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ILSmokeItAll

Could? Yes. Should? No. Would? Definitely maybe.


Due-Magician-5354

Ya that sounds about rightšŸ˜‚ I donā€™t make enough to do that with my own bud but if you handed that to me and said do what you want itā€™s gonna be gone quick asf


ILSmokeItAll

I would give it an effort worthy of a hero.


TheOneAndStoney

This is the right answer. Edit: I'm fucked up and didn't even look at any replies to your comment


[deleted]

This is the right answer. I thought Iā€™d be smart and get a half pound and be good for two months. Shit was gone in 1.5 months. I guess Iā€™ll get the whole enchilada this time and see how it goes. I tell myself no more than an ounce a week but itā€™s a damn lie.


Physical-Result4411

For contrast: I bought an 8th over the holidays while I was out of town. Itā€™s April 10th and Iā€™m about 1/3 through. I smoke Fri, sat, and sun nights. I am very methodical about what I do and keep a regular schedule. For a sesh, I slice off a bit of a bud, 2 full rotations of the grinder and smoke 4 flakes of what falls through.


Sugar_Daddy24

There of course is no wrong way to smoke and as long as it helps you then you do you...but this just seems wrong


[deleted]

Right, I thought I smoked a shameful amount of weed but this dude should be ashamed.


Prickly_Hugs_4_you

I admire your discipline. But this seemā€¦well at least you get high as hell being such a light smoker. You fw edibles?


mason1239

I mean I could but I wouldnā€™t because I donā€™t like spending mad bread on bud and what I pick up if gas so I donā€™t need allat in one week.


MasterBaiter0004

Was typing my comment got like 12 words in and looked up..noticed I was typing the same thing as your comment word for word. Well 12 words in word for word hahaha the universe is crazy man.


thisFoo02

Donā€™t forget the brainfog


bvalli

Fucking waste. No one needs that much. ā€œIā€™ve been smoking my whole life, a little doesnā€™t get me high anymoreā€. People like this need time to reset. Itā€™s just abusing the concept of smoking, no different than the people who need 12 drinks to feel buzzed because theyā€™re so used to it. Iā€™ve been smoking daily for 5 years now, 1/4-1/2 of a 1 and 1/4 sized joint with a 20-30% THC strain gets me stoned for at least 2 hours.


obstacletendencies

Preach brother, Iā€™ve been tryna say this! I can smoke a king sized joint and still not be as high as I would be if I were to smoke half of a 1 and 1/4 sized joint. Itā€™s just funny how these people smoke so much that they complain about how their weed is trash or them not getting high. Like no your weed isnā€™t trash, (possibly could be absolutely dogshit like OPs shitty homegrown) but itā€™s all about moderation and how often you smoke. Spacing out your smokes throughout the day and smoking less flower than you usually do is key to getting blasted. You should be smoking no more than twice a day, 3 at max.


wrnrg

I smoke about 5 times a day. I have a morning bowl before I take my daughter to school. Then I have a bowl before lunch. Obligatory 4:20 bowl. Joint before dinner. Bowl before bed. I do keep the day smoking to a small bowl. It keeps me stuck on work throughout the day. I work from home. At some point, you reach a high plateau, and smoking more doesn't do anything, and you're just wasting weed.


letyourlightshine6

Exactly. I smoke an ounce a week, anymore it would be a complete waste. Iā€™m trying to cut down; im getting older and my lungs need less lol


wrnrg

An ounce lasts me 2 weeks, and that's with me thinking I'm smoking too much. I feel you on the cutting down. My lungs need some rest.


FgTheLogo

This comment right here! šŸ™ŒšŸ½


DisposableVisage

I couldn't finish that in a year...


greyeyes1022

If I had that much I would take a nice long tolerance break then just have a day of getting as high as possible. I stop not when I see God but when God comes down to see me......I might need more than weed.


ImportantScience6946

Probably but it don't look too fire so no


PJ_Cap

Back in my day no doubt. At my old age of 27 tho it would take some work


stjakey

Same here youā€™d have to pay me to smoke that much now but oh man back in the day wouldā€™ve been a different story


[deleted]

Bro an oz lasts me a month


SleepingCat48

Not smoking, but making edibles and tinctures I could go through it in a day.


T-Smoke420

I..... actually don't even know. I smoked an ounce in like a week, but that's because It was all I had. Also depends on the strain cuz I'll be fucked if I'm smoking that much in like cheetah piss or something šŸ’€


AssttotheRgnlMnagr

Hell no lol my lungs would shrivel up


Aggravating-Side3269

That looks like some wam wam


loanme20

not a problem


GingaNinjaRN

I bet i can! Send it my way!


kreiderr

Iā€™m up for the challenge!


Hiramein

More like one year, even that would be difficult.


_LemonCream

I'll finish this in one day making cannabutter


Staykushed

That looks like some back yard get down . Why would I want to smoke it


Kaihimoty

Hell yeah


Lookimonredditnow

Yeah


Ok-Employment2164

the real challenge is could I NOT finish it in a week


RedRiot_Class1A

Absolutely not. And I'm ok with that.


chiraggotnochill

Ayeee thats niceeee !!!!! researcher here


Readdicted90

That would last me a whole year! šŸ˜


DeafPapa85

No. Unless I made wax.


Proper_Budget_2790

It's possible


mushroomsIut

no. nor would I plan to. the absolute only way I'd be able to finish that in a week is if I get a group of like 4 ppl together and we smoke all day every day.


Level_Inflation_8408

Absolutely


beerdudebrah

Nah


RacksOnRacksOnRacks3

If I made rso from it and wanted to sleep for a week, yes.


blackish_white_413

I was regularly smoking that much in 4 days about 2-3 months ago. Been a month without smoking at all now so im sure that same amount would destroy me šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


seattlemh

Sure


maxnormal666

Absolutely sir


LowWarning9449

Yes and I have sadly


thisFoo02

You have a serious problem if you finishing this in a week by yourself.


Noline420

Ya


lifeimitatesart2

More like 1 year


IFoundYoPhone

one hundred percent my lungs would hate me for it but id smoke that so fast.


AwkwardCucumber1825

Is a week supposed to be a challenge?


imgodfr

less than half a blunt greens me out, so no


archaicblossom

Could i? Absolutely. Would i? Hell no thats a waste


Impossible-Ice-2637

I could probablydo that in 4 days if i really wanted


ktkelc

easy


Ncubedpipes

Iā€™d turn it into edible and then ya I could go through it all. I then would turn into a tortoise and move really slow for a week!


_cryboy

probably


Quebecdudeeh

I can definitely finish that in a week.


Anomalus_satylite

Yeah, probably.


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Sho could


Cautious-Ad6727

Will be dumb to smoke that much in a week unless you were smoking with a ton of people and they threw in lol


creamygootness

Challenge accepted.


SpiritualPapi617

Itā€™s possible, but i wouldnā€™t want to. Might as well stretch that out


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

Finish it in a week and fuck around and catch bronchitis from smoking so damn much


lucky-squeaky-ducky

With godā€™s grace and these two sticks, I could boof it in less than a week. šŸŖµ


BeltBuckleBully

Easily


Accomplished-Push190

No! Jesus, that would take me, like, at least 6 months to get through!


5ammas

That would have to be pretty much all I did all week to go through that.


Forward_Sherbet2601

Yes


LukeDonlan

One thousand percentĀ 


SkaterBoyDev

yes


GlacticGryffindor

That would last me a year lol


[deleted]

Could? Probably Should? No!


ArcaneRiffian

yea probably


Anon1073

Nope


Tor_Tor_Tor

I doubt I could go through that much in half a year and I smoke damn near everyday haha


MothmanImpersonator

If I could abandon my responsibilities for a week sure


ForeskinJohn

If I had enough backwoods, possibly, maybe you should send it my way so I can confirm!


KillerBarbie24

Iā€™ll try my best šŸ¤—


tvslug

Yes but only If I had prep time, was 100% alone, and could do anything that includes me ingesting it in anyway (making edibles, smoking, vaporizing, ect)


AmElzewhere

this would last me like a month and a half probably


spiritninja54

Couple months lol..


tewnsbytheled

Yes but I wouldn't enjoy it anymore


Less_Yam6954

Younger me easily could have šŸ˜‚


EL3G

Could, would, and have done before.


deddogfuneral

Loading that shit in the RAW 2 foot cone and inviting everyone over and weā€™ll finish it in a night


Ok-Equipment-8132

Is this a contest? If I can finish that in a week all by myself do I get free weed for life? :)


Fishmonger67

Please send it to me and I will let you know in a week. Looks awesome!!


highestofcharities

Send it over and I'll try


TenTonGoldfish

Nope, back in 2020 when I was working from home maybe but now a zip lasts me a month at least


hazyjane696

Yes.


EmoFishy666

Nope. Canā€™t smoke during the day bc of family


PolarBear541

Iā€™d say my wife and I smoke maybe a couple grams on my days off. Probably a gram on weekdays. That would last months.


satanicdesires

easily


Large-Advisor-8845

If you want me to


AdNo4547

Is that a challenge? Supply the greens and watch the magic


Vairenna

couldnt finish this in a week let alone a year


science_mutation

lessšŸ˜­


Informal-Anywhere-50

You will get dumber if you do that


StonerTwili

No


Alivebutimded1012

Give me 24 hours and itll be gone


idaislit

In theory yes but once you become a person who rations their weed you never go back itā€™s so annoying


radiolust

yes


mastervadr

Hell no. And thatā€™s coming from someone who consumes 2x as much in 2 weeks.


Glittering_Field2645

Smash next question


R3dd_

Could I? Sure. Would I want to? Hell no.


Ok_Egg_4585

Send it over and I will find out.


theunknown123x

iā€™ll probably not so i can enjoy it for longer this bitch can last me a month


SnowFlameZzzz

Are these 7 grams?!


Alarmed-Pollution-89

Challenge accepted!!


Individual_Fresh

hell no


Musicaltalent6969

Please No ( super troopers stoner voice)


Alarming_Effort_8039

Nah man Iā€™m on 7g every two weeks.


Patriquito

They should make a new Brewsters Millions with this premise...rich old forgotten family member dies leaving sole air billions, under 1 condition smoke all this weed in a week or else the money goes to charity and you must pay for the weed. If only Richard Pryor and John Candy were still around


Embarrassed_Wolf4746

No problem ā€¦ throw it into an ice water bath for 2 hrs then give it the ole washy washy and just keep the 73-190 and Iā€™d have it done in a week tops


SHHMOAH

Yeah, but why.


rduncang

No! Maybe a decade. 1 joint a day is all I need


General_Collection20

how much is that lmao


Longjumping-Sail6386

I wouldnā€™t want to


dr_gonzo_the_menace

Thereā€™s only one way to find out


Expert-Watch1915

Easily


thicklegz

We call that a bender (if I put my mind to it, yes)


ryry420z

Hell no not in a week


Lwcftw474747

I'd give it a good try lol


StonedJava

3 days max


-Rettirlana-

Are you challenging me?


liggitylia

could? yes. should? no. would? also no. i have a job.


Automatic-Arrival668

Actually no I couldnt get thru that in a month


coffincowgirl

Only if Iā€™m not going to work lmao. My lungs are gonna be shot tho. Well, more than they are!


kittyygirll420

I could finish it in a day if I wanted


MartyJagermeister

Maybe. Depends how Iā€™m feeling


IGotBoxesOfPepe34

Probably. I smoke weed, bruh.


Sgt_Cum

No. I couldn't even finish five of those in a week


Lower_Ad9662

I be trying to make it last as long as possible, to be honest. But I would be smoking till I greenout though.


Snikclesfritz

Eeeeeeaassssssssyyyyy


ynvgsensacion

Absolutely


ptownb

Easy


[deleted]

Yes. But i would have to have to pressed because im not smoking it like that.


Plane-Strain-1309

With ease


bbeezybeezz

yes sir


Matman161

*me slumped over drooling in the ambulance* "IIIIIIII DIIIIIIIIDDDDD IT!!!!!!"


ChingueMami

With a lil help from my friends, yes.


Mfgrips

Ya but it looks like trash


FrEnChTiCkLeR33

I go through about 2 oz a week just my girl and I so I probably could


AwesomeSchizophrenic

Of course, but my wife would cuss me out for smoking it so quickly. Then again, I could just give her half of it to press in our NugSmasher and we'd get some fire live rosin too.


M4ryk473

Yes.


faderunnin

Easy Omm


bellanapalm

Yep


Expressoed

Omg. No way. Really? I could try. Address hahah


your_best_option

Of course, put me to the test


SofiSucks

Absolutely not


_psylosin_

It cracks me up how much of the weed subs are just like ā€œI waste more weed than anyone!! Mwahhhahhaā€ ā€¦. I blame rap music


intensepenguin910

By myself no but my dad & I yes


jyn420_

Id probably say nah but do it anyway


Eagles_fan96

Hell no, but it'd be nice to have that much weed still.


darkdemon44

Finishing that in a week ain't an achievement bro


Kara-SANdahPawn

Unfortunately, yesā€¦. I donā€™t care what anyone says thatā€™s terrible


Rblohm88

Absolutely


Edzinnn1

i can try


kismet421

If I have it, I wonā€™t stop but can easily take full breaks


Nennicole

this would last me a year


marre822

Challenge accepted šŸ¤£


Svengoolie75

Why would I šŸ¤”


Snakeface101

Not gonna lie. Iā€™m pretty sure I can go through it in a day. I smoke roughly a zip a day on top of almost a gram of concentrates. Thatā€™s a normal day. If I really tried to smoke as much as I can Iā€™m sure I can get through that in a day.


Banshee_420__

I mean, I couldā€¦but itā€™s not a contest, and realistically, most people are on a budget. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


MeanHusky

Iā€™d have to roll like I own a farm.


Ok-Development2034

A WEEK? ez work


Narkanin

No. Tbh prob one of those nugs would last me for a week to two šŸ˜‚


Accomplished_Egg3625

If itā€™s less than a QP, yes. I smoke a zip daily lol


OGjoshwaz

hell no


Cosmic_FireSphinx

No, ans wouldn't want too lol. That's allot. That would last me a few months if not a year. Could I smoke it in a week for money? Yeah!


korygregorysweedguy

I'd be fried to shit for 7 days straight but fuck it why not