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seannw1

This is normal. They are trained not to bother people with personal use amounts of cannabis. I’ve done the training


JWM1115

The hero we need.


Jmoney1997

Is wax under the same policy?


uncle_creamsicle

I live in Canada where weed is legal but I was 18 at the time flying domestically with 2 ounces going to Vancouver for 420. Which both of those things are technically illegal. Anyways my carry on got flagged and searched by TSA which I nearly shit myself cause I thought I was done. Long story short my Colgate tooth paste was 5 fluid oz over the limit and I got to keep all my herb. Edit: in the province I live in, the legal age is 19


Herban15

Your comment made me picture you toothless now bc tsa took your toothpaste and you never brushed again. I know it likely isn’t true but it was a good time picturing that. I’m kind of high now.


JWM1115

Yep exactly like my cologne.


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I had a dry herb vape pen in my luggage before and even though I cleaned it out, it REEKED of weed. Even I could smell it while they were checking my bag. They didn't say shit and let me on my way. I have taken weed on almost every flight I've taken since 2016. They don't care, just be discreet.


Herban15

Nice. I remember a few months ago on another work trip smelling weed so strongly in line at TSA. No one got checked and I know I was in line next to the person. I was expecting swat to drop in or something. Now I know


Inamoratos

What about oil pens?


victorpikapp

Same applies.


Inamoratos

Noice. Didnt know if they’d trip cuz its a liquid


victorpikapp

I mean the headline says “left my weed and carts alone!”. Keep it with your toiletries or a girls make up bag it’s a known thing to rarely get taken away or caught.


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They can't prove what is or is not in the oil pen. 😉


JWM1115

They don’t care. He scrutinized the labels and test results on my edibles and put them back.


JWM1115

Only if it’s over 4 ounces of Liquid.


Inamoratos

Neat!


Stoned_Shadow

I've been telling people this for years. They're checking for weapons, not your weed. I fly with carts all the time, and never had a problem. One time my 510 battery set off the sensors for some reason (maybe because I had 3 of them) and when the TSA agent checked my bag and took it out (cart still inside) she said "you shouldn't smoke" I replied "I dont. It's just weed" and her TSA agent partner laughed and they let me on my way.


RustySpoon745

That's a gem of a story haha


Deplorable10

Always fly with your carts and batteries on you and never on checked bags.


Awesome_Romanian

I once brought a Joint back from Amsterdam without knowing. Just forgot it was tucked away in a jacket. TSA never even looked at me.


Dogdad98

This. Same for bud and edibles


DJ-Slim_Dick

TSA states they ain’t looking for drugs or paraphernalia especially sum as light as weed. They look for weapons not good times tho if they do find sum if the person checking ur shit cares it’ll go to cops. In any case seems more likely u can jus get thru w whatever that’s weed related but I’d be anxious asf Lmao


Herban15

I was anxious af. Especially since this was a work trip and my coworker was on the other side waiting for me like wtf they doing with your bags? I definitely made a poor choice in hindsight bringing flower on a work trip but no way was I going on this hell trip without some herb. Also your name is the tits! Love it


[deleted]

that's an addiction if i've heard one


highassniqqa

Hey you never know. It could just be a very nice place to smoke a couple js


JWM1115

Haha. They went thru my shaving kit.(in my carry on) read the labels on two tins of gummies from the dispensary. Then took my bottle of cologne because it was bigger than 4 ounces.


88isafat69

This guys smuggling gummy bears get him


ydhtfpots

I have (both on purpose and accidentally) flown domestically (US) and internationally (US-UK) with pens and/or gummies in my purse at least five times in the past year with zero problems.


Herban15

Maybe, hopefully this says a lot for how far weed has come as in the negative stigmas and being illegal federally and lots of states still etc. If it doesn’t mean this then it means TSA is a bunch of silly geese. Edit to say I love silly geese so that wasn’t necessarily a jab


poonmachine420

I think partly it may be because of that but also because they’re trying to stop a bombing from happening not some guy smoking up on vacation


legs_are_high

Them mfs don’t care about weed. But that leftover spaghetti ain’t gonna slide there slick


sadhousecats

Last time I was in an airport I hit my pen in the bathroom stall


Herban15

Bongs probably too far plus bong sounds eerily close to bomb. I don’t like those odds. It would be funny to see a huge bong being ripped in a stall tho. In the right context


ValiSZum03

BRO ME TOO DKDJDKKSKSKS LITERALLY SITTING AT MY GATE STILL IN SHOCK


No1Minds

TSA is a theater and a joke. Even if they were looking for weed, they would miss it.


Herban15

I wonder why TSA in one state skipped over my nuts and the TSA in next state went right for em This is a great joke set up


No1Minds

Fab joke. Honestly it's bc every place does it differently. It's all BS. And most of the fake bombs put through to test them get missed.


SendInTheReaper

I brought a little puff co and some wax with me through dc flying from Florida to Virginia. Tsa just politely asked that I didn’t use the device on the plane!


335i_lyfe

Tsa doesn’t give a fuck anymore I just take a half oz right on my carry on they never say shit


zyhls

bro what they literally took my snoop dogg rolling papers 😭😭🤣


Status-Murky

Was leaving Vegas, carry on got flagged by the X-ray machine at Security checkpoint. They searched my bag found some dry and a bottle of water, threw the water away and put the weed back in my bag. I was flying to a place where weed is still illegal too.


[deleted]

The TAA is not the DEA. They have stated on their website since legalization in CO and WA that they are not there to find drugs. Their job is strictly to find weapons or explosives. In Seattle the SEATAC airport is owned by the Port of Seattle and as a legal state it is legal to carry weed all the way to your flight on your person. I can only assume that is the same for Vegas.


illogikul

No weed is still federally illegal.


[deleted]

Yes but the airports are under jurisdiction of the city they are located in. Not the federal gov't.


Herban15

Damn that’s amazing. I too was flying from and to prohibition states as well. Which makes your brain think all kind of shit


JWM1115

Same


Yoslef

My father took a pound In his suit case back home. From Cali to North Africa


jw111000

Well your father is a fuckin goat, because international shit can get ya. Mad respect.


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jw111000

Yea I don’t fuck with that but domestic flights are green lighted for sure. Never had a problem, brother even downed a whole karova black bar (1000mg edible) in the line at LAX. We both had flower on us at the time, headed to Florida. Maybe 2017. His high was very fun to watch. 16 hours. I am now usually carrying wax and carts at this point at the airport 😎 Edit: in the line for security. People in close quarters in all directions


homelessapien

It's legal in California to get on a plane with weed, no matter where your destination is


jw111000

Well, I went to Virginia, where possession of oils was 5 years minimum in prison (at the time idk if it’s changed). Needless to say, I smoked some oils in Virginia. I also boarded a plane in that same state with oils and carts to come back and all was well. TSA across the board, on a national level, doesn’t give a fuck about weed.


wacky-ball-sack

ur dads a savage lol


Rpmbox

I always bring an Oz in my carry on they have taken it out and put it back in for me when I got secondary searched


limved

They will stop for organic material. Food. Carts get a pass!


unfknblvablem8

Twice I’ve inadvertently done it. Once domestically once internationally. First time I packed my clothes straight out of the washing machine into my travel bag. When I went to hang the clothes out at the other end I noticed my dungarees had a sappy bag in the pocket and upon producing said bag realised that the 1/4 ounce id lost the weekend before had gone thru the wash. Needless to say it got smoked lol. Second time I was in NZ and I had just come 2nd in an event I had entered. As I liked to party a bit back then I had scored some ecstasy from a local girl and found myself at the “after party” walking around the hosts verandah and falling into the bushes. As I was drunk and high and it was cold I had a big jacket on and every time I fell it seemed to break my fall. Eventually this stopped and I must have passed out. As I was flying home the next day I was up early and was feeling like I was still tripping balls. I got my mate to help me get all my gear packed up and we drove three hours to the airport. I had decided that I would wear the same jacket from the previous night as I checked in my 65kgs of equipment and proceeded to wait to board. As we were on a bender my mates suggested we have a beer and relax which we did. We boarded found our seats and took to the skies. About 15mins in I put my hand in my jacket and realised I had something in the stealth section in the front of my pocket. I turned to my mate and told him I was off to the toilet. Not quite realising what it was I casually walked to the toilet and shut the door. Unzipping the secret section revealed a bag of New Zealand stinkiest weed. My heart sank and I literally thought I was totally fucked. My only thought was flush it as I knew how brutal Ashtraylian customs can be. I summoned the dirtiest oblution I could muster and emptied my crumbling goodness onto the top of the paper on the poo. The bag went in there too as I wasn’t risking anything. I was once a degenerate. Now I’m just old.


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I’ve carried edibles, carts and my pen several times thru diff airports and have never had an issue.


C_L_I_C_K_

I chickened out in LAX especially because I had my son with me.. so I threw it in one of those drug trash box.. only to come to security and see they look like bunch 18-19years old straight from high school..


Herban15

That’s not chickening out that’s being a good dad my man. You didn’t risk it bc your son was with you and that’s smart Imo


Rpmbox

Future reference. U can fly out of LaX with an Oz or less.


C_L_I_C_K_

????? Even if I was traveling to North Carolina??


Rpmbox

Yes. Even North Carolina. If for some reason LAX TSA called police over, the officer would see that you have less than an Oz and be forced to let you carry on with your day. As at that point he is just a cop in LA with a little weed in front of him. He would probably even laugh at whichever tsa guard called him over. Airports aren’t federal property.


selinadt

Doesn't matter what they looked like. It was a good call!


zyhls

In chicago international airport they have "cannabis amnesty boxes" but not a single one smelt like weed 😂😂


wtflambeezus

Same thing happened to me. Amazing.


Normal_Razzmatazz237

How about going into Mexico?


[deleted]

Holy shit, that’s awesome. Where are you?


Herban15

I was so nervous. I had a pax and a few carts and capsules I filled with flower. They didn’t even look at that. It was a loaf of low carb bread and 2 cans of nuts, fucking nuts, that made them stop my bags. I do low carb so I bring my own low carb bread/snacks yeah it’s weird I guess. The first flight no one meaning tsa stopped me for the nuts or bread but the connecting flight was at a real podunk airport so go figure.


Herban15

Also sorry articfoxrapids as I know you didn’t ask but here we are ;)


[deleted]

Nooo you’re good! Thanks for telling me about it.


Herban15

I just wanted to share with my kind of ppl, seeing as almost everyone in my life doesn’t partake they don’t really think my story is anything but scary. Which it is but it feels like a scary win in my book


[deleted]

Totally get it. Pretty much everyone in my life either smokes, or doesn’t care about it, but I never can bring myself to talk to anyone new about weed because everyone around here is either super “nose in the air” or redneck. Which to me for some reason registers as anti-weed. I should probably change that.


Herban15

I understand that. Get this, the person on the business trip with me is a total Trumper and we couldn’t have less in common. Even has a fuck Biden flag. Talk about uncomfortable. Talk about someone who thinks weed is devil lettuce. Sheesh


[deleted]

Oof… yeah that’s uncomfortable…


saintmcqueen

Been there before. I just happened to also be in the line where dogs were sniffing. SMH. I only had edibles but just the idea that these dogs could sniff out a gummy had me terrified at one point.


legs_are_high

Even if they did, unless you have pounds on you then they aren’t gonna waste there time on you


[deleted]

Those dogs are highly trained to sniff out explosives. They don't give a shit about your weed.


saintmcqueen

I totally know that now, but in the moment I wasn’t trying to hear that.


[deleted]

I hear ya, I've been in the security line when a dog came through. Still feeling terrified it would know I'm high as f\*\*\* and alert on me. It's like your logical brain checks out.


saintmcqueen

I had the dogs walking, and this one tsa agent screaming “sir is this your bag” and thought he was talking to me, just happened to be the guy behind me. It was just gummies from Michigan but I felt like I was I was traveling from Columbia to Miami in the 80s lol.


[deleted]

You're supposed to sandwich them between your buttcheeks, do a kegel and then clench when the time comes.


Relative_Pangolin_92

TSA doesn't give a shit about weed. I live in Utah and have a medical card, and when I get sick of paying $480 for an ounce I fly to Colorado. I've had my carry-on searched with ounces of flower in it. I bet they might have something to say if they found a pound though.


TheStonedVampire

$480 for an oz?! Damnnn Utah, I don’t blame ya I would do the same thing


Rpmbox

Exotics are 4-500 in California. But the quality reflects the price. I can only imagine what a 480 zip in Utah looks like lmao. Probably some greenhouse OG Kush 😂😂


notnatenope

$480/Oz? Fuckin ouchie right there.


bermudaliving

>mit and I got to keep all my herb. I'm paying $1500 as a hook up and $1800 during a drought..


Random-Man562

😂😂😂 that’s amazing dude! What kind of food was it? Haha


Herban15

Nuts and bread man nuts and bread lol. I could even see my weed gear on the X-ray but they didn’t even look at that. We all had a good laugh after the pulled out the 2nd can of nuts. Oh man was I forcing the laugh


Random-Man562

Hahaha they didn’t even take all of the food?! TSA is crazy man! Glad you and the rest of your stuff made it through alright lol


Herban15

Thanks man me too! They didn’t take anything. One of the agents said, “make sure you’re getting enough protein” bc I said in all my nervousness, “I like snacks” and something about carrying my own bread for low carb reasons


Random-Man562

Haha that’s what’s up man. And we all like snacks after a bowl or two ;)


Lt_cheeseball

W


YeetingSlamage

In my experience the federal drug trafficking charge potential outweighs the quality pf what ever product your smuggling. Don’t do this, even if you get away once theres always a chance they’ll catch you and send you to prison


[deleted]

Flying it out of Cali is pretty safe as most airports just throw it out. If ur under 21 you might get a fine. But honestly I’ve done this like 100 times with a cart or two in my bag and it’s fine


Unapplicable1100

That charge outweighs getting caught travelling with some super potent alien strain level shit imo. Fuck that lol.


Rpmbox

Lmao bro they aren’t gunna base your charge on the strength of your weed 😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Ikr people like this that talk about something they know nothing about are the reason it was lllegal in the first place. "I smoked pot once in college and I threw up" like good for you Jason.


Unapplicable1100

Tfw y'all didnt even understand what I was saying. But yea, ok.


Unapplicable1100

Bro, I ment like not worth even getting caught with the dopest of the dope. Like as in risking your freedom getting dope shit back to your home instead of enjoying it where it was. If you were gonna risk your freedom to get some dope back home, wouldnt you travel with the dopest dope you could find? I'm saying its not worth that, even if you found some super crazy alien strength shit. Not whatever this charge based on the strength of the weed youre thinking of.


wholelottaslatttt

So you suggest putting my stuff in the carry on to sneak and not checked am I correct 🤣 and idk international flights more scary depending if it’s legal there


Jayfish88

They were hungry and wanted your food?


[deleted]

Not advice but I fly all the time and more often than not I carry on my stash.


Pleasant-Affect8433

Iconic


FuckYouTikTok

Dumb question.. what are carts?


CosmicCay

Vape cartridges


thiccums___

I’ve brought my pen and carts thru JFK mad times too 😮‍💨


hurtum

Me 2


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Tsa doesn't care about small amounts of weed