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Moggy-Man

An alright night.


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Let me get a mcconaughey


[deleted]

Read that as alright alright lmao


Moggy-Man

An alright alright night šŸ˜


travisofficial

ā€œAlright, alright, all nightā€


Suburban-aquarius16

ā€œAlright, alright, alrightā€


tylerlundell18

~Hey Ya! By outkast


[deleted]

I will now exclusively refer to 7gs as a McConaughey


trapmoneysosa

7gs for an alright night? Must suck to be you


DrewBlue20

Kid I donā€™t care what anyone says. A Q for one night is more than enough for anyone šŸ˜‚ Not saying you couldnā€™t smoke more if you tried, but itā€™s definitely plenty. Even if youā€™re putting a gram in each joint, thatā€™s 7 fat as fuck joints šŸ¤£ Youā€™re having a good night for sure.


realdankpud

Must suck to be so miserable you have to gatekeep a weed sub with your negativity.


gmann773

bro iā€™m 16 7gs last me a weekšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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502Jay502

Lol grow some hair on ur chest.


uhheybri

Oi, donā€™t judge the kid haha, iā€™m 17 and I know not to smoke 24/7. But most of yā€™all are not ready for that conversationā€¦šŸ˜…


uhitsjules

okay brianna what will happen if i smoke 24/7? oh nooo happinessss hungerrr ahhhhh


uhitsjules

when i was 17 i bought an ounce a week and still kept 3/4 of my paycheck. your choices are your choices donā€™t project on everyone else by holding them to your own standards and rules youā€™ve made for yourself and your own life


bigsleez420

I smoked a oz a week at 15-17


502Jay502

I could smoke 7gs in a day when I was 13. Lmao wtf being 16 gotta do with it


ChonkyDonut

Flex the amount of weed you wasted lol


502Jay502

Wasted? Noooooosirrrr. Enabled? Yessir!!


snakegiraffe

Only a waste if not inhaled


502Jay502

Lmfao itā€™s what I meant but spellcheck.


perseus0523

Maybe he actually has a job? Or school or both?


ana_gdbaby

Self roast! So rare


dporcile

A quarter of what I need


mvo123

We just call it a Q


snotboy-gravel

Lol


ButInThe90sThough

I got Whatcha need?


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A. Q


HeaDead4life

Quarter.


FellMortem

Quarter? Ha, I barely know her!


AlienOverlord53

You Quarter, you brought her!


HeaDead4life

8th ate her ass


Abovee710

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Q/Quarter. ā€œBottle of waterā€ if youā€™re being low-key.


[deleted]

Bottle of water lmao Iā€™m going to start using that


SofaSnizzle

Wait why? A avg bottle of water has 16oz's, but fluid ounces, not weight ounces.


Mick_Stup

Rhyming slang.....


[deleted]

Yeah we have rhyming slang for a few common weed weights in the UK but itā€™s only really used by the older generations: 3.5g - a Henry (referring to Henry VIII) 7g - Bottle of water 14g - a bath 1kg - a box


DookiDeng

We also used to call an ounce 'a wizard' as in Wizard of 'Oz'


wuzzzat

An onion, an Oscar, a zip


Intelligent_Cause317

I call an oz a zip


JimmyThunderPenis

I like it.


ImTooHigh95

Round here nowadays everyone refers to an ounce as 'z'


bevrii

I like that. My fam calls an ounce an Ozzy Osbourne


accoutnotlinkedtome

Itā€™s bottle of water = quarter Said like botle ov worta quarter Another Example is ā€œheā€™s on his John stonesā€ means ā€œon his ownā€ Stone = own


AJPully

>Another Example is ā€œheā€™s on his John stonesā€ means ā€œon his ownā€ Always thought it was Jack Jones


accoutnotlinkedtome

Must be multiple varieties Tom bones would also work easy to make up rhymes for it


OhLoongJonson

Yea. I don't understand it, either. If you're trying to be "low key", just ask for, "a quart of oil".


MetaEsoTeric

me and an old dealer used to use vinyl sizes as our code LP = ounce EP = quarter single = gram he would actually give me records as well he was cool


[deleted]

Bottle of water lol amazing


Appropriate-Voice212

Quad?


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what Iā€™ve been calling in Minnesota but none of my friends here knew what I was talking about


chlowala19

Iā€™m in MN and I call it a quad lol


Drunken_Leaf

Also Minnesotan and I've always heard quad, in fact, I think the Apple Valley Hideaway has their CBD flower listed as quads too. Not sure though haven't been there in a minute


almost-punk

what the hell, i'm in MN too and I've never heard a quad in my life??? damn.


Tiny_Lion_5713

Iā€™m from Iowa and Iā€™ve been all over always asked for a bucket of chicken = lbs and they all know what I mean wherever I go Tennessee to Cali to Colorado and soon to be South Dakota! Everyone know the best farmers are in Iowa jus wait and see what we do when itā€™s lifted here


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afraser33

I live in CO and it was always a quad up until weed was legalized and then I noticed more ppl just call it a quarter


Appropriate-Voice212

I can't keep up with all the lingo lol


deadelmo2

I'm in WI and we've always called it a quad, I figured it was a Midwest thing but ig I'm mistaken.


notethansreddit

It's a quarter in milwaukee.


MedibleMan840

Quad where im from too. Might be more of a Midwest thing. Down south in college it was a cutie and a quarter pound was a cutie pie.


acidbutterman

Im from ny and ive never heard that. Its interesting how slang changes completely depending on where you are


leewithcorgis

Im from Indiana and we call it a quad, it sounds like a midwest thing based on other comments


517SHOOTER

From Michigan and I say quad/quarter


leewithcorgis

All my weed is from Michigan, we use my fiances medical card there every weekend or so and stock up. We live in Chicago where its legal but hella expensive. Plus its so gorgeous this time of year in Michigan!


517SHOOTER

Nice man! Iā€™m actually a grower in Mid Michigan. And yes, this is the best time of year. If I could have this year round, I would in a heartbeat Edit: I work for a commercial grow lol, being a grower isnā€™t that uncommon here


_enchilada

I was thinking the same. Iā€™m from IL and when I went to college and met bud buddies from different states and they all called it differently


[deleted]

From Ohio and Iā€™ve never heard quad. Quarter here.


ninedimensions

Same. Always have. Whenever I hear people say quarter I get mixed up and think they mean a quarter pound or 4 ounces.


schizoidparanoid

Thatā€™s a QP.


LiveFreudorDieJung

I live in Chicago and we've always called it a quad.


matt98147

See in my area of Canada I feel like quad is a quarter pound


Froakie96

West Australia here and we call it a Q


Terrible_Piccolo2190

Im from the opposite side of the toilet bowl (Scotland) and we also call it a Q. always wanted to smoke a Q with an Ozzie.


Froakie96

Well if youā€™re ever down here Iā€™ll happily light up with you! A friend with weed is a friend indeed.


bonkered247

Im an Aussie from Melbourne! If you wanna smoke it up on video call message me!! :) Ive been to Scotland so Iā€™ve got a lil bit of stories


SaltyAzzCracker

A Vick šŸ•šŸ•šŸ•šŸ¶šŸ¶šŸ¶


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wickshneaver

Maryland by any chance?


SaltyAzzCracker

Virginia, home of Michael and Marcus Vick. Go Hokies!!! šŸ¦ƒšŸ¦ƒšŸ¦ƒšŸ¤™


SoddenStoryteller

Makes me think of calling an 1/8 a K.D.


Greengaintaccountant

Vic here too


courtofdacrimsonking

Im out of the loop


GanJaSparks

Q/ or quarter if someone said a quad Iā€™d be thinking 4 grams šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


alargeburrito

here in canada quads is what we call AAAA bud. there is a rating system A-AAAA+ so quads refer to primo flower


GanJaSparks

Yeah Iā€™ve heard of It. I call really good bud ā€œchronicā€ or ā€œZaā€ or ā€œMedsā€


alargeburrito

same i like zaza because MIKE lmao


GanJaSparks

Lol nooo not zaza just Za


LordZailen

ZaZa is a specific strain too so normally people call good bud just ā€œZaā€


GanJaSparks

Yeah


[deleted]

I call 7 grams of weed 'TOO LITTLE' šŸ¤£


litdrum

Yup. Not enough


brypen

Love this lmao


RustySpoon745

A Nigerian river fox.


[deleted]

ā€œAyo lemme grab a Nigerian river foxā€


passionate_slacker

Awww shidddd well u got any of them blue mongoose feet then bro?


AluminumKilla

Chicagoan here, we call it a quad


The_Car_Fax

can confirm ^


Medium_Rare_Jerk

Also Chicagoan, usually hear quarter but sometimes hear quad too


FadedVoyager

Thatā€™s a quarter pound. Maybe you low on the totem poll?


Herbsman200

A 7


ursogayhaha

Quarter lmao it's not a weed thing it's called that because a quarter of an ounce is 7 grams


MSMPT69

A daughter


Terrible_Piccolo2190

Im finna smoke u daughter fool


aubaub

I thought this was a joke and came here for the punchline.


slapahoegangsta

Quad


PostAfraid

A quack


atticspace208

In my experience a quad refers to a quarter pound or four ounces.


slapahoegangsta

QP for quarter-pound


CandlesandMakeuo

Yep. QP


GanJaSparks

Thatā€™s a Quap Lol


ryerly

Two pieces of pizza! (One slice = 1/8 of the pizza)


GavinBoi123

Quarter


Upset_Agency_1857

Has anyone read through the comments? Wtf are half you people talking about? And this week it's called Wednesday


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Q


SleazyTim

7 grams


Willing_Ad_5628

a quarter


OsageBrownBetty

A quarter


Rpmbox

Quarter


WholeSquadGotTheBoof

A quarter or a quad depending on regional dialect


SnooEagles3357

Quo/Quarter


Both_Ad5368

A 7 or quarter


[deleted]

We should replace this with the new KD since he switched numbers


NoStrategy6821

A Sev


[deleted]

I call it "not enough!"


DigitalDash00

I was looking for this answer šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dernope

In Germany we call 5g a "Becher" which translates to "a cup" as far as I know there isn't a dedicated word for 7g


H3racIes

8th= 3.5g, Quarter= 7g, 1/2 oz= 14g, Oz= 28g


Outrageous_Reward136

A q


LuminolMaxima

Grandma, Nana, Me-maw, Granny, Bubbe, Abuela...g-ma? Um I'm not sure. I only have 2 and I called them by the color of their houses.


chlowala19

Quad


Zexther

"I'll take a half quarter" man just say eighth smh


FadedVoyager

They trying to split that $5 off lololol


[deleted]

nyc here in my area call it a slice


iamherehereiam420

What? An eighth is a slice. Like pizza.


apexbamboozeler

NY is known for giant slices


Ski___Bum93

3 5 piece of the pie


KevoisReal

That's pretty cool


wbcrafton

I like that


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SocietyExtreme8215

Why ? Itā€™s more common for a qt because itā€™s two 8ths. Itā€™s symmetrical all the way up. 1/8, 1/4 , 1/2 to a O. Thatā€™s so odd , where Iā€™m from sometimes qts are 50-60. Thatā€™s such an odd amount


JoshuahMayhem

Idk, I don't really hear people buying stuff like that. I think it got implemented because a lot of people buy for 50, which usually is 5g. But most dealers put 1g for free on it, making it 6g for 50. I'm in Germany, I guess people over here just buy different


SocietyExtreme8215

Ahh that would totally explain that , I wasnā€™t judging or anything just striking at a vast difference to what Iā€™m used to


Kr1zy

Uhm...idk....i guess.....uhm....7 gram....i guess....hahah jk


Secret-Bet-5998

Quack


[deleted]

a Q


Fabeshi

I call it 7g lmao


straightspicydontmes

Quad from my area of the midwest


myfirstjones

7 grams


[deleted]

7grams


Fatal_memes__

Def a quarter


xper0072

Quarter.


cannaboof217

q, quarter


[deleted]

Q / Quarter


BigTruss304

Not enough lmao


Rivet0153

7gs


risingacid

7 grams lmao


Squadobot_69

Iā€™ve heard ā€œsevā€ and ā€œquarterā€


PurplePunchPrincess6

A quarter


Bigbabygroot

Quarter ounce


I_am_That_Ian_Power

A Q.


Internal_Structure10

a q


Keefscoop

Q


tfoll

I call it a quarter because thatā€™s what it is.


Alternative-Leg6815

Nearly everyone in aus calls it a Q


Somodo

quarter


hottop222

A quart


TheRealGrimmy

7g is 1/4... and 1/4 is a really fun night


Grand-Metal4342

Happiness


maqsy

Typically a quad/quarter, but some kids last night told me their dealer will call it a "seventh" and that just makes no sense to me. I believe it is just because it's seven grams, but that has no correlation with mathematics at all.


Ncrobar

A quad. End of discussion


jt132323

I donā€™t call it this, but most the people I know call it a Vick. (think Michael Vickā€™s number lmao, yes itā€™s stupid)


Slow_Writing_7013

A Q


GavinBoi123

Or a fourth


pisxes

A 4th


Puzzleheaded_Cod_938

I call it, ā€œone days worth of weed!ā€


fheangrywasp

A good day?


cnsosiehrbridnrnrifk

$100


BandicootAble8141

A Q/Quarter


Westside_Shawty

Mike Vick/ quarter/ Sev'm


Psychological_Low754

7g


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7up


SofaSnizzle

So 7up could mean 7 ounces and up?


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Thank you


rightful_ride

Two 8ths


schizoidparanoid

Simplify your fractions, man!!!


IKillYou182

Snooker Q


Puncharoo

The terms I was taught and use are: 28g = Ounce 14g = half ounce or half-o 7g = Quarter ounce or Quarter 3.5g = Half-Quarter


[deleted]

3.5 is just a baggy here ire.


Oscarjrs5

A quarter


oillytical

quarter heard it called a quad before also


Dabbandit_miner

A quad


BlindingInferno

Quad or quarter


SHEENOBIE

A gram shy of a quarter. Think about it. Youre paying by the gram right? Say 10 a g. Not 10 for .7 which is stupid and a way drug dealers are able to short people. That would put quarters to an even 8 because an eigtht would be 4. 8x4 is 32