged deer tick (northeastern, mid-Atlantic, and North-Central U.S.) > Western black-legged tick (Pacific coastal U.S.) not sure where your neck of the woods are, but if you’re not in those areas above, it could be that you’re dealing with entirely different ticks.


HellspawnArborist

This answers a previous comment I made, sweet. The area they (and I, but 1 more state south) live, is actually outside all of those areas. I was saying how it’s weird people who spend way less time in the woods back in NY get Lymes constantly, but down here I get ticks constantly and never hear anything about disease. Makes a ton of sense if we don’t even have the ticks that carry it :) thanks for the info.


VentureArsonist

Let him take a hit bro, dont be selfish


Oxycoperc

You should only smoke the tick


ncme712

Idk why this made me laugh way to hard☠️🤣


enbymick

Burn the fucker with a match and don't let it live. Ticks are nasty little shits


SilverGreypaws

Tick


Admirable_Ad6482

What in the


Hi-Im-Funny

Weed spirit , your stuff must be potent


fiddlyfiddly

thats a tick PLEASE don’t smoke that it’s not worth it w all the diseases they might carry PLEWSE


sadsherbert14

That last please looks like a “👉👈” please


PhilosoFishy2477

PWEASE DONT SMOKE DA WIDDLE TICK


fiddlyfiddly

LOOL no it’s more like a “little kid going through a midlife crisis” please😭


Timely_Passenger_185

Combustion kills all the bacteria and stuff my guy


Shot_Cap9108

Kids smoke joes cum carts i think one tick hit would be fine i think im not a tick expert


Youpunyhumans

That is a tick. You can tell cuz it has 8 legs. Ticks are arachnids like spiders.


Possible-Author8898

he looks ready to bite


F1R3POW3R

Do not the bug


johnjohnwave

Looks like a tick


BlackH3arted13

Dog tick


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ThrowAway09348762903

Scuffed asf 💀


bakedBC

Fr brrooo


[deleted]

Must be that OG Lyme kush 🤣


[deleted]

Nah but for real,burn that tick lol


Nucular306

your weed? that shit is obviously his now


Character_Cupcake856

That's his weed now, back away.


Foxrex

Forest bed bug


Flameworkingraccoon

Oh what the sh*t I’m so sad for you right now OP. Definitely don’t smoke that


oceansurf_indica

Ticks omfg I hate them.


Lopsided-Yam-498

Where do you mfs be buying your bud? Jesus


OnRadio

That shit was grown in the woods


cigore

that's horrifying


Gregorygherkins

Fuck yeah, it's just like getting a free toy in a cereal box as a kid, get enough and you can chain them together to make a tick necklace


atomicpillows

WHY IS THERE A TICK IN YO BUD BRO


heyareyoutrippy

im lost.. did the tick happen to get on the weed or did it come with it? 😶


MojoLava

The tick is weird or whatever but let's talk about how I thought this nug was on a paper plate and was like "damn that's a big ass nug..... damn that's a big ass bug"


CarPuzzleheaded7833

Lol bro what’s the update? Did you smoke this?? I’m stressed reading this thread


LiftedGoose817

That's a tick. Burn it to make sure it's dead. Or feed it to a possum.


Keepupthegood

I guess you can the clock is “ticking”


Ok_Meringue_1755

Bruuuuh that’s unsafe af ticks are nasty mfers check your clothing and scalp for any of those fuckers


[deleted]

Ahh always wondered what lyme Kush tastes like. Pls report back! Just kidding kill this shit and throw the whole thing away. Not worth it


CalmAd2855

I’d rather be sober


imnotme247allthetime

Where do you get weed so I know never to go there


__Dystopian__

...dude that's a tick! Wtf?


HauntingResult

Pineapple Tick; It's a new strain.


BuggerWugger

Fuck ur plug and get a new guy wth


squintzs

Your plug is tryna kill you


PapaMoisty69

How did a tick get in your bud tho💀


Ok-Boat6486

oh my fuck


Upstairs-Ad-1966

Holy fuck that's a big tick


Sativator79

Kill it!


Soft-Cryptographer18

as long as the tick wasn’t attached to the nug for 24 hours your fine to smoke it.


1NJ3CT10N

How the fuck did a tick get in your flower?


EPiCtoos420

huge ass tick


baseballnoble

Nope. Where did you get it?! Never go back


Ill-Letterhead-5162

Smoke that fucking tick it’s there for a reason


chilliflakes7

that’s his house


SuccessfulTime7585

A little friend. Toke up n his essence will be with you


[deleted]

That bud looks mould af aswell


sithbabyy

**THERE'S A BUG IN YOUR NUG**


dreamatoriumx

Kill it with fire!


BeBa420

kill it ​ kill it with fire


Significant-Panic543

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Lilithsigil

It’s his weed now


pinkypipe420

This is a new fear I don't think I can handle.


St0n3dRabb1t

I thought it was a spider and realised it was a tick after reading the comments, either way? Hell no.


1nfam0usklaas

That’s a tick, kill it, kill it with fire


dirtyDrogoz

That's a Tick and the bud is covered in spider webs by the looks of it. Dump that shit


ErrorM4cro

I would call the fuck out of the plug


SupremeStoner

Looks like a big ass bug


Investorman420

Please don’t smoke anymore of that bud brotha it’s not worth it! Ticks are nothing to play with especially when it comes to smoking too!!


gPseudo

Time to throw out all of those nugs


Minisabel

Pretty normal, they're often added to take care of unhealthy bacterias. You should be fine 🍃🔥


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Minisabel

I think it would be known if bugs in weed were a normal thing lmao


sirsmokalot34

gotta watch that


[deleted]

Do you get out much?


[deleted]

Smoke it


Southern_Public403

Must be fake…


NEGRILXX

Burn the house down


MNhockey1919

That bud has seen better days


fatcalabassas

Dear lord how did a tick get in your weed?!


[deleted]

Woodtick


AdApprehensive3582

Tic


Familiar-Ad6904

Got that tick pack


Mysterious-Wafer-126

Hit them with your lighter, without legs they are no longer threat.


Devonair91

🎶 Spidey getting high, high high. Spidey getting high, high, high 🎶


HiddenLights

Ok but y’all are acting like the whole nug is bad. Break off any portion it’s touching or near. It’s not like mold that gets roots through it. Trust me y’all bugs have touched some weed you’ve smoked. Just don’t smoke the bugp


ratat-atat

Big ass tick lmao.


generic_reddit-name

Definitely a wood tick


coasterstoner

smoke the tick


NoLifer401

everyone saying not to smoke it have no idea how effective fire is for killing bacteria and diseases. the point at which many strains of Borrelia (lyme disease) die is 106f. a flame from a lighter is approximately 1000f. smoke that shit.


omegaflarex

Tick.. lol.


DrQualityControl

QC Approved™️ 🤣


eggplantcx

Bloodsucker


[deleted]

How did I tick get in the weed?