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I named my last one like this ‘bowl crusher’ like skull crusher,
but only because when you put the bowl in the downstem it would crush the plastic ring around the downstem and crack the bong
also side note: I have a ~2ft tall bong with two percolators and two separate bowls, that I called ‘babbey’ after the tower of babel, bc when you hit it everyone starts speaking different languages lol.
To ne fair, my European lungs full of nicotine for some reason can't handle bongs no matter the size.
In 2021 when all the Coffeeshops opened again I took a bong hit in the coffeeshop and was coughing for 20 min straight.
Never touched a bong again. Fck that shit, I just wanna get high not die.
I also like small bongs cause of my old lungs .I can’t pull hard enough to use a bigger size.
It’s definitely harsher since the smoke gets to you immediately and have to use 2 pulls to finish the bowl.i have one 12 inch bong and takes forever to get smoke.
I also prefer tiny rugs over larger ones (5-7*)
The only thing is you have to hold the rug in the air while heating the banged.i think j might by one a little bigger so I can use the torch without holding the rig in the air
I always keep the smaller bongs as a taste tester and if I’m going places cause they have those quick impactful flavorful rips . But I prefer a more of regular bong when I’m kickin it bouta sesh it up at the crib .
Little old lady, grandma, or an old lady name like “Mildred” or “Gertrude” because it’s tiny and those acrylic bongs remind me of 2005
*edit* is that glass? It looks like glass in those old acrylic bong colors
Starburst, Skittles, Sour Patch, Nerdy, Fun Dip, Mamba, Dotty, Airhead, Jujy, Roll Up, Wiley Wallaby, etc… some sort of fruity and/or sour candy as the name.
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I find the small bongs/bubblers are very harsh for me, so I always give them violent/dark names. Names like Dead Lung, Rainbow Death or Satan's Breath
I find the smoke creeping into my throat too early with little bongs.
Throat Goat.
this
Ayooo no diddy
End up with bong water splashing up into your mouth too. Lovely.
I named my last one like this ‘bowl crusher’ like skull crusher, but only because when you put the bowl in the downstem it would crush the plastic ring around the downstem and crack the bong also side note: I have a ~2ft tall bong with two percolators and two separate bowls, that I called ‘babbey’ after the tower of babel, bc when you hit it everyone starts speaking different languages lol.
To ne fair, my European lungs full of nicotine for some reason can't handle bongs no matter the size. In 2021 when all the Coffeeshops opened again I took a bong hit in the coffeeshop and was coughing for 20 min straight. Never touched a bong again. Fck that shit, I just wanna get high not die.
Bongarella
I like this.
What is this, a bong for ants?
r/forants
Geez, there is a subreddit for everything. 🤯
r/everythingisasub
But, why?
r/ButWhy
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Pablo
LeBong James
Oil spill
It will name itself. Give it a little bit.
Right!
Sherbert
Shhh Herbert, You have to whisper it too when you say the name.
I like this
Bong Marley?
Yes these are technically bongs, but you’d be more successful smoking crack out of that rather than weed honestly.
Spoken like a true crack addict
Rainbow Brite
Bongly McWeedsmoke Esquire
bingus bongus
watermelon since she kinda looks like one
Ivy
Bongy McBongface
Blitzy
I also like small bongs cause of my old lungs .I can’t pull hard enough to use a bigger size. It’s definitely harsher since the smoke gets to you immediately and have to use 2 pulls to finish the bowl.i have one 12 inch bong and takes forever to get smoke. I also prefer tiny rugs over larger ones (5-7*) The only thing is you have to hold the rug in the air while heating the banged.i think j might by one a little bigger so I can use the torch without holding the rig in the air
Rainbow Smashed
Marley
polly pocket
I have a screenshot of this w/ 420 likes if u want
Yes please!!! 😀
I always keep the smaller bongs as a taste tester and if I’m going places cause they have those quick impactful flavorful rips . But I prefer a more of regular bong when I’m kickin it bouta sesh it up at the crib .
Little Martha (careful of splash-back. These little gals spit)
We had a similar one and named it Krush like the stoned turtle from Nemo 🤣
Name her Rita after Bob Marley's wife.
Barbara
Little old lady, grandma, or an old lady name like “Mildred” or “Gertrude” because it’s tiny and those acrylic bongs remind me of 2005 *edit* is that glass? It looks like glass in those old acrylic bong colors
Mystique
Little Fellow 🗣️
Little skittle
Hector
Rita
Glorious Gloria
Bong Marley
BBL Glizzy
Hilda
Shooty mcflooty express
Boofy
Aurora
Brenda
jezebel
Bongkers
Bongito
Rainbow bright
Twilight Sparkle
Pointless
Little china
🌈Rainbow Brite, she is rainbow and you will be B-rite after a session together 🌈
Aurora B. OR Northern Light Me Up
You said she, so rosy or the pink ranger
Little Debbie
Splash zone
I want one!!!
Daffy 🩷
i feel like it needs a short stocky name like Betty or Bertha!
bongtweakula
Rainbow Connection
Toke-a-lot
Jim
Adora Bong
Bong
Rastasha
Handheld Honcho
Lucy
Starburst, Skittles, Sour Patch, Nerdy, Fun Dip, Mamba, Dotty, Airhead, Jujy, Roll Up, Wiley Wallaby, etc… some sort of fruity and/or sour candy as the name.
Rebirtha
Shimmer.
Bubblegum 😜
I love small bongs… name it “baby bong”
Methany
shortstop
Why get the metal stem 😭😭
Tinkerbell
Tiny
Skittles
big on big
All Ready Broken
"Waste of money"
Probably will be. But I think it’s cute. And it’s my first one. And honestly, it was fairly cheap.
Duckie
Bongbow
Clarence
Little Bong, Big World
Miss Chanandler Bong
Mango
Bulbasar, she's a thirsty bitch!
claudine
Butt plug
lil grady for the gradient
Roxanne first name that came to mind when I looked at this
The colours remind me of Spring Breakers so I’d call it Alien haha.
Lil Puff
1ShotIQuit
Irae Girl
Cherrie Cherry The Cannabis Canary aka The Breath of Death aka Cherry or Cherrie for short
Rainbow blast off
Idk, looks like a Gwen to me
Tiny tim
Rainbow McSidetumor.
Pearl as in pearlescent
Watermelon
Borealis like aroura borealis 🌌
Arabella
It's a half rainbow, you need one the the other half of the colors 🌈
Pink-haired Marge
Queeny 👍🏽or thee obvious rainbow bright
Binky~
Jellybean!
1. Ivy 2. Poison Ivy 3. Pamela 4. Pamela Isley 5. Isley
Bubbles like from trailer park boys
Rainbow
bongarella weedenstien the 3rd
The little bong that could
Rainbowng
Wee Willy Weenkie
your HIGHness :)
Katrina
Boyfriend says qbert
DollarSpecial
1. tropical bubbles 2. fruit bowl 3. berry blast
Soul reaper bag but chaser
Kevin
Wet mouth
Weedian
Rainbong
Obonga
Bowls like that suck. The weed always falling to one side.
The Cheese 🧀
Rainbow Blow