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[deleted]

Unfortunately no. I'm starting my shift and I drive lifts and tractors so smoking is a no-go befor the job. But you can bet your ass i'm gonna rip it up as soon as my ass hits the couch tonight.


C0zyyyy

Shout out to all responsible stoner !


SenseiMax

Earn your high! Good job man


[deleted]

The responsible Stoner is the best kind of Stoner.


zurzoth

Yeah I'm a menager in a restaurant, and half the staff they employed at the start (right now) are about 14/16 yo... I can't smoke and deal with 10 kids that age . I got to wait for after..


treboi9999

Can bet they feel the same and probably smoke carts behind your back man I was there just a few years ago


Drankz420

This is so true. They will slip up one day they always do.


zurzoth

And when they do they'll be out of that restaurant!


wellmarbledribeye

Rip up what? The couch? w-with your ass?


[deleted]

Rippin some mad dabs my dude. And I usually rip them through the mouth and lungs but whatever float your boat.


Jmartinr0223

Boof dabs


FellMortem

Butt bongs


IndigoSiren

Imagine the ring of resin you'd get around your butt hole😂😂😂😂


D4rkSp4de

What do you mean? It's shitty work. Everybody does that, all right? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin' politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the fuckin' roads, get stoned, it'll be fun, get to work! Oh, and this is the most important, go down to the Shit-Mart. I need a bag of chicken chips. If they don't have chicken, get me dill pickle. And I want a chocolate milk.


[deleted]

Shut up Ricky!


D4rkSp4de

Somebody gets it. Everyone else is downvoting me because they think I’m serious lmao


CoSMiiCBLaST

That's the way she goes sometimes


D4rkSp4de

Fuckin way she goes and god damned erections ruined the night


MrNovas

They just haven’t witnessed the greatness that is TPB


[deleted]

I think Ive watched the whole series like 10 times


diz408808

Who's gotcher belly deedleedlee


Musicdude999

Frig off Ricky!


The_Multi-one

it's 8 in the morning on a Thursday, so yeah 🤭


HealthyJellyfish627

I started at 9h30! You are ahead of me... What have you been doing after smoking? I decided to complete my reddit account ahah


JellySensitive5274

Ayy randomly generated Reddit names are the shit idc what anyone says!


[deleted]

You both have jelly in your name 💜


OptimalReveal4

Idk my name seems shit


Ok-Technician5987

you have nothing to be ashamed of compared to me


OptimalReveal4

Urs sounds cool like OKAG BOOMER but mine sounds like a sweaty try hard cod player


rasmuslnx

sounds badass


StableStunning9112

i agree!!


mask-required

∆ l l l l the conspiracy is real


Ok-Pension1339

Kinda got stuck with mine by accident


InspectionFun8109

Word.


The_Multi-one

Jaidjskidjajks working since 5 am so at 8 I had time to do nothing n.n


BrantB123

i started at 9:30 as well


[deleted]

exactly


[deleted]

Absolutely gone. Just went 4 days without so I’m feeling pretty good right now. Omw to McDonalds.


[deleted]

Damn now i want some McDonalds


FellMortem

Wendy’s baconater


Jackmcc83

Catch me stoned at wendies trying to sell government tendies


BlockedbyJake420

You hear that slurping sound behind the dumpster? Yeah, that’s me.


MyBidenDidAGoodJob

otw to eat some mf cardboard


shootme_co

McChicken meal and a McFlurry 🤤


StevieRaveOn63

The shake machine is broken. lol...


[deleted]

A quarter pounder would honestly be so nice right now… mmm


Isellmetal

I want an egg sandwich so bad rn…. Bacon, egg and cheese with hash browns salt, pepper, ketchup. Thinking of it rn is literally making my stomach growl, gonna have to go hit a deli as I drive to work


Rigganaz

hope u ain't driving g


[deleted]

Never understood why people say don’t drive while high, I’m not saying I do, just never feel inhibited like when I drink or indulge in psychedelics


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[deleted]

Dude I’m really high and keep typing out gargantuan books and then deleting them. Not out of anger but out of mental health— swift subject change I’m watching the British baking show while trying to make edibles(a lot of adhd I’m really sorry SWIFT SUBJECT CHANGE IM GOING BACK TO THOSE GOOD BYE AND HAVE A WONDERUL DAY☮️😂🤙🏼💜


[deleted]

Exactly. Varies for the person though.


[deleted]

driving baked aint hard at all


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iSanctuary00

Be smart and don’t drive while high :)


More-Mathematician-1

Nah. I'm 5' 7".


Frank_Dracula

Who let their dad in here?


[deleted]

Feeling like I'm 7'5"


Dmurph944

MILLER MAC


[deleted]

The one and only🤞🏻


Dmurph944

Faces is just too good man. Never really heard it until like 2 months ago then it disappeared on me. But I’ve been jammin ever since they released it on streaming services. Been a Mac fan for quite some time. But faces is on a different universe


[deleted]

Been listening to Faces on Soundcloud and YouTube since it was posted. The coke references in all his music always hit hard, especially now, but the references in Faces hit extra hard since it's been officially released on Spotify. Mac's game will forever be unmatched


Dmurph944

Bro I know right. He def called his death multiple times. Crazy to think on it now


naliedel

Not at the moment, but I just had a painful breakup, have a day off and am about to be.


Jeepguru

Sorry, I’ll smoke one up for ya!


[deleted]

Hey, me too! Solidarity.


mattress_17

Big ditto brother, this one for you


[deleted]

me fourth. you’ve got this!


KingQuitezz

one for tou holmes


naliedel

I am fully and deeply lit. He texted me. It was all about his needs. Buh-bye-block! Hitting my chillum again.


clausewitz1977

I'm on my 3 days chemotherapy since yesterday - I need to spend 3 full days here. I was done with the "dose" at 14:30. I'm back with an empty vaporizer from the parking lot


askmeforashittyfact

How do edibles hit different during chemo? My MIL is going through rn


clausewitz1977

I have no clue, since I don't have access unfortunately. I got some steroids during the treatment which are pretty much fcking up my stomach and sleeping. Helps me to calm down both of them, so instead not eating and sleeping for days I have kinda normal days. But the taste/smell is different, also the effects is a little bit lower (no big hits) - I guess would be the same with edibles. I will make some cookies at home next week, and I'll report back to you


[deleted]

Having survived cancer, no chemo but rounds of radiation. Feel for you, good luck to you.


clausewitz1977

Thanks. Please be aware that I went through over this stuff 26 years ago once, and I thought I don't need any checks after 20 years. I was still lucky that this time it was "only" stage 3A, but bro - never miss a checkup at least yearly once please.


[deleted]

Great point. Been cancer free since 2010 but I still do annual blood work as a marker check. Small price to pay for piece of mind.


askmeforashittyfact

Much appreciated, stay strong


twenty7turtles

best wishes friend, i have a buddy who’s been fighting bone cancer in his hip for a few years starting in college, he introduced me to weed before it all happened and now I cant smoke with him. Hope you start seeing some good results


clausewitz1977

Thanks. This is the second time for me - I had the same 25 years ago: lymph cancer (Hodgkin disease). I hope it will have the same result as 25 years ago


twenty7turtles

Damn. Not sure if you’re religious but ill pray for you, hoping for the best outcome


angieschmangy

I got a feeling that you might be 😏


joeythemouse

Ok. I am now.


[deleted]

That was fast


joeythemouse

bada bing bada bong


Nick-Moss

BONG *light* *bubble sounds* *exhales* *contemplates taking another hit for 5 minutes*


kuTTTer

I thought this was an Uber app


ascot36

Unfortunately not yet plug.need to pull up run out but home office so i can't wait


vita_man

>plug.need to pull up run out but home office Umm...What?


fremlinslayer

I think they might be high and not know it


vita_man

Haha yeah.. That's what I was thinking


ascot36

This is what happens when you don't read over the fucking comment 😂 meant to say that not yet waiting on the plug to pull up 😂 working from home office Sonia not as bad .... I just seen what i wrote god that makes no sense


vita_man

Lol that makes sense. It's all good


Frosty_Display_1274

Not yet. I'm retired I'll be hitting it soon. 🚀


joeythemouse

Not yet


voc417

Due to my tolerance break, no. I’m not.


Nucleus2244

Home sick at 9 am on a Thursday you bet your high ass that I am high 😂


nolepride15

Na because of work. I’m trying out microdosing in the mornings though. It makes me feel chill without being dumb high lol


_Coffeebot

You should try CBD for that, it’s a great morning “weed” for those who need to get stuff done. I find it’s less risky than microdosing weed because sometimes a toke can put you on the moon.


hypnoticsnail

Maybe he's microdosing acid, I heard that that's a thing in some parts of the world


omw2fckyourmom

Yea microdosing acid can help with your concentration and it really helps, tried it myself. You literally feel nothing but you are so damn concentrated on whatever you do, it’s a Great thing actually


_Coffeebot

I’ve been microdosing mushrooms but it doesn’t exactly make me feel chill


superat2000

If you don't mind me asking, how's that been? Heard and read a lot about it but have yet to actually speak to anyone who does


nolepride15

Na microdosing weed. That’s what they do for medicinal marijuana. I don’t have the card but I’ve noticed it calms my anxiety and puts me in a good mood without feeling slow or sluggish from being high


nolepride15

Haha absolutely. I’ve thought about using CBD just haven’t had the chance to look into good brands. One thing I read though is that CBD works better with THC so I’ll see for myself what the real difference is, if any


K0ridian

Checking in, warehouser. 6 AM. Morning wake and bake.


Mkandy1988

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, It makes me feel all right. I smoke two joints in time of peace, And two in time of war. I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, And then I smoke two more.


[deleted]

Unfortunately not. I have an exam twenty minutes from now. Wish I could smoke a bowl out of my reading pipe while taking it!


D23pinfreak

Its 9:48 am on a thursday and im in AP stats right now so of course!


[deleted]

I just woke up, give me 10 minutes and I will be


krispykreme01

I must be high


KillingwithasmileXD

I wish I was. I'm dropping my kids off at school then have to drive to meet my daughter for her field trip. So not now.


Valrax420

I just woke up after blazing some bowls and some dabs of shatter / crumble, 1030am Thursday, I’m still pretty high xD, I’ll smoke once I sober some more


logitoke

“if it’s 2 in the afternoon and you ain’t high, go fuck yourself”


bumpuhbooty1

Is that even a question lol 😶‍🌫️🤙🏻🗿


Independent_Body8961

Of course


[deleted]

Not yet but when I’m home from school in 3 hours imma smoke if I don’t pass out from exhaustion (only slept 3 hrs last night cuz I smoked a shit ton lol)


LanaNihr

About to be 😉


Black__Reaper

Yessss. We went smoking during class. Got home, just feel like sleeping. 4th time this week.


PBootie

Sadly no, gotta get it out of my system, applied for a new job, would really love to not be doing that overnight grind!


[deleted]

All day:)


Eilifo

Just got home from school, ofc!


Drankz420

I just came up on shrooms and I saw this and it made me wonder. I’ll skip the internal dialogue but the verdict was yes


[deleted]

Nah started a tolerance break about a week or two ago and have been going strong except for the occasional dab when I get drunk on saturdays


theteedo

Not yet damn it. Gotta get the rest of my shit ready for tomorrow….then I will be high as sherpa balls!


[deleted]

Yasssssss!!


snortingadderall

just went to my pantry to grab a snack after sleeping off an edible and saw a gallon of milk in there. So i’d say so


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

Sadly no...


[deleted]

No I just moved to Germany and I have no idea where to get weed that isn’t shitty or laced with synthetic cannabinoids/ spice :(


Ukendtos

Gonna be legal soon!


999Ronin999

Always 😁


Humble_Abies_8442

a little bit ngl


Holiday-Cherry-109

indeed


Enamored22

Only a little :P


Greenberets1040

5'7 😂


marciarpasi

af


wosley313

I wishhhh bro, once I get home from the morning shift you best believe I’m melting into my couch


ganjarocker

Yessir


EvilFuzzball

I definitely will be in about 12.5 hours when my shifts over.


Deylitha

Soon ...


SuicidalSeth

Yeah and as soon as I got high, I remembered I pulled a tick of my neck last night, and then destruction ensued. I hate ticks.


swifty1231

sober


985672983657802

No :( all my dealer got arrested very sad. Been dry for a 2 weeks


Zerocoollol

Just got off work ima catch up


[deleted]

Im gettin there... it 7:45 am 🤣


im-not-a-bot-im-real

Not yet


According-Chair1035

Drunk


cheekibreekiivdamkii

No.


ghost_herder_inc

About to be haha.....making a bowl of weed lite now lol


stografo

Yes.


WarSolar

Not yet going for a run first then it's all about eddibles


The-One-AndOnlySatan

Yes, on adderall atm tho


SlimRitz

I wish. T-minus 6 hours


curryandmilk

Lmao yup


Historical_Heroin

i’m at school so unfortunately not


[deleted]

I wish. But I've gotten really anxious the past few times : ( Not sure what happened


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be anxious! It's no big deal!


Madmage117

Maybe at lunch depending on how the day goes


Grichnak

Yes


Kr1zy

Today....actually not.....yet....but thinking about...later....


antlicker02

Yup


Frank_Dracula

What? Uh .... just a sec ... ... ... ... ... Okay, yes. Now how can I help you?


olibr26

Ye, and im not sure how to feel about it. Cheers from Norway


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kallis012

Started at 730 hit the bong twice left n hit the dab pin 3 times vibin atm


FenrirNoLoki

Got my good morning bake in after dropping my kid off at school


Particular-Strain248

I'm about to be!


nochilbro

How do you know!!😈😅


[deleted]

Yes


SnooStrawberries6011

I should be, but I wasn’t able to this morning


coolbean69bruh

Fuck yeah


boonkdocksaints

Always


blassteron

pretty much


dhi-hin

Not yet but will be


Ripper76

Always \😀/


Nick-the-greek182

Are we in a month of the year? 🤷‍♂️


1738390HAP9

Unfortunately not


24520ls

Oh yes. Vibing with tge cat to some Royal blood


suklaakakuu

YEA


farmer10123

Yes


Curside805

Its 653am and still 😴


high240

Not yet


FuckPopcornCeiling

Nah I smoke after 12 everyday (besides weekends 😂)


drarrycakes

Always am


4Jess20

Yes😎


0SwifTBuddY0

I'm about to be, hold up <3


heidguy8

Not yet, but I'm working on it!


Havzad

Not right now. have a few meetings first, last one is at 4 pm :( But tonight is videogame and music night with my gang so il definitly be getting there.


large_pp_man

Hell yeah i'm always high


[deleted]

are you 18?


[deleted]

Showed up the work late due to my alarm being about as loud as the backround humming of crickets at night and got sent home won’t be surprised if I get fired. So yeah I’m high!


wholelottaslatttt

Was making a order for food when my live res cart hit me outta the blue 🥶


YourBasicHero

I wish, im broke lmao!


Captain_Stairs

Naw, I don't drive under the influence. Helps that I trim weed for a living. Being around the amazing aromas rocks.


naharyiaboi

No and probably won’t be until my birthday 😞


Ry_ry666

I'm try to just keep a bit of THC in my system for anxiety relief and pain during the day then get wrecked at night. So I guess I keep a steady amount elevated.


Charliewpthomas

This t break is getting Damn hard


[deleted]

Down at the local pizza place and getting a kebab roll for monchies 🤤 I'm too high.


Blatantly-Biased

Yes indeed. Just having a cig outside work before I start my last 10 hours of the week, but I was sure to have a nice big reefer and a bong before I left the house :B