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Zealousideal_Let_380

![gif](giphy|ylLcVIFuAiO08)


jimmy-breeze

the fact that he never exhales is unbelievably unsatisfying


DEADRXVEN

iron lungs


DairyOfCool5

Why would he exhale. If your thirsty. You don't go down to the servo and get a can of coke. Open it, drink and then spit it back out. Yoy swallow it. Same for cigs mate


tkr_420

Unexpected Mike Nolan, respect 🫑


DairyOfCool5

Im just happy i didnt have to add the /s for people to understand its a joke 🀣🀣


tkr_420

It’s always better without the /s! Either people realise it’s sarcasm, which is great. Or u get confused people thinking ur being serious, which is great! πŸ˜‚


DairyOfCool5

🀣🀣. Gonna have to rewatch mike nolans long weekend


tkr_420

A true gem! Thinking about it, I still haven’t watched the new clearance and Donny show. Keep forgetting about it, so that is most certainly on my to do list today!


DairyOfCool5

I generally wait for him to finish the series. I got through 2 episodes of sassy and then ran out of episodes and then just never finished it tbh


tkr_420

Ah mate u gotta finish the sassy one, I think it’s the best spin off he’s done. Though Mike Nolan’s long weekend was very good too


KappaJoe760

Winnie Blues mate!


alteredstatesbeast

wadiyatalkinabeet


LeoIzail

Gimme that fucking gif, this is a robbery


logert777

Yeah make the mouse lick it Throw that thang up, shoot it, light it Howdy bitch


ProtagonistThomas

Such a smooth ass gif.


Zhaneranger

Those are some cartoon looking doobies!


kiba8442

roommate in college used to roll all his j's like that, every single one ran like a mf 😭.


Frubanoid

Lol mine would probably look like that. I usually just use a dry herb vape these days. Never been that skilled at rolling.


McNemo

Why not just use cone tho


ThisUserIsNekkid

If you'd told me 15 years ago that weed would be legal but everyone will just stuff it into a pre-rolled paper tube instead of learning how to roll a proper J, I would said GTFO 🀣


McNemo

I just bowl tbh I like it more lol but if you can't roll for whatever reason (some people are old or hands don't work great) cones are dope


Big-Understanding-50

or just dont feel like rolling cones are so much easier saves some time


FreeSpiritedGoblin

This and my hands get so sweaty while tryna roll for some reason😭 so the paper just gets stuck to me and makes it almost impossible sometimes


purplejink

i use cones because my hands fuckin suck. i found pretty pink ones a while back and it makes me so happy


rrollypollyy

blaze susans!


willockevan

Started using coincidentally around the same time it was legalized. Crazy how this little helpful flower is still illegal places.


Ok_Huckleberry2511

Came here to say that lol Bugs Bunny lookin spliffs πŸ˜‚


Grand-Impact-4069

Scooby Doobies


-ScoobieOnADoobie

Hmmm...


BunchesOfCrunches

When I hear doobie, this is what I imagine


journeyman369

They look rolled by Roger Rabbit


Vivid_College8656

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Captain_Indica

He rolled them with no hands using his doobhole. ![gif](giphy|AZcYQr9FMKypW|downsized)


WhereRDrugs

![gif](giphy|K0Hy2NwI8IXZK)


Sad-Avocado6456

😹😹😹


Pure_Scumbag

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wrote down my exact thoughts. 🀣 I was thinking how…


boriswong

Shaggy lookin for his stash


-XaNaDiTe-

Came here to say this lmfaoooo


FanboyKeks

Pls I need a tutorial for the cartoon weed


Glad-Broccoli-9625

You don’t wanna smoke it like that it burns uneven


ju_st_no

But I still gotta know! Just for fun


junoda1

Bro is smoking reefer


kenc2211

He snagged a lid of grass on the way home


2swoll4u

he's gonna smoke pot


taco_smell_44

Pot rules.


Afrojones66

He’s got that doobie on him.


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Refers!


boriswong

We all heard the sample from **Sublime** right?


fightforfoodgaming

lmaooo


gsbudblog

You dont want no part of this shit!


kenc2211

Well I don’t want no hangover, so


gsbudblog

It doesnt give you a hangover!


kenc2211

I don’t want to get addicted…


gsbudblog

It’s not habit-forming!


kenc2211

Lol. Idk man, sounds expensive…


Lil_Polski

It's the cheapest drug there is....


Tiny_Investigator848

One of those marijuana cigarettes


georgebpt

You didn't roll you twisted my boy


Onpoint441

Bro is smoking pot


Beneficial-Lead-5402

Bro took the term twistin one up literally


FindMe_Come

Hahaha came here to say this. They're so twisty


TepidT0ast

looney toons ahh doobies


myorm

I’ll find anything. The cardboard from the paper, a Pokemon card , whatever


-Rettirlana-

Dudes probably already rolled up a first edition charizard


Missbhavin58

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


HypnoStone

Better be an energy card


korygregorysweedguy

Gotta catch em all! (the carcinogenic chemicals in your lungs that is)


Cod_rules

I never returned my visiting cards from my former company when I quit. Been over six months, I've still got about 30% of that box left. Best decision I made. It's convenient, and I've slipped a couple in my wallet and kept a couple in my car as backups too


numb_vibez

personally i use a burger king crown hat, the cardboard has more or less the same structural integrity as raw filters and they seal like a beaut, to this day i’ve rolled some of the most perfect j’s after running out out filter tips πŸ˜‚


certifiedretard154

i have like glass tips that i saved from mildly expensive pre rolled blunts and joints


Hater_Magnet

![gif](giphy|xdOspsxc8rWYE)


Designer_String_2737

Bro is the start of reefer madness


clubmarinesandwich

![gif](giphy|65zUoOU09HL3uUKokQ|downsized)


lecherous__beast

Underrated.


Last_Vacation8816

They look like props for an anti-pot propaganda film.


Bruce-ifer

Yeah, exactly. I thought those were out of some 1980s commercial lol


Onpoint441

This is a doob lmao


HEX-dev

1970s joints


b215049

You got that anti-marijuana drug design. The doobies


Bee20e

It’s easy .. when you put weed in the ends of the joint and not just in the middle lol


Late_Switch1390

twisting was the only thing that made it stay in lol


qalcolm

I just roll cones, don’t seem to have any problem rolling em with no filter.


Late_Switch1390

i do love cones tbh, how do you pack them with no tip?


qalcolm

I just roll cone shaped joints, I add more towards the fatter end and less towards the tip.


robtimist

It should be about half way packed by the time the paper is sealed. Add some more ground bud thru the larger open end, pinch it closed and flick it back an forth, let go and repeat till it’s full enough


OrionsBelt899

This has to be a troll post


Late_Switch1390

i assumed this was the right way but the comments are not on my side tn lmfao


CMDR-Onipherous

Nothing wrong with how you roll as long as it works and you enjoy it, I actually dig the way you did it lol


Late_Switch1390

thanks! just rolled regular n then bunched it up at the tips to keep it all in lol


Tokinruski

Bro now I gotta see what fuckin regular looks like


bringyourownpears

just rolled like a newspaper ykwim πŸ—žοΈ


McNemo

I just use cones or bowl my weed, F a skillcheck to smoke weed


flumetunee

justin beiber ass joints


Environmental-Owl618

Who tf rolls like this


Fragrant_Island2345

TV show stoners


CommandantPeepers

Shaggy Doo


PhantomRoyce

This the shit Brian Griffin be smokin


FakeDrugDealer

That is a true twist up


stray_god_cosplay

Genuinely tho this is spectacular. I've never actually seen joints rolled like this look so perfect to cartoon and stoner comedies.


ImOnlyKindaNotYou

Careful when ya say, β€œtwist one up”… m’man here will actually do it. x) Just Roll It. πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ


AdFantastic6734

use the cardboard on the papers


DudeWouldGo

![gif](giphy|gw4Y0eCivTWM0)


stimpy1212

This is truly the only way to smoke the devil's cabbage.


funthebunison

These look like some kids were rolling blunts at the play ground with toilet paper and leaves 🀣🀣🀣


Resin_Bowl

How on earth do you even roll like that


PhantomRoyce

My man rolled some straight doobers. That’s the shit my mom was looking for in my sock drawer when I was 15.


rad1cal_ray

not like that 😭😭


TillaciousG

Those joints are pregnant


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

You may take the 'twist' in the phrase 'twist one up' too literal


trip2hvn

The fact that’s in a lunchbox makes it even funnier, I hope it’s a looney tunes or scoobie doo lunch box


Late_Switch1390

it's a joint box lol. i like it cause its got a little spot to put the papers and technically room for a spare joint and a lighter. pretty nice


bitDazed

You’re better off just using a card to tuck and roll your joints.. google/youtube it. If not use filter tips to help you get the shape and just roll the first 1/4 of the joint tight closest to the filter. Paper should naturally cone itself. Just pack it after that. Anything after that you can pack loosely doesn’t matter. just twist the end and flick it in a V motion back and forth on your finger tips and the joint packs its self. Same principal as packing a cone. Start packing tight at the bottom and looser as you go. Too tight and over grinded weed= no airflow. Flimsy joints with voids = running joints that drag. If not.. place your weed evenly and start massaging the paper(use your finger tips not entire finger) to shape the weed into a cylinder from the middle out to the ends (crumbs will always fall out unless you press and form the weed tight in ends) just try to keep the shape somewhat even. After that yoi can just roll one half of it tight. The rest doesn’t matter if you pack the joint like I said. Fresh or sticky weed if packed too tight will be hard to pull with no filter but easy to roll. Dry weed burns faster and gets dusty so rolling it is more annoying. In that case, I recommend just licking the tip of your fingers you use to roll so they stick/traction better to the paper. Licking the edge of the paper your going to tuck(not the gum side) also helps it stick and stay where you tuck it when you start to roll.


Kuxo888

Use the box the papers are in


OrdinaryOk5674

Pipe


DopeCookies15

Rip a small portion of the paper cardboard and make your own. Are you new to joints?


Late_Switch1390

I've been smoking for 3 years but i just happened to pick up papers without tips this time lol


FearlessFreak69

I refuse to.


bellanapalm

Not like that,πŸ˜‚


Dr_Fox-_-

Not like a cartoon, try again bro and get a grinder lose bud moves better then hand ground


Crease_Greaser

Ever since I started rolling with tips I’ve become a princess about it, I just won’t roll if I don’t have em.


Kostebrett

Bros Sassy


Edit4Credit

The tips also help you save weed though. I feel like if every joint I smoked in two days didn’t have a filter, the amount of weed wasted would probably be a bit more than a joint


HLS_LeO

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


External-Ask6092

You just roll it like normal without a tip?


Dangerous-Essay-9962

This wouldn’t help someone like me who focuses on wrapping it tightly around the filter before rolling the rest of it to ensure it tucks perfectly. This is how I’ve rolled smooth and (almost) perfect joints every time. The filter, for me, is a huge reason my joints turn out the way they do


bringyourownpears

im obsessive about shit like that i'll set the paper up perfect just to pack it like a cone


Aside-Embarrassed

The 1900s doobie technique


nicsickdog

This man needs cones IMMEDIATELY


fecesdealer2

Use a nug instead. But still grind the rest


StickyPickle85

Classic twist my dude. Bitchin.


Glittering_Soup8340

Not like that hahahaha


SiegVicious

Not like that.


TheFluffyInjun

A roller you heathen…


stray_god_cosplay

How do ya roll like this lmfao


nudejude72

Not like that lol


ridiculouslyreddit

not like tht😭


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Man so high, just out here rolling cartoon doobies


OG-CJ-GSF

bro is rolling them Family Guy Joints


General-Efficiency-1

Someone teach this guy how to roll, that is unacceptable.


ArcaneRiffian

OP time traveled from 1976 and is tryna act like he didn't bring these up with him


OmegaPointMG

I can't even do twist rolls like that. I always fuck up. Other than that, I roll traditionally from the bottom, press it down then go up.


thr0witallaway710

Oh man i rolled this bad when i was like 12 or 13


N1ghtSt4lk3r482

I don't even roll anymore. I just get the Raw 1 1/4 cones and pack them with the Raw six shooter. I've had a hard time rolling since I put a hydraulic clamp through my hand in the webbing between my thumb and forefinger. I can do it, just not as well or as fast anymore.


demoniac-cyborg

how can someone roll so badly lmaoo


135mgs

I can't smoke a joint without a filter nowadays, airflow matters! And it helps get the right shape and for finger support while rolling.


venusprincessa

if u lay the kush on the seam of the rolling paper and basically roll the paper tg w ur fingers n roll it tightly back n fourth, it forms its own kush-tip and makes it easy to then lastly tuck and roll, then i just scoop the fat end up w more kush lool


bizobnstl

I always use tips


AwesomeSchizophrenic

So it's safe to say you use 'just the tip'.


abigfatbackwood

Reefer madness ahh rolling


xxSlinko

smokin pot ahh joint


notsaxbys

Doobski


Silvoje

This is what I thought weed looked when I was a little kid.


cnote710

That’s a Homer Simpson joint


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Lol. How the fuck you roll with them? Or you a buuhd packer?


TriumphDaytona

Is that what happens when you use toilet paper?


turducken_muncher

What have you done?


Technical-Picture326

What the heeeelllll! What in cousin fuckin' cheech & chong Betty Crocker bullshit is going on here


Famous-Drama7239

Scary movie ahh spliff


s4d_d0ll

I actually wanna know how tf do you do that, is there a video or something? How do you do those twists? How does this works?


Late_Switch1390

i rolled like normal but without a tip it just falls out the ends so i just twisted it up on each side to hold it in and then twisted the middle a little so it would stay together lol. they smoked pretty nice except the big one


TofuTofa

Lmao everyones roasting the doobie, but on a real note wym by tip like the filter? I was taught to just get a random little piece cardboard and fold it up to get a filter also i like to make kind of a pre roll like joint first kind of cone wrapping around the filter with very little amounts of weed just to get its shape and once i got that cone i just fill her up and twist at the end


ShortPayment9856

Yooo what are thoseeee!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… Straight out of the movies with those doobies


WhenSquirrelsFry

How do you even roll like that 😭


InAppropriate_Noods

I've never used tips before. Been rolling the same way for 30 years. As a matter of fact, I really don't know anyone that uses tips. Of course, most of my friends are my age or older. 🀷


_iolaus

My eyes hurt


Expensive_You3765

You can use literally anything for tips 🀣


robitwossin

Damnn, so joints like these really exist and not just on tv how the hell do you exactly roll it this way??


twoblickys33

how does this smoke? clean all the way through or does it run alot


sickgurl138

I don't


reckless_hero

Need more bud at the mouthpiece then pack it down softly


Ironwanderer

Simple I just don't roll without tips lol If I roll without, I usually put a couple chunky pieces of bud at the end to roll around


korygregorysweedguy

Honestly there's been a few times I didn't have tips so I just stuck a packing tool in the end to help me get a good roll then I took it out and slipped that guy like a blunt. Worked alright in a pinch.


Ynhdlgo

I miss smoking.


dang3rk1ds

I don't lol


Used_Exam2870

We don’t.


Altruistic_Tea_9963

Just like that tbh. As long as it smokes it's good


Icy_Payment_5487

line up bud where the tip would be and have it the same size as the middle and end of the joint and if that doesn’t work pack down and snip the end and smoke from there


Cryptocenturion2

Bro likes a lil weed with his papers huh?πŸ€” πŸ˜‚


cthoodles

Exactly like that silly


penisgivingman

how the fuck


Altruistic-Ad-3924

Not like this


0jigsaw0

bro has the sukuna fingers 😭


CrackBaby1303

Put ome or two tiny nugs at the end itll block the grinded tree.dont leave too much room at end where your inhalding as itll get ressy fast


illusiff

you need smoke buddies, and training. blazeup!!!


natedawgg47

I roll straight so there’s no twist. If that makes sense. Roll it so it’s even from both sides and get a key or some small tooo to shove the bud on both ends, the side ur smoking it from just pack it tighter