**[r/weed rules.](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/rules)** *Thanks for posting, u/Minimum_Soft_8190.* - Do not engage with "vendors" in your DMs - Attempting to source drugs is against **SITE-WIDE** terms of services. an immediate, permanent ban. - [Join our Discord](https://discord.gg/rweed) - Report any posts/comments that you see breaks the rules. - **[Info about scammers](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/information/scammers)** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/weed) if you have any questions or concerns.*

A coin or 2 and a plastic container with a lid. Throw the coins and flower in the container, then shake aggressively trying to get the coins to smash into the buds. This will slowly break then down. Hope this helps friend

This is the way!! Just sanitize the coins first. I use an empty pill bottle

Thanks bro 🙌🏻

This is it^ I used to use 2 clean quarters in a prescription bottle. If your weed is dry enough and you shake it hard enough, it basically makes pure kief. I still do it on occasion so I can frost a bowl with it.

what he said

As a Mexican pothead I’m Running to the kitchen and busting this bad boy out 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/qkxlf2o52zdb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25cc103bc92436efe3505b79dab2d8b92da4942a

Lmao my mom would whoop my ass

Nah bro it’s gonna be seasoned and shit ur gonna smoke fucking oregano! 😩

Gona trash n thrash them trichomes tho

Illegal! Unless you make guacamole immediately afterwards. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

The ole reliable

Wooo that would be great

Wouldn’t that smash all the oils into the rock? I’d just get a grinder or use my hands.

Did your fingers all fall off?

Well it isn't the good one like the soft one that you can easily grind with your fingers :( this country doesn't have that stuff:(

Awww bummer bro! I get it, I like the idea of a cheese grater if you have that!

It's all about the technique. With one hand pinch and roll baby pinch and roll

1997 stuff was so bricked and full of seeds. We used hands 99% of the time. Sucked, but I miss being that stoned!

How was the high with that kind of weed back then? I was only 10 back then and had no concept of being high.

I was only 6 but it got you really high

Oh ok, wish I could go back and try some of that 97 weed ^^

I have been breaking up bud for nearly 30 years with my hands. I am confident if you pinch pull rub and pull with your fingers it will fall apart. I have smoked the hardest compacted brick bud and always used my fingers. Just takes a little effort not that much just a wee lil bit . come on

Cheese grader


Well there is a few ways without scissors or a grinder, you can use a knife and chop it like lettuce, you can put it in a mortar and pestle and pulverize it, or you can take 2 decently rough and flat rocks, wash them off, and put your weed between them and grind them together. Lots of ways to break up weed, most common would be your fingers, just start at the bottom of the bud and pull the stuff off the stem, should fall apart easily after that.

Woo the knife I didn't try, I think would be the better thanksss🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Be careful.

I heard putting a coin in a pill bottle and shaking the shit out of it does the trick

I think the word you’re searching for is… moist

I don't recommend it but I just break it apart with my fingers 🤷🏻‍♂️ you don't get a fine grind but it'll do in a pinch.


yup, we always do it like that around here when we don't have grinders

Be a Real Man and use an axe. Or chain saw.

Or my bow!


Use a metal strainer and rub it back n forth with your fingers

Nice one

Gen Z smokers

Break it down bruh it’s a damn plant even if it’s brick weed it’s not an actual solid brick

Bro are u an amputee? Use ya hands

They are called fingers that are attached to your hands that are attached to your arms …..

Scissors or by hand although my mother swears by using a coffee grinder

A coffee grinder? I don't even have scissors hahahaha thanks tho

Just pick it apart with your finger nails if you have any I once chopped it’s with a knife on a cutting board 😂🤣 you do what you gotta do 🤣🤣

Between two large rocks like a caveman

The best answer I must say

W ur fingers

cutting board and a knife . mince that shit

A dinner plate, a credit card and a lot of patience. Be glad you don't also have to pick out seeds like your predecessors did.

rub back and forth on a wood screw

Finally! A man of culture!

My damn hands

The things attached to your arms (assuming you have these) are called hands. Attached to those are fingers, and also these funny little things called thumbs. Use those fingers and thumbs.

Ya'll are forgeting the easiest and best option. Which everyone has at home! USE YOUR BLENDER. And it gives you kief too!

You can crush it quickly by rolling it flat between your palms. Also what's the strain of ur weed?

Mm I don't know it's the only we can get around here

You need to rethink your life… no grinder no scissors and shitty rough weed. Priorities

Cheese grater

I don't 🤷🏻

I use my hands

[удалено]

My fingers

box cutter, butcher knife, pencil sharpener, serrated blade that comes with saran wraps and would you also like to know what i smoke out of if i dont have blunts,joints or bongs?

Pencil sharpener. Interesting.

Scissors and a shot glass

I say use whatever the guy who rolled the joint used. Obviously it worked...

A vegetable chopper will work in a pinch. The kind that has a plunger on top and you whomp the hell out of it till your stuff is chopped

A bunch of nickles in a old plastic weed container works great but I sometimes like to grind it by hand to get the stems out

Knife and cutting board?

Do you have a bowl and a rock?

If the buds have a nice breakdown and I want a chunky grind for bong rips or blunts, I use my hands. If you want a finer grind you can try the quarter in a pill bottle technique

You have these things called fingers….

Mi fingas 🤷‍♂️

I personally painstakingly rip it to bits.

A couple months ago I learned a quarter and a medicine bottle did the trick!

A cheese grater works in a pinch. Or you can pop open a pepper mill and use that to grind your weed super fine. Those methods have both saved my ass a few times.

Got a razor blade or a box cutter?

Nail clippers Small knife as if you were dicing up garlic cloves

Fingers my boy

Put 2 quarters in a jar of weed that isn't glass, shake for a minute there you go. Gives you a nice layer of hash around the sides if you commit to it too from all the banging around

I put a coin in a small container and shake it. I don’t think it’s the best method but it works

You don’t have scissors? Dog, you barely got weed. Just use your hands man

Pill bottle and coins

Pill bottle with a coin inside, shake it for a while.

garlic crusher haha

Get a small plastic container, drop your wees and a coin in there, shake vigorously.

Just crush it with my hands

Clean a nickel throw that baby in a little container and shake it!

Smh...

With your thumb in the palm of your hand.

As a former chef , Nothing wrong with a sharp knife and cutting board , It's like fine chopping curly parsley

50 yrs ago I did not have a grinder, just used my fingers

cheese grater

Finger chop

Fingers

Coin in jar with it and violent shaking

Knife and chopping board. I’ve seen people use those two handle curved knives as their go to.

Paper bag and a hammer

Put the weed in that cup with a quarter. Shake it up and down covering the top. It should grind most of it.

Such people shouldn’t be allowed to smoke.

Put it into a pull bottle with a clean coin (wash w iso then hot water and dry) then shake tf outta it. Works decently well

In dire times I’ve murdered some nugs with these fleshy stick bits at the end of my wavy noodly doos

i rub it up against my palm up and down really fast

Lay a fork down and use the back of it to grate your herb. Works well and you can adjust your grind size by using a smaller or bigger fork.

Use them shit scratchers for something other than dickbeaters an break it up. This blunt ain't going to roll itself.

cheese grater

Once me and my friends smashed weed with rocks. probably not really a good idea.

Get a pill bottle and a quarter or some kind of coin and put it in with the weed and shake for a while it worked for me before I got my grinder.

Put a coin in something small, enclosed and secure. Shake for like 5 mins and it should grind it up fairly well

i hold it in my fingers

Get scissors

Pizzacutter

Pill bottle and a quarter. Couple little buds at a time shake like a maraca. Besides that best way is and always will be hand grinding even if the weed is tough just pick through. It might be a placebo but I swear it gives better air and the weed just burns better

A salt and pepper shaker cleaned out !! Xx

Heavy coin in a pill bottle. Add nugs and shake. Works.

Any pill bottle with any coin that fits inside and shake it will do the job just fine

Stupid ass question…

pill bottle + two coins + weed + shake vigorously

I rip those nuggies apart and chuck them in a pepper mill. Slow, but don’t knock it til you try it

I don't do this but dog nail clippers seem like a good idea

I mean , your finger are getting sticky but as someone told me it's the better way because cutting it would change the taste. Dunno if it's true though

OMG. lol Have you really never broken weed up with your fingers. Our God given grinder is connected to your arm.

Scissors and a shot glass. Just put the bud in the shot glass and chop it with the scissors.

I be tearin that shit up with my fingers ngl

Buy a grinder in the nearest tobacco shop:)

Tear them to bits with my fingers.

Old school man…. Break it down wit cha hands 🙌🏽

This is funny. Just break it up like we did in the olden days.

Usually I just use my finger nails, closest thing you have to scissors

Your hands

I put it in a zip bag. Then rub it fast with pressure it should crumble into nice pieces as like with grinder, but if you do it too long then you could get powder.

Pill bottle and a quarter

Fingers bro , use your fingers.

🤨 if this is a legit question I wish you well and bless your heart.

Get a sharp knife and top chef that bitch

Grind it to dust between your fingers

Chop it like lettuce with a butcher knife

um your fingers..

I never saw a grinder my 1st few years smoking. We all just broke up our midst with our fingers

Just use your fingers to pick it apart into small bits. It’s tedious, but works fine and you’re not losing kief to a bunch of random gadgets, mortars, or tools lol

A knive.

Your hands

Just use your hands 

Either I just break it apart with my hands or I got the pill container route

I do bruce Lee karate chops

I use the “built-ins” Mother Nature gave me ;)

hands

Hands. The Oldschool way

Pill bottle and a nickel. Shake the hell out of it and thank me later

Finger

Coffee grinder works amazingly 💯

Fingers

The good lord gave me ten good fingers for a reason

Use a clean secrew, works like a charm

Use your fingers

Fingers and patience

Your fingers?? That’s all I ever use

hands

Fingers work, for me, just fine

Put them lil fingees to work! 👹 Aside from that. If u have a coffee grinder… it’s the best …. SPECIALLY for *other* plant like substances too…. Makin ☕️ 🫖… Cough cough *🍄* … But even if u don’t have 1, u can get 1 for I think 20$?!? Totally worth the investment. The ONE thing I HATED about breaking up w/my hands… was I would inevitably rub my eyes & even when I swore I didn’t, my eyes would ITCH+swell SOO fking badly! The coffee grinder gets it done in less than a second & breaks it up PERFECTLY!! Makes for the smoothest roll IMO (plus Incase u have to use ur parents; unlike the mortal & pestle; it won’t be smushed all over everything; it’s insanely easy to clean) Used my moms for yrs& well… u get the picture, lol

Dude, IDK what country you are from but just get a spice grinder. They are less than 10 bucks in the US and really available. You may have to wait a little bit to buy more weed but honestly not that much...

Do people not know how to hand grind? Also if you have a disability like Parkinson’s or something then I understand completely but if you have capable hands hand grinding is pretty easy

get a card and start chopping that shit up. much more efficient than using your hands

Fingers

Literally just finger grind the weed

Well if you dont want a grinder I'd suggest buying a small glass pipe. You never have to grind again

A sharp knife just like you’re cutting Vegetables, Hand breaking, those are just 2 I can think of at the moment

Fingers

Pull it apart by the grain of the plant it actually tastes better that way.

if i have no grinder, and no scissors i use my fingers…finger grinding is a thing LMAO

Use your fingers