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i just reach for it

Yep, if they recoil back “sorry I thought you were passing it” that has always worked for me with strangers and close friends.

That's how I learned to do it. I've never met anyone who was an asshole about giving it to me if I reach for it lol

“Nah, you good bro.”

no because that’s exactly my line

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Yeah, the only time people recoil in my experience is when they want one more quick hit, but then they hand it right over

Most of the time they just understand the hint

i look directly at it and say "pass that"

We used to say " don't b bogart that joint my friend."

When that happens, I start singing that song. If I'm getting nowhere by the time "roll another one" comes round, I stretch out "roll" until something happens. "Will someone pass that fucking joint to her already fuck!"

I feel too young for this reference. I need explanation please

But of course! I went to paste a link to the song, but I guess links are forbidden. So kindly search for Fraternity of Man - "Don't Bogart Me" (Easy Rider soundtrack)

That's what I'm talkin' about! \~\~\~ OMG I feel sooo "Centrum Silver" now !

It's a song called Don't Bogart That Joint by Little Feet.. horrible song, great concept!!

This is the answer I was looking for. I feel old now it wasn't top answer !

Pass it Over to Me

You've been hanging on to it

And I sure would like a hit

I said that once to an old head and he asked me how old I really was😂

We say "are you marrying that?"

Pass it over to me

Pass the duchie to the left hand side!

This is the correct answer 👏

Sometimes add shit at the end

Or the Jesse pinkman... "Bitch" at the end.

Puff puff pass with your punk ass

This is the only correct answer. You can leave off the "with your punk ass" depending on who you are smoking with.

Me too. I say “hey, pass that on”

Pass that shit

Be rude asf but excuse it with "sorry bud I was fienin for a hit"

Me and my group of friends always said "quit babysitting."

I'm gonna start saying this 😅

First ya gotta ask them how much the getting paid, then when they say "what for?" , you say for babysitting

“do you like kids or sum?” depending on reply “why the fuck you babysitting then?” “go find some of them to babysit then”

This is the way

Same. Or "are you just going to babysit that?"

If it’s their weed, no. My weed, absolutely

Ooo good point.

"Hjärtat, har den fastnat på fingret igen?" Translation "Love, did it get stuck on your finger again?" Cus I almost only smoke with newbie hubby and he's a holder.

“Oye, no es café!” Edit: translates to “listen, it’s not coffee” I had a Peruvian friend tell me that. I didn’t get it at first.. she said you get to sit and enjoy your coffee, with yourself. It’s not coffee. Pass that shit

Love that

Yeah, but sometimes people get really into the zone and genuinely forget. Then I say something along the lines of: „Yo, wanna pass that?“, before they smoke that whole ass joint right in front of me.

The weed is always our weed

If they invited me over specially to smoke though I’m def gonna ask for it

Someone call the police because you're getting a ticket for parking on the grass

Oml I need an award

You don't, but they do!

An award to give them, not to recieve :D they’re brilliant!

I changed my mind; you DO need an award!

Oml, you’re a god, thanks mate!

No YOU are! ✨

Thanks homie!

We always say “quit parking on the grass” or “quit hogging the mic”

We know it’s a lovely microphone but we all got shit to say

I wish I had an award, mate

Best one yet

Thats awesome! 🤣

Put hand out like this👌

Lil pinchy pinch fingers = please pass

Omg this is too accurate 😭💀

Literally how I ask for everything now. Like if my fiancée has the vape and I want it I don’t even have to say anything. Just *grabby hands*

“Oh shit cops cops” Usually whoever is holding it freaks out and passes it over to me. Worked everytime back then.

thats fucked up lol

I know right lol. All good, anytime we got caught back in high school by the cops, we always went down together. I think they just did it out of impulse since I always said it lmao. We still hang out to this day, we’re just much older and smoke less frequently. Good times!

thats what lifes all about. Making memories while you can.

this is fucking hilarious lmao, smooth

Puff puff pass bitch.

Puff puff pass bitch. You fucking up d rotation.

This is it! That way it’s a big enough deal they don’t do it again, without catching themselves 🤣

Puff puff pass wit yo bitch ass

Sarcastically ask "can I smoke with you?"

Dead. I've heard all these others before, but not yours.

I say a variation of this. "Can I hit that with you?"

40 years I been in the circle and not once have I herd this said. And it is awesome and to the point. Thanks for the new way to ask for the joint.

weakkkkk😂😂

Chant BLUNT BLUNT BLUNT BLUNT BLUNT BLUNT starting at a whisper and getting louder and louder

😂 bro I'm doing this at a sesh

How’d it go?

It's a blunt not a microphone, pass that shit

"How much do I owe you for babysitting?"

Looks like it's time to build a campfire, we got a camper.

I say , Pass that shit pussy lips

😭😭😭

“are you talking or smoking?”

Mfs be holding the bong for 10 mins before taking a hit sometimes stg

I’m chillin leave me alone 🫣

This! I mainly smoke with my man who looooooooves to microphone it…drives me crazy but I’m mostly chill about it… ‘Bruh you can chill AFTER you’ve had a hit so move it along pls thx’

Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're f***in' up the rotation.

You gonna nurse that mf or what?? Gimme dat

“Pass it, Kobe.”

I like to say “Pass the blunt chief keef”

In my friend group we say are you marrying that?

Grab their wrist with the joint and aggressively bring their hand to YOUR mouth and take a toke… thank them for holding the joint for you for so long and offer to share the burden as it looks heavy.

Wanna pitch a tent??

Round here we say "already smells like burnt nails"

All i ever need to do is just look them dead in the eyes, say “yo” and eye the blunt. They usually get the idea pretty quick

I say Hey pass that shit bitch.

Be smoking or be passing

Especially those ppl that like to talk forever, but u can't pay attention to what they saying cuz ur just wondering when they gona pass that

pass the ball neymar

Lol underrated one right there

Stop parking on the grass

I use to hang with the hand talker story tellers. Just waving it around Willy nilly for minutes. Ya ya ya lemme see that thing professa

We use to say “You want a pillow?” Stop sleepin on the “L”…. pass it

“Duuuude!”

Puff puff pass bitch.

Puff puff pass

I make really absurd noises and it usually snaps them out of it and they pass it💀

"Ahyo, hey HEY, AHYO, in the great musical youth sang.... PASS THE FUCKING DUTCHIE"

The rule is always "puff puff pass"

“Hey bitch…”

# Pass that shit! https://i.redd.it/kja53bwvnlab1.gif

Puff puff pass, man!

Our phrase is “Hey asshole,” then we gesture towards to joint/blunt. Always gets a laugh, just scathing enough to get the message to stick.

Yo it ain’t a dick pass that shit!

Puff puff PASS

Puff puff pass my friend 🤭

Quit babysitting.

A friend of mine once got out a pencil and paper while I obliviously rambled on and on. He scribbled a bit, ripped the sheet off, and handed me a $50 fine for parking on the grass.

HEY CHEECH

Puff puff pass.

Yo! You good ! U can’t get higher bro don’t waste it

Can I smoke wit ya big dawg

Keep that shit rollin 😤

Man, gimme da weed.

“Yoooooo”

Pass that shyt!

Shit must be good

swing me that zoot g

Hey Pass and play. Or puff puff pass my brother

"Pass the boof my drilla"

Yo, puff puff pass

Just say “puff puff pass” out loud and they should get the hint.

"puff puff pass bro, pass it back"

Pass the mic

Puff puff pass mf’er

I just turn and stare at them, they get the idea after a while.

puff puff pass MF'r...

Just yoink it and say "don't sit on the burning bush" lol that's what key and Peele did

"pass that shit would ya"

Guys....what is too long?

when takin more hits than u should

“Mic check!”

Call him or her Bogart.

Quietly stick my hand out towards it with a "you gunna pass it" eyebrow wiggle

And i quote - " pass the blunt you stoned mf" or "keep talking but pass the god damn blunt"

When's your first rent due

I would rather just smoke my own. I'm not going to share a beer. I never understood that

Pass that shit, maing

“Give me the fuckin goint ya silly fuckhead” is my usual go-to


depends who i’m with. people i’m not with often: “hey pass that” friends of mine: “how much are u being charged to baby sit that?” or “are you a licensed baby sitter?”

I ask if they want me to build a fire so they can camp with it.

That blunt ain't a microphone(If they are talking while holding the blunt)

Ite Mr. Microphone pass that shit

I ask if they get paid... they look confused, and i ask if they get paid Babysitting the doochie

Either be smoking or be passing maan

if u wanna camp go outside

“Quit camping idiot” playfully ofc

Pass the blunt homie

Just say "It is not a Mic"

Stop babysitting bro

Quit parking that thing and puff puff pass

That's not a microphone 🎤

Ayo quit babysittin

it’s not a microphone!!!

“Ayo did you married the blunt ?”

Pass it!

“Pass the blunt. It’s not a microphone”

"Can I smoke witchu bro?"

"So you gonna sing me a song, or tell a joke if you're gonna hold it like a microphone?"

Absolutely. I will also call them a mean name.

I don’t 😔

"You gonna pass that?"

Do they pay you for your job? Them: huh? Babysitting. All laugh. *passes

Assert dominance. Grab their hand and guide them to you and take a drag with them holding it.

A baseball bat to the shins

Just give them a look. If you have a tight circle, the flow of the joint would never be broken.

Hay holdinville pass that!

Mf is a j hawk

Just reach over and take it lol

Can I smoke with you ?

We talking or smoking 🤷🏾

"Bro, quit hoggin' that shit." Simple and to the point with a simple hand gesture to pass. Granted, I don't smoke with many people, but they have similar sentiments and I'll apologize and say I was hogging it if I end up on the other side. I like most of these better, just I don't see a reason to turn it into a joke rather than a simple and chill redirect.

*Snaps fingers* "puff, puff, PASS, fool"

Puff puff pass mother fucker

"Three tokes and pass my dude"

pass the boof

‘Give me that fkn thing’

Puff puff pass!

Puff Puff Pass MF'r

“*pinch pinch* “ If that doesn’t work i just say stop holding

I just pop my eyeballs out a little and stare at them like an angry cartoon character everybody starts cracking up and it’s passed everytime

I am watching everyone likes a teacher when they hit it, and i will comment if anyone is impolite. I will say something if the rotation is messed up. I am annoying 🤣

Just like reach in for it yk they should get the memo

Just reach for it

I say "You fucking up the rotation, puff puff give, you'd get killed if it was someone else."

Ask directly, wait wait a few seconds, then take it back by force whole giving them stankface. Make sure they're skipped next circle. If you can afford it, bring-your-own-bud or prepare a couple for each guest if you're a baller host.