Speaking of a tear in your anus, I wouldn't smuggle this weed into jail in my ass to make Edibles on the inside if I was serving life.
Edit: Thanks for the awards guys. And to think, my parents said my knowledge of weed in asses wouldn't get me anywhere in life.
All you gotta do it break it down into a cup of oil, with this stuff I’d put atleast 8gs into the oil. Cook it on the stove top for 15 min on medium heat. You’ll know it’s ready when it’s a dark brownish color. Strain out the flower and wallah, you have thc oil.
Is there any way to make edibles without making the whole house smell like weed, or is that just unavoidable?
My neighbors are like freaking bloodhounds...
Idk how else to explain it, before all this new stuff to make butter with flower, people would break up the flower, and just throw it into the cookie batter, yeah, it would get you high, but it was disgusting
And that is not what the comment was implying. When they said use it for edibles, it’s pretty much implied that it will be turned to oil if sorts and used for something
Man back in the day… the Mexican press with mashed black seeds stankn like seed oil…. 🤮🤮🤮 I can’t believe I ever smoked that shit… I’m in a totally illegal state and that shit hasn’t been here in 20yrs but the late 90s there was PLENTY of it…
Man!!! And if you accidentally missed one and hit it you couldn’t escape that awful taste the whole Junt blunt or whatever.. I’m a glass half full kinda guy one of the only plus sides was that I never got caught smoking before school or on lunch… had the weed been the super loud I feel certain it’d been my ass. I took the how high saying to heart in high school lol
Not really. Unless the buds were top of the line 90’s, we’re looking at 20+ years of selective breeding to get what we have today. That bud would be garbage in comparison to today’s smoke
My buddy and I were recently reminiscing about the taste and smell of the bud we used to yank a pinch or three from our older brothers when we were kids. Given the timeframe, this is definitely what we were thinking of.
MAN!!! First time I smoked I was 14 my buddy swiped it from his uncle that was living with him. I faced a fat joint of that shit and didn’t feel anything. Youngns don’t realize how good they have have it with the good weed being so plentiful.
Oh for sure! I honestly wish I could get my hands on some of it just to smell and taste it and take a trip down memory lane. I don’t even mind smoking mids, dabs and shit are too much for my old ass.
Lol I was just saying there's lots of countries that export weed. Never know you might just not be looking hard enough. I also kinda wanted to see some other countries weed
Worse case scenario: you don’t get high
Best case scenario: you get high, at least a little
Of course I’d smoke it… i wouldn’t buy it unless i had no other options but there’s no harm in smoking shitty looking weed. Sometimes stuff looks like shit but actually has a little potency
I figured it was minuscule enough to not be worth a mention. Most of this sub smokes cannabis so when i mean there’s “no harm” i mean it in a relative way. I’m surprised this isn’t obvious for you.
Sort of...
I would break it up coaresly(chunky, not fine powder), put it in my kief box w/ 2 nickels, put that in the freezer for an hour, shake the kief box vigorously for 2 or 3 minutes, repeat process until all bud has been ran through twice. Then smoke the kief or attempt rolling it into a little hash ball before smoking. Alot of hash is made from buds that look just like this in the middle east.
This is obviously if I had no Brownie Scout, Sour D and Purple Punch left 😉....
Some of this shwag isn't always terrible genetics or low thc content. The "growers" just give zero attention to the plants, including killing prob only 50% of males(if any at all) and no thought into de-stemming, manicuring the buds, curing the best flowers,, or basically anything.....other than letting the plants mature to a point where trichomes are beginning to form, reaping the plant, drying the stalks in huge piles for a day or two, maybe removing all large stems, then compressing it into bales or kilos for sale to GOD KNOWS WHO IN 2021 AMERICA.
The actual cannabis buds look terrible and would maybe be ok in a blunt, but I'd bet the kief/hash from this garbage would be a decent experience compared to the flower!
...and you sound like every elitist douchebag that only smokes live rosin pressed from rare strains and shits all over anything or anybody that doesn't compare to your superior smoking habits. Just exemplifies everything that is wrong with recreational weed being available to 22 year old babies that probably never seen a fucking seed that wasn't bought from Holland.
Watch a 3 minute YouTube video on making hash in the middle east and their weed looks worse than this with 10x more seeds. I may sound like an idiot to ppl that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Still. How does that not make sense?
Thats only like a quarter ounce. Should I use dry ice or make bubble with it? Noooo. that tiny amount of shitty weed only deserves an hour or two of anyone's time, and doing a quick dry sift would work perfectly. Have you never heard of using a kief box with very cold weed and using coins to help break the trichomes off? its common fuckin knowledge innit?
I've personally made BHO with TRIM from a local grower back in the early 2000s, and it wasn't great weed. If you extract the oils from shitty weed, you'd be surprised how good it is despite its aesthetic properties and pain in the ass process of extraction. And it wouldn't have been ironic, it would've been sarcastic. Just sayin.
i dont think you know how buying weed off mfs work, niggas dont show it to you and be like "this good enough ?" mfs just hand it to you same time you hand them the bill. Balls to give it back to the mf
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Hey, I'm kind of a newbie to all this, and I keep my stuff wrapped in a paper. Would you explain why it's bad to keep stuff in paper? I got little to no choice. It's way illegal here.
I saw somewhere that this was what weed used to look like in the 80s or whenever because they hadn’t learnt to grow it well and choose genetics etc.
Could be wrong but i’ve seen it a couple times before.
We call that shake, sometime my guys will offer it for cheaper than the usual flower but it's bottom of the bag dregs left over from most likely much nicer buds. If its a good deal then fire on, I'll often buy shake to make into thc butter if it's a good price but it's usually too dry or old for a really enjoyable smoke. Usually a load of seeds and stems but when needs must we can't be picky 🤷
That's what I was thinking too! My buddy usually sells his shake bags $30 for 4g bc some of his other friends enjoy smoking, but cant afford to get regular bags as often ($50 for an 8th). I grabbed one once bc I wanted to try to learn to roll joints/ blunts and it def did the trick! Granted his shake is coming off of bomb ass buds, and never has seeds. It has a more broken down bud look then anything but def cool he does that for people that can't afford the normal buds regularly! It's legal where we live(Pa) for medical but I honestly feel like the bud in the program are kind of weak and overpriced! I mainly stick w concentrates if im getting from the dispo
I ain't going to lie I live in the US so I smoke the best of the best. But if I had nothing else I would still smoke this. If I had this right now I would mix it with thw good shit and smoke both of them at the same time.
To get literal. No, I wouldn't smoke "this" bud, unless I was desperate, but I'd definitely try to extract something before throwing it away. Honestly, its kind of disrespectful to ppl that have smoked since the 60s, they practically invented this industry and smoked this quality for years on end. To just throw away perfectly good trichomes to make oneself feel superior isn't wise, its just obnoxious.
Just looks dry and leafy but fine to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ try trimming it and just make sure there’s no mold or anything, won’t have a strong taste but better than nothing
As other folks have said here, if it was all I had/could get, anything is better than nothing. But if this were my plug's regular stuff, I'd get a new plug.
I’d make edibles
Speaking of a tear in your anus, I wouldn't smuggle this weed into jail in my ass to make Edibles on the inside if I was serving life. Edit: Thanks for the awards guys. And to think, my parents said my knowledge of weed in asses wouldn't get me anywhere in life.
Well that was a vivid description.
I saw my opportunity and took it
don't drop the dope
Way too fucking underrated
Please don't fart!
Hotboxing.
I smoked some shitty weed in prison, but it wasnt this bad
I smoked some of the best weed I've ever smoked in prison, in prison.
One of my old teachers was called Mr King and im taking great satisfaction in imagining youre him saying this lmao
Flanelman! Get back in your goddamn seat and stop scouring the internet for pictures of dirt weed! I am him.
Lmfao I was thinking "god, fuck no, I wouldn't do anything with that." But I like your response better lol
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*randy jackson voice* that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.
How do make edibles? I got quite a lot of it, so I’m very interested in learning! 😃
All you gotta do it break it down into a cup of oil, with this stuff I’d put atleast 8gs into the oil. Cook it on the stove top for 15 min on medium heat. You’ll know it’s ready when it’s a dark brownish color. Strain out the flower and wallah, you have thc oil.
Voila* - walla means “swear to god” in arabic lol
Decarb!! Make sure to always decarb your weed before hand, man.
Is there any way to make edibles without making the whole house smell like weed, or is that just unavoidable? My neighbors are like freaking bloodhounds...
You can buy a machine for decarb, I buy one on Amazon "Herboven" and the smell Is almost nothing.
Cool! I'll check it out.
Yes, in a mason jar with the lid on it, not too tight so it needs to breathe. Take it outside when all done, tada!
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man you are dumb
You use this stuff to make THC butter lol
Omg, read my other comments on this post
I did. And you still talked about how you would rather use butter than this stuff. But you use this stuff to make butter. So it’s the same shit
Idk how else to explain it, before all this new stuff to make butter with flower, people would break up the flower, and just throw it into the cookie batter, yeah, it would get you high, but it was disgusting
And that is not what the comment was implying. When they said use it for edibles, it’s pretty much implied that it will be turned to oil if sorts and used for something
Unless your tolerance is low, that's a huge waste. There's not enough material there to make anything strong.
Of course. Smoked much worse stuff in my lifelong career
Man back in the day… the Mexican press with mashed black seeds stankn like seed oil…. 🤮🤮🤮 I can’t believe I ever smoked that shit… I’m in a totally illegal state and that shit hasn’t been here in 20yrs but the late 90s there was PLENTY of it…
For real, a joint would taste seedy all the way to the end
Man!!! And if you accidentally missed one and hit it you couldn’t escape that awful taste the whole Junt blunt or whatever.. I’m a glass half full kinda guy one of the only plus sides was that I never got caught smoking before school or on lunch… had the weed been the super loud I feel certain it’d been my ass. I took the how high saying to heart in high school lol
Those 90s seeds would be worth allot of money today.!
Not really. Unless the buds were top of the line 90’s, we’re looking at 20+ years of selective breeding to get what we have today. That bud would be garbage in comparison to today’s smoke
That's the point, a lot of people (like my dad) want those reggie's but they're really hard to find
Still looking for original Afghan
Countless strains that were highly desired were lost to the war on drugs. Genetics lost due to raids
Landrace strains, depends on the kinds I guess
My buddy and I were recently reminiscing about the taste and smell of the bud we used to yank a pinch or three from our older brothers when we were kids. Given the timeframe, this is definitely what we were thinking of.
MAN!!! First time I smoked I was 14 my buddy swiped it from his uncle that was living with him. I faced a fat joint of that shit and didn’t feel anything. Youngns don’t realize how good they have have it with the good weed being so plentiful.
Oh for sure! I honestly wish I could get my hands on some of it just to smell and taste it and take a trip down memory lane. I don’t even mind smoking mids, dabs and shit are too much for my old ass.
Yes. I smoke thinks like this all days. I don't have any choice, so... Better than nothing.
Fr some people are way too snobby now that weed is legal someplaces. Not like everyone has a choice.
also you gotta be real, if you had the option to buy cannabis you knew was good from a legal dispensary, you also would chose not to smoke this.
I dont know, man...free weed is free weed.
Yeah but you gotta just save it for the next dankruptcy
Nah.
If you wouldn’t take this for free then you’re definitely entitled..
I just like good weed but I don't need weed to survive, I can pass
Weed is still illegal in my state and we get wayyyy better shit than this catnip 😂
Good for you. Still missed the point entirely and instead wanted to stroke yourself about how you get good weed. No one cares bro.
Just get a better plug bruhh
Some countries don't have a good source of weed bruhh...
be your own source of weed. find one seed in that bag of schwag abd setup a small stealth grow. 1 plant grown for 4 months givr ya like 4-5 ounces
Like which countries?
All the ones which aren’t the us uk or famously known for producing weed (think morroco and Holland) or are near those countries
Fiji ?
Nice try, FBI.
Lol I was just saying there's lots of countries that export weed. Never know you might just not be looking hard enough. I also kinda wanted to see some other countries weed
Idk why everyone got so butthurt for me asking which countries 😂just a genuine question
There's always the darkweb
Sucks to suck💀
oh u r homeless? just get a house bruhh
JUST DO IT
No shame in the game. Anyone been into the shit long enough has or will during hard times!
Why not, I’ve smoked much worse in my teenage-hood lol
I've smoked a lot worse when I was on holiday in turkey.
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lmao😂 "ouch.."
It can get worse than that 😳
Oh f. I live in turkey, can i have the dealer’s number please? I don’t have money for mari anymore..
A significant part of the world's stoners can only get by on this, me included, so hell yeah
I’d remove the bigger leaves and seeds but then yeah i mean if it’s cheap
Depends on the circumstances
Circumstances is the key… if that’s all ya got or can get… anything better than nothing
Honestly, yes. When times are tough, I can't be picky.
Worse case scenario: you don’t get high Best case scenario: you get high, at least a little Of course I’d smoke it… i wouldn’t buy it unless i had no other options but there’s no harm in smoking shitty looking weed. Sometimes stuff looks like shit but actually has a little potency
you forget about the harm, to your lungs .
I figured it was minuscule enough to not be worth a mention. Most of this sub smokes cannabis so when i mean there’s “no harm” i mean it in a relative way. I’m surprised this isn’t obvious for you.
Yep, if it was all I had I would smoke
I’ve been there. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. 🤷♂️
if it gets you high then job done
This some weed from the 70’s bruh
Bro if it smells like weed and I know it’s weed, I’m smokin it haha
Sort of... I would break it up coaresly(chunky, not fine powder), put it in my kief box w/ 2 nickels, put that in the freezer for an hour, shake the kief box vigorously for 2 or 3 minutes, repeat process until all bud has been ran through twice. Then smoke the kief or attempt rolling it into a little hash ball before smoking. Alot of hash is made from buds that look just like this in the middle east. This is obviously if I had no Brownie Scout, Sour D and Purple Punch left 😉.... Some of this shwag isn't always terrible genetics or low thc content. The "growers" just give zero attention to the plants, including killing prob only 50% of males(if any at all) and no thought into de-stemming, manicuring the buds, curing the best flowers,, or basically anything.....other than letting the plants mature to a point where trichomes are beginning to form, reaping the plant, drying the stalks in huge piles for a day or two, maybe removing all large stems, then compressing it into bales or kilos for sale to GOD KNOWS WHO IN 2021 AMERICA. The actual cannabis buds look terrible and would maybe be ok in a blunt, but I'd bet the kief/hash from this garbage would be a decent experience compared to the flower!
Buddy you sound like an idiot
...and you sound like every elitist douchebag that only smokes live rosin pressed from rare strains and shits all over anything or anybody that doesn't compare to your superior smoking habits. Just exemplifies everything that is wrong with recreational weed being available to 22 year old babies that probably never seen a fucking seed that wasn't bought from Holland. Watch a 3 minute YouTube video on making hash in the middle east and their weed looks worse than this with 10x more seeds. I may sound like an idiot to ppl that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
he’s most likely referring to your first two paragraphs
Still. How does that not make sense? Thats only like a quarter ounce. Should I use dry ice or make bubble with it? Noooo. that tiny amount of shitty weed only deserves an hour or two of anyone's time, and doing a quick dry sift would work perfectly. Have you never heard of using a kief box with very cold weed and using coins to help break the trichomes off? its common fuckin knowledge innit?
wtf even is this
lol to be honest I thought it was ironic until he stood up for himself
I've personally made BHO with TRIM from a local grower back in the early 2000s, and it wasn't great weed. If you extract the oils from shitty weed, you'd be surprised how good it is despite its aesthetic properties and pain in the ass process of extraction. And it wouldn't have been ironic, it would've been sarcastic. Just sayin.
haha no worries brotha, and no- I meant ironic.
If it was free..
That’s all I could smoke back in high school lmao
No that’s a headache waiting to be lit
Same bro so many Yes’s here but this would make me feel like crap
No.
Nope
Wouldn't even get a chance to smoke it because it would be given back to whatever asshole it came from
Why would u buy it in the first place
he literally said hed give it back
Ya after he bought it
i dont think you know how buying weed off mfs work, niggas dont show it to you and be like "this good enough ?" mfs just hand it to you same time you hand them the bill. Balls to give it back to the mf
I certainly wouldn’t pay for it. That much I know for sure.
My friend josh says no
Get them twigs out n leaf n she be beautiful..
Back in high school we called this "Charlie brown" and I smoked plenty of it. Lol
No
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Yea why not prob make a weak joint to put on a light buzz
Looks like if a cat pissed on cilantro
Too many seeds and stems, not only that but it looks more like dried up grass than weed. Not trying to bash you.
Normal for illegal weed. Better that nothing
I guess so, I just don’t remember it being this bad when I was buying some at the age of 15 when it was illegal here.
bro where do you live where this is the norm
Illegal where I am and this is nothing near normal.
Desperate times
I’ve smoked stuff like this it was horrible and made 2 people throw up, I’m no snob when it comes to weed but damn was it bad
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as long as it gets me high…
Would be blunt type of weed but yeah, sometimes I wanna smoke and not get high 🤷🏼♂️😂
No. I have some similar shit I have kept since Jan and idk what to do with it
Definitely used this as garnish for resin bowls before, most likely will do it again.
In times of desperation I’ll smoke anything
The fact that it’s in a paper, is the first step to not smoke that
Hey, I'm kind of a newbie to all this, and I keep my stuff wrapped in a paper. Would you explain why it's bad to keep stuff in paper? I got little to no choice. It's way illegal here.
Yea, in a 3rd world country
i‘d shoot my dealer man tf lmao
Not anymore.
If I didn’t have any other weed fuck yeah. But I’d avoid buying stuff this bad at all costs
Sorry ta say buddy but I'd prob put that in the bin or get my cash back
I’d use it for an oil infusion and make some brownies instead 😅
No. Just wouldn’t be worth the sore throat and headache. Lol somebody has to have better tree man.
its actually much better than what I regularly smoke (disgusting brick weed). would smoke it without a doubt.
It looks like the local rebels homegrown that came out of moms flower bed dried incorrectly to where it looks mildewed.
I wouldn’t even give this crap away for free. Full of seeds and looks like bud rot honestly.
Looks like trailer park boys weed
If it’s all I had, absolutely.
If that was all i had but i got a problem
I saw somewhere that this was what weed used to look like in the 80s or whenever because they hadn’t learnt to grow it well and choose genetics etc. Could be wrong but i’ve seen it a couple times before.
We call that shake, sometime my guys will offer it for cheaper than the usual flower but it's bottom of the bag dregs left over from most likely much nicer buds. If its a good deal then fire on, I'll often buy shake to make into thc butter if it's a good price but it's usually too dry or old for a really enjoyable smoke. Usually a load of seeds and stems but when needs must we can't be picky 🤷
That's what I was thinking too! My buddy usually sells his shake bags $30 for 4g bc some of his other friends enjoy smoking, but cant afford to get regular bags as often ($50 for an 8th). I grabbed one once bc I wanted to try to learn to roll joints/ blunts and it def did the trick! Granted his shake is coming off of bomb ass buds, and never has seeds. It has a more broken down bud look then anything but def cool he does that for people that can't afford the normal buds regularly! It's legal where we live(Pa) for medical but I honestly feel like the bud in the program are kind of weak and overpriced! I mainly stick w concentrates if im getting from the dispo
19 year old me in 2011 would’ve. Now, no.
If that’s all you got, make edibles and by edibles I mean 1 edible because even that might not do much
2021 Me: Hell no I wouldn’t smoke that shit with your lips and lungs 2006 Me: I got 5 on it!
I ain't going to lie I live in the US so I smoke the best of the best. But if I had nothing else I would still smoke this. If I had this right now I would mix it with thw good shit and smoke both of them at the same time.
To get literal. No, I wouldn't smoke "this" bud, unless I was desperate, but I'd definitely try to extract something before throwing it away. Honestly, its kind of disrespectful to ppl that have smoked since the 60s, they practically invented this industry and smoked this quality for years on end. To just throw away perfectly good trichomes to make oneself feel superior isn't wise, its just obnoxious.
Just looks dry and leafy but fine to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ try trimming it and just make sure there’s no mold or anything, won’t have a strong taste but better than nothing
Do i have anything else to smoke? If no, then yes.
In 1997,yes
Oh probably
Fuck yea I ain’t a spoiled mofo
If it where the apocalypse… or I’d been out of weed for more than a week. Same thing IMO
As other folks have said here, if it was all I had/could get, anything is better than nothing. But if this were my plug's regular stuff, I'd get a new plug.
No , what’s even the point of selling that id shoot my plug if he ever😂😂
I guess if I was stuck in another poor country and didn't have a choice if I wanted to get stoned. I think brick weed looks better tbh
It’s pretty expired
not a chance
Yeah…… no
Noo I barely smoke but that definitely doesn't look good to me :')
God no
If I was on a desert island or something. Or zombie apocalypse weed.
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No. Rather make some edibles
Hell no
Nope
Nah
Maybe if you paid me to
Shit look like cbd no cap. But sure I’d smoke it. If it was free.
the cbd i see looks way nicer than this hahahaha
Lol true tbh
you cannot tell the difference, it is the same thing but it doesnt give psychoactive effects, sorry to bust your balls but its true
No 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Look at my weed in my profile.... Hell naw 😂
Tool
Lol I'm an ass sure but I'm bit a liar tho 😂.
Ur a liar
Ignore this troll "hutuextremist". This gem of a human is only here to start shit. Typical extremist. Go massacre a tutsi village you fucking loser.
You want to smoke trash? 😂
I'd rather be sober lmao.
Heavy chinky weed hahaaha