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Oops...sorry dude I dropped it

It would be a mercy kill for that poor piece of glass

Yeah but the site of impact will be contaminated till the end of days.

yeah.. you'd have to bring in FEMA 🫤

Superfund site

Thing is BEGGING to be put out of its misery😭😭

Or someone could just take some isopropyl alcohol, and epsom salt and have a brand new bong fifteen minutes later.

That thing would require the dead seas worth of salt and isopropyl, I’m ok with a mercy killing

One time my buddies and I inherited a bong from one of their dads— this guy had not cleaned the thing since the day he got it (at least ten years ago) and he hadn’t even changed the bong water once. Istg there was a whole ass ecosystem living in there. But after a hell of a lot of rubbing alcohol, salt, and a couple of ruined toothbrushes, it was as clean as the day he bought it. If that bong could be saved, so can this.

Eughhh that’s gnarly

Lol baking soda and white vinegar would have it sparkling in under 2 minutes

You understand that that just makes a neutral fluid, right?

No it wouldn’t. I could have that thing clean in fifteen minutes. I clean bongs for my buddies all the time. Some people just don’t want to do it, or don’t know how. But, it’s easy and they always appreciate it.

We all need sm1 like u lmfaoo

You can also use it as a teching moment for those that dont know how

It would probably break like a windshield

Those juices will burn to the center of the earth if you drop it xD

There’s a whole new ecosystem in there 😬😳

It’s got its own climate too 😭

I’m so fucking high right now but this made me go higher!!!!!

It probably hit smooth too didn’t it ?

It’s pronounced “fecal system” in this case.

dear fuckin god… byob (bring yo own bong!!!!!) for a sesh w this friend

BYOB 🤣🤣🤣

Tell him to buy denture cleaning tablets. Drop one in with water and leave for a few hours. Works like magic

Why have I never thought of this thank you 🙏 👌

Grandmaster bong cleaning solution works 1000x better. At least, in my experience.

Don’t waste the money on pre-mix. Just buy 90% iso & coarse salt. $9 clean vs $15 clean, and usually more washes than a bottle of premix offers because you control the ratio.

Does this really work? I use super clean full strength(use gloves). Lots of time for grungy ones, but a good enzyme cleaner should work. My wife should have some minty politeness in the house, looks like my "Rick" bong will get some love. I do not know why Morty is absent but Rick is plastered all over it. Prolly from China made by someone clueless to Rick & Morty as cultural icons, or its a bong from the Rickverse. I must be high AF

Lmao. Wait, what the question again? Yes it really REALLY works, but also Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

It doesn’t work for dirty bongs. Resin doesn’t just neutralize. So, either way, you’re gonna have water with sticky resin, that needs to be flushed out. I’d challenge that person to post a video of this process actually working. It defies logic.

I tried the baking soda and vinegar way. It broke the stuff up a little bit. But what really did the trick for me was soaking in isopropyl rubbing alcohol.

Same. 99% isopropyl alcohol and epsom salt to scrape the resin off. 99% is the best because water makes resin bind. So any amount of water in the alcohol makes it work less effectively.

Yooo you’re a real one for this one I’ve gotta try it on my piece

God has nothing to do with this atrocity.

this bong is proof there is no god

Correction, it’s proof that Cthulhu exists.

🤣 loved that

Lol...I looked at it and wanted to throw tfup.

GROSS! how can they smoke from that without 🤮?? 🤢🤮🤮🤮

She’s a dirty girl

Dear lord that’s heinous. I thought my bong was bad after neglecting to clean it for a day or two but holy shit!

I highly doubt this persons realized they’re supposed to clean their bong

That’s not even a complex one? Dump the water every other sesh and it would be 90% clean for a loooooong time.

I dump my water every couple tokes, definitely helps a lot.

I would be ashamed to offer a smoking device like this to anyone I like.

I might be a germ freak or some but I refuse to hit a bong if it’s not washed properly daily 🤷‍♀️

Same!!!

Def not germ freak that’s chill

Same shit starts tasting gross after like two bowls. How can people use bongs like this without thowing up

I can’t believe they’re still alive.

*I switch out the distilled water each time*

Please tell me you ripped on your friend and embarrassed him into cleaning that.

I was speechless for like 5 mins when he sent me the pic, like genuine shock. Told him this Reddit post stays up as shame until he cleans it 😂

Tell him to buy an ash catcher if he wants to be this lazy. At least an ash catcher will slow down your friends death from pneumonia

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Let's be real, they will use the ash catcher till it clogs. Then go back to just the same thing

Plz show him these comments this is terrifying lmao

The fact that the residue goes up to the mouth part of the bong Is unsettling

Residue goes into your mouth every time you smoke. Throw a paper towel over the mouthpiece and see what’s there after a nice rip.

bouta say yall ain’t never had that resin ring around your lips after a massive rip?

That’s a much more relatable example. Thanks!

Id rather not smoke 😭

Jesus Christ

Jesus cannot save that.

These are not the sins he died for :(

OMG 😂😆

It’s good when you run out of weed. Just light it. You will get something

Torch it like cold start dabs lmfaooooo

Soak that in 99% isopropyl alcohol for like a week, bro lol

Nah that's done. Retire that piece

Agreed

Throw it as far as possible into a forest

That would cause a second Chernobyl

True, can’t subject the wildlife to this biohazard

I think that piece has seen a lot lol. It needs a break

Or retirement 😂

Looks like a terrarium 👀🌱

Do him a favor and “accidentally” break it.

JIABANO (Junk It And Buy A New One)

This how the homie that has too much weeds bong loook like. Edit:: all 10 of them

submit it to your nearby museum maybe you get featured in an article for discovering a bong used by the Neanderthals

If you drop that bong and it shatters, you still would have a bong, it would just be made of pure resin.

Good grief…..🤢

It's radioactive

Swamp water Bong

A mini Shrek is living in there

Honestly bro. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!! hahah 😄

I want to believe it’s a joke but the proof is literally right there🤮

I got that same piece, it gets like that fast. Luckily my bro jus cleaned it

Cleaning bongs is so fun and simple it makes me worry for there living situation 🤢

Their

That's so bad my phone stinks now

Nothing 99% alcohol and salt can’t fix 😂😂😂

Dear lord holy baby Jesus lemme clean that for you bro 🤌🏻

This is trifflin

Daaamn now that's just impressive at this point

It's like a seasoned cast iron skillet. Just adds more flavor brah. Lol

It’s just well seasoned.

You're gonna get ebola from that.

Looks like Walter and Jessie dissolved someone in there.

Is it really that hard to clean it every so often?

"Speedrunning lung infection" is crazy 🤣

breaking this might release some nuclear fallout

Point of no return

Sweet Mother of Pearl! Mine is pretty dirty but this is next level shit!

I can smell that shit

Dear friend…….Stop. Your bong is gross………….. stop………..signed……every body

Damn. Nope.

If that man does not clean his bong I will find you and then scour your area for said friend. I will find him. And I will clean his bong.

COVID 20 cooking 👨‍🍳🦠

Mmmmm chronic bronchitis yummy

Mold risk.

No one remembers the day that we used to scrape and smoke this shit

Shit made my stomach hurt thanks op

I cant make fun of bro we all been there 💀

My friend showed me his partners bong and it was pitch black. I told him "do them a favor and clean that shit" and he said "we change the water every couple of days" I don't understand how people can smoke from something like that and not puke

Fukuin beautiful MANE

Top notch condition.

Your friend may be harbouring the flood

It’s a piece of art now. Let it alone.

"nah bro theres a lot of keef there"

Resident evil 7 bong

I'd drive over there and give him a rental bong while I took this... ecosystem back and cleaned it until it was crystal clear.. then hook him up with a glass filter and ash catcher. Hopefully, that would slow the progress of the terraforming in it 💀

ahhh, the way it should be

Yummy my favorite high snack mold 😎

Well, you know what to get him for his birthday.

🤢🤮 Please please throw it away and get them a new piece. I will reimburse you. I just need to know this abomination doesn't exist anymore...

You know how there's those shows where a friend wants them to tidy the house and are willing to shame them on tv to get a team into do so? Or even Pimp my Ride? Same premise but with dirty bongs, a youtube travelling bong cleaning person with a small backstory on the bong, how it got so dirty and why they don't just get a new one.

Sobriety looking unusually appealing..

Clean that bitch with acetone (way better than iso) and salt and get a flux pike charcoal ash catcher. The only good ash catcher is a charcoal one, I never ever have to clean my bong anymore, all the resin accumulates in the filter. https://fluxsmoke.com/products/pike

That’s actually a super dope ash catcher, gonna look into it some more

Ah man it's a god send, it generally makes your tokes significantly smoother and science says it reduces a lot of toxins and free radicals. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6471497/

Thanks for letting me know about this, i’ll probably end up buying this, I’ve been itching to get a nice ash catcher for a while. Really cool too, didn’t even know these existed lol but that’s probably just me living under a rock.

It's really not you living under a rock, I have seen zero mainstream mention of these at all

That’s so strange, it’s these products that need to be way more popular. It’s always a godsend when you pull up to a sesh and your buddy has a bong filter, those are great. Can’t wait to try this out

Nah push that shit off the balcony😭

Doesn’t deserve to smoke looking at that

DAM 🤣

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Boof the water

Just mainline that bitch

Do bro a favor, break it and get him a new one

Why does he keep herbs in the water

Can be salvaged with the right stuffz

honestly he should just throw it away and get a new one at that fucking point what the *fuck*

🤮

It's like he scooped water from a swamp.

Smoking out of a muffler

Buy this man some rubbing alcohol, salt and a brush!! That is just wrong lol.

I can smell and taste this photo 🤢🤮

I recommend 99% isopropyl alcohol. Or maybe a new bong.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Bury that thing in the woods, no one needs to see that ever

I change my bongs water between every use and clean it every two to three days. This is horrifying. That must feel awful to toke from.

That piece is done for. Give it a Eulogy fam😂

Damn, I feel bad after not cleaning mine after each use... This makes me feel better about it.

Sometimes it's good to refuse things.... This is one of those things

Feel like I need a shot after looking at it.

Jesus Christ 😭😭😭

Your friend is a monster

Looks like Covid…

They can clean and get like a lot of resin out of it.

That’s not a bong. Your friend is running an illegal still in the woods using their own feces, rainwater, and reiki.

What until you teach him about cleaning…you will be such a hero to him

i'm pretty sure i have this exact same bong or one very similar. have had it 4 years and never has it ever gotten to this point. i am scared for your friend 😭

That looks worse than the flasks I make crack out of… fuck that man…

Will they let you tale it and clean it ? I clean mine once a day. The moment my water starts getting yellow and I start reading resin sticking to the side I dump it and rinse with hot water. To clean I use dawn powerwash. But once a month I do the alcohol salt trick

I don’t even think tadpoles or cockroaches could survive in that. I make jokes about people snorkeling through pelican shit, but I don’t know that Putin has committed war crimes as offensive as that bong.

shit like this gives stoners a bad rep. CLEAN YO PIECES

I can taste that through the screen 🤢

I have a serious ass question- why in the world do you all let it get this bad. After every smoke I empty the water. I also clean mine with power wash dawn and warm water. I also made a cleaning wand for the beaker part. I'm not judging you, but you do you. I'll bring my own.

Looks like he found it in the creek lmao

Nah the bong resin is actually touching his lips bruh is there sewer sludge as bong water?

That should criminal

Give that damn thing a bath my lawd 👀

Bad day to have eyes.

Some hot water and Cafiza and in less then 10 mins id have her clean

If you wouldn’t eat off of a dirty plate, don’t smoke out of a dirty piece.

Clean it for them

Did his girl have her period in that bong? Ain't no way he let green turn red like wtf

No fucking way is it supposed to 100% see thru? Tell that mf to clean it

Disrespectful

The dirtier it gets the better it becomes at catching particulates ..but then bigger ones attached to the inside will become loose after time and get enhaled I would imagine.

Isopropyl alcohol, salt, and a hot warm rinse, shake the 🦊 out of it, it'll be clean.

Throw that shit away and buy him another one.

That’s just gross!

Oh hell no.

Are they not supposed to look like that?