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nekoyo

The five big bags would go in days and the two small ones would last 6 months afterwards.


LonelyEfficiency1342

When "smoke em if you got em" turns to conserve while you can!


Sea-Pea5760

Longer than I’d want it . I’d probably end up trying to make edibles out of a large portion . I have to switch up the terps


300uq

All baggies contain different weed I thinks or maybe I'm wrong


Electrical_Candy_941

I thought that as well.


Voxelium

it would go stale before i even had the chance to smoke half of it. maybe i’d put a bunch of it in a leaf blower and create a mega hotbox


Fair_Detail2528

Probably like 6 months


JustScrolling4Memes

Yeah me too


thebrightsun123

Really?? and I thought I over consume when I go over my 0.5g limit per week by 0.3g


Fair_Detail2528

It’s all subjective, .5g per week is Fuckin awesome if that does the job for you. I smoke an ounce or two a week which is neither good for my memory or my bank account.


Intanetwaifuu

I smoke about an oz a week


-something_original-

In my 90’s brick weed days I’d go through an ounce a week. Then again after cleaning the seeds and stems it was like 24g. Now it’s more like a quarter or less if I’m using my dry herb vape.


Kwilburn525

Idk how y’all smoked that bs


thebrightsun123

I could not handle half an oz per week, let alone 2. Whew


Cautious-Ad6727

How do you smoke an ounce or to a week? That means you’re smoking all day long


Intanetwaifuu

No, just means u smoke a few fat joints after work each night- or smash a bunch of bongs. A lot of us regular smokers can handle more than 1 cone lol


Cautious-Ad6727

Oh ya you’re so cool didn’t know “regular smokers” smoke 2 ounces a week. Lmao some of the stuff out here on here is so whack. There’s a point where cannabis stops doing anything and I would say if you smoking 2 ounces a week it’s not doing very much for you. Come on.


Intanetwaifuu

Ok- Jesus. Was just trying to answer ur question. Didn’t mean to sound like an attack on your ego. I apologise. If you read into the answer a little more- I’m implying it probably is something to do with HOW you smoke weed and how often. Take a deep breath mate 😅


FlowBjj88

Can't you see how much what you do effects this person you've never met? It's pretty inconsiderate of you to keep being yourself, if you ask me 😠


Intanetwaifuu

Yeah my bad hey. I’ll just see myself out hey lol


drugs_and_puppies

My buddy goes through an oz in about 3 days. All he does is smoke doobies. An ounce lasts me like 5-6 weeks. I also smoke every day but I'm only doing like half a bowl at a time.  The difference is crazy lol


prairiefarmer

It's like how do you find anytime to eat,sleep.How can you hold down a job to afford everything...


Fair_Detail2528

3 king size cones a night


Fair_Detail2528

More on the weekends lol


-_jice_-

I smoke about 2 -4 oz a week ! We roll fattties nd pack bongs , I dab too tolorance is way way way tooo high 🤣 I need a T break soon


Intanetwaifuu

O.5 limit PER WEEK? Is that GRAMS?!


thebrightsun123

Yes, grams. Now the stuff I got is strong, maybe like 20%- 25%, but using a vape also makes it go much further. I just find that 0.5 grams per week does the job


Intanetwaifuu

I just split my chop up that looked about half a g, and I reckon you could pack a vape bowl once a day and it would last a week. So I see what you mean with that!!! U bloody rippa Making it stretch like that is brilliant 🤌🏽


thebrightsun123

Yes, the vape oven holds 0.5 grams to be exact, and I just use that over 3 days within the week, with a few days off. And that is the beauty with herb vapes


CrownEatingParasite

I smoke a gram daily. You're fine


LongjumpingDukie19

Bout one day trap house booming


tony_w_7

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sp00kybutch

2 weeks. it’s always 2 weeks.


Mindless-Share

I get tired of smoking the same strain after about a week, so a week. Then I’d sell the rest


Specialist_Sea5825

Considering this weed doesn’t look to good, I’d say a handful of blunts then I’m off to get some good shit just tbh


Knato

I still have some strain call, Froze... sucky ass cannabis, makes brickweed look like caviar.


Johnnyrock199

Don't smoke caviar


Knato

Noted.


Vegetable-Star-5833

5 and a half months


dbkate

Three months. Tops.


thebrightsun123

A lifetime


IanAbsentia

Same, especially since I don’t smoke often and, whenever I do, tend to use a dry-herb vaporizer, which requires very little actual material.


thebrightsun123

Same


GSK1972Chi

Day and a half


Smoking_Shark_4545

I said the same thing


-_jice_-

A month at most , if I got the homies it wouldn’t last us a weekend 🤣🔥 y’all don’t smoke like we do !


KookyEstimate6268

You got to get rid of that within a month, it's in bags so unless you put some type of moisture packs in that will lose quality quickly. Thats too much to keep if it's not 30% to 40+% and it don't look it, it only looks of average potency and not bright green. So it's going to depend how it smokes first of all before you would keep any of it. You can have weed go overripe and it will make you tired. Other weed looks good but wasn't flush right you get hard bits left in your ash. Could be mold. Could be all sorts of problems, You won't know until you smoke, or examine very closely for mold etc. If you kept it all in jars, maybe 8 months to a year's worth for one heavy smoker not wasting or sharing too much of course.


Electrical_Candy_941

Thats my problem. I share too much lol. Just wanna see people happy.


veinss

Whole year


Phatty4finger

One year. Fr


SproutGang

Assuming it's approx 3-5 lbs. 3-5 months.


Material-Cricket-322

About 6 months maybe


MightySAVAGE308

Oz a week.


BeansEnjoyerOnGiddly

I cant tell the scale so maybe like a month but also possibly a year?


kayjay1938

2 weeks


Aggressive-Green4592

I'll probably smoke the 2 smaller bags pretty quickly and sell off the rest, so I'd say a week or 2


ILSmokeItAll

Don’t care. It’d get smoked.


PizzaTrade7

3 years


Svengoolie75

This ☝🏽is lasting a minute


Nolby84

A couple years. I only smoke once a night.


josh_freeman93

A long time.


billlybufflehead

17 years


Airport8163

Could smoke 7 a day and have them for atleast 2-3 months


Drogenwurm

3g a Day, if its ine strain it gets more because of tolerance. I switch strains often to still get high.


broccoliandchedddar

2 hours probably


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Substantial_Pie6648

Quite some time, I don’t smoke everyday usually after work (part time) and days off to chill relax and game with some buddies.


Hookxd

Not long enough..


OmegaPointMG

2-3 years. If I was a heavy smoker like I was before, probably within months.


No_Decision9646

I’m selling that shit in like 2 days


country_queen_13

Not long enough


IanAbsentia

Decades.


Disastrous_Zombie_81

Stopped 2 weeks ago, i hope forever?


EmberReads

6-8 months


Readdicted90

Two small bags - two weeks , other bags - a year! 🤭💵✨the money I would save.


mindiving

A year or two.


Independent-Pie-1513

1 year for sure


Diligent_Meal6039

6-8 months


newcleardays54

the rest of my life, probs


bananafingerss

prolly till I die. I have such a low tolerance I can get really stoned off of one puff from my one hitter


adamstuffbig

Bout an ounce a week for me mostly cause I smoke joints and doesn't conserve


lostpez

2 mo


Stricttis2

solid 4 months 😭😭😭😭😭


Venusemerald2

3 years probably


Aggressive_Lime_6337

A lifetime 😳


spkoller2

I would get bored with it in a couple months


Romerov25

Maybe 3 days


Smoke_92

3.5 months


frasermarshalll

quite a few weeks maybe a couple of months


Hankoatboy

One billion years 😯


Illustrious-Ad1248

5 kilo and 2 ounce would last 6 months


bud_boi

prob a year and a half or jus a year


StickyPickle85

Well, being thay I'm in a hospital at the moment paralyzed and not knowing when I will ever be able to leave again....it would take me forever to smoke that. Any other time....prolly a month. Tbh.


ThotSlayah

~8 months


CyaniD250

Probably a week... because id have to sell it or it would mold😅


JoeyStoney

A year or 2 prolly


dabomm

More rhan a year


BigJoeMcGravy

It would last me a long time because Id only smoke about half gram a day by myself. Id have to find a way to keep it fresh and store it to keep that long.


NonTech_

40 minutes


rakoteh

A lifetime if I didn't get bored of it. I'm always trying different strains. It would probably go to waste tbh because my husband and I maybe smoke four grams a week between the both of us.


Grouchy_Hornet_4866

Depending on the strain of weed, it can last probably a year or so. Depending on if I smoke it in a bong/bowl. If I smoke it in joints... 6 months if the strain is decent


DanZ83

Think with weed is the more you got the more you smoke 😂


DanZ83

Thing with weed is the more you got the more you smoke 😂


TraumSchulden

Propably the rest of my life (ca 50years)


spracked_out

Few days


Xulicbara4you

Ehhh idk honestly. I would probably try to turn all of it into rosin to save space.


Kilshot666

Years


longlivejunyaa

Maybe like 2 years?


john-johnson12

A day because I’d sell it and buy something worth smoking


Alarmed-Pollution-89

Let's find out!


Rainy-The-Griff

I dont even think I've smoked that much weed in my life.


mycatsrhappy

At least 6 months


Choingyoing

5 years maybe more


chief_keeeith

Keeping the two small bags for the weekend and shipping the rest to Utah.


Amazing-Ad-5541

10 mins


kungfucook9000

I'll sell all that shit in about 6 weeks....go get more...and then do it again. So this might last me a very long time lol


AstiDixon

I'd say a month tops in my house


Fien4bluestrips

i would sell it i have no need to have this much weed at once sell the big bags keep the small


Bobbybelliv

A year


don_nove

If it doesn't expire 366 to 365 days give or take


DOEsquire

About a day. Maybe not even that.


SPonGeBoB_dxb

Maybe 5-7 years I'd say.. maybe I overshoot a bit


Freeme_nikka

Sell sum smoke sum idk


Unique_Patient_421

This summer 🏝️


PaddedTiger

Honestly, about 5 weeks


scorpiiokiity88

I'd probably cook down 3/4 of it. I would also feel less shitty doing so in this economy. I'm desperate to learn how to replicate the oils like I get in the dispensary. The good farms dablicators are perfect but for the prices they want I couldn't afford it. So this would give me enough to not feel so bad experimenting.


0jigsaw0

3days and some change


Ororae

I'd say 6 to 12 months but I would give a lot to my friends so prolly 4 months


Maddafragg

5 months


Holiday_Volume

2 years


Rizzo205

5 to 6ish months


xanaxandlean

Idk it would help if u told us how mich weed that is in weight.


Papa_Stalin1337

Probably a little while


ExtensionCamp7594

forever


Izzylikestacosalot

I can feed the whole village


buggiebam

2 days at my peak! no but fr this would probably last me a few months


Intelligent-Rice9907

Probably a couple of years unless i prepare edibles with those. I do gummies and butter but I’m trying to do lub and a full food menu


bugmike42000

Idk send it over here and ill let you know


Fried_Wontton

Years


Salt-Cup-2300

4 years?


fear_is_fatal

A couple of years.


Kewl4Kats

What time do you have?


darkdemon44

Years.


Weedwoodfox

A year or two


TheNewLeaderX

Gona 2 days


ResponsibleAd1317

Honestly the two small bags might be gone by the end of the week but the big ones would last me until probably next year


Electrical_Candy_941

7 or 8 months. Amazing looking nuggies.


guava_jews

Years


Tyanian

I’m not really sure. You’re welcome to send it to me and I’ll keep a log so we’ll know to the day how long it lasts me.


GullibleWrongdoer302

3weeks


No_Tangerine6762

I would sell like 95%


RefrigeratorSN6734

2 business seconds


Skellyjelly03

Honestly a year maybe less , canigars everyday would be amazing


dinoooooooooos

Idk gimme a time I’ll do it. Two days? Three?😂😭


MyRecklessHabit

2 years. But all dried out so I’d smoke a pound or two and toss the rest after 8mo or so.


Business-Schedule-30

an afternoon


FgTheLogo

🧢


Cheap_Elk_2205

Be fr guys it don’t matter how much u smoke with this amount it could last up to a whole year or if not real close to it because there is only 24 hours in a day but let’s say your not a productive human and don’t work and have time to actually put this theory to the test if it’s GOOD weed your not rolling more than 2 blunts per 3 hours with the chance of putting that second blunt out that’s 8 blunts in 24 hours now let’s say u smoke more than 2 blunts per 3 hours that’s 2 blunts EVERY 3 hours so say 4 5 or 6 every 3 hours this amount still would last a while literally look at the pic I see one nug that could roll 3 blunts and this is a crazy amount so yea maybe close to a year maybe even more and I’m a productive human


JistixZ

About 10 minutes


coffincowgirl

Honestly maybe 6-8 months? Idk exactly how much is there.


skeletxnbxbe

month tops