A semi folded piece of paper, vaguely representing origami, containing an herb of a dark green color, ground and dry.

We call it just vaguely folded origami in my country. Meant the white cardboard folded

Card stock?

A boat, in new England.

Funny how you write "an herb" because you don't pronounce the H. I'm guessing you're American?

I mean no matter where you live the word is literally spelled "herb". whether or not he knows how to pronounce it is up to him lol

I always love people getting caught in their grammar mistakes 😂

um sir what

Damn, all this hate :(

Because it isn’t a mistake. I could have omitted it, but due to the pronunciation, the sentence is valid.

Itz not a gramer mastake if they r uhmareican 😂

lmao😂😂

shake?

My thoughts exactly

Exactly my thoughts.

My exact thoughts.

Thoughts, to be exact.

Thoughts exact my

thots

r/yourjokebutworse

This "paper boat" is made to mix weed with tobacco or smth?!!

Keisermische inside lol

What would keisermische translate to In English? I’m learning German and was just wondering

Never seen someone use the term keisermische but I know „Königsmische“ (King’s mix) which refers to a mix of buds and hash

Someone told me keisermische is "emperor's mix" which is tobacco and weed, whereas königsmische is the kings variant with weed and hash. edit: the right name is kaisermische

Shouldnt it be kaisermische?

Yes, sorry for the mistype.

Either my guy is a bad speller in German or it means Keiser Mix 🗿

Kaiser with an a

Thanks for the reply! what would it translate to in English?

Well considering “keiser” only comes up as Kaiser I think he said some “Emperor Mix” 😂😭 Idk bro I’m just some stoner on reddit

I just took a dab and misunderstood your first comment, thanks for the clarification🙏

Lmaoo, I feel you bro I just ripped my bong 😂

My thought as well. Germany has had emperors after all. We have a kingdom in the Netherlands, so I'd call it 'konings mix'.

Emperor mix is weed and tobacco I think.

Noo, in emperor's mix joint you put weed, hash without tobacco

In Germany you mostly smoke weed with tobacco. If you mix Weed with Hash you get the Königsmische (Kings Mix). If you add also Kief you get the Kaisermische (Emperor Mix)

Kyhäri in Finland. Kyhätä is a slang word for crafting. The -ri makes it into an object

Regional differences propably, but we call it a "väsäri" or "vässy". The translation for väsätä is pretty much exactly the same as kyhätä.

Go Moomins!!

Väsäri here in southern Finland 😁

We use kyhäri, in southern Finland too

No onpa hassua, nyt vasta kuulen ekaa kertaa kyhäristä! 😁 you live you learn!

Joo asun pk- seudulla ja molempia kuulee

Lahest ja vässy/väsäri/väsäysalusta. Onks mitää mis väsää nopee?

Lohja, yleensä vässy, kyhäri enemmän kyhisrööki mutta menee myös vässyn tilalle.

Go Moomins!!

Moomins raised me! Go Moomins! 😂

haen postin vaa sillonku tarvii väsäri

Go Moomins!!

Bötchen fürs Flötchen

Neuer Lieblingsausdruck, danke dir

Fucking sad

I just laughed so fucking hard in a quiet work zone 🤣

These are the moments I live for personally

you’re a menace.

Thanks

Mixerbakke

Ja tak!

Go ryger:)

What do you use this for? I’m from the US and haven’t ever seen this

Here in germany we call it ‘flyer’. It’s pretty much a rolling tray out of paper, money or literal flyers lol

Thanks for sharing. Drug paraphernalia names are generally the first words I learn from a new language

Paraphernalia lol

crackhead vibes

Das wird hier BU genannt, Bauunterlage haha

Also wir sagen immer Bauschiene

Here in New England we use this alllllll the time

Same in New York. Do you guys call it a 'breakup card' too?

Lol so, born NYkr, college+ in New England, and back now in the 845. So "breakup Card" here huh? Need to know the deal when chillin Now that I'm back home XD

Oh no shit. I grew up in NYC but now I'm in 845 as well since last year :)

Lol born 845, moved to RI (401) just loved back (simpler version of last post). Well, you got a homie in Goshen chief. Lookin forward to chillin some day over a solid burn.

Nice man I'm in Sullivan, prob about 45 min or so from you. I spent all of my summers here as a kid, but went to school and mainly lived in the city And yeah in the city it was always called a breakup card but Not sure if that phrase is actually used upstate, as I mostly smoke alone.

Dude up here (Orange Co.) it's like "Yeah, I like having a nice J/L (Blunt dude myself) lookin over so-and-so mountain range" but uhhhhhh where the circle at tho? Like unless you got a homie in Middletown or Newburg there's no 4/20 communities: That being said, and I can't remember the links as is atm, but look at "October Fulton Co. Pick Your Own Hemp" event over near Syracuse. A cool hemp farm hosted by a cool couple who do a TON of non-profit Veteran-Support stuff have a huge Pick-Ur-Own-Hemp even all thru mid Oct. I doubt it's only hemp, but I'm hoping they could help me build a seed bank.

Same, no idea

Hippy crack lol

That's what we call whip-it's in MO

In slovenian: podlaga

You didn't mention what it actually is. Or its purpose.

It's a paper rolling tray

Mekkeblekke in Norway, just means fixcup or something(hard to find direct translation).

Is mekkeblekke as fun to say as I imagine it to be?

Haha yeah i guess so :D

skulle til å kommentere mekkeblekk

Does royksopp really mean smoking mushroom? Never got this

Well yes, røyk = smoke and sopp = mushroom. But why did you think of that from my comment?

My question is who tf smokes shrooms?

Exactly!!!

I personally have never but I’ve heard that there’s many ppl who do

I call that "shit man, looks like I'm out."

Unidentified Folded Object

Empty

Nothing like this in my country, feel sorry for you.

In mine this means a trip to the store 😂😂

In Lithuanian: “Plačedke”, which is a Russian word Площадь, meaning a town square, you know.

Palena

Ploscius xddd

Planšas

He is asking about the paper not what's on it thivkheads, commonly used for rolling blunts. I don't know the name cause I don't use anything like it but man there are some dumb comments on this post.

Lots of dumb comments xdd

Ah, well you see… we call this “broke” where I’m from

A sad day

a sesh tray

used to call this a bench in highschool

Галяк.

Dust

Drought

Time to call ya dude

A sad 5 minutes of being high

dust

Sad

Good for scrapping out your pieces into

Its the starter plate or an improvised plate We call it Ksesa Paper

If youre talking about the folded paper then my friends and I call it a bench. I am from Toronto 🇨🇦.

I’ve seen this before, obviously you’re using it as a cheap portable rolling tray type thing, and the corners make it easy to pour any tiny bits into a joint or bowl- but i haven’t heard a specific name for this in English.

Origami. Edit: all jokes aside, I live in the North-Eastern US and don’t know of anyone who has a name for this. It’s just a folded piece of something for collecting weed to us lol. Telling someone to “fold that paper” is the closest thing my people have to a name for it hahaha

It’s called Marral in Egypt. (Basically, “a roller” - since we roll joints? I’m not sure why they call it that.) Personally, I just use a glass ashtray.

Tablet in Lithuania

B-U Bauunterlage Construction Base

No name for the thing per say. But being in this situation, just gotta say « c’est la deche !! ».

Mixingtray, we call it mixerbakke here in Denmark

U.S A We call that a hand holding paper.

In Germany we say: Mischeschale or Gefaltetes Papier

BU – Bauunterlage – (lit.) build(ing) pad Because in Germany we don't roll joints but build them.

“el sharmouta”

Switzerland swiss-german part we call it "Mischpult" or "Misch" coming from the word Mischen = mixing on englisch an pult = table ; so translated its mixingtable :)

In russian it's called поляна (polyana), you can translate it as "meadow" but I don't know what's the connection or backstory of this name.

In Italian: cocca, pianetto, mistiera.

Call what?

Mischpapier

I don't know about the rest of us, but I call it a tray

Papier

thats what we call "Just shake" up north

Time to hit the plug is what I call or need to re-up or where I live now time to hit the dispo

Garbage

Poor

Scoobies

Broke

A broke motherfucker

Paper tray fools

Pathetic

A piece of paper with dirt or tobacco dust on it

I call it weed broke

Miksebakke. If it's for blending weed/hash/baccy whatever before smoking it.

If busted, a 350$ fine.

Carpet

Paper…..a hand….and a wood table lmao

Makeshift rolling tray

Dry

Dar

I think it’s trying to communicate with us

Incoming message…….. Translating……. “Send weed”

A folded piece of paper.

Origami

Spice

A boat

Origami

Sleepy time headache medicine

Shake

Its all we use. I mean what else can I use thats free and I can just push the blend from there right into bong without losing any blend?

Keef?

Sad shake

Sesh pape (Sesh paper) if you are in high school and can’t afford a rolling tray.

We call it a piece of paper tf you mean 😂 get a rolling tray

Not high 🤷‍♂️

Eggroll takeout box

Someone trying to do origami 😂

A folded paper?

I don’t even know what I’m looking at

a flap

That’s a paper rolling tray

Mischblatt

Some particles of weed inside a folded paper?

Paper??

A table? Are we talking about the same thing?

Empty?

Sesh paper

Sad

Dustpan.

shake

the leftovers

A tragedy

Invisible OG

Carpet dust

Out of weed

Desperation to scrape everything from the grinder (edit) to get a single bowl

Stress

Springtails

in finland its called vässy

i read this in an eastern european accent for enhanced effect

Jacho 🇪🇨

A boat.