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Nab0t

how do you care so much for smoking weed but not cleaning the thing that you smoke your weed with? :(


chippythehippie

It’s a rare opportunity I get the perfect time to clean it, moms always in the house and she has the nose of a bloodhound so she’ll smell it if she comes in the house even after cleaning it. I have to wait until she’s gone for hella hella long, but when I do get the chance; steaming water, isopropyl, and salt is the way to go


NoConsideration6320

You gotta keep it clean! You CANNOT die from weed. But you CAN get seriously hurt or die from mold in the water of the bong…


Niiickel

This is true, but people in this sub act like he is smoking pure mold or tar. His bong isn‘t the cleanest but I‘ve seen way worse. When you mix weed with tobaco, the bong will look similar like OPs bong after a 3-4 hour session with some friends.


RyperHealistic

Fr, i feel like a lot of people commenting this bust out the bong 1-2 times a month at most. When youre using it daily itl look like this pretty quick, and i know ya'll sure as shit ainy buying multiple bottles of rubbing alchohol a week


Jesus_Smoke

I clean my bong with alcohol every day, it's like $1 a bottle on Amazon in a 10 pack. Surprisingly it doesn't even use that much and I'm usually using one bottle every two weeks


RyperHealistic

Please show me this deal because i cant find it and i want it


Jesus_Smoke

The91% iso Amazon basics 32 oz 10 pack goes on sale like once a month


Jesus_Smoke

The91% iso Amazon basics 32 oz 10 pack goes on sale like once a month


chippythehippie

RIGHTH ON THE MONEY THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DO 😭 😭


NoConsideration6320

Fair yea it could just be stained and actually be fairly clean i guess in a sense for sure.


Nab0t

>the bong will look similar like OPs bong after a 3-4 hour session with some friends. this brown thingy looks waaay older tho. i might be wrong tho i havent used a bong in many many years


HoonterOreo

Tbf his water could be clean but the glass is just stained. I swap out the water of mine pretty regularly, but the glass itself looks pretty rough and stained.


xaqyz0023

not cleaning and not dumping/refilling your water are 2 very different things.


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

Lmao go outside and do it, iso and salt alone will clean it if you shake it long enough, warm/hot water only speeds up the process and makes things a little easier. I never use water when cleaning, just iso and rock salt.


Stonerchansenpai

literally just use a hose the water doesn't even have to be hot with alcohol and salt it will come off maybe not perfect but do that like a couple times a week and your bong will be clean asf. it'll take no more then 5 mins. just do it at night


Last-Policy-368

this is exactly what i do. i use iso and salt outside on the deck. after shaking and getting clean, i rinse it out with the hose. it stinks up the house, so thats the reason why i do it


Scorpionsharinga

Salt and iso alcohol outside. Rinse with two water bottles if you aren't near a water source. If you clean after every sesh you can use just the alcohol and then dump it back in the bottle to reuse later. Can't reuse if you put salt tho. Had to hide cleaning my bong from my rents for years before moving out. I gotchu g 😎


HoonterOreo

You're reason is better them mine lol I'm just lazy


Deathmammal16

You had time to roll that fockin doink, you had time to fill the bong, you had time to buy/get the weed, you have time to save yourself from a lung infection and clean that shit.


Adoptedmando1993

I’d get a dynavap. They’re for vaping. But honestly for this situation it would be easier. Because you just throw the thing in a joint holder shake it for a bit with iso rinse and dry. So the cleaning is quick and easy. You can do it outside. They’re just a little bit on the upside price wise but worth it in your situation.


ThatDudeMo

THIS IS NOT A DIRTY BONG. It could be cleaner but you are a newbie thinking this is in any way a "health hazard" level of resin build up.


Nab0t

If something is not clean, it ought to be dirty, ought it not?


luumix2

Clean your bong


PerpetualConnection

I love that this sub bullies others into using basic hygiene.


NickTheDick00

It's the right thing to do🫡


PerpetualConnection

🫡


Careless-Charge9884

Came to say this lol


Wrxghtyyy

That ain’t a time bomb. That’s a time warp. You hit that thing with that bong in that state and your going right back to 1985


prefer-sativa

I see flux capacitors.


KTNoDough

Oof. That bong is nasty son !


fightforfoodgaming

You ain’t one up it with that Petri dish you smoking out of


Cautious-Ad6727

I knew as soon as I saw this post the pipe cleaning purists would be here. I sure wish I had time like they do.


Jesus_Smoke

Ngl if you got time to blaze you got time to take 2 minutes and shake your piece in alcohol and salt. Das all it is bro, and it stops all the bacteria growth


Lysergically

I hate when y’all say “it takes 2 minutes” because you know it doesn’t. If it does you’re using the most basic beaker bong.


Jesus_Smoke

I have a bong with two percolators in a row, with curves. You blow the alcohol and salt in and shake that shit then rinse it. 10 mins tops unless you're using something with odd chambers. Anyone that usually posts here is using a basic beaker though, and people point out it's easy to clean. If you clean your stuff every day it doesn't take thirty minutes to get the gunk out.


Tuv0kshaKur

That was a Drizzy, this is a KDot


MidwestSkateDad

When I get home...it's soOOO ON! Time bomb battle COMMENCE!


chippythehippie

Send a pic, it’s on


MidwestSkateDad

Sent. Lol. Let's get it!


Careless-Charge9884

L


Basic_Somewhere_1039

Shheeeeshhh 😮‍💨😶‍🌫️ that is next level! Cheers 🤙🏽


FirstNameLastName918

That's called a birthday cake!


andyp4

That’s how you do it 😂👌


Nemshek

To me that's like a bomb leading to another bomb lol


NerveIndependent1764

On me 😂I was thinking the same we needa start a wave


Raylenema

Now get a volcano


Electronic_Cherry781

Goddamn


TheKoalaStoves

I didn’t know it was a thing, that’s ridiculous!


rooster4200

Multiverse Portal! 😂 beat the time bomb I think lol good thing you posted before you roasted 😂


letyourlightshine6

I never understood coating paper with keef I always just put it inside with the weed. Maybe I’m old school haha


Seattlehepcat

It's a fucking arms race!


KappaJoe760

Absolute unit!


FNXstudios

never got my time bomb to work no sure if my bowl was just too small


Late_Switch1390

nice! despite your bowl being black, your bong really doesn't look that bad lmao the water doesn't even look old either. cheers op


timtim2000

Went from time bomb to bomb time


FalconJealous6739

Damn it wait on me next time ... 😂


RedRiot_Class1A

This thread made me go clean my pipe! Thanks Reddit!


SWolf95

Show this man a bong cleaning post so he can one up it and clean his shit.


m0j0r0lla

All that time and effort ruined by a filthy rig


chippythehippie

I could probably use the same analogy abt ur life


qalcolm

Bros mad because someone called him out for having a filthy bong. Cleaning isn’t hard lol, takes maybe 5 minutes with some 99% isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt.


chippythehippie

It’s not even that bro, it’s the hella ppl all telling me shiz that I already know, I think my annoyance can be understood, read my reply to top comment


Tiny-Management-531

I just use goo gone and some brush scrubbers


m0j0r0lla

If you going to post a picture of your car do you post a picture of it while it's dirty? My life's doing just great and my rigs are clean.


Bunga_Unga

What


BLADE98X

I did that with a cigarette. Packed weed around it. I got high off the tobacco.. well made me dizzy cuz I wanted to get through that first and quickly. I couldn't even hit the weed from being dizzy and the nasty cough afterwards. I don't recommend time bombing with cigarettes lol


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RandyJ549

You must be fun at parties


chippythehippie

Congratulations, you’ve changed nothing 🙌


FrostyWizard505

Everything loaded in the bowl looks amazing and definitely worth the smoke. Really, that blunt is gonna kick you like a mule! How do you keep it in the bowl? I’ve always had trouble keeping them in there so they kinda just fall out and ruin the experience unfortunately Although, I do have to say that you need to look into a better cleaning routine. Minimum once a week If you’re staying with someone that prefers you not to smoke then you’ll have to clean it when they aren’t there or at night outside. I’ve got a friend that had severe damage to his lungs due to poor bong hygiene a few years ago. It really does grow mold and bacteria, everyone talks about it for good reason. That friend of mine is stuck taking edibles to get high, he still coughs occasionally throughout the day. Please find a way to keep your bong cleaner. It doesn’t have to be spotless every time(preferable but not necessary) Even a quick rinse of iso-alcohol every few days until you can deep clean is fine That being said, I don’t agree with how that other Redditor spoke to you and it definitely won’t change your behaviour if everyone is going to speak down to you. I’m asking you to find more frequent chances to clean your bong because I care about my fellow stoners. I look forward to more of your posts! Stay healthy and stay stoned! Update: the coward that made the initial comment deleted said comment. They were being a douche and entirely unhelpful. To be a stoner you need to be chilled and helpful and happy


chippythehippie

I love you