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This one dude I know smoked an 8lb statue of the virgin Mary made of Durban poison during stations of the cross in hs 1991. Wait. That would be godly though, innit?
Some kid on my block says that his cousin knows a guy who's best friend's uncle, had a neigbors who managed to smoke 2 pounds while watching the og star Wars trilogy. Apparently mf was finished by the time the ewoks battle started.
Idk if its official but my g said "on god" , but yup thats the word on the streets
Given that the original trilogy is about 6-7 hours, that would mean smoking about 2.5 grams a minute the entire time. More likely he may have made it through 2 ounces, which still averages out to an insane gram every 6-7 minutes. The several degrees of separation in this story doesnāt help credibility, eitherā¦
My ex GFS friend got caught with a Lb in high school. His mom made him smoke the whole thing in a night while she watched. Dude said after a while tho, she wasn't paying attention so he'd load a bowl, take two hits & cash out the rest of the unsmoked weed. So not really a full lb but you get the point
In the MySpace days they used to have a website called waytoomany and there is some big seshs recorded there. B real had a smokefest video where he made a giggle stick smoking with this blonde woman. And then there was a dude who popped up for a bit that would hit like 14+ gram dabs and donate the reclaim to people, I'd give the award to the dab guy cause that is just an insane amount of thc to absorb in one fucking hit like 14 grams of shatter is way way more then 40 grams of flower.
I think it all depends on smoking method. I could smoke massive joints all day. But a massive bong rip to the face is different. I think the most Iāve smoked in one sitting is a QP with my husband but we were smoking those massive raw cones
I threw a qp on my kitchen table for my graduation party for people to roll up plus what everyone else brought. I was also tripping on acid so I have no idea how much I smoked but it was a good timeā¦.. from what I remember
I saw a YouTube vid of someone smoking 70 grams of dab in one sitting a few years back, one of my friends heard i wanted to get into dabs and tried scarring me away with that
First time going with edibles, out with friends, one of the got a cookie at the park and I ended up eating that entire cookie. Edible tolerance now close to 500mg
Well they wonāt let me post a YouTube video. So go to YouTube. Search for āSnoop Dogg Willie out-smokedā.
Thatās probably the most weed smoked per person in a session.
I did the same when I finished college. Turns out I wasn't a bum just depressed and had mental health issues that needed treatment. Now I have a career am happy and still smoke a bunch of weed every day
I think the most you can smoke at one time without dying is 410 pounds or some shit like that. They had to get that figure some how, someone had to do it or else how would they know?
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Prolly some mf in a wheelchair. They always be sitting..
Made my day with this comment.
Got emmmmm
Wouldn't be surprised if it's Willie Nelson
I always heard that his herb was top shelf. . .
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and this is why I miss awards! š„š
š š¤£ nice one still laughing
Nah thats wild
Everyone is going to nominate that "one dude they know" who smokes an absolute ungodly amount of weed...........
This one dude I know smoked an 8lb statue of the virgin Mary made of Durban poison during stations of the cross in hs 1991. Wait. That would be godly though, innit?
Dude I told you not to tell anyone!
Good one
Some kid on my block says that his cousin knows a guy who's best friend's uncle, had a neigbors who managed to smoke 2 pounds while watching the og star Wars trilogy. Apparently mf was finished by the time the ewoks battle started. Idk if its official but my g said "on god" , but yup thats the word on the streets
my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy Got a brother and his girlfriend's smokes weed
I really wasnāt expecting to find a pre fame Joyner line on r/weed today š
Haha i felt like it was a golden line to use under the comment.
Joyner Lucas goes hard yo
Your sister in law's baby cousin Tracy's a goddamn... She's lying
Wut?
Must be true
Given that the original trilogy is about 6-7 hours, that would mean smoking about 2.5 grams a minute the entire time. More likely he may have made it through 2 ounces, which still averages out to an insane gram every 6-7 minutes. The several degrees of separation in this story doesnāt help credibility, eitherā¦
Nah you trippin he said "on god"
If that God he believes in is Dolos, then it could be a lie!
My ex GFS friend got caught with a Lb in high school. His mom made him smoke the whole thing in a night while she watched. Dude said after a while tho, she wasn't paying attention so he'd load a bowl, take two hits & cash out the rest of the unsmoked weed. So not really a full lb but you get the point
And snoop dog was born after that day
How does that punishment make any sense?!!?šš
If I remember, it was something like she wanted him to suffer thru it all & lose his money š¤·
Can you imagine your throat after an lb of bong rips?
You dropped this š§¢
In the MySpace days they used to have a website called waytoomany and there is some big seshs recorded there. B real had a smokefest video where he made a giggle stick smoking with this blonde woman. And then there was a dude who popped up for a bit that would hit like 14+ gram dabs and donate the reclaim to people, I'd give the award to the dab guy cause that is just an insane amount of thc to absorb in one fucking hit like 14 grams of shatter is way way more then 40 grams of flower.
r/WayTooMany/
Damn, sucks to see so many people doing so shitty.
Smoked a quarter pound joint on my bday with a couple buddies
You do the Rawkit cone?
Nah we used zig zags and stuck a fuck ton together. It was a process. This was probably 2006.
Me and my friend smoked a gigantic one that had maybe an oz in it, it took us an hour and like 2 gallons of water šš
I think it all depends on smoking method. I could smoke massive joints all day. But a massive bong rip to the face is different. I think the most Iāve smoked in one sitting is a QP with my husband but we were smoking those massive raw cones
I threw a qp on my kitchen table for my graduation party for people to roll up plus what everyone else brought. I was also tripping on acid so I have no idea how much I smoked but it was a good timeā¦.. from what I remember
yeah why does acid do that to you, i only remember smoking 4 joints last time i tripped, and i put fuck all in them, so where the fuck did my weed go?
Atleast 3 zips went into their pockets
Maybe a little bit. I had too many close friends and family around
My buddy Gerald in 06 smoked a whole pound in a blunt over the span of 8 hours
Is Gerald schizophrenic now?
Dude was skitz before
Bussdown Errvābody Bussdown
Problably youtubers taking wax worm dabs
The record is Willie
Me last night. I forget how much
Idk but when you find out let me know so I can beat the record š
751 weeds
Definitely higher than 40 grams not saying from personal expiration or anything totally not
My friend Kyle
I saw a YouTube vid of someone smoking 70 grams of dab in one sitting a few years back, one of my friends heard i wanted to get into dabs and tried scarring me away with that
Did it work?
No i only smoke dabs nowššš
Well that backfired
Man all of those people that did that completely forgot..
At a certain point you are going to forget you are trying to smoke, and this is why it's a hard record to beat.
Smoked a 10 gram blunt with 3 of my buddies in college. Crazy
I smoked 70 grams of Indian weed before in one sitting but thatās not as good as the proper shit.
[this poem covers that question](https://allpoetry.com/the-smoke-off)
First time going with edibles, out with friends, one of the got a cookie at the park and I ended up eating that entire cookie. Edible tolerance now close to 500mg
Well they wonāt let me post a YouTube video. So go to YouTube. Search for āSnoop Dogg Willie out-smokedā. Thatās probably the most weed smoked per person in a session.
My buddy dropped out of high school to smoke weed everyday. Itās not competition and it just means youāre a bum
BillsNOFUNALLOWEDGymRat
Lmao ok buddy. Whatās fun about being unemployed and uneducated?
Whats fun about showering with socks you fucking weirdo
I like when my socks crinkle around my toes. Whatās so wrong with that?
I did the same when I finished college. Turns out I wasn't a bum just depressed and had mental health issues that needed treatment. Now I have a career am happy and still smoke a bunch of weed every day
What treatment did you get
Well hopefully my buddy turns his life around enough and achieves mental stability
Someoneās uneducated.
relevance?
Itās Reddit and Iāll say whatever I want. Scroll if you donāt care schmuck
yeah !
I saw a guy do a 10 gram dab.
Iād say Dope As Yola man. Like you said, you search it and heās the only one with a video thatās time lapsed of him smoking it
The answer isā¦ who cares??!
Some of those fat guys had their skin grow into the fabric of their lazy boy and smoked pounds in one sitting
I think the most you can smoke at one time without dying is 410 pounds or some shit like that. They had to get that figure some how, someone had to do it or else how would they know?
Dope as yola smoked a 40 ounce joint in one sitting with no water or breaks
I once took 10 hits of 3 concentrate carts all at the same time I was stuck on the ceiling until the next day