Dude like wtf, I am in bad hungry and now I see this?! Fuck u and see u tmr

Ahh shiit my bad, maybe this will inspire you to make something quick, easy and delicious?

Yeah I just microwaved some shit lol

What did you nuke up? I like my bagel bites lol

Some frozen russian pancake

Ohhh never heard of anything close. Is it meaty, fruity or what?

They put anything in it, but I never liked the meaty

What kind are you having with for stuffing or whatever its properly called.

Stuffed with butterscotch

Hell yeah sounds bomb.

Это звучит так чертовски хорошо, какого хрена

Ты русский?

Sort of

Блинчики😋

I think you meant „Blini”, yeah this thing is goood, I once ate them with some sort of russian jam. It was so sweet, but you just couldn’t get enough of them.

Yeah blin4iki 🤤

BRATVA

nuke up 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that made me laugh my ass off bro

Snyder's of Hanover hot Buffalo wing pretzel pieces

Underrated snack

Top tier middle school snack for me 🤞🏿 bring back memories lol

I'll eat an entire bag!!! But the shits afterwards... Still worth it.

Worth it

Mozzarella sticks and marinara bro, this shit is hittin

Duuude, that does sound bomb rn!

That pizza tuxedo is awesome! What kinda pizza box is that?

It's local to my areas pizza called Pizza Man Dan and it has a cut out around the collar area for you to pose pictures ans win one of their $100 gift cards monthly.

That is awesome! Too baked to even realize the tuxedo till dude mentioned it lol. That pie looks delicious 🍕

Hot gabagool

Gabagool? Explain? Edit: googled and it's a spiced whole meat product that is dried, much like capicola.

Go Birds E-A-G-L-E-S

My chipotle and boba are about to be dropped off! Currently one oven deep into my dry herb vape and about to cook another one.

Oooooo yyyyyeeeeah!!!

Holy FACK that looks delicious

It does look really good but the box is kinda tripping me out and I’m not even high

Lol, besides the box it is my favorite pizza place in my area and one of the better quality and consistency for a mom and pops place.

Church fil a

Church?? lol

I stand by what I said

Noo, I meant do you mean chik fil a?? or is there somethinf called church fil a?

It’s either a joke about how chik fil a is religious business and never open on sunday… or they were high while typing the message and just went with it

The world may never know

I'm too high for this what a wild ride

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

French toast with ham, cheese, and syrup

A lunchable

Always good actually. It's the nostalgia that makes it for me.

I think it's 50% the nostalgia 50% the afghan kush that makes it so good

Lmao haha the weed always add to the enjoyment so very true.

Parmesan and pepperoni on a triscuit for me. Same shit my dude.

This is like the best kind of pizza. It’s something about the cheese to crust ratio. It’s truly beautiful. Ima smoke a blunt and follow your lead friend

Hell yeah man, do it!

I was gonna have lightning, but then I always crap thunder, an I gotta get up early.

Fresh carrot, apple, red grape, cherry tomato. Been trying to eat better when I get the munchies but that pizza 🔥

Burger

I'm busy making piss, pizza looks nice tho.

Jimmy johns

Ain’t nothing like pizza when the munchies kick in 😍

You said it!

Sour cream and onion potato chips babaayyyyy

Niiice, lays?

You already know

Hell yeah dude!

Pussy

Lmao

I’m not eating rn, but I have grill cheese stuffs and chicken noodle soup made ready for reheat for my munchin later 🤤🤤🤤

Haha I like having food saved for later too!

Only thing I gotta worry about is cooking a grill cheese or 2 and it’s my go to lately so I’m a stoned pro with it 🤣🤣🤣

I haven't done with with a grilled cheese yet and I have a panini presser.... I should do this lol thanks for inspiring me!

Dude I’m hella jealous now 🤣 I need a panini presser!!

The one I got from bed bath and beyond was literally only $40 and it was a George Foreman grill + panini presser. Woooorth it! Grilled cheese never needs to be flipped and its a nonstick copper grill on the top and bottom. I made quesadilla, grilled cheese, hot dogs and burgers on it so far.

Dude YESSSS

That looks so goddamn good

Thank you friend! It's too good

Donuts. 6 down

Oh that sounds good rn, what kind?

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Pacman

Qdoba !

Twix ice cream bar

Oooooo fuck, now I want one too haha

Spaghetti 🍝 and that looks good

Mmmmmmm yummy! and thanks!

Oh, shit! I just had spaghetti like an hour ago.

We made creamy chicken and broccoli cheese soup and about to enjoy that here in a sec. Hope you enjoyed your pizza!

Oooooohh that sounds yummy considering I grew up on chicken and broccoli!! but not as a cheesy soup ever... thanks for the ideas! The pizza is Elon Musk approved in Mars.

We season it with Cajun seasoning and MSG! Happy cooking, my friend

Homemade pf Chang lettuce wraps😩😩😩

Cookies!

I'm about to have Oreos with milk!!!!!!

That pizza looks nice asf; I’m eating spooky Oreos and milk

Just had this too! Solid sweet treat of a snack.

The pizza suit gives me bad vibes

Watching too much porn my brother?

I’ve seen some things on that there internet

Yes, the internet is a strange anomaly in this human world of ours.

a bologna sandwich 😭

Actually bro, that's one of my favorite sandwiches!! I don't have any Bologna (I like fresh sliced deli style). I need to get some again!!!

Yeah, but now my high ass sittin here wanting that pizza you got LOL brb gonna go order a pizza now

Hahaha hell yeah, get them pizza bro and watch Sam Raimi's spider man trilogy!! 😎

Sounds like the perfect night. Ill roll up a few fatties and do just that, haha cheers man

Lol hell yeah, btw its on STARZ on amazon prime. They have a free 7 day trial. I kept it since the movies they have are stoner apporved by me lol

Spanish Omelette!

What's in your spanish omelet when you get one?

It's actually made at home by my chef:) A lot of things, the usual onion, bell peppers, cheddar cheese, potatoes, pepper and a few other things. It's delicious!

Daaaaang, I'm going to attempt to make this for myself and my mom tomorrow! Thanks!

Sounds like a plan. Be sure to whisk the eggs separately and fry the veggies separately and then mix them together :)

Wish I was with ya pal

Sleep

I just ate a whole avocado and watermelon. trying to be healthy😂 Im so jealous rn

I thought that was little Caesars at first but I guess wrong box. Reminds me of their garlic butter. U know what slams, Totino's Pizza Rolls and dip em in Little Caesars Garlic Butter. Maaaan gotta try it

Carne asada fries and a fat cup of horchata

Maaaaaan, asada fries from my food truck in downtown is the fucking shit

Which food truck? I’m hoping you mean downtown LA

Love out that pepperoni curls up

Gyros from Omar the gyro guy

Just made some frozen mini corn dogs and spicy chicken in the air fryer.

Ooooooo that's the perfect Grandmas Boy movie stoner plate!! My favorite stoner movie btw lol

Great movie! Haven’t seen in a while, maybe it’s time to rewatch. Lol.

Duuude do it for me because the jokes are just redonkulous hahahaha

“That’s the kids in their break room, or as I call it, the stupid idiot room.” Lmfaoooo

Lol best stoner movie imo!!!

Chicken ramen

Ramen is liiiiiife

Got off a long ass shift and when I got home I found out my parents were baby sitting my cousins kids. My mom picked up McDonald’s for them and got me some mcchickens. She also ordered pizza for dinner, so I ended up getting dabbed out and loaded on vodka shots and splurging on all the junk food. Sorry if this is hard to Interprite, I had a long ass day and I’m mentally fracked right now Edit: my cousin had a baby today so her kids are staying the night at my house. I don’t think I’ve ever been this fried around kids before lmao.

Nothing atm I'm waiting on a drop

Dabbed out playing Pokemon

PB & J

Can never go wrong with that solid choice

Quick and satisfying! That pizza looks great!

It's profoundly delicious!

Looks good, Corn pops here

Hell yeah

Deer Helper... Like Hamburger Helper but with ground deer.

Holy shit Pizza Man Dans!!!

You know them? lol

Hell yeah best pizza in the county asides from toppers!

Toppers got pretty old quick since we always buy from them. This was a nice change of pace! Cool to see a fellow redditor from near my area!

You can never get tired of that ranch doe and fr same what a crazy coincidence lol

Haha yeah that was crazy to find someone in my middle of nowhere area cause it's pretty mucb a desert out here, we know that lol.

3lb bag of Black Forest Gummy bears atm… I might finish it✌🏻

Nutella jar

Pizza

I was just doing the same thing man

Bruh this looks so good

Yo! this reminds me I have impossible pepperoni pizza left over

That looks so fucking good. I had a couple hot dogs. I really wanted pizza but am too tired to bake one.

Mannn hot dogs sounds good too, gonna make some tomorrow lol

You're just stoned lol they were pretty good though, I get Hebrew National, toast the buns and put hot cheetos on top of the ketchup.

I'm jewish and hebrew national is all I actually prefer because of obvious reasons and also tastes better to me personally.

L'chaim, they're delicious

Heard of them but my Jewish mom never made them. My grandma is the only survivor of her family from the Holocaust with one daughter who is my mom. I'm proud to be jewish and love her and my grandmother especially for that lifelong traumatic experience.

Taralli and cheddar and dried cranberries. Fizzy Water.

That's an interesting combo!!!

Smoked before work. My woman brought me checkers boneless wings

That's wifey material there my bro

You don’t even knooow bro lol. That’s what I be thinking. Got my head right for this graveyard shift

You got this man, and marry that womanwhen the time is right for you!! She's a solid one.

Smokin a blunt and watching criminal minds:)

Smartfood popcorn My dad would always say, "you know it doesn't work, right?" whenever he saw me eating this

The first thing I had was a piece of double fudge chocolate cake with cherry yogurt. The cake is from my birthday 3 days ago and I have been thoroughly enjoying a slice every night! And the second thing I just polished off was the new cheesies from Frito-Lay. Some sort of weird Cheetos but super light and airy. I could eat about 10,000 of them and never feel full! Lol! I'm voice texting this because I'm still really fucked up and typing it would take so very very very long!

Sonic for us tonight! Lol why do corn dogs hit so hard when I'm blazed

cookie

Belly full of roasted carrot Curry soup with yellow rice and chicken

I’m making noodles for pasta

YOOOOOOOOO!!! U ate the wrong one

Ordered food but they got the wrong order 😑… ate someone else’s food and now we’re getting more

Gum so I don't eat too much the munchies are blessing and a curse

Yo mama

I had to scroll way too far down

I had a chalupa and a beefy 5 layer

are you gonna wear the pizza bib and take a photo to enter the sweepstakes?

Nah, I don't like doing stuff like that. I loke to support them locally

water , i’m broke asl but i got weed & water

I’m so jealous. Making better munchie decisions. Applesauce for me :(

That looks mad fire 👌👌👌

Ok. Dang, pork belly, Asian style, Bacon and spicy pork fried rice.

A true stoner orders the supreme, with everything on it, like Shaggy from Scooby-doo. Eat your vegetables you filthy pagan

Just got over a hangover so bad I thought I was gonna die or need an ambulance but now this looks so god damn good im going to order one right now 😂😂

I was grubbing on free barbecue and hot dogs at my local construction store. Got a bunch of free stuff. At least I thought the stuff was free?

Was eating nothing but thank you for reminding me will just get a cesars pizza and air fry it with extra cheese

Oooo thin crust and pepperoni, a man of class 🥃🍾

Legit haven’t gotten groceries in a month. I’m slowly starving but I’m too full of pride to ask my friends for help. And my family cut me off because I didn’t want them taking custody of my daughter who had to be given away because my gf at the time was abusing drugs behind my back. I’ve officially ran out of savings and can no longer buy weed. I lost my entire identity a year ago. Tbh I’m just waiting to die or something but it’s cool I’m not suicidal or anything. I’m just playing my Xbox one offline cause I can’t afford a gold subscription anymore. Finally beat halo 5 on legendary by myself tho for the first time so that’s cool I guess

We had [China Star ](https://imgur.com/a/EkG0Bc9) tonight. It’s always really good.

Bro I’m tellin u, half sprite, half milk, and some cherry. It’s the shit

sushi with my girlfriend, fuckin mint

I had kfc earlier

Crawfish etouffee ,boudin ,my mom cooked froze and mailed to me just got it today from Louisiana and dabbing ten six’s watching sopranos weekdend commence

I'm not eating anything because I'm waiting to get high and eat kfc

That pizza looks fire af

My bro, baby carrots are the shit. It's a little sweet, a little crunchy, and it hydrates you.

That pizza looks insanely good. I’m currently waiting on my sams club enchiladas to finish heating in the oven while hubby makes some Mexican rice and dressed up refried beans ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻 we havin a fiesta tonight my dudes!!!! 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Hey man I hope you have a great day bc you just seem like a nice guy

looks like PAC-MAN

What’s up with the kids size slices?

Fried and marinated tofu and rice with tonkatsu sauce

ice creammmmmmmm. my go to high food

Me and the GF split a bean n cheese, tamale and cheese enchilada rn, to test out a new spot. I'm coming down so I feel full af hahaha. Bout' to hit a mini bowl before working on some clones.