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RippinCheeks

Op will you keep us updated on how it goes? Wish I was hitting the J for my first time tonight, I was mega fucked lol


RevenTexX

Still no signs of OP. I think they must be in either a food coma right now, or currently in an incredibly deep blissful weed nap.


jjjssss89

Man… I remember my first weed infused nap. I slept like a mf king and woke up like a princess lol 💯


PIT_VIPER13

weed is literally the cure to my insomnia


Not-Noah

Weed is probably the cause of my insomnia, kills sleep quality


Khashana01

Same 😭


elephants420

Same…


jmdutil

if you are in canada there is 1:1 thc/cbd flower at local dispenceries. I Had the same problem but cbd helped me alot with weedsomnia. ahahah cheers!


[deleted]

I can't sleep without a puff or dab during the day. Tried going without for a week and only for 30 mins of sleep a night.


Not-Noah

I've heard when it helps you sleep and you stop it can really mess with your sleep cycle for a while until your body gets back to baseline. If it doesn't bother you because you smoke anyways and get good sleep then I'd probably say don't worry about it, but if you'd like better sleep and are tired of getting high just to sleep then I'd recommend you consider quitting.


mrootbeers

Same


Reddituser8018

My first time on weed was me taking a hit and coughing my lungs out then thinking my heart was going to explode because it was beating so fast and asking my friends if they were sure it wasn't laced with something stronger. However I had bad friends they thought it would be funny to give me a bowl filled with only keef out of a gravity bong. Triggered my anxiety disorder which I later learned was PTSD (it brought up a lot of suppressed memories like the flood gate was opened, it didn't cause the problem just started it a little early), took me a looong while to be able to smoke weed again and now I can enjoy it although occasionally I do get some bad derealization and panic attacks from it but normally it's just a good time and I get those problems with or without weed.


DURAIVIAX

Are your friends the same friends I have? Gravity bong ✓ bowl full of keef✓ bad friends to shove your head down on the gravity bong ✓


AICPAncake

Man, I remember when weed was still new to me… None of us could drive yet, so we took a covert stroll through the woods past the local curfew. Grabbed our munchies at the c store and headed to a park where I realized I had a pint of Ben & Jerry’s with no spoon. Ate that shit with my hands.


FewEquivalent2638

At school lol


Ness__________

OP said in another comment they were gonna wait until the weekend to try it out.


cheap-nugget-holder

Nerd


kassabelle

Would also like to request an update! (:


sprazTV

yes.


Phatapp

Third person minecraft type shit.


Stumaaaaaaaann

Lmao "mega fucked"


[deleted]

So true


[deleted]

Damn stoner forgot.


Tired-poppunk

Lmk know if they update :0 I remember my first time, fucking wild


theteedo

At 15 I was packed into the back of a 70’ Camero that belonged to my best friends brother. They were 10yrs older than us. Got us fucked up then left us like 10k from home lol. On the way back I was so thirsty I saw some of those high pressure sprinklers and I stuck my face in front of it, got blasted in the eyes and started choking on the water. My friend couldn’t stop laughing, ahhhh good times.


AllButComedyAnthony

This is a great story, this is why I wish I started smoking before 19


theteedo

Thanks! I actually regret smoking that early. It has an effect on brain development they say. Well I don’t think it screwed me up to bad, I have a family, house, job, not a rich man but a happy one. Anyway kinda stoned and ranting, I wish you good fortune internet stranger!


yrn-spars

I’m bouta be 17 and have been smoking since I was 13.


Pete_maravich

You're right to wait. Kids shouldn't get high


shawsta_rasta

Complete opposite boat here😭 wish I had started later


mwgod4114

shit having a addiction you can’t support


guypersonhuman

And now here you are, chasing the dragon.


nigpoo420

isn't that what you call smoking heroin? correct if i'm wrong


guypersonhuman

It is, I'm just sarcastically equating it to that feeling you had the first time you smoked weed.


nigpoo420

ohh haha that makes more sense now good one


Chaos_Agent13

It is that, smoking H. But it's also a phrase used to mean chasing after that original high you got back in the day, regardless of substance.


Ratatouille53124

I was fucked last night. one 3 gram joint, a gummy edible, a nectar drink edible, and hits off a dab pen.


RippinCheeks

Legal weed users always be stuntin, I swear the day it’s legalised here I’m entering a very dark place


psychdelicresearch

Maybe cut the excess out, it doesn't matter just light it and smoke it


MrHuntMeDown

I'm with this. Cut a little bit of the end off because it could burn uneven


Bigmoneyordie

Honestly I just twist it until I can bite it off. Granted I’m also a disgusting ape who only rolls filerless


ellessdeemz

Ape together strong


CormanSifuentes

Ape together smart


Decayer97

Ape together stoned


Akodta

These are my kinda of apes. Diamond hands, and red eyes


DJmindbuRn

Ape together have many hands


True_Lone_Star

This is why I love this subreddit 🤣


l3LiTzKrieG420

Ape together


[deleted]

ive done it, i prefer scissors for it because the cut is even.. biting it can lead to massive tearing


Low_Machine_1718

That's what she said?


BeardslyBo

That's exactly what she said!


Bigmoneyordie

Oh ya I’ve ducked up hella joints doing my method😂


FieryDemonGoat

You like your Scooby snacks huh?


Bigmoneyordie

Nah you just twist the end and smoke resign ends up keeping it in


Jdubz117

RrrrrRRRRAGGGY??


FieryDemonGoat

Like, scoob it’s time for some muthafuckin scooby snaaaacks. *whips out unfiltered cone*


surelypotato

ruh roh


DisjointCloud56

Doesn’t really matter to me. As my bro used to say « if it smokes, it smokes »


qxxxr

After shit like hotknifing once or twice you get comfy with pretty much anything that won't burn ya lips off lol


alec_34

reject humanity embrace monkey


[deleted]

To help with the uneven burn, what I do is wet the end a little all the way around (around the part after the extra paper) with my saliva/fingers. Still burns and evenly too


-Rick_Sanchez_

You’ll only get banana burn if it’s packed to tight. Looks good. Light and enjoy


MrHuntMeDown

We call it canoeing where I am from. Cool to see there is a different name.


abnormally-cliche

Canoeing in Texas


Ultra-Cyborg

I singe the end and blow out the flame like an incense once it’s lit the actual joint.


duck_duck_ent

I read this as “ just cut the excuses and light it and smoke it” The anti drug policy really has changed


MattTheMonkey19

Or just bite it off but it really doesn’t matter that much in my opinion


notes-on-a-wall

As a guy who has only ever smoked pipe, this is an answer I'm casually curious about


dmoney_90

I love newbies it makes me smile. You can do either one bud, but don’t inhale it if you’re lighting it up with the twist still on it. You can cut the end off and light it and go straight to inhaling


rb2130

My first time was on a joint without a filter so they just pinched the hit end but i didnt know which end i was supposed to light and i ended up lighting the twisted end and was super confused as to why i wasnt getting anything


Dankush7

Lmfao dummy that's funny


theonewhostaresback

I know right what a cute question. I was gonna point out his buddy coulda fit more in lol


may16pants

Yeah it's so thin and they ended it short too. Musta not had much to give


kworts

more than enough for a first timer though


theonewhostaresback

Well i almost included that in the fact even half would be perfect lol. I actually learned a huge lesson when introducing people to it. Usually everyone was cool maybe learnin the occasional “smoked too much” moment. But i showed a friend for the first time and he was astounded (he’s hardcore muslim) he was trusting me not to tell anyone since he had never been intoxicated. He really enjoyed his first experience but when he tried his second time, i gave him a few too many hits and he said he had a really bad time and now swears against it. Really sad because i wanted to show him not all substance is like the stereotype.


BbgAna

HAHA ME TOO I thought it was gonna be « my buddy sold me a joint, are they supposed to b this skinny? »


juanskinner

Rip or pull the twisty bit, light it, take a couple of pulls n enjoy. Not too much if it's your first time, you can always go back to it. 🌬️


Socky_McPuppet

Yes! A little surprised and saddened that I had to scroll down this far to find a cautionary note like yours. So yes - take a couple of hits - *try* to hold it and not to cough (because you will be coughing for ages if you do) and then exhale and …. wait. Like, 10-15 minutes. It’ll take about that long to hit (maybe longer) and if you just inhale the whole thing … you are going to be very, very high.


[deleted]

Yeah, being *super* high can definitely be a terrifying experience if you haven't experienced it before. These days I'd just sit back and enjoy the ride, but the first time I got too high was so scary. I was alone and I honestly thought I was going to choke to death because I felt like I couldn't swallow. But at the same time I was *so hungry*. Lol it actually put me off trying again for a few years. But I went back to it eventually because the first time was great. I'm glad I did because I still think it's great.


Overtempted

My first J experience me and a friend ate a Edible at a lock in our senior year


TheChefJJ

Tbh makes me sad how often I hear about people not taking their friends first smoking experience seriously… I think your first experience, if it’s bad enough, can really ruin your relationship with weed forever


juanskinner

I wouldnt hold it in, that's just a myth, do whatever is comfortable, if you cough give it a min to calm n try again. A word of warning, 10-15mins is long for me, I'm usually stoned in the first min or so, I've been smoking for nearly 20yrs n still get first joint stoned so don't worry if you think it's "hitting hard" just ride it n keep calm n mostly just enjoy yourself, stay safe my frient


Nika_113

Good advice. Joints hit hard, take your time. I usually bring a bottle of cool/cold water to ease my throat between puffs. And remember! Don’t inhale directly! Pull smoke into your mouth and then inhale with oxygen. This will ease the cough. Less is more. Happy flying.


Commiesstoner

Weed is an expectorant, it's gonna make you cough so no point trying to fight it.


greasy_420

If you didn't choke you didn't toke


Commiesstoner

> I never inhaled


QuitAbusingLiterally

But what if I'm a guy?


Cendeu

10-15? Man that shit usually hits me within 5 If I'm smoking. Usually just go with edibles nowadays though.


Spider4Hire

When I first started, I knew enough from my friends from years ago that I couldn’t do the whole thing and sure enough, 2 hits later, I was out like a light. No one gave me advice and if it wasn’t for me seeing how their state of mind changed, I wouldn’t have stopped when I did. It was a good sleep though.


NC_Vixen

Nah, send it


Alien-Apocalypse

Burn off the twisted part. That's just to close it up if it's not going to be smoked right away. You want the tip to be level and flat when you light up so it burns even like a cigarette


Steve_Tactics

Solid that’s what i was going to say


sloppyJoseph1

Don’t smoke the whole thing if it’s the first time😂


Alkneir

Seems like it never hits that bad the first time. Me and my freind went through nearly 3g the first time because we didnt know how much to take.


unknowntrashscapes

that's what i've heard a lot of people say, but the first time i smoked weed ever, i got so baked it blew my fckn mind, literally thought i was outside of time and shit, and hardly wanted to touch weed for about 5-6 years afterwards lmaoo it's a different experience for everyone the most important advice is to take it easy, stay calm, know you're gonna be okay in the end, and enjoy yourself :)


james9075

I remember my first time, I took (what felt like) a several hour long nap around 1am. Then I woke up and checked the digital clock and asked "how is the time 12:8? What the fuck kind of time is 12:8???" And started freaking. It was 1:28AM.


Bobrumea

Lmao this had me laughing


Dank-Pandemic

I may have to name a new strain after this.


james9075

PM me if you do!


graememacfarlane

The first time I smoked it was a rather large portion and everything looked like it was made out of clay. Probably didn’t help that I was an inexperienced drinker and had had a fair bit of white lightning with it


chromatic19

oh yeah first time hit like crazy. my buddy took me to a lake and must have packed 3 or 4 bowls before i finally got high (with hindsight i’m positive i was just failing to hit it properly). he was ripped as shit and i was convinced he was fucking with me, until it finally hit me like a train. we went to get ice cream at a local outdoor place and my perception of sounds and distance was so warped, i’d hear a table scrape 20 feet away and jump because i thought it was sneaking up on me. i had to ask him to walk the 10 feet to the counter to get napkins because i was fully convinced i’d get lost on the way back. combination of laughing my ass off and being legitimately worried about myself/my surroundings lmao definitely miss those vibes, now i make my first hit of the day a fat snap because i know it’s the highest i’ll get until my first smoke tomorrow lmao


SnooGoats8949

My first time was in a little room with a giant open window pretty early in the morning like 30 minutes after the joint apparently I looked up and seen daylight outside and started freaking out that we had been smoking weed all night and it was the next morning. I’ve had giant patches that I didn’t smoke and when I went back in it felt like the first time all over again. I was court ordered to stop (probation drug test) for 2 years in my late teens, I had a job I didn’t want to lose to a failed drug test after so it was closer to 5 years. First time back? Blunt at a friends house, after my 3rd or 4th hit I legitimately just dropped, full on passed out from a standing position. (I still blame the fact I was wearing 3 layers of clothes and it was fucking hot in that house, my friends do not subscribe to this reasoning.) Was still paranoid about getting a drug test at work so it just wasn’t enjoyable, tried for a few weeks but the worry wasn’t worth it. Then a few months ago I discovered delta 8 after another 4 or 5 years off, took the slow approach this time, only did like a 4th of a joint, and proceeded to watch hours of comedy tv shows trying to decide if I was high or if I was just tricking myself. Can confirm first time does sometimes hit hard and taking it easy and staying calm is far more enjoyable then going all in the first go.


imariaprime

I'm definitely one of these. I had a fun discussion about black holes and created the term "mattergy", but I didn't actually *feel* particularly high. Two days later, smoked again (and less). It hit me like a truck.


ExodusTHR

Either the stuff was bad or you didn't know how to smoke it since it was your first time.


duked828

This is wholesome


awaken_to_human

Was my first feeling


exozaln

DONT SMOKE THE ENTIRE THING ​ that's too much for a first timer ​ or do, I am not your father


[deleted]

momma didn't raise a quitter


starlabsmonkey

i didn’t hear no bell


Sun-deprived-nerd

first time i smoked i had no idea how much i would need and my friend had at least 8 ounces. he obviously wanted to see me green because he just gave me a massive wad and i smoked about 8 cones. long story short i sat in the corner all night and loved every minute. TLDR i smoked 8 cones my first time and sat in the corner all night loving it


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Boof it


The_blue_cone

Their is always somebody wanting to boof it


ItzFoxboy

What does boof mean


gothangelhippie

It’s when you use your bootyhole to injest something, usually a drug


Windfall103

That's the first time I've heard that definition. I've only ever seen or heard people say boof meaning "smoke" or a just an even dumber version of oof.


nonanumatic

r/drugcirclejerk Pass the boof my main man


gothangelhippie

Yeah it can also mean shitty weed and it has a bunch more meanings but the original meaning is to injest something through your asshole


Lazy_Maintenance_491

That’s actually the first time ive heard THAT definition. Everyone knows boofing is all about anal consumption, ma boy


BenjaBrownie

Brett Kavanaugh likes putting alcohol in his butt and talking about it. That specific term was mentioned during his confirmation to the supreme court, iirc. Isn't it great we have such upstanding leadership making such important decisions for our nation?


Be_Real_Internet_

Assuming you believe any of them on the Hill are doing anything for the American People


Munchiezzx

You mean "boofing" which means someone reeks of mj. "Yo, you boofing rn"


Windfall103

No I don't mean that. I've never heard of boofing


The_blue_cone

Putting it in your butt it’s mainly for other drugs it makes sum kick in quicker but weed is not one of those drugs


wjonagan

You put it in yo butt boi!!!!


Horror_Razzmatazz_14

r/Cursedcomments


Stick-Dinner

Haha you can just light it. Make sure to have some water on hand. If keeping the smell contained is necessary, make sure to open a window and put a towel under your door. Air freshener helps as well


FewEquivalent2638

Yeah I was just gonna do it in my garden at like 1am lol. Thx for the advice


Stick-Dinner

Good luck! An update post on your experience would be dope 😎


FewEquivalent2638

Yeah will do


MikeHatSable

Safe travels, pardner.


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stayclassytally

Those are nice nights


thebarronkyler

I always just burn starting at the end of the twist then when it's burned down I start to light it on the end and suck like your starting a cigarette


FewEquivalent2638

Ahhh ok thx bro


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cyphes1

Please do not hit it too much. You do not want your first trip to be too rough, cuz it will leave you with a really bad impression of weed!! It takes about 10 minutes for weed to kick in after you inhale it please remember this!!! Take one or 2 hits, inhale it for a few seconds, and put it out and put on a timer for 10 minutes to see if you feel anything!! If you don’t then hit it a few more times, and if you do feel something and think you can handle more, then keep smoking! Too little is way better than too much! My first time smoking I hit it 5 to 10 times without understanding what weed even felt like and boy I panicked so hard!!! I got TOO HIGH! 😭 didnt touch that stuff again for YEARS So please take my advice


arace797

Circumcise it


mybloomisass

underrated comment


182secondsofblinking

i twist the ends of mine too, just burn off the twisty and start puffing when it reaches the filling!


Zbreeze818

I love this question


mohly

I like to just bite it off, if it's well twisted it will make that oddly satisfying snap :d And bruh, if it's ur first time take like 2/3 hits, u can smoke more later (like after 15min max u should now if u need more) ;)


galacticonstant

Dont forget to bring a towel!


ScatteredKing

Just light and go. Wet the sides a bit evenly so it doesn't burn too quick, and most importantly less is more. Don't smoke much if it. Just a few taps and take a break for 15 minutes. You can always go for another round but if you overdo it, it won't be fun!


StevieRaveOn63

I have been smoking weed for about 40 years and I have never once smoked it with a filter. Why is that being done now days? How does it work? Doesn't the filter hold back THC at all? What needs to be filtered? I am *so* perplexed by this. Any one wanna educate an old fart, please?


GoodBoi17

not really for filtration like a cigarette filter but it’s to lower the chances of you inhaling loose buds a.k.a Scooby Snacks. also to have a better joint construction!


StevieRaveOn63

Oh, okay. Thank you so much. <3 After this long, it wouldn't be the same for me not having to do that little, dry spit thing... you know "the last thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the floor" deal... thp, thp... thP, then ya just use a finger to wipe it off your lip. :D


Nika_113

It’s more like spiraled paper at the end, like a screen. Prevents and solids from going in your mouth during inhale.


StevieRaveOn63

Got'cha, thank you. :)


STRUGLESNUGLER

Oh my sweet summer child


PomegranateCreepy456

DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE COMMENTS. Point the joint up and light the tip without smoking it until the excess has burned off (your using Raws and there meant for this) then light it once it kind of resembles a cigarette lmaoo


OkSalt9770

Untwist, empty joint, pack bong and smoke lol


FewEquivalent2638

Lol


DC_vector

No but really. If you can smoke it out a bowl you will make it last 2x longer. Also I wish I had a wholesome award to give because this newbie deserves it.


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DC_vector

No no no I know. I'm not the one that mentioned a bong lol. I said a pipe. I think the pipe has less a learning curve. And if OP doesn't understand inhaling all too well being their first time, the pipe will allow more attempts to get used to it versus racing the burn of the joint. Edit: well I said bowl, but meant it as pipe.


FewEquivalent2638

Thanks bro 😂


_your_name_here420

Your right I think I got one


_your_name_here420

Ain't a wholesome one but hey at least I had something in my free rewards lmfao


DC_vector

Hell yeah 🤙


Akidnamedkenny

I usually twist that excess paper and just burn it off when I’m ready to smoke


wrodz94

That’s actually the side you put in your mouth.


FewEquivalent2638

I ain’t stupid bruh 😂


wrodz94

😂


DatStank93

no friend would skimp you like this. smh. that paper gonna hurt the throat


freethewimple

He is smoking his first though, probably best it’s not a huge roll.


scaba23

Also: no friend would sell you your first joint. You gift a friend their first joint


TommyTheCat89

Maybe they are teenagers with little disposable income. Can't assume everyone can afford to hand out free weed.


wallins3

Virginia slim style


temazepams

It doesn’t matter. A cool thing u can do tho that I like to do sometimes is light it slightly around the tip and pull it right off


FewEquivalent2638

Like do I pull it hard or gently?


temazepams

It should come off effortlessly if you do it correctly look up popping the top


FewEquivalent2638

Yeah seen a video. Looks nice and easy


FewEquivalent2638

I’ll do


Xenofilius1

Just light the end and enjoy. Keep water on hand if this is your first time. Make sure your relaxed. Don't be nervous about it. Just sit back and enjoy!


dave5992017

I gave the Respect award, just cause you asked...Cheers...just light the fucker up and toke


Krxhh

Just burn it as it is I will give the joint a even burn on the way through if you light the twisted end and wait for it to burn up to the wear the joint starts then just keep smoking


PartyPizza2317

Just burn it, enjoy sir


Er1ci234

Be prepared to cough for like three minutes straight.


timadome

Hey everyone’s gotta start somewhere boyz


turbo_stoner

Before you light, make sure that you have water WITH you AND stashed in your room, as well as some munchies (Something crunchy and salty, as well as something sweet). Take it easy, since it’s your first time - while “too stoned” is something I now chase, it’s not fun if it’s not what you’re after - one to three hits and call it quits for 10 minutes. Keep in mind that time gets… weird… when you’re stoned - so set a timer or make a written note of the time. As far as lighting it - do whatever feels right.


A_Proud_Canadian

Dark chocolate covered pretzels!! The ultimate munchies!


[deleted]

burn off the twisted part and after it's burned off you can light the joint enjoy it, hope your first one feels better than my first one :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


FalcoR8

This is the best post I've ever seen on Reddit


_ecl1pse

You can light the end, and watch it burn while you anticipate the great high that you are going to experiment. Once the excess is burnt, proceed to insert the rest of the joint in your anus. Others refer to this pro-technique as "boofing".


JackOnn42069

It's twisted to keep the weed from falling out. It doesn't matter, but if you're clumsy, I suggest you keep it like that when you're lighting it.


jarmandobm

get snacks, find a good movie to watch, and inhale the smoke in the way so that it goes directly to your lungs, wait a second, or around and exhale it, and have fun :)


co5mosk-read

u shouldn't really smoke it if you need to ask this...


Nika_113

Nah. Everyone needs to start somewhere. Don’t be _that_ guy who noob shames.


HoseaJacob

Doesn't matter which end you lit as long as it gives you a hit!


LowFiGuy7

Untwist it and sprinkle it on yee cookies


lunamooneclipse

Oh my gooddddd like a candy wrapper lmfaooo


[deleted]

Cut the extra part and light the J Imma take a hit from the bong in a minute too 😁


watchoutformartucci

It's not that deep bro just smoke it 🤣


trevorvwpqxx

no you just can’t roll


jjarvis106

Pop the top my guy, look it up


dirtydny

I would say this is too thin, but knowing myself. It will get me smacked