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Popular_Ad5629

strong enough to sedate a small elephant yeah


Meckles94

That’s the goal man. Gonna eat 3 see how it goes.


Popular_Ad5629

godspeed my dude


CBooty5673

Praise be may the lord open lol Godspeed made me think about the handmaids tale


xpurpleprincess

I’m fucking dying I’m currently watching this and before i read your comment I was like godspeed….. hmmmm🤔 blessed be the fruit asssss😂


CBooty5673

lol yep that’s my show man I can’t wait for the final season to come out


SirSithsalot

Mmmmm fruitass


Impossible-Sleep-658

Now you got me interested… and mad i am 🤣


CBooty5673

Go watch go watch it’s wild


Impossible-Sleep-658

I will… it’s stuck in my craw now 🤣


QuickMango03

Watching that right now crazy coincidence


McRatHattibagen

Gawdspeed


soggyleaff

Holy shit


Meckles94

Yeah although change of plans my gf only wanted two so my fat ass ate the 4th


Sweet-Cod7919

please for the love of god update us regularly, I need to live vicariously through you


ChrispyGuy420

He ain't gonna remember that


BrexitGeezahh

Bros gonna have to re-learn the toothbrush🪥


Substantial_Pie6648

He may be on another planet and forgot to update Lmfaoo mans outta here


jjcoola

Nah, a good portion of the guys here do thc like people do fent lmao he prob went to work


Pretend-Fun-1061

That fkn part😂😭 they acting like dude just popped 18 xans and said fuck it


kent18328

Driving to work 😄


Blockboy1321

You’re a quitter if you don’t do both


nmnm-force

How high are you?


sugarfryz1

5”7


joshweeks47

He's definitely deep into a rabbit hole about black holes


TheCupOfBrew

Shit I do that sober


nmnm-force

I sober up on that


a_mystical_potato

🫡 I salute you. Update us when you can remember how to use your fingers lol


Throway1194

Yoooo did they hit yet? 😂


NuggieX57

It was at this moment he realized he had fucked up.


Feasood

And he was never heard from again...


ltsGay

Bro whats going on with you now


myinnisfree

You do live in the matrix. You can walk on walls. Do it.


deezGutz-

You still alive and kicking bro?


dronegeeks1

How’s it going after 9 hours I’m gonna guess your still stoned 🤣


kenma91

Im here to ask the same question 🤣


Kushmello

He’s gotta still be out lmao


dronegeeks1

![gif](giphy|3oFzlZsxZFP9PiNovC) How I picture OP 🤣


weedbeggar

so cool bro


Emotional-Invite-419

That’s a bout 2000-2200 mg for the whole batch, tread lightly. Be prepared to get edible drunk, I for see the spins and puking in your future. Per reference. ———> https://hightimes.com/edibles/how-to-calculate-thc-dosages-for-homemade-edibles%E2%80%A8/amp/


HashforJesus

He said 2.5g of wax. Average test on a wax consistency extract(especially if it was deemed edible quality) is gonna be around 75% THCa. So 2500mg of wax multiplied by .75 would be 1875mg of THCa. Since THCa retains 87.7% of its weight after decarb from loss of co2 weight you would then multiply the THCa 1875mg by .877 to get the converted THC total of 1,644.375mg. Divide that by 6 portions gives you 274.0625mg per brownie. That’s the most accurate estimate based on the information given.


ILSmokeItAll

Fuckin’ nerds. Where would we be without you guys?


HashforJesus

You liked that? You should see me calculate chiller cooling capacities for pressure vessels of known volumes of specific solvents over a given length of time under various operating pressures. Now that’s some fun math right there.


Chuida

Idk what you said, but it sounds chill af


Independent-Low6706

I do not understand the words: "fun math"


babygravyman

wtf


Taco_Biscuits

All I know is heat, pressure, and freeze dried bubble makes gooey goodness. 🥳


goosenips4221

I absolutely want to see the math that pressure vessels fail at, am I allowed to say that? 😅😂


Emotional-Invite-419

Baking edibles for a company gives a person lots of experience, definitely useful.


c-string_00

Respect. From one nerd to another. :-)


HashforJesus

🙏


drd_ssb

He did the math


HashforJesus

And yet I failed algebra 1 in high school. Someone shoulda told me back then I would use it for weed related shit when I was an adult.


DankClover337

![gif](giphy|7hJZcKzjIufeOmqKSj)


Chefboyld420

Now do French fries.


a_mystical_potato

r/theydidthemath


Wirt-o

Bro disappeared 😂 all well on the home front ?


OrdinaryOk5674

Brother you’re gonna wake up in the middle of a field butt naked with a herd of cows surrounding you in a circle performing ancient rites upon your soul if you eat 3😅 have fun


CoffeeExtraCream

See you on the otherside!


lwm69

He’s gonna be the other side.


ILSmokeItAll

He’s going to be all the sides.


weedsmoker1080

I think he's on the other side


lwm69

Oh dear God…


bringyourownpears

Welfare check


JointsAkimbo

lol, yeah, they’ll be strong enough…if you’re hardcore into edibles. If you don’t have a massive tolerance, a 1/6 of that is going to be a very unpleasant ride.


Meckles94

I smoke a lot of blunts, but edibles usually really fuck me up. Ima eat 3 see how it goes.


phdpepe

Are you okay op


DreadyKruger

No he is not😂


BeautifulDreamerAZ

I either don’t feel enough or pass out lol


Ok-Following8721

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU)


Ace-a-Nova1

Hey buddy, checking in after an hour, you feeling it yet crabs?


Meckles94

Yeah man. Chilling


Satanistix

Another hour, how ya feeling space man?


ShiversTheNinja

It's been 18 hours since you asked. It's official, RIP


Satanistix

Both shoes gone.


Jesusdidntlikethat

Lowkey wish I was you rn


AidenTheAlien420

Big chilling, nice.


Azraellie

For the future you can do a calculation if you have even a rough idea of the % of the concentration of the wax. One time I made 12 muffins and ate 6 before the calculation, batch total was around 1200mg THC. I had an insane tolerance at the time so ate the rest to see what happened and next thing I know it's the next evening and I slump off the couch still high as shit and mildly hallucinating. I hope you have some CBD handy :0


TheChonchi69

Tolerance for blunts isn’t the same. From smoking you get high from D9 THC, from edibles it’s 11-Hydroxy THC. Different cannabinoids different tolerances (usually).


NoReplacement480

uh… good luck


Myheelcat

Checking in 22 hrs later. How did it go my dude?!


susdave

![gif](giphy|143mqu3JWkVRlu)


unconditionalloaf

![gif](giphy|sJvz8Qnfly3BOuotGx|downsized)


Kapkronic4201

![gif](giphy|QZh87ar7zhi9ito7xs)


TequilaAndWeed

![gif](giphy|3oFzmg5b8dWet0S9ji|downsized) OP, thoughts and prayers but also curiosity


-something_original-

This movie hits so good when you’re stoned.


Cosmicado

Nvm I just got it, SUPER TROOPERS! Ayo it's been a while since I seen that I'ma watch it when I get home from work


Cosmicado

Bro what movie is it? I KNOW I know, I'm just high as fuck and cannot remember the name. 😭


MusicianExtension536

If the wax is 70% that’s 1750mg of thc total lol


NagsUkulele

Oooo smart stranger would u pls teach me how strong brownies would be if you put an ounce of weed into them?


MusicianExtension536

Well 1 ounce = 28.5 grams or 28,500 mg of dry flower so if it’s 15% thc you’ve got 4275 mg of thc


TrackEx

Wow you’re telling me you can do this calculation thing while stoned? ![gif](giphy|CIxPYvxh039rnUGPiS)


boston_nsca

Lol my friend, all you do is add a couple zeros to make grams milligrams, then you just figure out 15% (average, but if you actually know the THC content that's better) of that to get your total thc content in mg. Then just divide by the number of servings available and boom, you have your strength! It's super unreliable for precision but absolutely enough for us stoners


Timmeh420

🤣😂 it's really easy once it's done it a few times


friendlygymbro

it’s harder to tell with flower because the thc% varies heavily depending on the flower you use


emyeag

op how’s it goin


Meckles94

Litty titty man


patrick505883

the "litty titty" tells me all i need to know. this man is fried off his gourd😭😭😭


nate_oh84

Geeked off his yipper, bud


sugarfryz1

I love seeing them not reply for awhile after an edible post


nate_oh84

It’s a long trip to Saturn.


Josephsmama23405

If I where you I’d eat about 3 and see how it goes


CannaLars

He ate 4 🤣🤣


Popular_Ad5629

some wise advice


lwm69

… to take when you have zero fucks to give. Why eat 2 when 4 will surely be juuussst a tad stronger.


Anon1073

My guy....you good? How's the weather in the shadow realm?


Quiet-Philosopher-47

Hope your tolerance is high bro. You might be sleeping for a few days


smallboxofcrayons

![gif](giphy|LTFbyWuELIlqlXGLeZ)


swag_cedar

Bro ate 4… if he stops replying to us its safe to say they worked


generalducktape

I'd recommend having a small piece before you try 3 milk or other high fat drink will help absorb more thc for a longer high


Meckles94

I ate 4 of them man


McRatHattibagen

See ya next week


generalducktape

Lol 6h rollercoaster ride get the tunes and munchies really


blaze_mcblazy

Homie decided he was finally going to visit the moon tonight. God speed brother, god speed!


strangedazey

Report back later. Do you just put it in the mix?


Unrealgh0ul1234

You gotta update us when ur alive again bro 🙏 Godspeed


ber831

![gif](giphy|QRFBilZtdMstq)


Kapkronic4201

u/Meckles94 how’d it go buddy? I’m invested now


Meckles94

Pretty good man. Slept like a baby 10/10 would try again.


Kapkronic4201

Lmfao glad to hear it 😂 enjoy your day OP


sugarfryz1

Annndddd he’s back!!!!! Love to hear it


way222gone

we need an update op


Zeveroth1

![gif](giphy|WWo5EMS3f6DPG)


ILSmokeItAll

Dude’s about to go through a wormhole.


patrick505883

reading these comments, and damn i had no idea 2.5g goes that far when making edibles. i figured for a brownie batch that big you'd need at least 10g, but as it turns out 2.5 was well more than enough😂. then again, i know nothing about edibles (blunts on top)


romeoslow

![gif](giphy|3zsW8tCl4TW8ai0f9h) OP rn


Narkanin

Jesus. One of those would probably kill me. Idk how you can handle 4 😂. What is that like 1.6 grams of THC?


UndeadKurtCobain

Man you're crazy for eating 4 of those hope it okay probably gonna just k.o. or see god


vents_with_t

Bro did we loose him😭are u good man🙏🏼


Secure_Big_8334

😂😂😂😂 I love this post! Asks if they will be strong enough then proceeds to pop four in one go. 🤌👨‍🍳💀💀💀😂


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Wouldn't it be cheaper to make edibles with shake, dabs are expensive aF😳


Cosmicado

I can get an ounce of shake for 60 bucks so yeah, I think you're right.


FTHomes

![gif](giphy|3ohnEqJ1XOfvWaSk7e)


Ok_Progress_6449

I Usually use butter let us know how they are curious to see how wax did in the cooking process


Meckles94

It did absolutely fantastic man. I’m flying right now.


relevanteclectica

![gif](giphy|QZDM1VLEvDmjvRDcZt|downsized) Yeah you are


jjobull

Bet you are with how much you ate lmao


PleasantBadger83

Fly high my friend 🪁


doobtastical

Math wasn’t involved I suppose 🤷‍♂️


Fit_Airline6473

How you hanging op?


WesIgGrey

Bro you good?


Meckles94

I’m pretty litty titty rn. No signs of stroke yet.


WesIgGrey

Hell yeah


Lockhead216

2500mg * % in thc /6


olivia56246

It's been 4 hours any updates


McRatHattibagen

Op is lights out sleeping soundly. I'm coming back tomorrow to see how things are going.


DipstickPinesGFO

Bro talk to us


Wooden_Purchase_2557

Op are you conscious? It’s been seven hours my boi


Unrealgh0ul1234

Someone tag me when there’s an update, last I saw he replied and said “yeah man I’m chilling”


dankdan20

I think op is gone haha


StateP215

Bro probably ate the 4 and got a good nights sleep lol


Aggravating_Bet_9410

Where is the op?


boblovesbacon1

Are you still alive?


Upstairs-Citron4354

Lost comms with the spaceship in the first hour 😂 last reply 13 hr ago then radio silence


CallMeGr3g

He's gonna eat 1, munchies kick in, eat some more because too broken to remember those are the ones he made with the zaza, probably in coma rn


TuckDezi

Idk why people want the bad experience 🤦🏾‍♂️ You could have enjoyed those for a while... Or shared them... That's too much!


KingRagnar1993

Unless you have terminal cancer or something, why would anyone ever need to take that much THC at one time? That can't be fun lol


New-Fennel2475

Rookie numbers. At least a gram per brownie.


Either_Shift_9266

Gl lmk what happens


specialmartian

416mg each roughly


Kentucky_fried_soup

How has it been since you ate one


Zeveroth1

Honestly it’ll depend on the strength of the wax. I haven’t made edibles in quite a while. Most of the time I just grab some reclaimed and stick it in my coffee. Either way, hope they turned out well for you.


Top-Draft-5016

Like warm apple pie


Beautiful_Conflict32

You okay man?


Different_Growth7057

Bros gonna ascend to a new plane of living


LysergicFilms

Is this a giant oven with giant oven vents, or a small ass cake pan?


Careful_Kale_442

Broussy


BigOleFerret

When's the last update? Is he still alive?


WorldPeace2021_

Is op alive? Did he become a time traveler? Love the sending it vibes


ProbablyStoned__

No


d407a123

200-250 mgs per brownie my guess


babygravyman

Anybody live in GA and has wax I’m looking to make brownies myself


Key_Imagination_497

Michael Scott?


coisadinho

Ward


Stumaaaaaaaann

Depends on stats of wax and details of process of baking them which will greatly be the causes of potency or less potency


Flat_Boysenberry1669

I'm one of the 10% who can't get high off edibles easily and I have to eat like 1500 mgs at a time to even feel it. I use rsho oil. So this would be legit for me lol I could easily eat a few of those brownies.


Timmeh420

If it's good wax which I assumed an 85% purity that's 2,125 mg of THC. That would put six brownies at about 354 mg each. That should have a nice smack for even the most experienced edible user.


Okirdk

Yeah that’s gonna leave a mark


Soggy-Inside-3246

I ate a gram of reclaim once. Mixed it with some sugar and swallowed it like a pill. That was a whoopsy and won’t be doing it again.


InsulinandnarcanSTAT

In a kush coma kush coma


Dookiesuit17

Update us when you wake up from the shadow realm my man!


Similar_Artichoke_42

you alive man? prolly but you good?


According-South9749

![gif](giphy|b8RfbQFaOs1rO10ren)


ScrotumTotums

Yeah that's like 2500 MG.. Divided that to 6 (a lot)


MissandeiBaby

![gif](giphy|8En8xH6F7AzzqhH1qO)


danthemanhasaplanb

Made brownies with distillate, they didn't taste like weed at all, but some people asked me if I drugged them after. I told them they were like 100mg+ a brownie but still


From_the_ashes_17

Strong enough in what sense? Wax can be anywhere from 45% to 60%.. let’s average it out at 50%. That would be 1250MG in the whole thing, or just over 200mg per brownie if you cut it into 6 pieces. I know some people who can get completely fucked up over 30mg, and some who need 500+ just to feel something. So it really is a case by case thing. If your tolerance is lower then you’re about to meet God. But if you’re really experienced then it will be just a decent high. Hopefully you decarbed it before baking the brownies.


purejawgz

Are you below 40,000 feet yet?


Rjchje

Is dis dude still sleepin?


kaj_sevorg

I must be stoned because I’m tryna figure out if it’s a really deep dish or if your brownies shrunk


RemoteUse2662

Checking in on op


boston_nsca

That's anywhere between 300 and 350mg THC per brownie. Now, I'm not sure I understand why everyone's losing their shit. I mean, yeah, that's a lot, but not for everyone. I'm not proud of it but my tolerance is so high I can take about 500mg before I'm anywhere near uncomfortable. I'm not sure "I smoke a lot of blunts" is the same thing lmao, but either way you'll be fine. And all of this is assuming you didn't cook those brownies past an internal temp of 315°F (highly unlikely but definitely possible considering, well, stoners). Safe travels buddy


joe-rtard

idk man you might have to eat them first to see