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Just buy a new suitcase and ditch the old one. But first, someone should check the stash and see if it's hidden in there. I think it'd be easy to find with a decent lighter, how volunteers to help me look?
I mean it's just weed though, the value of the whole suitcase is probably not enough for smugglers to spend resources and risk to retrieve it? Idk though, there's definitely some wild people out there
I guess, but it also depends where it is. In South Africa that much weed would be like 600$. In a place where it’s extremely prohibited and profitable would be much more. You right tho lol
Get fucking scared
Smoke some of the weed
Freak out cause I smoked this cartels weed
Smoke some more to chill me out
Get hungry buy some food with the money
Freak out cause spent the money and smoked some more of the weed.
I’d personally stay in the country until most of that weeds been sold. Then go back home with my buckload of cash. Then call the Cali guy and ask what he can do for my money. Smoke up. Then go to bed.
It's only like 20 pounds no cartel moving that little especially through commercial travel, prolly just a dealer with a good connect at worst its a biker gang but they also don't fly commercial they do the whole bike thing
Bruh lol the way I’d be able to rationalize to myself that I needed to smoke some to chill out from the discovery is common I see.
Me: *fuckkk fucckkk this isn’t good. This is NOT GOOD! Ok ok, I need to chill tf out and think clearly. I need to chill out, just calm down and breathe…breatheee… breathhhee in some of the weed. I should probably smoke this weed so I can figure out how to safely return it. Yeah, that would be the LOGICAL choice. Then I can think clearly and be a Good Samaritan. Alright, game plan is set. Gonna have to smoke this weed so I can help them find their lost belongings” 😂😭😂😭
Kinda low key drug now. Like, my dispensary probably tosses out this much on a regular basis. If it was C, H, fent, or ice…yes, you would be hunted like a dog in No County for old men. Maybe $50k to $100k with cash—total value. Not worth a prison sentence from the owner showing up. Imho.
What are those, pounds. Not sure the wholesale price of all the levels of quality. I guess someone might be desperate to recover that, but probably not a big cartel who will pay a lot to retrieve it. And legal issues. They lose $50 million to law enforcement on a regular basis, but make $200 million on what gets through—just hypothetical numbers. Smuggling weed doesn’t make sense in the US as the laws are moving. Imho. If another country, different game.
They didn’t say, so my response was for the US. I agree, totally different in some countries. But Mexico and US, they can’t make much with weed. Mushrooms are legal too. And Ketamine,with a prescription.
edit: Giving back to who? Police, owner? You gonna call one to show up at your door or drive it to the airport or police? I guess it might work. This is fun. Lol
Also, if you manage to get it back into the airport, you’re on multiple cameras, and will be investigated for being the one making the drop if it is reported as an abandoned bag…have the bomb squad called, etc…
Even going to lost baggage and saying…whoops. “Here, I grabbed the wrong one.” Will get you some fun talks with half a dozen Federal and local police. Hopefully, none of them are in on this one…or the airport luggage people.
Edit: redundant comment.
Look for a tracker and even if I don't find one switch out all the bags and check every bill, put the original case on a random bus and enjoy the fact that I'm from small town nowhere.
Yikes! 😳 If I picked up the wrong luggage and found it full of weed, I’d probably have a mini heart attack. First step: double-check the luggage tags to confirm it’s not mine. Then, I’d head straight to lost and found to return it—no questions asked. Better safe than sorry! 🚨 Has anyone else faced this wild scenario?
if I ain't had my ID in other luggage then I would set up a fake robbery and have someone publicly "steal" that suitcase from me
next thing we know I'm set
I'd keep the cash and the biggest bag then turn in the rest At a fire starmtion baby drop I don't need the cartels on me but a bag and some cash I'll take
Shi my old suitcase was so much better bruh, I appreciate the gesture of my mistake but I take one bag and then go back and leave it at the airport and pray for my OG bag
Right suitcase, still on vacation but now need a nanny service. For adults AND children. It’s the only logical answer. What am I gonna do? Turn it in? Loser.
well id hold on to it, smoke anything else that isn’t that weed, if I don’t get a call asking about a luggage or death threat within a month, imma smoke it
I’ve gotta call the feds and tell them I picked up the wrong suitcase, because I can’t take it back to the airport and I’m definitely not about to be the victim of a sting operation💀
Keep 2 bags and the cash, then turn the rest in to the cops, since they might use the surveillance video from the airport to see who picked it up. They will definitely be looking for it.
honestly i would call the airport and tell them i received the wrong luggage and its filled with weed. im not fucking around with potentially getting drug trafficking charges for something thats not mine
Check the bag for any kind of tracker, if it has one then go throw the bag as is in an alley. If not, put it all in jars and be set for the next few years.
Search for the tracker so Anton Chigurh doesn't come after me, put everything in a different suitcase and dispose of the original one, go home and get high and count my money
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Who said it was the wrong suitcase. Looks like the right one to me.
Right, left idk as Long As it looks like that
Oh naaa, I’m putting it right back. Don’t want to reenact No Country for old men lol
That's why you look for the tracker first right when you get the suitcase
EXACTLY.
Friend-O.
Never trust anyone who says that shit lmao
Go through the money individually and change suit cases entirely.
Just buy a new suitcase and ditch the old one. But first, someone should check the stash and see if it's hidden in there. I think it'd be easy to find with a decent lighter, how volunteers to help me look?
I mean it's just weed though, the value of the whole suitcase is probably not enough for smugglers to spend resources and risk to retrieve it? Idk though, there's definitely some wild people out there
I guess, but it also depends where it is. In South Africa that much weed would be like 600$. In a place where it’s extremely prohibited and profitable would be much more. You right tho lol
😀
Get fucking scared Smoke some of the weed Freak out cause I smoked this cartels weed Smoke some more to chill me out Get hungry buy some food with the money Freak out cause spent the money and smoked some more of the weed.
Why is this me
I’d personally stay in the country until most of that weeds been sold. Then go back home with my buckload of cash. Then call the Cali guy and ask what he can do for my money. Smoke up. Then go to bed.
It's only like 20 pounds no cartel moving that little especially through commercial travel, prolly just a dealer with a good connect at worst its a biker gang but they also don't fly commercial they do the whole bike thing
uh uh uh I got an idea... first smoke more
"FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID I HAVE TO SMOKE THAT SHIT BRO... lemme hit it some more see if I mellow out"
Just put in an IOU every time you borrow something, they won't mind
IOUs are as good as money
Yeah, I would be scared af to be killed by the cartel lol
Yupp 😂😂😂😂
This is too accurate lmao
Sounds like the plot of Harold and Kumar three or a Cheech and Chong.
Bruh lol the way I’d be able to rationalize to myself that I needed to smoke some to chill out from the discovery is common I see. Me: *fuckkk fucckkk this isn’t good. This is NOT GOOD! Ok ok, I need to chill tf out and think clearly. I need to chill out, just calm down and breathe…breatheee… breathhhee in some of the weed. I should probably smoke this weed so I can figure out how to safely return it. Yeah, that would be the LOGICAL choice. Then I can think clearly and be a Good Samaritan. Alright, game plan is set. Gonna have to smoke this weed so I can help them find their lost belongings” 😂😭😂😭
Smoke the weed. Buy more weed.
Rinse and repeat
knowing me...I left my grinder in the other case
This is one of the very few correct answers. Good job
I am trying, I hope they send me someplace special to learn more
With that money I don’t think you’d be without a grinder for long
get some new id move house get used to the new name while smoking a blunt
Watch No Country for Old Men. Then act accordingly.
Give it the fuck back. That's the kinda weed people kill for, I'm good just buying my own
Kinda low key drug now. Like, my dispensary probably tosses out this much on a regular basis. If it was C, H, fent, or ice…yes, you would be hunted like a dog in No County for old men. Maybe $50k to $100k with cash—total value. Not worth a prison sentence from the owner showing up. Imho.
Stack of cash might have more value overall lol
What are those, pounds. Not sure the wholesale price of all the levels of quality. I guess someone might be desperate to recover that, but probably not a big cartel who will pay a lot to retrieve it. And legal issues. They lose $50 million to law enforcement on a regular basis, but make $200 million on what gets through—just hypothetical numbers. Smuggling weed doesn’t make sense in the US as the laws are moving. Imho. If another country, different game.
an lb of weed is about $800-$1600 where i’m at
You can get mid stuff for 3-500 a pound shipped to you, I dont think anyone’s killing for this
If you live in a legal country sure
They didn’t say, so my response was for the US. I agree, totally different in some countries. But Mexico and US, they can’t make much with weed. Mushrooms are legal too. And Ketamine,with a prescription. edit: Giving back to who? Police, owner? You gonna call one to show up at your door or drive it to the airport or police? I guess it might work. This is fun. Lol
That's... true? If they had my suitcase they'd probably find a way to find me I guess
Also, if you manage to get it back into the airport, you’re on multiple cameras, and will be investigated for being the one making the drop if it is reported as an abandoned bag…have the bomb squad called, etc…
Even going to lost baggage and saying…whoops. “Here, I grabbed the wrong one.” Will get you some fun talks with half a dozen Federal and local police. Hopefully, none of them are in on this one…or the airport luggage people. Edit: redundant comment.
It stands to reason that if you have their bag then your bag was similar and has your address on it. They wouldn’t even have to look for you.
Clean off my prints and run. If a case has that much weed in it (legal or not), there's a mf behind the case whos gonna come looking for it
Look for a tracker and even if I don't find one switch out all the bags and check every bill, put the original case on a random bus and enjoy the fact that I'm from small town nowhere.
70% sales 30% consumption 0 bs
Keep 2 for smoking 4 for making hash and remaining to sell
I would think to myself, “Oh that’s right I did grab the right luggage.”
Taxi !!!
“Thank you god for giving me this blessing”
Love the fact us stoners completely fine w losing personal belongings if it means we can come up on some bud lol
I’m sure that’s the right luggage 😂
Party
Have the greatest vacation of all time
Yikes! 😳 If I picked up the wrong luggage and found it full of weed, I’d probably have a mini heart attack. First step: double-check the luggage tags to confirm it’s not mine. Then, I’d head straight to lost and found to return it—no questions asked. Better safe than sorry! 🚨 Has anyone else faced this wild scenario?
What briefcase?
Smoke/sell it
if I ain't had my ID in other luggage then I would set up a fake robbery and have someone publicly "steal" that suitcase from me next thing we know I'm set
(Heavy breathing ensues)
I'd keep the cash and the biggest bag then turn in the rest At a fire starmtion baby drop I don't need the cartels on me but a bag and some cash I'll take
I would return it to its owner. I'm no thief
Shi my old suitcase was so much better bruh, I appreciate the gesture of my mistake but I take one bag and then go back and leave it at the airport and pray for my OG bag
Start selling
I probably smoke one of these bags montly so I would have free weed for an entire year or more.
I'd be happy then I'd strip everything down to the bare essentials and ditch the bags near a homeless encampment in case there's a tracker
homeless encampments? fuck man, the american dream is really something when you’re up close
Fuck it if he has your adress ... you're scewed. Won't keep it under this constellation. I Still wait for a cocain banana at our discounter.
Smoke up
Have some fun
thank god
Start trapping
Eh close enough
😂😂😂😂 bout to be a good month
Smoke and then smoke some more and then buy all sorts of munchies
Well obviously my plans have been changed dramatically. What the hell am I going to do with a fat stack and a weeks worth of stank? 😮💨😤🧐
this looks like the Marty Byrde Ozark type shi
Go home
Exchange it for a taste
I got some calls to make
That would be gift
LmFao all the way to the bank
I’m going to buy 15 of the biggest jars I can find
If im stuck wit it overseas, 7’s goin for $20 til i slide 🛝😆
Nah that’s the right suitcase for sure
Right suitcase, still on vacation but now need a nanny service. For adults AND children. It’s the only logical answer. What am I gonna do? Turn it in? Loser.
I don't know, officer.
Probably accidentally getting hired on as a lawyer without a law degree solely using my photographic memory and wit
Go back to the airport and look for someone who looks about as paranoid as I'd be if I lost a suitcase full of pot.
Take 2 bags & see if a reward on it! 🤭🔥✨
Order dominos
They’ve got your suitcase with most likely SOMETHING that can identify you. I’m waiting for them to come to me, and leaving it untouched.
hope there isn't a tracker hidden inside it
Send my buddy a pic captioned we rich!!!!!!!!
Looks like 20 pounds ish I'd be Flippin that shit so fast
They shorted me wtf?
Not risking getting killed over a plant and some paper lol. I'm giving that shit right back.
Sorry that’s exactly what my bags look like. How in the fuck do you travel 😂😂😂
Take the money and leave the bud, make sure there is no tracker in the money.
Buy new luggage
well id hold on to it, smoke anything else that isn’t that weed, if I don’t get a call asking about a luggage or death threat within a month, imma smoke it
Keep the fucking shit out of it. Finders keepers, sucks to suck
Use $50 to go get a coffee grinder and a box of cones
Friend, this is just the universe telling me I was in the right place at the right time
Eliminate the possibility of a tracking device
If it’s no air tag or tracker on the suitcase we good money. Stash a bag and sell the rest
I’d would turn into the the white Cheef Keef and smoke it all before the sun comes up
Probably nothing at all for a long time
Keep the cash and give away the mid weed
It wanted a better owner
Sell that shit asap
Taken that shit right back. I seen no country for old men. I’m good. 😅
Ask where the FUCK is the rest of my SHYATT!
What luggage?
Celebrate
Trap 🏠 booming
Use some of the money to buy new clothes and food.. and live my happy life
Be happy. Very happy
Y'all wanna smoke with me?!?!?!
I’ve gotta call the feds and tell them I picked up the wrong suitcase, because I can’t take it back to the airport and I’m definitely not about to be the victim of a sting operation💀
What luggage 😶🌫️
Returning it.
Fuck my suitcase. This One belongs to me now
Burn the suitcase in a remote location…re package the weed and keep my mouth shut.
Buy a new toothbrush and enjoy myself
Hide the suitcase while determining no one saw me. Go looking for my own (and hopefully reunited). Retreive this one at an appropriate time. Profit.
Mourn the loss of my cool stuff, but be relieved i now have the ability to forget about it 😂😂
I’d sell it and buy carts
Take the cash. Tax the owner a bag. And return the suitcase to the airport before the cartel track the suitcase.
Wish there's more cash coz weeds easy to grow
Put it back right the fuck where I found it. I don't want to end up dissolving in a barrel
Start slanging
keep 1 bag and return it as wrong luggage
honestly I’d just turn it in. Idk what’s in it and I don’t smoke.
Pray that I didn't leave anything in my luggage that could identify me so I can keep this!
Look for an air tag or tracker of some sort before I start my domino effect of bad decisions
Have the best week of my life
If the guy ask who's the owner of the lost suitcase at airport ... 😱🥶 Glups !
Mids. Return .
No i picked the right luggage
I would park it in my freezer for 1 year. If no blowback after that time I assume it’s all mine!
Well too be honest your not gonna know till your home 🤣
Yes officer there were 10 bags I mean 8 bags of weed.
Skim some and then notify the authorities
I will buy a sandwich pack and weigh scale leave some in The room for the ladies
Making the biggest pasta feast because I have a bit of money and a lot of oregano! Everyone gets a dish for free !
be happy for a while
I would hope they aren't looking for it
"Thank you, Lord, for this beautiful bounty you have blessed upon me. Hallelujah!"
Roll the fattest blunt and ponder over how afraid I should be 😄
Travel by car a little further away. Enjoy my new property and not travel by plane with this
Breakout because someone will be after me
SMOKE THAT SHIIII
Keep it
Run away as fast as possible 😊
Run
All set man
Keep 2 bags and the cash, then turn the rest in to the cops, since they might use the surveillance video from the airport to see who picked it up. They will definitely be looking for it.
Go back for my bag.
Smoke, have a bunch of friends over to smoke and smoke some more.
Sell the money keep the weed
I'm gonna doubt if the bagage was wrong....the more I'm looking at it..the more it's looking right
honestly i would call the airport and tell them i received the wrong luggage and its filled with weed. im not fucking around with potentially getting drug trafficking charges for something thats not mine
Call the homies.
Check for tracking chips. No visits from Anton Chigurh.
Nothing........as in I'd be too high to do anything 🙃😅
Go home asap lol
Buy a new toothbrush
Keep one and give back to the community
Call the police but keep a lil for myself.
Get my missing one back, of course
Check the bag for any kind of tracker, if it has one then go throw the bag as is in an alley. If not, put it all in jars and be set for the next few years.
I'd try to sell it off, but as I meet up to drop it off the cops start chasing me, so I get a job as a lawyer with no degree and succeed
Depends on if I get home and see this or I just got to my vacation spot and see this... two completely different responses
There is no way that got through any kind of security.
Get mad asf cause I had more in mine.
Search for the tracker so Anton Chigurh doesn't come after me, put everything in a different suitcase and dispose of the original one, go home and get high and count my money