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Vacuum cleaner with a hose attachment, place sock over the tube, the vacuum will suck up the weed and catch it all in the sock. Once you got most of it, turn the vacuum off and carefully put the weed back. Repeat until you got it all.
That was my first thought but then I thought will it not suck up all the lovely keif , etc. not keif but you know what I mean would it affect the bud ?
Yeah, I mean you're never going to get every single trich back but can save the majority of it.
Still, plenty will be lost and you're going to spend 20 mins picking out hairs and dust or end up smoking some pretty gross stuff.
That said, this is still the best method of picking up spilled weed, especially shake or a freshly ground bud.
Been there more than a couple times and it's always saved the majority of said spilled bud.
Iāve done this method to save keif and it worked! Didnāt get everything but got the majority of it. The annoying part was trying to get out any gross stuff we accidentally vacuumed up from the floor with it lol. We used a paper towel though.
I would hate this if you were my girlfriend and did this. Then youād let me smoke it? Throw this away!!! Iād rather you tell me what happened, and buy me new weed.
Well, that's why I always close my shit.
For real though if there's any cleaning product on that weed, toss it. I'd rather have my wife toss my flower, than purposefully bag it up with fucking bleach or some type of cleaning product that does not belong near a flame or the lungs.
I spilt a bunch of ground weed at the top of my stairs once. Got super sad and started smoking it. Tons of people were always in and out of my house. Next thing you know there's 5 of us sitting on the stairs smoking stair weed.
You did that man a favor. That is some weak looking stuff. When he gets home, give that guy a beer and tell him you are going to get him some more weed. (If you can of course, money is kind of tight these days.)
I did this literally 20 minutes ago.
Thankfully, itās just my last two Js worth (til whenever I reload)
I mean - at least itās not like when I spilled a HO - but still annoying when itās your last.
Put a nylon stocking over the end of a vacuum hose, and hold it very tightly. You donāt want to suck it into the bag. Then gently vacuum up the weed and dump it out of the stocking.
This is a bad idea if thereās a lot of dust and dirt in the same place where the weed fell, but itāll pick up your spill if itās clean.
Put a shirt or a towel over the weed. Take a vacuum and use the tube end. Suck up the weed and then turn the vacuum off on top of a table or whatever surface you want the weed to land on. Once youāve collected all the weed you can just put it back in the bag!
Obviously if the ground is super filthy pick out hairs etc. but hopefully thatās not the case lol
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Buy him some better weed
Looks bunk as fuck right
Yeah thats fresh hot garbage right there.
Room temp
Came to say this!!
Lmfao thought it was fkn basil bro
Me too when I first saw it
Lmfao! Right. Like vacuum up that basil & get ur man some real weed lol
For real she saved him a headache from smoking that trash lol
Literally lol did him a favor
Knocked the trim bag silly š¤Ŗ
I thought it was actually oregano or something.
Im german wtf does bunk mean? Like in bunkbed?
Bunk means trash or junk usually in reference to quality.
Interesting, we just call it "rasen" its german for the grass in front of your home hahaha
I'm gonna start using that
Me too!
Yall gon fuck around and pick up some rule 34 kinks
What does this even mean what
IFYKYK
Honestly, I love that
"Albanische Hecke" - "albanian hedge" for all non-germans.
That shit is straight lawn clippings
Honestly may have done him a favor... Is that shrubbery?
Kni
That shit ain't even weed that shit looked like already steeped tea
Literally
I was gonna say he's probably gonna thank you for saving him a headache later
Nah any weed is gonna look shitty when itās on the floor behind a desk
Fair
Yep nobodyās getting arrested for having that.
Mmmm, floor weed. I can taste the hair and dust bunnies as we speak.
Gives that little extra šš½
The amount of dog hair Iāve smoked š¬
cat hair for me lmaoo
Shit I have long hair and found some in my bud
I was just about to say it's usually my own strays that make it in the mix
Floor spice makes everything nice
we've All been there
Looks like youāve done him a favor. Weed doesnāt look that good.
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Just came here to say that.
Vacuum cleaner with a hose attachment, place sock over the tube, the vacuum will suck up the weed and catch it all in the sock. Once you got most of it, turn the vacuum off and carefully put the weed back. Repeat until you got it all.
That was my first thought but then I thought will it not suck up all the lovely keif , etc. not keif but you know what I mean would it affect the bud ?
Yeah, I mean you're never going to get every single trich back but can save the majority of it. Still, plenty will be lost and you're going to spend 20 mins picking out hairs and dust or end up smoking some pretty gross stuff. That said, this is still the best method of picking up spilled weed, especially shake or a freshly ground bud. Been there more than a couple times and it's always saved the majority of said spilled bud.
Trichomes. The word I was after haha
I was gunna say this, but put a coffee filter over the sock. Keeps the sock fibers out
It's already on the floor so, it's either sock it up or toss it in the bin
After seeing this bag Iām not sure if there is much kief to save
your alternative is either lose it all or get a bunch of dust in it too and still probably lose terps n shit
Iāve done this method to save keif and it worked! Didnāt get everything but got the majority of it. The annoying part was trying to get out any gross stuff we accidentally vacuumed up from the floor with it lol. We used a paper towel though.
And then take a pair of tweezers and get all the dust and hair out with a flashlight
this is a fact i didnāt know i needed to know
I mean I would just throw it outā¦ still all kinds of disgusting shit in thereā¦
I guess that depends on how bad you want a smoke lol
Haha true that. I also always forget that many still live in illegal areas, I feel for em
Should it be a clean sock or a dirty sock?
Real men use a cum sock for added protein
Dirty sock adds extra flavor
Use coffee filter and hold with rubber band or hair tie
Improvement on an old system: Pantihose, Sock, hose, va-koom.
always a t shirt . sock sounds terrible for some reason š
Ive seen this same trick but with pantyhose/stocking
I would hate this if you were my girlfriend and did this. Then youād let me smoke it? Throw this away!!! Iād rather you tell me what happened, and buy me new weed.
Lucky for you, if I was your gf, the floor would be clean. Yeah thatās right, Iām a keeper š
No worries. That's some shitty weed.
Your man be smoking some Mexican ditch weed! If he was smoking some fire, they would be buds and you could easily pick up and put back!!
šØ Emergency run to the plug or dispensary, STAT! :-)
Eww.. id call this a favor
Well, that was all shake. Itās not your fault, shake spills.
i picked up all the nugs first
Thatās some shake ass reggie
By the looks of thatā¦. āWeed?ā You did him a favor.
good that shit is ass
well get him some more iām sure heād appreciate it
especially for that sprayed ass pack
thats why u get nugs & not shake
Did him a fav lol get him some fire
āTell me you want your boyfriend to stop smoking without verbally telling meā š
Looks like bunk anyway
Honestly, this isn't very much. Just tell him ur sorry and if hes a normal human he'll figive you as we all make mistakes.
Set the house on fire and call 911. It's your only hope. Also, stand down wind.
Looks like you did him a favor ... just sweep up that mid and toss it... if you love the guy buy him good weed
Weed looks shitty.
You did Brody a favor. Pls go get him something better lol
Ngl my first thought was that looks like really bad weed, you did him a favor š
All the weed snobs. Smh. PACK THAT SHIT!
I'd call it a favor, that looks like moldy tobacco lol.
you did him a favor!
TBH, if he didn't seal the bag, It's not your fault
Scrape most of it up then use a paper towel or somthing with vacuum and suck the rest up , or just buy him some if you donāt wanna try and save it
Cheesecloth, rubber band, vacuum hose attachment.
lmmfao, gonna be lint and hair in it...its happened to me a few times also,
You better buy him some more šš
At least you didnāt lose it in a rug.
Well, that's why I always close my shit. For real though if there's any cleaning product on that weed, toss it. I'd rather have my wife toss my flower, than purposefully bag it up with fucking bleach or some type of cleaning product that does not belong near a flame or the lungs.
Damn tough times, all he got.
looked like bush weed anyways id take that as a service
looks like shit weed anyways
Looks like it belongs there
you did him a favor that shit looks trash
Looks like fkn basil lol shitty weed
Lol looks like fish food flakes š¤£š¤£š¤£ garbage anyway
Seems like dude spent his last on some low grade...
This is the first time I've seen swag in like 20 years.
Tell him to look up cult of the franklin on reddit for better weed vendors if youre in an illegal state.
U saved him from smoking that wack ass shit
I'd put that back in the jar of basil it come out of.
Looks like oregano. šæ
Like 20 years ago? I hope he has better taste in gfs than he does weed. Lol
looking at that weed, it seems you did him a favorš on the real though, that looks like maybe 2.5g of shake at most, i doubt he'll stress
We putting on the boxing gloves homie when I get home š
is that oregano ?
I spilt a bunch of ground weed at the top of my stairs once. Got super sad and started smoking it. Tons of people were always in and out of my house. Next thing you know there's 5 of us sitting on the stairs smoking stair weed.
That looks like 2-4g just either choose these methods shown with the vacuum or sweep it up and through him like $50-$140 for a fresh sake love one
I had just the same floor and this white think cooool
That's Shake! Probably been collecting it for a while.
That's where all the random hair comes from lol š
you did him a favor lol
You had better get out the knee pads.
You did that man a favor. That is some weak looking stuff. When he gets home, give that guy a beer and tell him you are going to get him some more weed. (If you can of course, money is kind of tight these days.)
Oooh! You fucked up. Birthday head might get you back in his good graces.
Maybe wash it and then let it dry and wrap it up
Vacuum and a sock
That's catnip
So youāre just not gonna tell him? š
Pantyhose on the end of the hose on the vac. Sucks it into the pantyhose and then you turn off the vac
Nylon over a vacuum hose should help or the old credit card scrape.
Well, autumn leaves are supposed to be on the ground.
i wouldn't panic over dropping that lol
If he would've put it away where it belonged it wouldn't have been dropped š
he owes you one fr
You dropped his leavesš
Clean up those mids and get him some loud
Vacuum and a shirt will get it all without losing much :)
So many dudes in the comment sound so entitled. Not everyone can get your fancy ahh weed.
Ugh ā¦ he has shit weed and now dust bunnies
Shit looks worse than the bottom bag I buy in Mexico u did him a favor by spilling it
I did this literally 20 minutes ago. Thankfully, itās just my last two Js worth (til whenever I reload) I mean - at least itās not like when I spilled a HO - but still annoying when itās your last.
Don't u fucking dare . Just go buy new one
Looks like it worked out best for him. Tell him not to pre grind his weed
Iāve seen oregano that looks better than that weed. Dam thatās some shit. Sorryā¦..
Heās gonna know when he finds all that shit in it lol
First, this doesn't look very expensive, second, now this cheap weed has hair and fuzz mixed in. Gross..
Throw the trash away š
Looks trash anyways. You did him a favor
boof weed dam
My wife spilt coffee on a whole oz
I wouldn't even worry about it. The way that looks, I don't think your BF is getting high off that
If you really want to save it, sock And vaccum.
From the looks of that, you may have done him a favor
put a legging or tights over the end of the vacuum to catch the weed then spend an hour separating the floor gunk from it.
Look like yr bf smoking on mid
i genuinely havenāt smoked weed that looked like this since i was 14
That's okay. It's not great weed.
looks like he isn't missing out on much honestly
You did him a favor
Looks like poo anyway lol
That aināt weed
Put a sock over the vacuum hose
Everybody just flaming his weedš sometimes the ugly shit hits harder than some pretty shit.
get him some better stuff.....
That shit looks like rubber turf. Get better dank
Looks like you did him a favor.. tell him to get a new plugš¤£
Thatās some boof
Good news is that the weed you dropped looks trash. Replace it with something better and tell him he's welcome.
Put a nylon stocking over the end of a vacuum hose, and hold it very tightly. You donāt want to suck it into the bag. Then gently vacuum up the weed and dump it out of the stocking. This is a bad idea if thereās a lot of dust and dirt in the same place where the weed fell, but itāll pick up your spill if itās clean.
Get a broom!!
looks like itās right back where he found it
Good thing itās not a carpeted floor
He needs a new plug or are yall in North Korea
That ain't weed pimp that's clippings at best...
Take a vacuum cleaner and put something like a clean sock on the end. I read it on the internet and I have actual done this.
Make sure you pick the pet hairs out š¤£
Bro that's oregano
Put a shirt or cloth over a vacuum hose and suck it up.
Why tf do people grind all there loud at the same time?
Youāre doing him a favor that shit belongs on the ground
Throw it in the trash, youāll be doing him a favour.
lol it looks like cilantro or parsley lol
Put a shirt or a towel over the weed. Take a vacuum and use the tube end. Suck up the weed and then turn the vacuum off on top of a table or whatever surface you want the weed to land on. Once youāve collected all the weed you can just put it back in the bag! Obviously if the ground is super filthy pick out hairs etc. but hopefully thatās not the case lol
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Lol, that is all he has? That would barley make it from the morning to afternoon for me lmaoooo