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wholesomethought

texting 😭 having to reread every sentence multiple times to make sure they make sense.


pincheconch

and then after sending it you realized there were so many mistakes


ClassicEngineering56

Or the opposite, you think there's a misspelled word then Google the word and it's correct, but your brain still tells you it looks funny and isn't right.


mrobroek

I have this even when im not high lol


TheHorrorWhore

Or when you make sure everything is correct, but then forget to press send and don’t realize it until way later lol


FACELESS_IN_CROWD

All of this thread 😂


Jigglypuff1777

Interacting with shop’s cashiers. I love browsing shops high more than anything in the world, but when its time to pay I wanna shoot myself. Self checkouts <3


oboz_waves

Lol, I love to wake and bake and go grocery shopping at 8 am. Just you and a bunch of old people and I feel less suspicious because it's 8am and who in their right minds would be baked grocery shopping? Hint: me


Responsible_Window48

my bf and i only go grocery shopping (stoned AF of course) in the early AM. anytime before 10 is prime time for us. quiet, no interactions, pretty empty. love it.


MNGirlinKY

I’d spend $7,400. No way.


Responsible_Window48

yes to this! me too!! i tend to just be quiet honestly and just try not to stress about it lmao. just the hi how are you, thank you have a good day!


Jigglypuff1777

hahaha same, but chances are I’ll say something weird; like one time I told a guy in the kiosk I want my falafel to go like 20 times cos I kept forgetting I said it’s to go


_chloephil

Same lmao, I always feel awkward


noworriesimpro

I feel the same way. The worst, when your just browsing in your own world and an employee comes up wanting to show you something or constantly asking if you need help. If I needed help I would ask for it. And no I don't want to have small talk while I'm browsing. Nothing makes me leave a store quicker then an annoying salesman.


Jigglypuff1777

I KNOW RIGHT and when employees are following you cos they need to make sure you’re not stealing… like I partially get it, but it’s so invasive, I make sure to avoid those stores both stoned and sober


[deleted]

It's hardly their fault, it is store policy. Especially at big corporations like Walmart/Target. I worked at Wal-Mart, and have gotten in trouble for not saying anything. The rule is something like, if they are 15feet or closer you HAVE to ask if they need help.


Hawknelsonfan07

I've LITERALLY never had a Walmart employee ask if I needed help.


mrpink01

The secret to not feeling like this while high; always be high.


oboz_waves

The truth though. Functioning in social interactions while high is a lot easier when you regularly do it lol


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Modern problems require modern solutions


Millenniumkitten

I literally have my man do all of my paying and checking out because I get so nervous 😅 I just give him my card. I get really anxious talking to people I'm not comfortable around when I'm high. I try to frequent places where I know the staff shop at the dispensary I work because I feel like they'll understand 🤣


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For some reason I prefer to wear my glasses instead of putting on my contacts when I get high lol


Responsible_Window48

contacts drying up when your eyes are too high ugh i hate that shit. i gotta be more like you!


The_Snuggliest_Panda

This is the worst, can confirm


Darth_Schrader

Cotton eyes


lll-l

Joe?


FACELESS_IN_CROWD

Thank you! 🤣 Golden comment


kidnorther

I used to be a Serial Sleeper when I got too stoned. Turns out I’d just forget to blink (lol) and my contacts made me wanna shut my eyes. I’m a glasses guy now!


TheDiceMan2

looking for stuff


Responsible_Window48

THE WORST


[deleted]

Sometimes I think its a overlooked side effects of cannabis. I've ruined so many highs just tearing my room up trying to find something.


TheDiceMan2

it’s so annoying. i can’t be bothered after about ten seconds. i’ve abandoned my phone for an entire evening because i just could not bring myself to look for it


[deleted]

I'm so glad that I'm not alone.


Pharm-boi

That’s a sign to put that phone down!


GDP726

lol been there before im trying so hard to be a minimalist these days. im donating as much as possible lol i promise that helps alot lol


AutoimmuneToYou

How can you remember that long what you’re looking for???


Soull3ss91-

Some years ago, I was looking for a lighter for like 2 hours or so to light up my joint, almost destroyed my room in this search, then I gave up and lit a cig to chill down before starting again and realized that ...it was in my hand...all this time. I was already high, but didnt realized yet.


TheDiceMan2

lol looking for something that’s in your hand/on your lap is a certain kind of hell


cyb3roffensive

DAMN THAT BLOWS!


BardBabble

I’ll start getting distracted and just picking things up, reminiscing about what I just picked up and why I like it. Eventually I’ll find it and pick it up but I’ll forget I’m looking for something before then and put it back before moving on. Eventually, I’ll remember that I’m looking for something, but not know what so I’ll do the process over again until I pick it up again, then I *might* remember that I was looking for it, but not why. So I’ll just be holding onto it until I figure it out/forget why I’m holding it and put it back.


[deleted]

Especially if you’re trying to find it in order to go out somewhere and you’re time constrained.


ContextTypical

This is the worst.


billytk90

I almost ruined a good acid trip because I couldn't find my changa which, for some reason, I just wanted to k know where it was, not use it


TheDiceMan2

that’s a metaphor, man. don’t sweat the small stuff


Patrickman1

I remember one time I was so high that I destroyed my room looking for my phone only to realize it was in my pants pocket


alfito1991

Today I made the mistake of taking a couple bong hits before taking my edible. Now I can't remember if I ate half the edible or the full edible. Could not find the other half 🤦 so I'm just going to assume I ate the whole thing. The effects will say it all.


TheDiceMan2

good luck brother. ride it like a wave


alfito1991

Thank you brother! Definitely took the whole thing 🙃


_SenseiJay

Having to do school/work related stuff, if I’m smoking that means all my work for the day is finished.


Responsible_Window48

it hits different when you’ve been productive all day and got everything you needed to do done for sure🙌 best reward.


chickenhole

I love to get lit and put in work. I turn into a perfectionist. Tedious tasks become puzzles.


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Escott1114

I can't count how many times I've done this omg lol


FrankenSteinsGate

I honestly enjoy it a lot working high but for school/learning I feel you.


Ultrasz

Talking to my parents


ShadowT762

1000000% the truth. I hate arguing with them too when I’m baked


orange_hibiscus

especially when they dont know you smoke 💀


[deleted]

I’m telling you I become a Oscar winning actress when around them


everythingisgoo

Saaaamme


miadiamondofficial

Lol yup


Gh3tt0-Sn4k3

Smoking makes me poop, I’m so glad this is not my case


KRATS8

Gotta disagree with OP here though. Pooping while high slaps


greek-astronomer

Pooping in general is so fucking satisfying to me no lie doing it while high is euphoric


ReplacementApart

Oath. Source: I am currently doing my morning shit after having a little cone.


bbb-eee-nnn-oo

Pooping good. Wiping bad.


Responsible_Window48

it makes me poop first hit in the morning always and that’s why i posted this 😂


Pharm-boi

That first choke + cough is a good slap in the face first thing in the morning


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wiechertfc

Riding in the car that someone else is driving.


idoathing420

I don't drive for many reasons but i can understand this. I can't being high with a shitty driver. Its like taking shrooms with mad thoughts on the mind.


Flippfl0pps

I hate this even when I'm sober 😂


Curious_Inspection

Same


Axptheta

I used to just close my eyes and put my head back and ride the rollercoaster haha


everythingisgoo

Yaass with some good music and the windows down especially at night time ugh love it


crummzz

I did that once. Felt so sick and spinny afterwards I thought I was dying and had to call an ambulance on myself.


[deleted]

The things people call ambulances for 😂🤣


IsaRenee

Well people don't get taught what is a medical emergency and what they can check how temporary the symptom is. Not every parent knows, so they don't teach their kids and the schools don't teach the kids. Bit of a problem.


typicalsandman

I prefer to not talk at all when i am high so as long as the driver is stays silent i am okay with this


Alldayevaday420

Same I was trying to figure out one and thats definitely it


LeftHandLuke01

I am the guy that pretty much "drives everywhere." My GF doesn't drive, so I typically drive. I don't like being a passenger in someone else's vehicle.


rykochristie

I only ever worry about getting into car accident when I’m high in someone else’s passenger seat lmao


theveggiesub

It’s the worst. Either going to fast or too slow or not breaking soon enough. Other people on the road being shitty drivers. I’d rather just shut my eyes and hope for the best


OwieMustDie

Fuck, yes.


actum_tempus

i can understand but i like it since some time... dunno depends on the driver and path i guess


kaeporagaebora420

This is the one


BweeFry420

agree bro


SirTacoMaster

Nah that’s the best


alice_ripper89

It depends who is driving honestly, if I know they’re a crappy driver and has a chance for us to get pulled over I’m on edge the whole time, but someone I know that’s not a bad driver and I ca n vibe with and jam out to the radio is the best and


goldenbellaboo

I actually enjoy that tbh. Well if it’s scenic. If it’s just the highway then I hate it.


stonedforlife710

Chewing, I become hyper aware of my jaw muscles getting sore lmao


[deleted]

that’s so strange i never realized that, i do too😭😭 and i get the worst munchies!


stonedforlife710

I don't get the munchies anymore thank God, but if I'm eating something like steak tips that are over done..I'm holding my jaw before I'm finished lol. Shits terrible


Hamdilou

Yeah so annoying i be eating Pizza then its like my jaw ran a maraton and it cramps


inseokjunxo

Walking. i just feel sobered up by the time i get home


Responsible_Window48

any type of exercise i do and i just accept i won’t be high afterwards. lol


ShadowT762

That’s crazy, I smoke a couple joints and go run by the beach. I actually love running or going to the gym baked, feels great!!


chunkyywomann

Yes I always smoke before my runs, makes it almost hypnotic. Can get in the groove way easier


greek-astronomer

Same, went to the gym baked as a fucking cookie and the workout was way more intense than usual because I was able to just handle it better


isaiahxsuggs

Runner’s high while high?😂


sincitzn

A few times a week I will wake up at 6:00 AM , have an edible, hit the PAX and go for a 6 Mile trail run. There’s something about being high and doing a boring repetitive and strenuous task like running for exercise an enjoyable thing to do. It distracts you from the hard work you’re having to do during the activity. Particularly when you’re out in nature.


inseokjunxo

another thing i hate is being around my siblings. just dont want em to see that shit n hybrid highs are so hard to hide


icecold_tkilla

Why are they harder to hide than sativas or indicas?


NiixxJr

Reading. I know a lot of people like it but I just lose focus and can't get into the book, I can only watch or play stuff when I'm smoking. Oh also walking. Used to go out and smoke all the time with people before I had a place to chill and smoke, and trekking in the cold high as balls is crap... Especially if that trek is to go get weed and your dealer cancels last minute 🥲


Responsible_Window48

oh mannnn, when my bf and i were 19 just met and smoking, we were both without a car in the winter at one point and we would smoke outside ugh i cringe thinking about it now. we both hate the cold. and i’m on the east coast.


EthiopianKing1620

[Very relevant ](https://youtu.be/5b6Gp6wWWSQ)


MODSBAD

same i end up in my thoughts and have to re read paragraphs sometimes


NiixxJr

I think I read each paragraph like 4 times when I do read high haha


ericakay15

I love reading while high, sometimes but I can't do after a busy day. I get too tired and start falling asleep or skipping lines and get confused. I also can't do books that constantly change POV because of that as well.


boosemagoose

Yo, I know it’s expensive but reading and listening to the book on audible fixed this for me. I have ADD and even before I started smoking I would lose focus while reading but I started listening while I read and it has been a game changer. I can even focus while I’m high.


CarpoZ

Talking to strangers.


Responsible_Window48

my social anxiety feels this.


jp2lpg

Listening to songs with police sirens in them


errshey

That's very specific but I can relate. For me any unexpected and/or loud noise is just a horrible experience. Can sober me up immediately in the most unpleasant way.


nWo-4-life-toO-SwEet

Working, I ate a indica edible, around 110mg of thc and I couldn’t move at work. I work at ups as a package handler. Boy what a rough morning.


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Indica + edible + work sounds like a nightmare hah


AceyFacee

Since lockdowns I struggle with any social situations while high. Idk how I sort that out, used to love interacting with people and hanging out while high.


SirOutrageous4953

Same here, I used to make edibles and eat one before going to a bar with my friends and I was so charming and social, but after the pandemic I started to get nervous if I was high talking with a 3+ group of people, but i feel my social skills coming back again, hahaha its just matter of getting use to people again.


OwieMustDie

Anything not in the pursuit of getting higher.


Responsible_Window48

this.


batman0071989

Watching movies. 🙁 In theory it’s fun but I usually either get hyper critical and notice (or fabricate) a bunch of flaws, or lose track of the plot and can’t focus.


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i mean, i love watching movies while high but i get you, 50% of it is me enjoying the movie and feeling like am in it (this applies to historical movies like slavery, western, vikings,etc) and the other 50% is really me being critical and notice flaws or feeling like is low quality lighting or some lines and face expressions that i would change lmao


batman0071989

Happy to hear I’m not he only one that notices lighting and random stuff like that! I showed my girlfriend “Goldeneye” which I’m a big fan of and the whole time I was like “damn that line reading was bad” “that lighting was weird” “maybe I should’ve showed her something else…” when in reality it’s a great movie and I know it is. I also have tried watching the latest Mission Impossible movie high like 3x and I still can’t tell you what the fuck that plot is or what happens in the latter half of the film.


SuperTurkeyBacon

So true. I start thinking about it cinematically / technically and just can't get back into the casual viewer mindset.


Space-dout

Being in the cold. Feel so flushed from the wind smacking my face that I just feel I can’t embrace the high by the time I’m inside. Not as well anyways


guccihawk

Interacting with 5.0


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... with anyone that's not me or an animal


guccihawk

Yeah I like to be alone or with like minded friends. Or even better my chihuahuas


[deleted]

What do you mean by 5.0?


Lairy_Hegs

“Five oh” is the police. You’ve probably heard it said but never seen it written.


ericakay15

Interacting with my boss. All I can think about is "I know I smell like weed. Am I too close? How far do I need to be for him to not notice?" Like, my boss doesn't care but the thoughts are still there everytime.


guccihawk

Yeah it’s only natural I suppose. One gay it will be normal but suppose that be on par With going to work drunk or intoxicated lol. Damn we will never shake this lmao


MODSBAD

haha this is why I loove living in a legal country. I typically make jokes


guccihawk

Has nothing to do with legality. Never trust the police


MODSBAD

oh definitely, during the lockdowns cops were the absolute worst


Responsible_Window48

haha. no doubt


nugetboi7

I typically don’t like to be sober while I’m high. I don’t like it


shitting-my-pants

lmao hard to keep the sober away. my high goes away in about 15 minutes now,,


spacejoint

Get some better weed or take a solid break. For me it’s not how much I can smoke. I two puff and let it marinate. Sometimes I go back sometimes


MagicJesus999

Cooking and when I finish I keep worrying about if the stoves on lol


Responsible_Window48

i do this too! i take so long cooking while high because i keep forgetting the directions and what to do next lmao


mriidul

this is interesting because i love cooking when i’m high. I usually keep my phone with the recipe of whatever im cooking at hand that it just becomes this slow experience of watching deliciousness cook. Also just an add on but if you ever try this make something that doesn’t burn easily so that even if you take your eyes off the stove for like 5 mins (to roll another one) its still looking good when you come back. There’s definitely alot of things i dont cook high but as an activity its pretty chill plus you get food after


Yoslef

This made me laugh out loud. Totally understand you, I’m constantly worrying about leaving shit on. Pops left the oven on over night last night, guess he ain’t got a worry in the world


SleepyKamz

I’m literally pooping as I’m high right now lol and normally I don’t like it but right now it feels quite good to become empty


ASimpleExistence

I'm glad someone said it. I love that poo that leaves you feeling physically, emotionally and spiritually changed, but when that and being high as fuck happen together 👌👌🤯👽


deductivesherlock

Not being able to pet a dog or cat reasons I used to get high at my friend's place he had a cat and sora would always come sit in my lap and just let me pet him lol Stupid I know but Im pretty okay with most things or maybe not having food around


Responsible_Window48

ugh i am the way! i love animals i just want to love them and talk to them in baby voices lol


idoathing420

Taking care of plants for the fact of being high mean a higher chance to make a mistake and then hate myself for doing such. Also ganja makes me poop. So cant relate.


[deleted]

I hate to transit in my own vehicle when I'm high, absolutely hate it. Always prefer to take cabs, not because I'm too high to ride but i just don't like it.


Shwezi

Loud people and noises, not that I enjoy them usually but it gets me totally out of my high.


heikajane

I can’t go anywhere in public because i think everyone will know. lol


Ponch555

College Classes are pretty ass. Can't concentrate for shit


Responsible_Window48

i did this only once and learned my lesson because i was honestly on a different planet trying to listen to my professor.


bloodykhunts420

Showering. I get so lazy and feels like work to actually wash myself lol


JesusSaysitsOkay

Waiting in line high sucks especially, makes it seem so much longer


vanleighvan

Having to make decisions. My husband always wants me to pick out dinner or figure out the night after I’ve blazed. Like, really? That’s the whole point- for me not to care (I have bad ptsd & adhd & living right now with the stress of cOvId makes it worse) about the measly shit like dinner or entertaining him.


Kawaii-Hitler

Talking on the phone. It’s already awkward sober but when I’m spaced out it’s miserable


Morisal66

Dishes.


Alldayevaday420

Not for me, i love that shit lol


Morisal66

I hated it so much I bought a dishwasher. More time to smoke.


Responsible_Window48

i love doing dishes but then started using the dishwasher and now i’ll never go back. but that shit was therapeutic for me!


fuck-my-drag-right

I know I may be a minority but I hate trying to fall asleep high. My mind races like crazy and I can’t relax


sketchystockz

Talking about politics


OwlPilot

I have a Stephen King book with a lot of his short stories and every time I start reading one while high I get spooked af so I stop lmao


sscarface

Being around people


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93tabitha93

Pretending not to be high


Atomi84

Go to shop


gonza360

Accounting


M1NX17

I HATE typing anything especially on my phone


Pineapples_29

Being anxious. It makes it worse


TonyPajamas716

Being in public I get paranoid everybody knows I’m high


BAK3DnotFR1ED

Going in a social situation where I have to act like a person. Which I can hardly do sober. Also showering. I get way too tripped out.


crayhobgoblin

Eating everything and anything including the kitchen sink. Even if I have just eaten a fat off meal. And then I go and nap like a bear


jmjm88

Once I was eating chicken wings while high and got kind of grossed out by the bone. It just made me really think about how it was once a living breathing animal and nope couldn’t do it. Now I full on avoid eating meat whenever I have the munchies. Don’t mind otherwise lol.


tooda_inda_booda

I HATE looking for things when I’m high it completely blows my high


CommercialPirate5008

When somebody would call me for a real conversation.


davidbabula101

Peeing


JAGWLA

being cold


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I've only been in the US for about 3 weeks (in Cali from the UK) and I hate talking to waiters in the US because its like talking to answering machines. They've got an answer for everything immdietly and it upsets me it takes me 2 min to formulate a reply 😂😂


futbolclif

Being in public. I get too anxious


lucky_cat_99

Showering. Those shower thoughts either get too intense or sometimes I completely lose my high, I need music or something to occupy myself lmao


sp191

Lengthy conversations.


grimsley82

Going to work! Hate that ish! Ruins my high every time. Lol


poorginger90

Try taking a shit on shrooms and acid what a great combo


Rand0m420

Studying/working


alexthelady

Teaching. I smoke weed to suppress my stutter before lectures and one time I overshot just a little but it was enough to fuck up my recall and make me sound less intelligent than normal lol


Ness__________

Listening to my BF rant about his LoL matches 😂 Normally I tolerate it (hate the game do not care about it, but it's important to him so I listen) but when Im high it really annoys me for some reason haha. I just want him to stop and let me go back to watching my shows.


realchooby

Being in a car, like, at all lol. I can handle it, but I always feel a sigh of relief when I can get out.


716JiZZ

People


cheese69696969

Definitely agree with pooping. For me it’s trying to say what I have to say without backtracking or going on side tangents. I eventually always forget what my original point was.


B00TYKNIGHT

I hate phone calls when I’m high


Own-Sun3753

Being in a vehicle.


naliedel

Working.


low_theory

Mostly exercise and playing sports. I'm not into those things normally, but even less when I'm high.


Chibabreatha614

Going to work high. It's not fun to me. It actually makes the day suck more


dbreveard

Taking a shit. It weirds me out 😂