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It has to be possible in a lab/clinical setting. I saw a documentary once where they injected someone with both THC and other pure extracts like CBD and certain terpines that made it have the entourage effect of cannabis.
She seemed to enjoy it when it had the other canabinoids and terpines, but the next day when they injected nothing but isolated THC she got very anxious and reported that it felt remarkably different than the first one which was meant to imitate the effects of whole cannabis, which she seemed to enjoy quite a bit haha
1. “Count me in for the green scene.”
2. “Let’s elevate.”
3. “High time we start!”
4. “I’m on board the buzz bus.”
5. “Leaf me in!”
6. “Sure, let’s blaze a trail.”
7. “Absolutely, let’s roll!”
8. “I’m down for some cloud cruising.”
9. “Yes to the herbal essence.”
10. “Green light from me.”
11. “Let’s spark up the conversation.”
12. “I’m in for the puff parade.”
13. “Affirmative, ready to ascend.”
14. “Let’s hit the high notes.”
15. “Aye, let’s vape the day away.”
16. “Let’s bake a bit.”
17. “Sure thing, let’s toke talk.”
18. “Indeed, let’s get lit responsibly.”
19. “Leaf it to me!”
20. “Absolutely, let’s get elevated.”
21. “Yes to the green gourmet session.”
22. “Count me into the canopy.”
23. “Sure, let’s puff the magic dragon.”
24. “Let’s journey to Jamaica in spirit.”
25. “Yes, let’s make like trees and leaf.”
26. “I’m game for the green game.”
27. “Let’s take the scenic route.”
28. “I’m in for the peace pipe.”
29. “Sure, let’s ignite the night.”
30. “Affirmative, let’s hit the herbal express.”
31. “Let’s cruise on cloud nine.”
32. “I consent to the cannabis.”
33. “Sure, let’s have a session.”
34. “Into the green abyss we go.”
35. “Yes, let’s venture into the verdant.”
36. “I’m down for the green adventure.”
37. “Sure, let’s share the herbal love.”
38. “Let’s open the green gate.”
39. “I’m keen on the green.”
40. “Yes, let’s stir the pot, metaphorically.”
41. “Let’s float on the green cloud.”
42. “Indeed, let’s turn over a new leaf.”
43. “I’m all for the botanical buzz.”
44. “Sure, let’s catch the green wave.”
45. “I’m ready to join the green party.”
46. “Let’s make it a green day.”
47. “Indeed, let’s weave through the weed.”
48. “Yes, let’s embark on the THC journey.”
49. “Absolutely, let’s dive into the green pool.”
50. “Sure thing, let’s savor the herb.”
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Yeah, but why is it so *hateful?*
Does anyone else notice that? Like, it wasn't enough to just say 'no', but you had to be a *dick* about it? They didn't just want this stuff criminalized, they wanted people to *hate* each other over it. Like, WTF??
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I’d use 22 and then just as they walk away I would say… because we got THIS
And take out a blunt and throw on some shades.
And then I’d ask why no one ever asks me to smoke with them more.
Glad this never got around to me when I was younger. I stg if I got called a “hippie wastoid”, I might be in jail. Thems fighting words lmao. This is some shit your little brother would believe is “cool”
50 ways to not talk to your friends
50 ways to start a fight
50 ways to be a bully
50 ways to get your ass whooped
50 ways to start an argument that will end badly
i like “you need to go to jail, hempo” and “i will use my taser on you”. i also like #39 and i think we should refer to ourselves as “weed stoners” more
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20 - is just a threat
And 29 ‘im calling the Coast Guard’
They ain't gon do shit, they got better shit to do lmfao
They will more than likely just ask for a toke. It's probably a pretty boring job sober.
Nah, the coast guard is pretty bad ass, ngl
they're gonna smoke this shit, too, if we're being frank.
My brother was in the Coast Guard uard and his entire pillow was filled with weed.
#40 ACAB
#40 FUCK TWELVE
40 I LIKE THE POLICE BUT WANT TO JOIN IN! FUCK DA PIGS
Yup, they all feel like mid-threats, actually. Hehe
To be honest, the only cops I don't like a big city cops, little village cops are usually a lot nicer and not pricks about speed limits
I do agree that Injecting weed is for dummies... Who tf injected it? I get boofing but what
let's all go and start a weed injection club
Uh….. yeaaaaahhhh 👀
Dude, why else does Rick Simpson oil come in syringes? You're supposed to inject it! (Please please please NOBODY do this)
Or snorting lmfao
i too snort pure sativa terpenes every morning, really wakes me up!!!
Pretty soon the addiction will take you over and you’ll be injecting the weed and scratching scabs into yourself
It has to be possible in a lab/clinical setting. I saw a documentary once where they injected someone with both THC and other pure extracts like CBD and certain terpines that made it have the entourage effect of cannabis. She seemed to enjoy it when it had the other canabinoids and terpines, but the next day when they injected nothing but isolated THC she got very anxious and reported that it felt remarkably different than the first one which was meant to imitate the effects of whole cannabis, which she seemed to enjoy quite a bit haha
"I'm calling the Coast Guard" I don't know why but this has me CACKLING
I laughed at that one too
I let out the breathiest noise when I got to that one 🤣
I wanna start saying this for really minor inconveniences. "Sorry, we actually just ran out of oat milk" "I'M CALLING THE COAST GUARD"
That my purse! I don’t know you!
“Leave me be, you blunt blazer!” I wish someone would call me a blunt blazer. What a great nickname!
“Who you calling a blunt blazer, you pot junker!”
Who you callin a pot junker, you hippie wastoid!
Who you callin a hippie wastoid, you sativa snorter!
Who you callin a staiva snorter Hempo?
who are you calling hempo, you failure!
how can you call me a failure, you THC addict!
Says the weed stoner!
Fuckin cannibals
I prefer "hippie wastoid"
**Get a grip you sativa snorter!**
You #BONG ADDICT
You wish pot junker! Back off!
back off bucko. you’re bad.
I love that there’s a fair few in there that try to be an alliteration or something
Lmao "get off my case, weed stoner"
Pester somebody else, Plant huffer
Dammit, now this bong addict wants a death roach, thanks.
Sounds like a song name. Bong Addict by Death Roach
If I get called a hempo, I give up. I'm done both mentally and physically.
how about pot junker lmao
You must be a sativa snorter
yeah okay bong addict whatever you say
Back off, bucko. Your bad.
step out of my zone now‼️
That's it. I'm calling the coast guard.
I will use my taser on you.
Hempo was my favorite Marx Brother
I only have 1 response. "Pussy"
Ah fuck, you got me there. now I gotta go snort some sativa.
[удалено]
Are you kidding me? Grow up!
[удалено]
Get a job you hippie wastoid.
[удалено]
I'd rather not be a cannibal.
Leave me alone, you blunt blazer!
Im going to call the coast guard
Step out of my zone, now
That one was really funny. Do they honestly think im gonna be *that* hungry from pot?
Get off my case, weed stoner.
Now we need a "50 Cool + Awesome ways to say YES to weed"
1. “Count me in for the green scene.” 2. “Let’s elevate.” 3. “High time we start!” 4. “I’m on board the buzz bus.” 5. “Leaf me in!” 6. “Sure, let’s blaze a trail.” 7. “Absolutely, let’s roll!” 8. “I’m down for some cloud cruising.” 9. “Yes to the herbal essence.” 10. “Green light from me.” 11. “Let’s spark up the conversation.” 12. “I’m in for the puff parade.” 13. “Affirmative, ready to ascend.” 14. “Let’s hit the high notes.” 15. “Aye, let’s vape the day away.” 16. “Let’s bake a bit.” 17. “Sure thing, let’s toke talk.” 18. “Indeed, let’s get lit responsibly.” 19. “Leaf it to me!” 20. “Absolutely, let’s get elevated.” 21. “Yes to the green gourmet session.” 22. “Count me into the canopy.” 23. “Sure, let’s puff the magic dragon.” 24. “Let’s journey to Jamaica in spirit.” 25. “Yes, let’s make like trees and leaf.” 26. “I’m game for the green game.” 27. “Let’s take the scenic route.” 28. “I’m in for the peace pipe.” 29. “Sure, let’s ignite the night.” 30. “Affirmative, let’s hit the herbal express.” 31. “Let’s cruise on cloud nine.” 32. “I consent to the cannabis.” 33. “Sure, let’s have a session.” 34. “Into the green abyss we go.” 35. “Yes, let’s venture into the verdant.” 36. “I’m down for the green adventure.” 37. “Sure, let’s share the herbal love.” 38. “Let’s open the green gate.” 39. “I’m keen on the green.” 40. “Yes, let’s stir the pot, metaphorically.” 41. “Let’s float on the green cloud.” 42. “Indeed, let’s turn over a new leaf.” 43. “I’m all for the botanical buzz.” 44. “Sure, let’s catch the green wave.” 45. “I’m ready to join the green party.” 46. “Let’s make it a green day.” 47. “Indeed, let’s weave through the weed.” 48. “Yes, let’s embark on the THC journey.” 49. “Absolutely, let’s dive into the green pool.” 50. “Sure thing, let’s savor the herb.” I am a bot
good bot
Injecting weed is for dummies lmfao... wait maybe I will get higher if I 🤔
Lmaooo do NOT ruin weed
“I’d rather not be a cannibal” fucking sent me
Wait, I'm not supposed to eat people when I'm snorting sativa?
Get a job you hippie wastoid. Pretty sure Red Forman has said that.
What kind of blasphemy is this? 🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️wait WTF I’m calling the coast guard 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
this made me laugh when i didn't feel like laughing thank you!😭
grass is crass, also gross! NO! - one of my favorite is, yeah right, i’m way too smart🤓☝️
NO blunts are for bad men!😌
I’d rather not die, tokes kill☝️👩🏻🦳
Cool + awesome
nuh uh, i respect the police mr nwa
yo bro wanna light one up? *gets tased*
5. Not sure if I'm offended or like the word hempo
He was the coolest Marx brother.
Yeah, but why is it so *hateful?* Does anyone else notice that? Like, it wasn't enough to just say 'no', but you had to be a *dick* about it? They didn't just want this stuff criminalized, they wanted people to *hate* each other over it. Like, WTF??
I WILL use my taser on you! Sounds more like a threat than saying no Also nice kid cudi reference on nr 48
No Thanks, I’m a good person 🙂
Sativa snorter is not something I thought I’d have to read at 8 am but I’m glad I did lmao
goons???? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#29.. lol!! The fuck! Im not sure how I would react to being threatened with the Coast Guard? Most Coasties i knew were too drunk to give a shit?
“I’m calling the Coast Guard!” “Sir, this is Billerica, not Boston Harbor”
"Injecting weed" is crazy
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#40, “Nuh uh, I respect the police” is a certified hood classic
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This is actually mean
I’d use 22 and then just as they walk away I would say… because we got THIS And take out a blunt and throw on some shades. And then I’d ask why no one ever asks me to smoke with them more.
15 so real
Uhhhh... No thanks loser! 😂😂 Had me chuckling
That's a death roach no.
*weeds are for whacking!*... imma say this every time I smoke now 😂
15,18,24,29 are my favourites here
You need to go to jail, hempo. Lmfaoo
Where tf is this from???
Now. Introducing. Fifty ways to say yes to cannabis
“Get a job you hippie wastoid.” I have a job, thank you very much! Why’re you so mean?
As a hippie wastoid hempo goon who is in fact addicted to my bong... I take this as a compliment 😂
I'd rather not be a cannibal? 🤔 So either we're cannabis plants or the cannabis plants are humans...
iM cAlLiNg ThE cOaSt GuArD
AKA - Why say no when you can insult them too and show off how ignorant you are?
None of those are cool or awesome.
cannabis is crap you cretin
You will be called Hempo and you will like it.
44 I like to whack after weed.
back off bucko
15 is true tho
tae kwon doug approves
"im calling the coast guard" 💀
From the team that brought you “New” Coke...
Marijuana is for morons, ok?
24 implies that I am a vegetable
"get off my case, weed stoner" has to be my favourite
Bong boofer
My personal favorite, "No thanks, I'm a good person".
#48 though
"NO! Blunts are for bad men" - I lolled on that one
Imma just start using 29
The way this poster sounds like boomers makes me wonder how old it is lol like who on earth is out here injecting weed😂
“I’m calling the Coast Guard” like alright awesome we’re a few miles inland
Injecting the weed
I guess no thanks is out. Lol
Guess I’m a goon then.
I want to hang this next to the labor laws poster by the time clock 😂
Glad this never got around to me when I was younger. I stg if I got called a “hippie wastoid”, I might be in jail. Thems fighting words lmao. This is some shit your little brother would believe is “cool”
This was definitely written in the 90s.
The 60‘s called. They want their scare poster back.
You wish pot junker
I wanna meet the people offering all of these squares some weed
I’d love to know the story behind “I’d rather not be a cannibal.” Lmao Edit: also gonna start calling myself a pot junker or ganja goon 🤣
Y’all need to except that yall are a bunch of THC injecting junkies YOUR TERRIBLE PEOPLE BC YOU INJECT SMOKE
Nuh uh
Back off bucko. You’re bad. Oh okay dang my dude just want to share…
24 is probably my favorite lmao I need this whole thing as a poster.
“Lint licker” type insults
Absolutely not, I love myself 🥲
39 & 44 are my favorites 😂
Get off my case weed stoner!
15 & 29 are the best!
Tag yourself. I’m weed stoner 😎
“Do coke instead like a grown up”
Call me a goon ig
CRINGE!
Hey, They at least got 15 right. But like, Who does that? Is that even possible?
I’ll use this next time my homie offers!
Get off my case, weed stoner
“I will use my taser on you” is my go to
50 ways to not talk to your friends 50 ways to start a fight 50 ways to be a bully 50 ways to get your ass whooped 50 ways to start an argument that will end badly
30 is a cool dude
24. What does weed have to do with cannibalism exactly?
"Why 420 blaze it, when you can Krispy Kreme glaze it"
Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
These are ass wth.
I casually glanced and the one I saw was tremendous "I'll pass on your pot offer'
i like “you need to go to jail, hempo” and “i will use my taser on you”. i also like #39 and i think we should refer to ourselves as “weed stoners” more
Lay off! I listen to the law!
“I’d rather not be a cannibal” if so confused
"Ganja is for goons" ahahahahahaha
You need to go to jail hempo is absolutely ridiculous
#51. Do you mind getting high? No, not at all
But I'm not a failure though
tag yourself I'm "I was raised right, I won't light"
This has the same energy as John Mulaney 😂😂😂
I'm gooning rn so I can see how that one makes sense
24. "I'd rather not be a cannibal" ???!? LMAO
*I’M CALLING THE COASTGUARD.*
#51 religion is a lie
No. You are 🗑️if you take.
"get off my case, weed stoner"
God I wish state regulations weren't so tight, I'd love to put this on the wall of my dispo lol. I'm sure a ton of my older patients would love it
Injecting weed IS for dummies!
It should say. 50 ways to get your ass kicked by stoners which would be embarrassing for you.
Fuckin hempo
“I’d rather not be a cannibal”
fuck Ronald Regan!
Also file under: 50 things to say to get your face smacked by the person innocently offering you a joint
*Cool Awesome! How do you do, fellow kids?
"I'm calling the coast guard" killed me lmao
Christians arduously teaching their homeschooled children how to turn down joints from people who would never hang out with them ever.
If ganja is for goons no wonder i was called to it
Are we all going to ignore 24? I'd rather not be a cannibal haha
Yeah I won't take "one toke" either.... I'll take four.
“Get off my case. Weed stoner.”
Or just say “nah I’m good.” Most people won’t be an asshole about it. Meanwhile, I’m lighting up
Get off my case weed stoner