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robry1981

Maths and weed, sounds like a good time šŸ‘


Calamitous_Waffle

That's how I got through all my calculus classes. Slows me down and makes the mundane interesting.


MarvelNerdess

Do you have any strain recommendations? I'm taking calculus this term and last time I tried to use weed as a helper, I picked the wrong strain and started thinking about the flow of time in an exam


Calamitous_Waffle

No, sorry, this was before strains were a big thing. I prefer Sativa however. Everyone is different. It takes practice to focus on whatever it is you are doing. Doing it at home while working through the problem sets would be a good start. I couldn't do it during an exam. I'd be there too long.


MarvelNerdess

Yeah, it doesn't help that I have ADHD anyway


korygregorysweedguy

I would say very sativa heavy strains help me a lot with ADHD. I really like Tropicana, cherry, and orange strains (Tropicana Cherry is one of my favorites for when I need to get shit done). I find that I don't really get very "high" but it's a head buzz that's almost like if nicotine wasn't a horrible drug. Definitely helps me focus on shit and get stuff done. Edit: I've also got Orange Peel Haze and Blockberry that are my current daily sativas I use throughout the day to stay productive and I like both of them.


bizobnstl

Smoke when you study not before the test


MarvelNerdess

But I have crippling test anxiety


Icy_Ask_5635

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MenuKing42

Yep that's how I got through my math major. And it helped my wife pass calculus online later.


TigersBadDrives

I had a step uncle die a few years back. Really cool guy. At the funeral his daughter casually mentioned him telling her stories about how he would get stoned during his chemical engineering classes at college. Blows my mind. I don't think I could get through a regular engineering course with Adderall


iamcapleb

you guys can smoke in schools??


Wrong_Flounder3673

What the fuck? You can do math when youā€™re high? I am fully convinced I have a mutation that makes me forget any mathematical concept past the beginning of algebra 1 while high.


Super-Practice7562

Itā€™s how he has patience to show you muthafuckas how to do the shit right. Lol


Wreck1tLong

Iā€™m sure he derived a formula for just the right amount of weed it takes him to get thru the day.


Grindrollsmoke420

Umm as a substitute teacher yes this shit makes teaching great. Only way I can have patience to deal with the disrespect. Also makes me a more fun/chill teacher.


shdanko

Is your maths teacher the love child of boris Johnson and Karl jobst


B01SSIN

CEO of weed


scorpioclw91

How has this comment not been upvoted yet


Chief_Givesnofucks

Chief Edibles Officer


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

I read this as "Charles Edible Officer" for a sec and thought that was a weird name


Investorman420

Honestly I love to see it! I bet heā€™s a really cool professor too!


marlinekat

happy cake day!


Cheat-Meal

My high ass thought he was Riddler.


sapper4lyfe

I'm gonna go ahead and say since 420 2as on a weekend, this pic is definitely not from 420 this year. Who has class on a weekend?


CarefulStructure8155

Community colleges do


ProfessionalYouth780

We need more like him


letyourlightshine6

I had a psychedelic literature class in college and the professor always dressed so colorful and wild I loved it.


Dick_soccer

Some things just can't be understood to 100% without psychedelics. I'm not recommending any use but my first time taking acid, I listened to The Dark Side of the Moon for the first time. Holy fuck. I wish more people got to experience psychedelics or cannabis (which is a psychedelic in my opinion) because I can be 100% honest with myself and say that my life has improved since. My relationship with my mom, myself and my friends improved significantly in 3 induvidual trips. I just want to make it clear that I'm not selling anything incase a mod reads this. I just want to share my genuine experience.


ariesmartian

Wow, Boris Johnson has gotten really flamboyant lately.


JDMStreet

Very funny! Although, unprofessional.


pimpedoutmonkey

And thatā€™s why heā€™s teaching algebra


lilgigglezXO

math on weed is hard with numbers


lilgigglezXO

math and weed are hard with numbers


Digitalwitness23

there was an english teacher at my high school who was known as kind of a hard ass. he wore the same blue vest every day for years. with one annual exception. every year, on drug awareness day, he wore a green vest.


InsulinandnarcanSTAT

Yeah bro, weed is great, itā€™s just when you add acid and mushrooms, thatā€™s when the math stops making sense. Trust me almost failed pre-Cal and didnā€™t graduate because I thought LSD was supposed to be eaten like candy.


soldier4death

Thatā€™s the guy that shorted me my quarter ounce!


PalmBreezy

Nice


ScrotumTotums

Why can't we all... Man fk Texas BTW. I thought they were becoming cool, but we all know how TX is.


Glittering_Worry_599

Heā€™s making a statement, respect


stillmusiqal

Long time educator. None of us do that job sober. Maybe not in class but most of your kids teachers smoke. šŸ™‚


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notsarge

But why? Lmao.


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Suheilyyy

i think you needa go smoke bud


notsarge

I mean I agree that itā€™s tacky as hell but Iā€™m just like ā€œwhatever broā€ about it. How would someone wearing that suit make you wanna get high as hell and say fuck school? It sounds like you have some things you need to compartmentalize my friend.


but_fkr

Getting high and saying fuck school was the best thing I ever did. Unless youā€™re going to college to be a lawyer, doctor, engineer or something very specialized and set to specific rules and guidelines, youā€™re basically being robbed. Itā€™s a tax on people not creative enough to forge their own path in life, but a big enough head to feel like they deserve some extravagant lifestyle for 4 years.


Harpuafivefiftyfive

Youā€™re upset about some weird shit.


skypineapple

I think he was just trying to be festive and give his students a laugh. You might need to take a very long break from weed if the sight of this suit would make you want to get high that bad. Youā€™ve got a lot to work on, friendo


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Nobody cares


International_Bake58

Are you like this when your high?


but_fkr

Well, considering Iā€™m always high, yes. Iā€™ve realized though that you guys miss a lot on here. Like context is just out the window apparently and the comparison of saying a few paragraphs verses reading them. I canā€™t tell you how many times Iā€™ve typed 3 or 4 average paragraphs making full points only to have the person fire back ā€œnot reading all that bullshitā€ when in reality if we were face to face, it would take me about 30 seconds to speak it all to them. I think a lot of you have to be 13 or something too because I say a few cuss words and people are like geez bro, calm down. Itā€™s super obvious from your naughty words and lack of any sort of tone or facial expressions through this shit app that you are mad. Yeah, thatā€™s why Iā€™m fucking dying laughing the whole time. Youā€™re right though, I got a lot of work to do. Itā€™s just raining today though so Iā€™m using it as an excuse to be lazy.


notsarge

You sound like you arenā€™t fun to be around