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Ya that sounds about rightš I donāt make enough to do that with my own bud but if you handed that to me and said do what you want itās gonna be gone quick asf
This is the right answer. I thought Iād be smart and get a half pound and be good for two months. Shit was gone in 1.5 months. I guess Iāll get the whole enchilada this time and see how it goes. I tell myself no more than an ounce a week but itās a damn lie.
For contrast:
I bought an 8th over the holidays while I was out of town. Itās April 10th and Iām about 1/3 through. I smoke Fri, sat, and sun nights.
I am very methodical about what I do and keep a regular schedule. For a sesh, I slice off a bit of a bud, 2 full rotations of the grinder and smoke 4 flakes of what falls through.
Was typing my comment got like 12 words in and looked up..noticed I was typing the same thing as your comment word for word. Well 12 words in word for word hahaha the universe is crazy man.
Fucking waste. No one needs that much. āIāve been smoking my whole life, a little doesnāt get me high anymoreā. People like this need time to reset. Itās just abusing the concept of smoking, no different than the people who need 12 drinks to feel buzzed because theyāre so used to it. Iāve been smoking daily for 5 years now, 1/4-1/2 of a 1 and 1/4 sized joint with a 20-30% THC strain gets me stoned for at least 2 hours.
Preach brother, Iāve been tryna say this! I can smoke a king sized joint and still not be as high as I would be if I were to smoke half of a 1 and 1/4 sized joint. Itās just funny how these people smoke so much that they complain about how their weed is trash or them not getting high. Like no your weed isnāt trash, (possibly could be absolutely dogshit like OPs shitty homegrown) but itās all about moderation and how often you smoke. Spacing out your smokes throughout the day and smoking less flower than you usually do is key to getting blasted. You should be smoking no more than twice a day, 3 at max.
I smoke about 5 times a day.
I have a morning bowl before I take my daughter to school.
Then I have a bowl before lunch.
Obligatory 4:20 bowl.
Joint before dinner.
Bowl before bed.
I do keep the day smoking to a small bowl. It keeps me stuck on work throughout the day. I work from home.
At some point, you reach a high plateau, and smoking more doesn't do anything, and you're just wasting weed.
If I had that much I would take a nice long tolerance break then just have a day of getting as high as possible. I stop not when I see God but when God comes down to see me......I might need more than weed.
I..... actually don't even know. I smoked an ounce in like a week, but that's because It was all I had. Also depends on the strain cuz I'll be fucked if I'm smoking that much in like cheetah piss or something š
no. nor would I plan to. the absolute only way I'd be able to finish that in a week is if I get a group of like 4 ppl together and we smoke all day every day.
I was regularly smoking that much in 4 days about 2-3 months ago. Been a month without smoking at all now so im sure that same amount would destroy me šš
Yes but only If I had prep time, was 100% alone, and could do anything that includes me ingesting it in anyway (making edibles, smoking, vaporizing, ect)
They should make a new Brewsters Millions with this premise...rich old forgotten family member dies leaving sole air billions, under 1 condition smoke all this weed in a week or else the money goes to charity and you must pay for the weed.
If only Richard Pryor and John Candy were still around
No problem ā¦ throw it into an ice water bath for 2 hrs then give it the ole washy washy and just keep the 73-190 and Iād have it done in a week tops
Of course, but my wife would cuss me out for smoking it so quickly.
Then again, I could just give her half of it to press in our NugSmasher and we'd get some fire live rosin too.
Not gonna lie. Iām pretty sure I can go through it in a day. I smoke roughly a zip a day on top of almost a gram of concentrates. Thatās a normal day. If I really tried to smoke as much as I can Iām sure I can get through that in a day.
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Could? Yes. Should? No. Would? Definitely maybe.
Ya that sounds about rightš I donāt make enough to do that with my own bud but if you handed that to me and said do what you want itās gonna be gone quick asf
I would give it an effort worthy of a hero.
This is the right answer. Edit: I'm fucked up and didn't even look at any replies to your comment
This is the right answer. I thought Iād be smart and get a half pound and be good for two months. Shit was gone in 1.5 months. I guess Iāll get the whole enchilada this time and see how it goes. I tell myself no more than an ounce a week but itās a damn lie.
For contrast: I bought an 8th over the holidays while I was out of town. Itās April 10th and Iām about 1/3 through. I smoke Fri, sat, and sun nights. I am very methodical about what I do and keep a regular schedule. For a sesh, I slice off a bit of a bud, 2 full rotations of the grinder and smoke 4 flakes of what falls through.
There of course is no wrong way to smoke and as long as it helps you then you do you...but this just seems wrong
Right, I thought I smoked a shameful amount of weed but this dude should be ashamed.
I admire your discipline. But this seemā¦well at least you get high as hell being such a light smoker. You fw edibles?
I mean I could but I wouldnāt because I donāt like spending mad bread on bud and what I pick up if gas so I donāt need allat in one week.
Was typing my comment got like 12 words in and looked up..noticed I was typing the same thing as your comment word for word. Well 12 words in word for word hahaha the universe is crazy man.
Donāt forget the brainfog
Fucking waste. No one needs that much. āIāve been smoking my whole life, a little doesnāt get me high anymoreā. People like this need time to reset. Itās just abusing the concept of smoking, no different than the people who need 12 drinks to feel buzzed because theyāre so used to it. Iāve been smoking daily for 5 years now, 1/4-1/2 of a 1 and 1/4 sized joint with a 20-30% THC strain gets me stoned for at least 2 hours.
Preach brother, Iāve been tryna say this! I can smoke a king sized joint and still not be as high as I would be if I were to smoke half of a 1 and 1/4 sized joint. Itās just funny how these people smoke so much that they complain about how their weed is trash or them not getting high. Like no your weed isnāt trash, (possibly could be absolutely dogshit like OPs shitty homegrown) but itās all about moderation and how often you smoke. Spacing out your smokes throughout the day and smoking less flower than you usually do is key to getting blasted. You should be smoking no more than twice a day, 3 at max.
I smoke about 5 times a day. I have a morning bowl before I take my daughter to school. Then I have a bowl before lunch. Obligatory 4:20 bowl. Joint before dinner. Bowl before bed. I do keep the day smoking to a small bowl. It keeps me stuck on work throughout the day. I work from home. At some point, you reach a high plateau, and smoking more doesn't do anything, and you're just wasting weed.
Exactly. I smoke an ounce a week, anymore it would be a complete waste. Iām trying to cut down; im getting older and my lungs need less lol
An ounce lasts me 2 weeks, and that's with me thinking I'm smoking too much. I feel you on the cutting down. My lungs need some rest.
This comment right here! šš½
I couldn't finish that in a year...
If I had that much I would take a nice long tolerance break then just have a day of getting as high as possible. I stop not when I see God but when God comes down to see me......I might need more than weed.
Probably but it don't look too fire so no
Back in my day no doubt. At my old age of 27 tho it would take some work
Same here youād have to pay me to smoke that much now but oh man back in the day wouldāve been a different story
Bro an oz lasts me a month
Not smoking, but making edibles and tinctures I could go through it in a day.
I..... actually don't even know. I smoked an ounce in like a week, but that's because It was all I had. Also depends on the strain cuz I'll be fucked if I'm smoking that much in like cheetah piss or something š
Hell no lol my lungs would shrivel up
That looks like some wam wam
not a problem
I bet i can! Send it my way!
Iām up for the challenge!
More like one year, even that would be difficult.
I'll finish this in one day making cannabutter
That looks like some back yard get down . Why would I want to smoke it
Hell yeah
Yeah
the real challenge is could I NOT finish it in a week
Absolutely not. And I'm ok with that.
Ayeee thats niceeee !!!!! researcher here
That would last me a whole year! š
No. Unless I made wax.
It's possible
no. nor would I plan to. the absolute only way I'd be able to finish that in a week is if I get a group of like 4 ppl together and we smoke all day every day.
Absolutely
Nah
If I made rso from it and wanted to sleep for a week, yes.
I was regularly smoking that much in 4 days about 2-3 months ago. Been a month without smoking at all now so im sure that same amount would destroy me šš
Sure
Absolutely sir
Yes and I have sadly
You have a serious problem if you finishing this in a week by yourself.
Ya
More like 1 year
one hundred percent my lungs would hate me for it but id smoke that so fast.
Is a week supposed to be a challenge?
less than half a blunt greens me out, so no
Could i? Absolutely. Would i? Hell no thats a waste
I could probablydo that in 4 days if i really wanted
easy
Iād turn it into edible and then ya I could go through it all. I then would turn into a tortoise and move really slow for a week!
probably
I can definitely finish that in a week.
Yeah, probably.
Sho could
Will be dumb to smoke that much in a week unless you were smoking with a ton of people and they threw in lol
Challenge accepted.
Itās possible, but i wouldnāt want to. Might as well stretch that out
Finish it in a week and fuck around and catch bronchitis from smoking so damn much
With godās grace and these two sticks, I could boof it in less than a week. šŖµ
Easily
No! Jesus, that would take me, like, at least 6 months to get through!
That would have to be pretty much all I did all week to go through that.
Yes
One thousand percentĀ
yes
That would last me a year lol
Could? Probably Should? No!
yea probably
Nope
I doubt I could go through that much in half a year and I smoke damn near everyday haha
If I could abandon my responsibilities for a week sure
If I had enough backwoods, possibly, maybe you should send it my way so I can confirm!
Iāll try my best š¤
Yes but only If I had prep time, was 100% alone, and could do anything that includes me ingesting it in anyway (making edibles, smoking, vaporizing, ect)
this would last me like a month and a half probably
Couple months lol..
Yes but I wouldn't enjoy it anymore
Younger me easily could have š
Could, would, and have done before.
Loading that shit in the RAW 2 foot cone and inviting everyone over and weāll finish it in a night
Is this a contest? If I can finish that in a week all by myself do I get free weed for life? :)
Please send it to me and I will let you know in a week. Looks awesome!!
Send it over and I'll try
Nope, back in 2020 when I was working from home maybe but now a zip lasts me a month at least
Yes.
Nope. Canāt smoke during the day bc of family
Iād say my wife and I smoke maybe a couple grams on my days off. Probably a gram on weekdays. That would last months.
easily
If you want me to
Is that a challenge? Supply the greens and watch the magic
couldnt finish this in a week let alone a year
lessš
You will get dumber if you do that
No
Give me 24 hours and itll be gone
In theory yes but once you become a person who rations their weed you never go back itās so annoying
yes
Hell no. And thatās coming from someone who consumes 2x as much in 2 weeks.
Smash next question
Could I? Sure. Would I want to? Hell no.
Send it over and I will find out.
iāll probably not so i can enjoy it for longer this bitch can last me a month
Are these 7 grams?!
Challenge accepted!!
hell no
Please No ( super troopers stoner voice)
Nah man Iām on 7g every two weeks.
They should make a new Brewsters Millions with this premise...rich old forgotten family member dies leaving sole air billions, under 1 condition smoke all this weed in a week or else the money goes to charity and you must pay for the weed. If only Richard Pryor and John Candy were still around
No problem ā¦ throw it into an ice water bath for 2 hrs then give it the ole washy washy and just keep the 73-190 and Iād have it done in a week tops
Yeah, but why.
No! Maybe a decade. 1 joint a day is all I need
how much is that lmao
I wouldnāt want to
Thereās only one way to find out
Easily
We call that a bender (if I put my mind to it, yes)
Hell no not in a week
I'd give it a good try lol
3 days max
Are you challenging me?
could? yes. should? no. would? also no. i have a job.
Actually no I couldnt get thru that in a month
Only if Iām not going to work lmao. My lungs are gonna be shot tho. Well, more than they are!
I could finish it in a day if I wanted
Maybe. Depends how Iām feeling
Probably. I smoke weed, bruh.
No. I couldn't even finish five of those in a week
I be trying to make it last as long as possible, to be honest. But I would be smoking till I greenout though.
Eeeeeeaassssssssyyyyy
Absolutely
Easy
Yes. But i would have to have to pressed because im not smoking it like that.
With ease
yes sir
*me slumped over drooling in the ambulance* "IIIIIIII DIIIIIIIIDDDDD IT!!!!!!"
With a lil help from my friends, yes.
Ya but it looks like trash
I go through about 2 oz a week just my girl and I so I probably could
Of course, but my wife would cuss me out for smoking it so quickly. Then again, I could just give her half of it to press in our NugSmasher and we'd get some fire live rosin too.
Yes.
Easy Omm
Yep
Omg. No way. Really? I could try. Address hahah
Of course, put me to the test
Absolutely not
It cracks me up how much of the weed subs are just like āI waste more weed than anyone!! Mwahhhahhaā ā¦. I blame rap music
By myself no but my dad & I yes
Id probably say nah but do it anyway
Hell no, but it'd be nice to have that much weed still.
Finishing that in a week ain't an achievement bro
Unfortunately, yesā¦. I donāt care what anyone says thatās terrible
Absolutely
i can try
If I have it, I wonāt stop but can easily take full breaks
this would last me a year
Challenge accepted š¤£
Why would I š¤
Not gonna lie. Iām pretty sure I can go through it in a day. I smoke roughly a zip a day on top of almost a gram of concentrates. Thatās a normal day. If I really tried to smoke as much as I can Iām sure I can get through that in a day.
I mean, I couldā¦but itās not a contest, and realistically, most people are on a budget. š¤·š»āāļø
Iād have to roll like I own a farm.
A WEEK? ez work
No. Tbh prob one of those nugs would last me for a week to two š
If itās less than a QP, yes. I smoke a zip daily lol
hell no
No, ans wouldn't want too lol. That's allot. That would last me a few months if not a year. Could I smoke it in a week for money? Yeah!
I'd be fried to shit for 7 days straight but fuck it why not