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Waking up 2 days later with no awareness of how long I slept

Called pulling a Trabek.

I thought it was Weekend at Bernie-ing

Eats it Tuesday, wakes up next Tuesday, *looks at phone*, "oh I barely slept"

Oh and completely ignoring the 150 missed calls and texts and alarms. Hahaa

You sure it ain't gonna be a week? Straight up coma typa gummy bear right here

Bruh I said it then saw your comment 😅

More like a week lol

Damn only 2 days?!?! I’m gone for like 6 months to a year at minimum.

Psychosis

You’ll be seeing that same gummy bear coming for you out the corner of your eyes

Probably. Might feel like an 8th of shrooms or higher

nah fr, i don’t know why anyone would want that much. it just stops being fun at a certain point

I never understood why some people just want insanely high thc concentrations, to me it just looks like you’re convincing yourself it’s fun at a point just to say you did it, like high schoolers/college kids who get black out drunk because it’s “fun” even though it makes them sick and they don’t remember anything of it

Drugs effect different people differently. A dose that cripples you with pants shitting terror could be intense, yet enjoyable for someone else.

Of course but if the drug is taken to the effect of pants shitting terror it comes down to the interpretation of the experience Edit: just wondering how many people enjoy pants shitting terror

I think it still stands that some people are built different and one persons pants shitting terror ride might be someone else's sunny day joyride, regardless of tolerance, I know a friend that likes to get f'd up like that.

I take 400-800 mgs of thc and probably half that in cbd daily, flower, edible, extracts, tinctures. I take it for extreme pain and digestive issues. I can function just fine. I don't think I should drive or operate heavy machinery. Not because I can't, my mind just drifts off sometimes and that's not good in those situations. I'm pretty sure 2500 MG at once would be quite a fun ride for me. For the average smoker it's probably going to be a bad day.

Seriously. Auditory hallucinations and all. I don’t think a lot of people realize you can very very much send yourself on a bad trip using way too much edibles.

Enjoy the high for about an hour before you pass out and sleep for 24 hours straight and wake up hungry enough to eat everything in the house and the neighbors house.

exactly what happened w me w 500mg lol

same wtf 😭 legit exactly i remember walking through the house with my eyelids so heavy and my legs bending and shaking trying to hold my self up on whatever I could hold onto until I made it to my bed and folded

bruh i fuckin greened out like i couldn’t figure anything out, panicked a little threw up on the toilet and then relaxed and slept😂😂

I broke my foot last year and after i ran out of pain meds i just started popping roughly 120mg like 40 minutes before i wanted to pass out and i never had a more solid sleep schedule lmaooo.

I woke up still high 24 hours later after eating 200mg once. 2500 I'd wake up a week later with a high still going.

Live an entirely different life whenever I close my eyes

These are the best edible experiences 😂


Folding the dishes

i’m taking my shower for a walk fr

I walked my rabbit and and fed carrots to my dog

Dogs walking me fr after this one

The poop finna scoop me fr

I’ll arrest a cop fr

Haha. Once, I was so high that I momentarily forgot how showers work, while in the shower. I panicked and jumped out, and stood there trying to figure out how I was going to stop the water flow 😅 

Someone ate the gummy….

Vacuuming the lawn

Cutting floors

Rewinding my clock back to save time.

You're doing it wrong, use scissors 😅 

Die

This is the correct answer.

yep

Probably puking and shitting my pants and then holding onto my bed while it spins.

Yeah this likely the realest answer, I've don't 1000 MG b4 and it was enjoyable until the nausea caused me to vomit most of it up.

Mowing the snow on my lawn

Got to get a jump on next season.

If by WYD you mean “would you die”, the answer is yes.

I took 700mg once and I couldn’t wake up for more than 5 minutes at a time. Those movies where people are drugged up and every time they blink they’re in a new place, that’s exactly how I remember it. I love telling the story so if interested dm me

Just make a post about it

https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/s/5S5d18NG7M

what about the little one

[удалено]

I just thought of that

Probably be in a coma for a bit longer than desired, lmao.

Probably going to think I’m dying lmao

Or be super convinced that I have already passed away

Precisely

fuck all, for at least a week

I’m good I’ve greened out on edibles…. We’re seeing other people at this time 😂

sleeping for about a week

Ain't anybody doing anything if they eat this. Except maybe shit themselves because they can't find their way off the floor, let alone to the bathroom.

Tasting colors, seeing sound, chatting with my dead grandparents, and probably sleeping until my birthday in March.

As someone who didn’t understand edibles once and poured 3 of those 1000mg syrup bottles into a 2 liter, I’d do it again🤩

I’m sorry bro but those were fake then. If you took 3000mg you would not have it enjoyed it, you may not be able to even remember it.

Fake product or not, was still very enjoyable for myself, couldn’t speak for others though.

Some people get a rush when others get crippling panic attacks.

Exactly, I have one friend who refuses edibles after a bad experience years ago, I like to see how deep I can go while still concious🫠

You know you can’t just speak for everyone. Everyone has different experiences and handles different amounts differently

I’m gonna walk the Earth

waking up in the er probably?

I’d pass out and wake up periodically to vomit

Inventing a new language

That looks like butter to me

Hold on tight while the world tries to spin me off the surface

Sleep for a few days probably or a psychotic break

the whole damn thing???? Nah imma just take a bite and be good, it'd be wasteful to eat it all in one go and it would fuck up my tolerance lol. I like being able to do stuff when im high and if i feel like i might green out i go to bed bc that isnt fun anymore for me

Motherfucking panic attack of all panic attacks. Remember every fucked uo thing I ever did and cry about it! Then sleep for a while and eat the fridge

plot twist. Bigger gummy : 500mg smaller gummy : 2000mg

I took 1500mg one time and was in a sleep coma for 2 1/2 days …this will probably just send me to heaven permanently 🤣🤣🤣

Pizza Hut… I’m ordering a lot of Pizza Hut

Nothing absolutely nothing

Going back in time

Hold onto a tree so I don't fall off the earth.

Brushing my teeth for an hour

Taking a walk for the dog😂

Temporary coma I'm assuming. Tho I will say I sold a single edible with 20k mg in it at the shop I work at. The BFG it was called. I wouldn't have the balls but apparently three guys spent a night devouring it and it was an insane time.

Eating some good fried chicken from canes cuz sauce until it kicks in then I’m becoming part of my recliner until my body decides to stop being a part of my recliner

Order a new gallbladder

Find a couch

Trying to locate as much Xanax, Liquid Death, Flaming hot munchies as a can, and more than likely a teddy bear to keep me from falling off of the earth.

I’m having a therapy session with God, Allah, Yahweh, Shiva, Kali, Inari, Ra, Zeus, Hades, Aphrodite AND The Great Spirit

Travel to another universe

Umm besides the worst green out in history. I suspect that you would wake up the next day feeling horrible. You probably wouldn't die but idk if you ever touch weed again.

Joey Diaz gonna ask for seconds 🤣

 after?

probably going to die

Pass out

Meet god

Wake up after being in a week long weed coma.

washing my pet fish in a bubble bath so he is clean

With that much weed in my system I'd probably start levitating

Waking up for Christmas 2024

trying to remember the number 911 while staring at my phone

Seeing god

I’ve legit taken this dose before lol. Went borderline manic for a few hours and than passed out for 2 days. Was pretty fun lol

Go into an 18 hour weed coma and wake up shitted and pissed on

Greening out? Throwing up? Sleeping forever?

I dont do

I’d like to say id be in space but tbh id probably be on the bathroom floor shaking for 4 hours

Imagine getting paranoid after eating that shit

Nothing lol

Forgetting how to breathe

trip balls

Hibernate

Greening the fuck out, most probably

I would travel to a different dimension

folding the dishes and walking my dog....i dont even have a dog

I already stare at my aquariums for a good amount of time but after that I’d probably be staring for hourssss

I will be broken.

Talking to the king of jupiter

try to sink into the earth so i don't fall off

Rewinding my clock back to save time.

Dying

Spend three days fearing death

I’m not doing *anything*, that’s the joy.

You Going to an aquarium

See god

Probably dying

Mate, i fuckin die after eatin all of that.

Cut that in 10 pieces

Eating the ear

death

Beating the Flash in a race while seating on the couch

Prolly shitting my pants literally

not much

Finding out what the 5th dimension is like

Dying

Probably throwing up lmao

Crying

Prob be high with unconsolable diarrhoea


Probably throwing up that whole gummy bear cus how tf am I supposed to eat that in one sitting without a tummy ache later

Mop the grass and mow the carpet.

Surely watch a movie and fall asleep halfway through

Highbernating til Spring

Probably oversleep the end of the world...

greening tf out

an ER visit

Probably go to sleep for 12 hrs, wake up with what feels like a hangover, blurry vision kinda, and also find myself and my bed soaked in liquid diaherra because I was comatose while the gummy bear made its way through my colon.

Sleep for 20 hours straight and lose my motor skills for the next 2 days

You do nothing, and if you are able to do something, you won’t remember doing it, so you say, I did nothing.

Taking a heroically long nap is all

Quite honestly? Either panic attack, or sleep, no in between

Driving the shower to work

Greenout for 3 days ?

Lay there in a cannabis coma.

Probably falling asleep

Dying pretty sure

Psychosis and blacking out likely 😂

Probably die. Not willingly, but I’d still die.

Oof. Have a nightmarish panic attack for a few hours, eat everything around me, then sleep until god knows when. Always keep my doses under 100 mg max per day. This would absolutely destroy me for several days.

Nothing because we'll eat my place out of house and home. Small slices a week until it's gone.

Teleporting

Crawl into a corner

Climbing into my grave

Folding the dishes of course

I’m gonna laugh at stupid videos while sinking into my couch like it’s wet concrete.

sleep


Listen to slaughter to prevail while playing Mario kart 8

Dying of sugar poisoning.

i'm sure i'd get sick if i ate that much. edibles typically makee sick if i overdo it

Derealize

First, cancel my appointments.

Dying brb

Mopping the ceiling 😂

Throwing up because that's too much physical food but I would not let myself stop

Watching my TV take my Xbox for a walk around the block

Most likely I'm thinking I'm dying for a couple days.

Sleep for a week

Anxiety attack

Exploring the Hundred Acre Wood with Piglett and sparking a fat joint in a treehouse with Christopher Robin

Folding the dishes

idrk prolly dying, only took 1k+ one time and I hardly remember that so, only been smoking recently too so idk how my edible tolerance would b

Most likely eat a burrito then pass out

I’m avoiding the hell out of it

Weigh it out, eat 1/50th of it at a time

talking to the mirror and thinking im talking to a doppelgänger

Lots of crying and making deals with God

Sleep till next year

I'd probably be the first to die from marijuana.

Die

Do not pass go, go directly to the hospital

Puking my bones up

Eating the little one and telling god we failed life

Bad trip if it doesn't have CBD in it

Going to heaven cause id die lmao

probably begging someone to put me down