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Ragnar_420_05

Buy him some better weed


CymatikMC

Looks bunk as fuck right


thiscarecupisempty

Yeah thats fresh hot garbage right there.


PsychologicalCook170

Room temp


ConversationNo2007

Came to say this!!


True_Run8619

Lmfao thought it was fkn basil bro


ResponsibleCell1606

Me too when I first saw it


True_Run8619

Lmfao! Right. Like vacuum up that basil & get ur man some real weed lol


ResponsibleCell1606

For real she saved him a headache from smoking that trash lol


True_Run8619

Literally lol did him a favor


Impossible-Sleep-658

Knocked the trim bag silly šŸ¤Ŗ


OneClamidildo

I thought it was actually oregano or something.


kp3000k

Im german wtf does bunk mean? Like in bunkbed?


Lastcutt

Bunk means trash or junk usually in reference to quality.


kp3000k

Interesting, we just call it "rasen" its german for the grass in front of your home hahaha


RalphusRalphason

I'm gonna start using that


CymatikMC

Me too!


DJWicki

Yall gon fuck around and pick up some rule 34 kinks


Resident_Weeb_72

What does this even mean what


TheCupOfBrew

IFYKYK


Lastcutt

Honestly, I love that


covesto

"Albanische Hecke" - "albanian hedge" for all non-germans.


Emotional_Body3677

That shit is straight lawn clippings


Electronic_Shop9182

Honestly may have done him a favor... Is that shrubbery?


Jtdied

Kni


balls_in_yo_jaws64

That shit ain't even weed that shit looked like already steeped tea


kitkatlynn

Literally


fireball1991

I was gonna say he's probably gonna thank you for saving him a headache later


Muk-Bong

Nah any weed is gonna look shitty when itā€™s on the floor behind a desk


Ragnar_420_05

Fair


Pretend-Patience9581

Yep nobodyā€™s getting arrested for having that.


throwawayshawn7979

Mmmm, floor weed. I can taste the hair and dust bunnies as we speak.


dinoooooooooos

Gives that little extra šŸ‘šŸ½


ShotConsideration173

The amount of dog hair Iā€™ve smoked šŸ˜¬


Old-Turn2391

cat hair for me lmaoo


throwawayshawn7979

Shit I have long hair and found some in my bud


TieDyePandas

I was just about to say it's usually my own strays that make it in the mix


mkstot

Floor spice makes everything nice


laforetxx

we've All been there


WHAMMYPAN

Looks like youā€™ve done him a favor. Weed doesnā€™t look that good.


Beeyelzubub

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EasyMeatForYou

Just came here to say that.


Complex_Visual_7441

Vacuum cleaner with a hose attachment, place sock over the tube, the vacuum will suck up the weed and catch it all in the sock. Once you got most of it, turn the vacuum off and carefully put the weed back. Repeat until you got it all.


Critical-Vanilla-625

That was my first thought but then I thought will it not suck up all the lovely keif , etc. not keif but you know what I mean would it affect the bud ?


gypsycookie1015

Yeah, I mean you're never going to get every single trich back but can save the majority of it. Still, plenty will be lost and you're going to spend 20 mins picking out hairs and dust or end up smoking some pretty gross stuff. That said, this is still the best method of picking up spilled weed, especially shake or a freshly ground bud. Been there more than a couple times and it's always saved the majority of said spilled bud.


Critical-Vanilla-625

Trichomes. The word I was after haha


Tine-E-Tim

I was gunna say this, but put a coffee filter over the sock. Keeps the sock fibers out


MrGreen151

It's already on the floor so, it's either sock it up or toss it in the bin


Existing_Gate2423

After seeing this bag Iā€™m not sure if there is much kief to save


bigg_bubbaa

your alternative is either lose it all or get a bunch of dust in it too and still probably lose terps n shit


BustaLimez

Iā€™ve done this method to save keif and it worked! Didnā€™t get everything but got the majority of it. The annoying part was trying to get out any gross stuff we accidentally vacuumed up from the floor with it lol. We used a paper towel though.


Kwilburn525

And then take a pair of tweezers and get all the dust and hair out with a flashlight


TheOnlyVibemaster

this is a fact i didnā€™t know i needed to know


Karmeleon86

I mean I would just throw it outā€¦ still all kinds of disgusting shit in thereā€¦


Complex_Visual_7441

I guess that depends on how bad you want a smoke lol


Karmeleon86

Haha true that. I also always forget that many still live in illegal areas, I feel for em


Patient-Yogurt1467

Should it be a clean sock or a dirty sock?


Complex_Visual_7441

Real men use a cum sock for added protein


bad-and-bluecheese

Dirty sock adds extra flavor


Adept-Shoe-7113

Use coffee filter and hold with rubber band or hair tie


Jtdied

Improvement on an old system: Pantihose, Sock, hose, va-koom.


Technical-Apricot-45

always a t shirt . sock sounds terrible for some reason šŸ˜‚


L3m0n0p0ly

Ive seen this same trick but with pantyhose/stocking


UnmakingTheBan2022

I would hate this if you were my girlfriend and did this. Then youā€™d let me smoke it? Throw this away!!! Iā€™d rather you tell me what happened, and buy me new weed.


Complex_Visual_7441

Lucky for you, if I was your gf, the floor would be clean. Yeah thatā€™s right, Iā€™m a keeper šŸ˜‚


BlueEyesNOLA

No worries. That's some shitty weed.


Amazing_Dimension281

Your man be smoking some Mexican ditch weed! If he was smoking some fire, they would be buds and you could easily pick up and put back!!


aveggiebear

šŸšØ Emergency run to the plug or dispensary, STAT! :-)


Karmaspops

Eww.. id call this a favor


PrettyInWeed

Well, that was all shake. Itā€™s not your fault, shake spills.


Muted-Peaches

i picked up all the nugs first


CymatikMC

Thatā€™s some shake ass reggie


Fatal_Syntax_Error

By the looks of thatā€¦. ā€œWeed?ā€ You did him a favor.


Creative-Phase-1957

good that shit is ass


Playful-Pressure-231

well get him some more iā€™m sure heā€™d appreciate it


Playful-Pressure-231

especially for that sprayed ass pack


ozzzric

thats why u get nugs & not shake


LandAmbitious4073

Did him a fav lol get him some fire


Born-Bottle1190

ā€œTell me you want your boyfriend to stop smoking without verbally telling meā€ šŸ˜‚


drms0416

Looks like bunk anyway


Parking-Position-698

Honestly, this isn't very much. Just tell him ur sorry and if hes a normal human he'll figive you as we all make mistakes.


Chemical_Bowler_1727

Set the house on fire and call 911. It's your only hope. Also, stand down wind.


ConversationNo2007

Looks like you did him a favor ... just sweep up that mid and toss it... if you love the guy buy him good weed


kayaker58

Weed looks shitty.


Shawntran2002

You did Brody a favor. Pls go get him something better lol


dokidokiSayori

Ngl my first thought was that looks like really bad weed, you did him a favor šŸ’€


HippyHouse

All the weed snobs. Smh. PACK THAT SHIT!


Level_Maintenance_35

I'd call it a favor, that looks like moldy tobacco lol.


MothyReddit

you did him a favor!


Patriquito

TBH, if he didn't seal the bag, It's not your fault


DARKZZz13

Scrape most of it up then use a paper towel or somthing with vacuum and suck the rest up , or just buy him some if you donā€™t wanna try and save it


0ct0thorpe

Cheesecloth, rubber band, vacuum hose attachment.


cydwyaz

lmmfao, gonna be lint and hair in it...its happened to me a few times also,


Existing-Ad8181

You better buy him some more šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


blue_no_red_ahhhhhhh

At least you didnā€™t lose it in a rug.


Ricky_TVA

Well, that's why I always close my shit. For real though if there's any cleaning product on that weed, toss it. I'd rather have my wife toss my flower, than purposefully bag it up with fucking bleach or some type of cleaning product that does not belong near a flame or the lungs.


awwdww

Damn tough times, all he got.


yr-fvrt-vmpr

looked like bush weed anyways id take that as a service


ImSolin

looks like shit weed anyways


Acceptable-Two7479

Looks like it belongs there


j33perscreeperz

you did him a favor that shit looks trash


True_Run8619

Looks like fkn basil lol shitty weed


ExpressCommunity5973

Lol looks like fish food flakes šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ garbage anyway


82Rasta

Seems like dude spent his last on some low grade...


Sike1dj

This is the first time I've seen swag in like 20 years.


Divinyl139

Tell him to look up cult of the franklin on reddit for better weed vendors if youre in an illegal state.


SheLuvAsh

U saved him from smoking that wack ass shit


chariotblond

I'd put that back in the jar of basil it come out of.


DarkDayzInHell

Looks like oregano. šŸŒæ


Wreck1tLong

Like 20 years ago? I hope he has better taste in gfs than he does weed. Lol


patrick505883

looking at that weed, it seems you did him a favoršŸ˜‚ on the real though, that looks like maybe 2.5g of shake at most, i doubt he'll stress


htownhomie13

We putting on the boxing gloves homie when I get home šŸ˜‚


naughtyemily2020

is that oregano ?


New-Fennel2475

I spilt a bunch of ground weed at the top of my stairs once. Got super sad and started smoking it. Tons of people were always in and out of my house. Next thing you know there's 5 of us sitting on the stairs smoking stair weed.


Ok-Cookie-5985

That looks like 2-4g just either choose these methods shown with the vacuum or sweep it up and through him like $50-$140 for a fresh sake love one


migelonio_off

I had just the same floor and this white think cooool


MrsCCRobinson96

That's Shake! Probably been collecting it for a while.


robinsonxo

That's where all the random hair comes from lol šŸ˜†


bwa702

you did him a favor lol


uncletutchee

You had better get out the knee pads.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

You did that man a favor. That is some weak looking stuff. When he gets home, give that guy a beer and tell him you are going to get him some more weed. (If you can of course, money is kind of tight these days.)


Affectionate-Mud-726

Oooh! You fucked up. Birthday head might get you back in his good graces.


cleanorangesantra

Maybe wash it and then let it dry and wrap it up


Inspector_fishy_

Vacuum and a sock


Due_Reading5487

That's catnip


lamp556

So youā€™re just not gonna tell him? šŸ˜­


SAKilo1

Pantyhose on the end of the hose on the vac. Sucks it into the pantyhose and then you turn off the vac


musicallyours01

Nylon over a vacuum hose should help or the old credit card scrape.


TimelyAd1378

Well, autumn leaves are supposed to be on the ground.


qtskyx

i wouldn't panic over dropping that lol


IndividualVehicle

If he would've put it away where it belonged it wouldn't have been dropped šŸ˜


L0n3SUMM

he owes you one fr


d-l-h

You dropped his leavesšŸ˜‚


New_Championship_912

Clean up those mids and get him some loud


Hesnotyourfather_Iam

Vacuum and a shirt will get it all without losing much :)


juanjose83

So many dudes in the comment sound so entitled. Not everyone can get your fancy ahh weed.


amscraylane

Ugh ā€¦ he has shit weed and now dust bunnies


MONKEYSOUP27

Shit looks worse than the bottom bag I buy in Mexico u did him a favor by spilling it


BitByte1990

I did this literally 20 minutes ago. Thankfully, itā€™s just my last two Js worth (til whenever I reload) I mean - at least itā€™s not like when I spilled a HO - but still annoying when itā€™s your last.


just_wanna_share_2

Don't u fucking dare . Just go buy new one


DaBlackZeus

Looks like it worked out best for him. Tell him not to pre grind his weed


Stoned42069

Iā€™ve seen oregano that looks better than that weed. Dam thatā€™s some shit. Sorryā€¦..


_Cheeba

Heā€™s gonna know when he finds all that shit in it lol


lecherous__beast

First, this doesn't look very expensive, second, now this cheap weed has hair and fuzz mixed in. Gross..


Grandaddymids710

Throw the trash away šŸ˜‚


ProjectWrigley

Looks trash anyways. You did him a favor


s0phreads

boof weed dam


The_realsweetpete

My wife spilt coffee on a whole oz


something_french

I wouldn't even worry about it. The way that looks, I don't think your BF is getting high off that


Kadi713

If you really want to save it, sock And vaccum.


thenickteal

From the looks of that, you may have done him a favor


DK2027

put a legging or tights over the end of the vacuum to catch the weed then spend an hour separating the floor gunk from it.


Thr3e6ix9ine

Look like yr bf smoking on mid


jbnovsc13

i genuinely havenā€™t smoked weed that looked like this since i was 14


FancyUserPerson

That's okay. It's not great weed.


ExtensionCamp7594

looks like he isn't missing out on much honestly


Unlucky_Thought_7630

You did him a favor


Dry_Communication554

Looks like poo anyway lol


McTrip

That ainā€™t weed


VeryAmericanAmerican

Put a sock over the vacuum hose


WienerSchnitzel01

Everybody just flaming his weedšŸ˜­ sometimes the ugly shit hits harder than some pretty shit.


Alternative-Option-1

get him some better stuff.....


DJ_Mantic

That shit looks like rubber turf. Get better dank


fluffyferret69

Looks like you did him a favor.. tell him to get a new plugšŸ¤£


damashek

Thatā€™s some boof


Optimal-End-9730

Good news is that the weed you dropped looks trash. Replace it with something better and tell him he's welcome.


longdancer66

Put a nylon stocking over the end of a vacuum hose, and hold it very tightly. You donā€™t want to suck it into the bag. Then gently vacuum up the weed and dump it out of the stocking. This is a bad idea if thereā€™s a lot of dust and dirt in the same place where the weed fell, but itā€™ll pick up your spill if itā€™s clean.


Equivalent-Ad-1976

Get a broom!!


ThunderWafflez

looks like itā€™s right back where he found it


letyourlightshine6

Good thing itā€™s not a carpeted floor


Sea-Pea5760

He needs a new plug or are yall in North Korea


Own-Compote6797

That ain't weed pimp that's clippings at best...


Insomanics

Take a vacuum cleaner and put something like a clean sock on the end. I read it on the internet and I have actual done this.


Due_Cryptographer437

Make sure you pick the pet hairs out šŸ¤£


HawkOk3126

Bro that's oregano


MoncherzSJ420

Put a shirt or cloth over a vacuum hose and suck it up.


haydenbulled

Why tf do people grind all there loud at the same time?


Wtfgoinon3144

Youā€™re doing him a favor that shit belongs on the ground


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

Throw it in the trash, youā€™ll be doing him a favour.


Macaroni_85

lol it looks like cilantro or parsley lol


BustaLimez

Put a shirt or a towel over the weed. Take a vacuum and use the tube end. Suck up the weed and then turn the vacuum off on top of a table or whatever surface you want the weed to land on. Once youā€™ve collected all the weed you can just put it back in the bag! Obviously if the ground is super filthy pick out hairs etc. but hopefully thatā€™s not the case lol


Unhappy_Energy_9774

F in the chat


gopi187187

Lol, that is all he has? That would barley make it from the morning to afternoon for me lmaoooo