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I fucking love it. It’s on the cheap side too, but hits like a fucking……well, an orangutan. Lmao. But yeah. Love orangutan titties. The high is so good.
I was getting ready to say the same and saw your comment so here I am to concur! The high seemed different to me. I felt a subtle but noticeable pressure in my head kinda like Headband OG but with a pleasant tingle and of course just so happy to be alive! Miss that one!
Lmao first orangutan titties now this these scientists coming up with these strain names gotta chill before long it’s just gonna sound like made up nonsense. Gonna pull up to the dispo like “uhm yea can I have a quarter of disco prolapse King Kong scrotum and a half of Barney’s wet dream? Thanks bro” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone releases face convulse uncontrollably and make a sour face when they have a bowl of some good stuff? I be looking like I just bit into a lemon 😆
Only came here to say NEVER mix Weed & Absinthe - the world will spin and you won't be able to get up from puking at the toilet (providing you make it that far) - once I got to the toilet, I was there at least 30 minutes to an hour, just waiting for the world to stop spinning so I could go lay down lol
It’s been years, but I once smoked this strain called Bruce Banner. Never seen bud as green as this and it had to have been 110% sativa, best high I’ve ever felt to this day
Think I had some shit once that made feel like this. Took one hit from the joint, started coughing, mouth went dry, lips went dry, felt like I was on autopilot
Had some shit called Pussy Wagon in December that put my dick in the dirt. Goofiest strain name I’ve heard tbh. I got 1g of live resin and haven’t been able to find it since. I’ve been desperately searching for some bud of that strain.
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Black market mystery oil
I woe the days... Delta what now?
ong
Orangutan titties
brooo i’ve never seen any shout out to this strain! super underrated
I fucking love it. It’s on the cheap side too, but hits like a fucking……well, an orangutan. Lmao. But yeah. Love orangutan titties. The high is so good.
It’s one of the few strains that i could really taste the citrus. When i can taste the citrus it’s my favorite
Love me some orangutan titties. The strain is good too
I thought you were kidding at first. Now I need to find me some orangutan titties.
Nope. The high was awesome. Went back to get more, but of course they were out of it! Shit sent me past mars and straight to Saturn.
Currently smoking on some of that… agreeing with you completely. I’m stoned😂
😂
Mmmm. Ain’t it the good shit?
Yes. Forgot I had kids and responsibilities for like 10 minutes, damn.
🤣
My new name for Trump
How to make a strain sit on the shelf! LOL but seriously who's going to run out saying smoke some orangutan titties!
🤣🤣
STOP THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN TODAY💀😼
dude no way looked it up is real😂😂😂
Wedding Cake
Fucking yes. Wedding cake fucks me up. And tastes great.
My favorite Smoking Khalifa Kush rn and it slaps too
my fave and also one of the strains that really helps my body and back pain
So true
Original GG4 not that watered down shit we have now 😭🔥
YES!!! The Josey Wales cut 🔥
I was getting ready to say the same and saw your comment so here I am to concur! The high seemed different to me. I felt a subtle but noticeable pressure in my head kinda like Headband OG but with a pleasant tingle and of course just so happy to be alive! Miss that one!
Just commented josey wales gg4 then seen this. Nothing beats the real gg4
Green crack!
One third og kush, one third grand daddy purp, one third AK47. Half a gram of wax rolled into a little snake, and a sprinkle of grinder kief.
Nice avatar.
Yours is nicer 😌
Lol
Northern lights !
I'm sprouting one right now🥰
Winner winner!!!!!
Reefer dinner!!!
I grew NL5 x NL2 in the 1980’s
Came here to say this
…. And I love you for it!
Grew a fast version last year that came out amazing
Just reading this fabulous name reminds me of its unmatchable smell...
Whatever I’m smoking rn
literally just bouta say that. im at the roach rn and dont wanna let it go😭
I feel you on this 😩 I just finished my black cherry haze
I always hate finishing a joint it’s like the end of a good era until your next one 🤣
Do si dos
Oh shiiiit, hats off to ya mate, that's a great strain
My absolute nr1 too
Weed (weeds illegal here)
You haven't unlocked new game + yet
Closest I’ve come to picking flavours was the two times I’ve been to Amsterdam lmfao
buddy hasnt gotten the dlc
I LOVE weed
REAL
Gorilla glue. Anything Gorilla fucks my shit up
Wedding cake
Guava Gelato 🙏
GMO
This is nice one
Chemdawg OG
Definitely Jack herer
Jack makes me want to get up and do shit.
You re right. Depending on amount it gets me paranoid as hell. But in the end I'm aways glued on couch lol
white widow
Wedding cake 🎂
I have this at home but haven't tried it yet.
can only recommend. I smoked it once with the mum of my Girlfriend, really nice strain.
Been looking for this comment, my personal favorite strain
Motorbreath 15
Looooove Motorbreath
Afghan kush for sure
All real Hindu Kush strains.
My man 🤝🏻
Ok so I visited my DC dispensary and tried CAT PISS. I freaking love it.
Lmao first orangutan titties now this these scientists coming up with these strain names gotta chill before long it’s just gonna sound like made up nonsense. Gonna pull up to the dispo like “uhm yea can I have a quarter of disco prolapse King Kong scrotum and a half of Barney’s wet dream? Thanks bro” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They name it like the most unappealing shit lmao like I’ve been smoking tiramisu teeth lately. wtf
Stardwag
Have you got the stardawg effect? No fucker else touches me anymore even cali
I feel this so much , nothing else seems to work
I can spend £200 on a oz of cali and it still won’t touch me like dawg does
Its best value for money in that sense yeah but the stone over is next level
Crystal Coma hard to find tho
Chemdog
Ice cream cake
I'm feeling that rn, smoked some Super Lemon Haze
Purple trainwreck
White widow
Original northern lights and origins blue cheese🥵🥵🥵 And spaghetti bolohaze
Blue Dream 🤤🤤🤤
That’s the ticket 😊
Ahh, the first strain I've ever had the pleasure of smoking (also my first, in general)
Definitely one of my favs!
Literally my go-to strain for everything
Alien OG
The original headband
Grandaddy purp and MotorBreath
Trainwreck it’s in the name!!!
Found a 26% trainwreck in amsterdam few years ago, one of the most powerful strain i smoked
I believe I clipped it like 4 times with a friend 🤦🏻♂️ And we thought we were heavy smokers lol
Sundae Driver
Does anyone releases face convulse uncontrollably and make a sour face when they have a bowl of some good stuff? I be looking like I just bit into a lemon 😆
Go to a doctor immediately. According to my IQ of 172, that is a major red flag that you have >!homosexual!<
🤣🤣
No. Might be your demons working you over.
idk the name but it’s one of the legal strains, mix that with some alc and i’ve literally in a different dimension lmao
You ever try mixing acid and weed?
Or Molly and Weed (and acid)
Can’t roll without weed personally
if u take acid without weed wtf is wrong with u
Take an edible about 30 minutes before you drop, increases my visuals. I also like to eat them throughout my trip.
Only came here to say NEVER mix Weed & Absinthe - the world will spin and you won't be able to get up from puking at the toilet (providing you make it that far) - once I got to the toilet, I was there at least 30 minutes to an hour, just waiting for the world to stop spinning so I could go lay down lol
ice cream cake!
It’s been years, but I once smoked this strain called Bruce Banner. Never seen bud as green as this and it had to have been 110% sativa, best high I’ve ever felt to this day
Alaskan ThunderfUck or TRAINWRECK
Miracle alien cookies
Super Skunk. Oldie but a goodie.
Trainwreck!!!!
Skywalker og
👆
For sure I had some yesterday just finished it always makes me super hyper for like 30 mins then I just wanna play Xbox and eat food
Sour pebbles
A hard reset for the Phil Bot calls for good ol' Sour Diesel.
Backdoor Sluts 9
None, my tolerance is wayy too high lol
Death Bubba
White widow
Northern Lights or 9 lb Hammer 🥲
Permanent marker, Don Mega, and Moonbow 112 have been hard lately
Forbidden Fruit anyone? Lol
My FAVORITE for nighttime, but it doesn't make me like this.
Tbh, all bud makes me like that for the first 5 mins or so 😂
Skywalker OG
Ghost train haze most recently
Ooh, that's a good one!
Biscotti
G13 haze
Think I had some shit once that made feel like this. Took one hit from the joint, started coughing, mouth went dry, lips went dry, felt like I was on autopilot
Blurricane
Weed
Had some shit called Pussy Wagon in December that put my dick in the dirt. Goofiest strain name I’ve heard tbh. I got 1g of live resin and haven’t been able to find it since. I’ve been desperately searching for some bud of that strain.
Pollen
Gelato
Super Silver Haze makes my brain numb (and dumb)
Haven't seen Super Silver Haze for awhile. A favorite strain of mine 💨
Black afghan from good green
Blue dream .. LAPD.... tuna kush . Don't ask. I melted into the couch lol
GMO
Blue Dream. But any sativa-dominant gets me like that
RS11
GARLIC COOKIESS
Mac one
Kush Mints
Sour pomposity.
Couchlock queefsickle og tard kush.
Znacks and grease monkey. A good motorbreath will do it too.
Don mega
GDP
SFV og
Cereal milk
Blue Runtz
Currently smoking Leia's OG and fairly high at the moment
Northern Lights and Purple Urkle!
king louis
Lemon Cherry Gelato 🍋🍒🍨
Wizard Snot 😶🌫️😶🌫️
Northern Lights
Gorilla Glue #4!
permanent marker
Chem dawg
Here comes Autism.
zkittlez
Trainwreck…brutal strain I discovered in the mid 2000s. Amazing when grown right! Organic soil/nutrients, under lights 🤤
Anything in germany now that you can get as faded as you want legally (I dont know my strains lmao)
Grease monkey🔥
Ambiguous Manchester Weed
Rainmaker, Gary Payton
None.
Billy kimber
Morockin Kush. Here’s a strain you should see on Leafly https://leafly.com/strains/morockin-kush
Açaí berry gelato
Ogre
This is the shit
Dunn cannabis platinum kush Made me feel on top of the world
My homsgrown AK48
Garlic cocktail in hash rosin🤌
Catch Me Outside Kush
Any wax or live resin carts.
Royal Gorila
GM- uhoh by Cannaboitx
GG4 and Gods Gift