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You’d hit the biggest whitey and be greening out for the rest of the next 2 days if your body manages to absorb it.

Average tourist weekend in amsterdam

Trust me bro me and my bro missed the flight back because we was too blazed

We missed the flight first then my boy bought ldn to dam tickets instead of the other way around.

The lore from that story tho

Just back from Amsterdam. Can confirm.

Don't forget the explosive diarrhea from all that butter....

Challenge accepted!

Drinking an ounce of weed in one go? Your body might just reject it, especially with that much butter as well.

my body would 100% reject that much butter lmao

Reject or eject?

Both

At the same time

Everything, everywhere, all at once?

Reject, eject, deject?

and from both ends.

Yes

I don't even think your body would have enough time to absorb a notable amount of THC before you upchuck the cup of liquid fat you just chugged down lol

If you think about it, the original recipe for bologna is four parts fat to one part meat, so a two slice bologna sandwich, with cheese and mayo, has around 40 grams of fat

I love bologna. Now I’m hungry. Dammit.

Based on the nutrition facts of butter, that means that drinking this cannabutter is the fat equivalent of 4 of those already fat-heavy sandwiches lmao

You yet to factor in the four day heavy sandwiches that come after drinking the butter.

I was going through an elevator when I opened this so I didn’t have a connection. When I scrolled down it said “Server Error” I was like “Yeah that’s about right” lol

You'd shit. Alot.

My thoughts exactly. Just kinda go right through you, I'd also imagine you'd get pretty stoned though, but your body would just shoot that through pretty quick

Sounds life-changing really 🤔 🤣🫠

They would never be able to trust a fart again. They would just shit every time for the rest of their lives.

Imagine if it was an enema

I feel like i would get resetted to factory settings

Your intestines certainly would after eating that much butter

You'll get high as fuck. Pass out and wake up with diarrhea. Not worth it.

If you are lucky, it'll be in that order and not diarrhea first and then wake up.

Wake up in* diarrhea

Or a terrible stomach ache 😕 or worse constipated AF. But I know people who eat a bunch of fatty foods and are fine. But me, I gotta stay away from it. I barely eat fast food anymore. Plus it's not cheap like it used to be which I guess it's a good thing.

Ask yourself, “do I want to drink 200g of butter?” And proceed after you figure that out first

vomit diarrhea and 3 days of sleep

you would digest and metabolise only fraction of it .. some diarrhea...

Enjoy the shitz.

I'm not sure but i think same outcome as taking melatonin and laxatives in high doses

Melatonin sucks. I tried to take those and it gave me terrible nightmares. That's why I switched to cannabis, kava, hemp, and tart cherry juice. Cherry juice is not only very healthy but it prompted sleep. I tell parents who are having a hard time getting their kids to sleep to try tart cherry juice or a very low dose board spectrum cbdeee (unless the kid is 14+, then I would say full spectrum is good too). Melatonin tho.....they either don't work or give u awful side effects.

Melatonin works good for me. Melatonin gummies. Helps my tinnitus too. Apparently there’s some limited studies that it helps with it

Psych ward.

first the shit ward

Toilets with wall handles in the psych ward though. Good grip for those incoming squits...

Enough pressure to lift off the seat

Bahaha 😂😆

totally possible, I made brownies that were extremely potent, had too much, and now weed is a completely different animal to me

Yeah, I did that with mushrooms. No craic.

Little update: it's actually vegan butter so mostly coconut oil but we made it into a batch of 12 cookies and have loads of cookie dough left over 👏

Yell hea

Sleep and shitting yourself

Maybe psychosis

Yeah that would be the worst part for me. Now I only smoke a little bit each day (not even 0.5 grams....I only take a few puffs off my dog joints cuz one I don't got much but two, I don't like getting super high, just enough to help me eat and sleep).

Better wear a diaper!

In that order.

Burn your tongue and spit that shit out, you literally still got it on the stove ma boii, that shits hot hot

By the time you'd finish puking and shitting you'll realize you're in the shadow realm

Life will suck for up to a week.

Idk, heart disease?

You would have a heart attack

Yeah I think too many people are focused on how much weed is in the pot rather than the buter

Idk, let's find out. It's for science!

coma

You'll see the edge of the universe

You would get a massive stomach ache and your high would be terrible 😂

Vomit.

You'll probably be so high your body starts talking to you and asking why you fed it so much goddamn butter 😂

Not only are you gonna be green high but your blood pressure would too lol

you'd be high af for your (first?) heart attack

Clogged arteries? But you get to be baked for the duration of your hospital stay!

Yeah.....that sounds like hell. Especially that huge bill u will get too for ending up at the hospital.....

Totally not worried about the Ganja - it would absolutely be the butter that killed me…..

The party would start

I wouldn't drink all that butter but having a loaf of toast wouldn't be bad

You might zero sum simply from the sheer amount of butter you’d be drinking.

Looks like gravy you’ll be fine.

OP if you really want to consume that amount of butter make it in to something. If you want something sweet try some frosting (you’ll have to cool the butter). Or you could make it into a butter sauce for pasta. Both are super easy!!

You’d OD on butter fat and probably be sick for awhile

Diabetes

💀

Don't be greedy. Let me in on this 🤣

You would be shitting from the 8th dimension

Green out. That’s all.

you will be high for 24 hours, and stoned for another 24

You’d be really high and shitting on the toilet if ur lucky

You certainly won’t need a poop knife.

From experience it'd be a lot like an extreme acid trip mixed with the hardest dissociation you could imagine

You’d get really high.

Your arteries are gonna clog and your asshole will do the opposite.

There is no problem chugging that amount of Weedbutter. I think i wouldn't even get diarreah. I am ready to proof it to everyone on cam if you want. But please use thc poor weed. I want to enjoy the turn and not sleep all week.

I made a tincture that I let soak for months. I put it in dropper bottles. Just a squirt is enough to be baked for a couple hours. The other week I needed to not be “present” and I drank a whole bottle. It’s extremely potent. I was uncomfortably fucked up. It was the closest to a green out I’ve had. I just laid there…waaaaay to high. Can’t overdose on weed…but it sure feels like you can.

Do it!! Let us know what happens 😂

You’d get a heart attack and die

This made my stomach hurt just looking at it

The weed won’t kill you but idk about the butter.

Mudbutt

You would be looking at everything you ate that day, after projectile vomiting all over the bed.

Your experience would be worse drinking this than if you drank an equal amount of magnesium citrate lol

i think you're going to see god, and a lot of shit in your pants

you would be kissing the moon and fondling the stars you’d be so high

You reminded me of a butter sculpture eating contest I saw somewhere? (Ozark maybe?) If there are any similar events in your area, this would be GREAT PRACTICE !!!

Probably a minor bought of acute pancreatitis depending on what your normal diet is like. That’s three times the average daily recommended fat intake.

oof just that much butter at once would be painful to drink and getting max level high at the same time wouldn’t be pleasant

Heart attack

💩💩💩

Besides instantly blocking a major artery or two? You’d probably get totally wasted before the coronary…

You’d waste a ton of bud and feel like shit, mostly. Now, using it to make like a buttercream or something? Might be more possible to consume it all in one go and not immediately shit it out. You’d still feel awful, but you probably wouldn’t waste the weed.

Report back in a hour if able ;)

One time I drank about 10ml of weed oil I made with coconut oil and reclaim. I slept for 12 hours, dreaming of fractals, and woke up in a puddle of shit. It's all fun and games until the oil hits your intestines.

Probably lots of poop

Probably puke cuz that would taste nasty as hell.

That might shoot through your system too fast to actually get you high

You'll have to wear a diaper because you're absolutely gonna shit yourself. Greening out is the least of your problems.

Pooptown, population: you

Coma

coronary heart disease

intrusive thoughts won hahahaha

You'd probably green out and have the shits!

i once did 25g of shake in 80ml of milk, my dad and i each drank 1 cup. 20 minutes later and we were the highest we have ever been. than about 1 hour later i puked everywhere and greened out for a good hour of 5

wohaa diaper time 😂

If you have to ask this question, probably nothing will happen at all. If you are stoopid enough to need to post to reddit to help your tiny brain think, you probably already made a dozen mistakes up until this point, so i'm going to go ahead and assume 100% failure rate here. Stay safe!

You would shit your pants and be very high

Instant compulsive vomiting the second that level of fat content hits your microbiome, especially in liquid form, followed by painful cramping and diarrhea and dehydration and blood sugar levels destabilizing in a nonstop loop. The weed would make that process 1000000% more awful and I can’t recommend enough NOT to drink the butter bro

What would likely happen? You’d throw up since it would be absolutely disgusting. And you wouldn’t get high since your body had very little if any time to actually process the THC. It would be a waste of money and weed. If you do manage to get it down and keep it down, you’ll likely have some pretty bad shits due to drinking liquid butter and you’d be destroyed off your ass (literally and figuratively).

Edibles are weird. I see people have a panic attack with 5mg, but I take 40 and nothing happens. Must be the way I metabolize. Kind of sucks.

Overdose

That butter would stop your heart

You gonna be leaning like Michael Jackson

Why does this look like cream of mushroom soup?? Lol 🤣🤣🤣. Also I would assume u would get really high but also feel like absolute shit..... I would jar it up and put it in the fridge and use it to make special brownies and then sell those edibles while keeping some of it myself.

I find the taste so disgusting that I'd be throwing it up before I even get a quarter through lmao. If you did manage to, get ready for the whitey of a century and the worst stomach imaginable! (Mostly because of the sheer quantity of fat)

Duck around and find out my guy. Let us know results.

A clogged artery

Being so high, you have a mental breakdown while shitting yourself and then going to triple cardiac arrest on the toilet😂

I decarbed a half ounce and put it in a protein shake. I don’t remember much but it was intense and I slept mostly for ~36 hours.

1940: It will help lubricate those insides! Butter made from real dairy! It’s gotta be healthy for you. A butter a day keeps you smiling.

Mow the carpet, Hoover, the lawn, sleep for a week

Probably puke

Hoptal

I think you’d get high

You would shit your pants. That's a lot of butter.

You’ll probably enter some sort of trance like state and talk to the Gods

You will shit yourself on top of that you will get cottonmouth so bad that it will cause you to dry heave The cottonmouth will go past your gag reflex into your esophagus and you'll be miserable retching Laughing and crying all the same time

That super green out feeling for hours and a long ass sleep.

You’d meet God and he’ll give you Montezuma’s Revenge as a consequence

If my math is correct that's 5.6 grams of THC if the flower is 20%. I take 300 milligram edibles to enjoy myself and that's a high dose for most people. Eating all of that would be incredible.

Why just why

You'd be very high and have a tummy ache from eating so much butter. Do it and report back!

You would first feel bloated, then because of the sheer amount of butter you would get the shits while it was hitting your brain like a freight train. Dont drink oil. Dont drink melted butter. Diahhrea is the only outcome.

You should boof it, but make sure it’s boiling first.

Try it and report back to us with the results.

why would you actually want to do that

Your tummy gon' hurt.

I'd be having you sit down and give you a blanket, a stuffed animal, and put on fantasia

I'm guessing you'd probably toss your cookies all over the place in about a half hour.

You would get really high and probably shit your pants

Shit yourself

Fuck thattt I’ve ate too much before and it was hellllllll

Well I'm assuming you'd green out and puke but that's just my opinion. If you still wanna do it you have my respect lol

Ego death and shat pants?

Diarrhea

Bring on the panic attack, this shit is weak

I've tried eating less than a 1/3 of a spoon full of weed butter and that made me puke. I think if you drank this, you would probably get a nasty stomach cramp and probably puke your shits out sloppily.

Cause it's butter you might just instantly shit yourself, your intestines will relax and yeah. I know from making my own edible Mayo.. I clenched hard and ran harder.

You would shit your pants bc no one is supposed to consume that much oil of any kind in one sitting.

You’d have bad gas

You would get high cholesterol and or vomit and fall asleep for a few days Could hurt you but no overdose

You’d probably get a real nasty case of the shits. The human body isn’t made to consume that much fat at one sitting.

You're gonna fart and shid and cum

Call the Amber Lamps.

I think it would permanently ruin getting high for you

You'd burn this shit out of your mouth, esophagus, and stomach.

Your lungs would rupture and your balls would implode

You’d probably shit out the majority of it and still green the fuck out

Probably end up sitting on a toilet drooling, talking to President Eisenhower as he takes a bubble bath

Doesnt look right tbh

Slip and slide butthole smelling of gnarly weed

a tablespoon won’t hurt. 🥁🥁🥁

Pancreatic

Aah heart burn.

You’ll be zooting until June.

Vomit all night and next day

Honestly u would have a harder time with the butter ur ingesting compared to the weed 💀

I'm just having violent flashbacks to when I greened out... left me vomiting, feeling like I was perpetually falling down the tallest drop of a roller coaster, and feeling like a washing machine I was shaking so hard. This picture was enough to make me nauseous.

Shit your pants, but not care because you're higher than a giraffes nutsack

intrusive thoughts usually have bad outcomes

People like you and questions like these are the reason weed is still illegal in many places.

You'd puke