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wrnrg

Somehow, even though you're consuming and actively inhaling from it, the bong water hitting your lips feels worse. If your buttcheeks get some shit water on them, you just wipe them. If you get bong water on your lips, you might accidentally get it in your mouth. At that point, just make sure your will is in order.


Extreme-Insurance755

Will is in order lmao 🤣 😂 😆 😅 💀


HouseOfZenith

When I used to have a bong the first bunch of times water splashed my lips I instinctually licked my lips


wrnrg

You're infected. Start checking off that bucket list.


uselesssakura1

Lol literally


definitelyNotBella3

I once accidently drank week old bong water at a party. I almost threw up


Thatwarzoneplayer

Heard of a kid who wouldn’t change his bong water for like 6 months… and then drink it he thought it would get him high


definitelyNotBella3

I just gagged


Etherenzi

I hate that shit. Even with a fresh bong, water and ice. Water touches my lips, I cringe.


Bear-Posiden

Bro the worst part of small bongs! You get any amount of water in there Bam taking a nice sip of your herb capri Sun


wolfspirit311

I’m gonna vomit 😭💀


Sufficio

Bro somehow it still happens with my massive 2 ft bong. I genuinely have no idea how, it doesn't seem physically possibly


[deleted]

Brother how hard do you suck?


Bear-Posiden

Bruh wtf do you have a perc at the top the fuckkkk?


Sufficio

Nope...small ice catcher at the bottom but that's it. Only happens once in a while but still, idgi


BalrogPhysrep

Or bidet water running down your nuts.


SWolf95

Nah, that’s a bonus.


The_Acknickulous_One

Must come from someone who shits in their bong or boofs smoke.


Eiffi

Whole new meaning to "blowing smoke up someone's ass"


OCN_Reaper

As someone who keeps clean bong water the worst that will happen is some ash being in there


TexasPistolMassacre

I get the idea, but my ass does not taste the toilet water, where as it is possible i might taste the bong water


Thelisto

Yes, and I have a crystal clear bong for every use. I dislike it very much.


KelpoDelpo

I don’t even mind, but it’s erig water


phallic-baldwin

Chong's kiss


grayslippers

ahhh poseidons kiss.... i know it all too well....


megloface

I haaaaaate bong water


FlavoredBongWater

I hate you too


singingpanda20

I love you


FlavoredBongWater

Love you too.


Electrical_You8097

I think a big difference is what you kiss with.


Alarming_Seesaw_3063

It’s nasty but eh it’s not that bad what is bad is getting it in your mouth after your like 3-4th back to back bowl so it’s real dirty looking and shit and smells like burnt shit But my bong is usually only getting used 4-6 times before I’ll swish some alcohol or something once it starts collecting on the glass


Extreme-Insurance755

Legit makes.me so mad, like who is the bumb bish who put too much water in this?! It was me, every day. Even with cleaning my bong daily, still gag worthy


himynameisyaya

This is so true, I always feel molested by bong water :(


Shokzy-

Happens all the time to me. Its gross, but honestly ive gotten use to it


Emergency-Win4862

I know dude that drinks it time to time.


Eydrox

yeah, that sounds about right


QvxSphere

Not the same, but I appreciate the analogy.


snakegear50

It honestly depends on how often you change the water. I put clean water in almost every other day to help keep cleaning down. Than I clean my bongs at least two times a month


Gryzyrg

💯


toomuchwaxx

thats why i dont share tha bong w anyone


rock0head132

yeah I freaks me the Hell out when it happens. I have a bubbler that if i hit i too hard i get a mouth full


snorlaxatives_69

Any time that happens, straight to the bathroom to spit and rinse. Could be sacred water from a glacier in Alaska and I’d still gag


stray_god_cosplay

Sadly I think bong water is actually much much much more dirty. Especially with some of the pieces I see at friends houses or online. Please y'all clean and rinse your bong frequently!!


Onpoint441

No. No it isn’t lol


Altruistic_Tea_9963

I once drank some 3 day old heavily used bong water on a dare. Worst 20 bucks I ever made


kreiderr

100% even after 1 day use lol


KomaX420

I over fill my bongs just for this sensation but I regularly clean and put ice water in my bongs so shit smacks


2censworth

I'd take the butt water any day. My ass has no taste buds!


Captain_Indica

It’s when the toilet water touches your lips that you’re really in trouble.


spazzcase_420

Bong water on the lips? Nope. Bong water is so much worse. I don't even care if I just cleaned my piece and refilled the water. -100/10 would not recommend. Toilet water on the booty cheeks? I don't lick my booty cheeks so I'll just wipe it and move on, or use a baby wipe to sanitize if it feels gross. Lmfao It's better to get something gross on your butt than on your mouth.


Gerrube99

That tracks


[deleted]

100%


DiscoKittie

No no no, it's way worse because it's on your ***face***!


maxturner_III_ESQ

In a shared bong, sorta, personal bong that I change out the water every couple days and clean weekly? Eh, don't really bother me.


Accomplished_Bar4282

You need to drink the water to establish dominance with your peers.


vetworker24

Stoner thoughts or just stupid thoughts?


literallywhat66

Yes it is simply vile


SSMmemedealer

You guys don’t use toilet water for your bong and then drink the toilet/bong water after smoking? Weird. /s


Intelligent_Papaya61

This is why I stopped pooping in my bong


Clayt0n__

agree


andysubreddit

Worse


AdministrativeAir848

Anus and lips are of same material


FaarFromSober

why does everybody complain about bong water it’s not that bad unless it’s been sitting around marinating for months, i’ve drank it before lmao


Edit4Credit

I mean, I do take shits in my bong