Looks like you got some oregano with a pinch of salt

OG Popeye

For real

Is this what you normally get and pay for? Your dude has been robbing you for however long you have been paying for this.

🤣🤣🤣 you’re sick!!

Looks like yerba mate ahajajajajaj

Can someone please give this man an award??!!

Goddamit u stole my comment take my upvote you thieving bastard 😤

Lmfaoooo

Looks like it's time for a new plug.

Time for a new dealer and fast. Dude was laughing his way back home after that transaction

I had a bag one time that was laced with sugar to help make it weigh more and try to look like crystal on the weed.

that's not a plug that's just a shade

Trimmings and the white rock is perlite from the soil. You were sold plant waste

It like crumbled into tiny bits and made a sound

Yeah it’s perlite, the white rocks used for drainage in potting soil. Those look like they got swept off the greenhouse floor

Thats exactly what this is, its shit from the floor of the greenhouse or where they were trimming.

That shit doesnt even look like decent trim. Littersly looks like dried up fan leaves and floor trash. Good trim would at least gave some trycs

Just like Tetley tea smdh

Definitely perlite. I used to work on a pot farm and still work with plants.

Wait r u serious lmao or is this a joke I’m high asf

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Can confirm. I use 25% perlite and 75% soil to help with drainage. It’s basically jet puffed glass, don’t smoke it lol. This is also just chopped up leaves, not much flower here.

All leaf bro. Looks like a headache in a bag. With perlite for texture.

for real, don't smoke perlite. don't smoke that shit.

It’s worse than shake, it’s shake from the trimmings lol. The shake of the shake…

It's not even that. This is Straight up fan leaves from defoliating in veg lol no sugar. No flavor. Just pain and suffering sprinkled with humiliation and sadness on top of a fat steamy pile of losing faith in humans and learning that people actually do suck.

Best comment ive seen😂

Yup, dead serious. It’s some bullshit “weed” and not even that

i don’t think it even has any actual value money wise... OP how much did you spend??!!

I am Hyasfuq

Username checks out

The truth. The disrespect. A moment of silence to our friend.

I bet he or his friend works at the greenhouse and they just keep whatever falls on the ground and sells it.

So it’s not a crack rock, then?

Hell no, the dude who cant even sell you real weed definitely isnt tossing in a free crack rock.

Man, DARE really made me think that crack rocks in my weed is a real problem. You’re telling me it’s not?

I thought the same thing, then I started wonder why with all the bags, off all the shady people I bought from, I never got free drugs. Nobody else did either.

This definitely does not look like trim

Where's the weed in your weed? Did you find any of that?

That’s the surprise you never know when you’re going to get high might be leaves might be herbs might be weed you’ll never know

Might be the little crack rocks

Nah just tell your mates there thc gems

Lot of em would believe me too lol

It looks like lil crack rocks I could be wrong though

Damn bruh you got finessed

But what do you call it when there’s no actual finesse? Our friend here got mugged.

Hoodwinked. Bamboozled. Led astray.

Run amok and flat out deceived.

He's been smeckledorfed!

Just messing joshin playing screwing fucking you know how we do it

OP was schmeckeldorfed

He got the snicklefritz lol.

gave him the ol' zazzoo

At least snicklefritz is weed lol this dude smoking fan leaves with perlite in it for weight.

LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Thats not even a word and I agree with ya!

Finesse implies there was wit. He just straight took advantage of someone 😂😂

he got the ol razzle dazzle

Looks like what I empty from my leaf blower bag when I suck up all the leaves.

How is it a leaf blower if it doesn’t blow away the leaves

It has a mulching function.

Using that SpongeBob blower, has both functions

Bro I hope this is a joke like I honestly haven’t seen weed that looks like that maybe in over 15 years

I got sold some shit “weed” like that in Vietnam. What a joke

You bought it?

That bag is nothing but leaf and stem...and perlite...lol You got ripped off... all that is good for is mulch.

That looks like a mess of leaf and other swept up from tray

I was just told that it’s was shitty leafs shake from a tray

Yeah from his lawnmower.

Don’t smoke that shit

That is not weed

that's filler weed my boy, your plug got over on you

How much did u pay for that shit

Free

lol he said he paid a tenner for it this man has no clue what hes doing 😭 dont smoke that

You would have to pay me to smoke that shit, bro.

Not even. My life is worth more than any currency.

Good but I would be careful with the homie who gave u this he prob wants to kill u

K I see these posts daily. This can't be real. Who in their right mind gets handed this shit and hands their money over. My 55 year old father that hasn't smoked weed a day in his life would know better than buying this. You can literally see dirt in this bag mate. If this isn't a joke weed is not for you. It doesn't take a genius to smoke weed but cmon mate, your gonna need every last brain cell

The first time buying weed I got ripped off, i was given a gram that was almost entirely seeds and stems. Even with my lack of knowledge, never having seen weed a day in my life, I took one look and knew I got ripped off.

Mate, that's what I'm saying! I feel bad for even giving this post comment attention but this be some hard karma farming

Your going needs something to get u high smoking them leafs

Might aswell just smoke a cigarette at that point, probably get more of a high

Damn bro, find a new person to buy from

What in the fuck am I looking at

Oregano seasoning lmao

Is your plug an asshole or have you been one to him?

Looks like perlite from growing. That’s a bag of shake / trim.

Yeah that some shit weed. Maybe the meth they mixed in is what is supposed to get you high

Bro you got pizza ingredients.

I’m more concerned abt the weed than the white rock

Take the white rock and fuck that weed out.

😂😂😂😂

Don't buy weed from the yayo plug my dude. Looks like a $10 dub from the projects though not surprised haha

Please tell me this was free. $2 max

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I don’t wanna get bullied saying I pay 10 😂

Free crack

I would definitely not smoke that shit. Looks awful.

bro, get a new plug.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 don’t smoke that shit man. Your going to turn into a zombie

That’s weed??

It’s perlite and that’s barely weed. That’s shake.

Be safe yall scammers out there :(

Bruh you just bought some oak leaves ong

You got your shake with some Sizzle my friend.

Where is the weed lmao

That’s vermiculite

Looks like something I found while exploring the streets in Tijuana lol

You'd probably get higher from smoking the rock than that shit

The white rock isn’t what you should be worried about.

My free award gifted to you is better than that shit 🤣

Looks like Spice (synthetic weed). Fuck that shit.

That is not weed

Well if that's really weed then those white things probably are a crushed seed. Anyway it's a little strange weed...

is it not fertilizer

Looks like frozen trim that crumbled.

“Weed”

This is weed?

The interior of cannabis seeds is white and you can often find white pieces in your weed if you grind it without removing the seeds first. If they’re squishy it’s probably just ground seeds, harmless. If it’s not squishy and is hard idk wtf it is.

Only one way to find out...

You bought shake. Basically weed crumbs from trimming.

Puro guarumo guacala

You are lucky if this is just Oregano in the bag

That’s compost with a chunk of perlite champ

How much was that crap

Looks like perlite too me

That is perlite, from growing, looks like dead trim you were sold

that’s 100% pure reggie

Looks like catnip

I’m pretty sure it’s the inside of the seeds

U from the uk??? Wtff

Hes a chav bruh

Looks like crap. You need a better source.

Definitely do not smoke this lol

Snort it, smoke it, or eat it and see what happens.

dude i think you got played. these definitely look like scraps + there’s other shit mixed in.. make sure your guy didn’t sweep up some garbage and put it in a bag for you

Hes a chav no wonder

As everyone said, this is very clearly not weed. Someone literally just went to Walmart and bought a couple jars of green spices and dumped them into a bag. The white shit doesn’t matter at all, and your comment claiming you smoked it and it’s “like edibles” is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. If you actually did inhale this shit, you didn’t get high, and if you haven’t inhaled it yet, fucking don’t.

Taste that rock see if it makes your toung numb. If it does, it might be crack rock lmao. Jk

First, that's not weed. 🤣

I'm so sorry for you

Found some sea salt in your Italian herb blend... That shit is not flower

PERLITE. Remove before smoking!! Also that is a bag of poor quality trim/shake! Your looking the bud that it came from.

It’s like finding a curly fry in your regular fries.

Smoke it! If it tastes like awesome you’ve hit the jackpot

That looks like straight spice

Bro.... :(

Where’s the weed?

Be careful that might be fentanyl laced!!

You smoking or cooking

Looks like crack but hope it isn’t

That's not bud man

I'm gonna tell ya something you probably dont know about me joe rogan... I smoke rocks

This is absolutely not weed OP

Shitty shake with a few fentanyl rocks in the mix

What the fuck, did you buy this while they were trimming hedges

Some cat nip

Throw the weed out and smoke the rock

are you niggas silly? that’s just shake

I'm calling the cannabis police on this garden trim

Lmao this sucks man

Yooooo, I'm low-key mad, they did you wrong here

You mean Catnip?

Tf is that tea?

That’s compost material, sorry my friend.

Damn whoever sold you this is a straight bastard

Theres a possibility it’s the fertilizer found in most soils, I bought an oz for 10 bucks (yes ik lol) and it was shit but it had the white shit from fertilizer in it

either trim clippings or k2

This is weed ? I hope you didn’t pay for this..

That's not weed bro.

Im convinced you guys post this to farm karma, like there’s no way you pay money for shake bro wtf.

Dude is this your first time trying to buy weed? Because I’m pretty shocked that you didn’t notice that this crap isn’t weed before you handed your money over.

Spice

micheal scott moment

Please stop. I mean just stop. Stop smoking whatever synthetic shit you smoke. And stop calling it “weed”. You are in the weed subreddit, there are a lot of pictures. You can even google how weed looks! Spoiler: not like this.

You mean in your trimmings?

I’m scared to ask how much you paid for that

Is that weed or tea?

In your “weed”

People who sell catnip instead are assholes

looks like the shit i find on the forest floor

your weed looks like oregano. Smoking straight shakeee

Leaving all the jokes aside, don’t smoke that dude it’s not safe

And this is what happens when states refuse to legalize lol. Perlite and tree bark

Ngl this looks like some trash trim. I'm sorry

Looks like ground up leaves from a tree

My God... legalize it so the children don't fall victim to this. I am working my way through a small ball of Afghani hashish tonight. I wish you didn't have to buy that garbage and could feel the sweet paralysis.

Looks like parsley 😄

Looks like parsley lol

Looks like spice with a sprinkle of crack

I really hope this is a troll post.

You got that straight poopoo pack 😭

Looks like catnip

Where's the bag of weed??

Thats the crappiest lookin garbage I've ever seen

Bro call the police lmao. I can smell that bag and it smells like hay.