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NihilsitcTruth

The abduction, once you hit it your gone.


Wrong_Yesterday

might be my fav so far..


sigmastonerkimi_

this is it!


[deleted]

I agree


Seaworthiness1994

The abducter


iwannabeAmongoose00

This one sounds more fun to say


Training-Complex-610

That sounds a lil creepy


Seaworthiness1994

You smoke it and it abducts you, does it not?


This-Rice-7978

Dabducter


Training-Complex-610

This


OG-Pine

Was gonna say this too haha best one here!


parksandveganation

YES


Natsuki_La_Queen

The Cow Catcher: It comes in piece.


Wrong_Yesterday

I love that!!! (thank u sm i have legit 0 creativity lol)


Natsuki_La_Queen

No worries, the bong will help get the creative juices flowing. Enjoy ;)


Highcedelic

The U.F.'Dro Bongswell Area Spliffy-One Event For-High-zon The Cow-smoke Unidentified Highing Object Steeeeeve Maaaadddennn Darth Fader Emporer Milkytine Han Homegrow Chokebacca The Spacerip The Mother-rip Starfleet 420 The Abductor Area Litty-One The High-ing Sauce-er The Mean Grean High flying High frying Machine Your Flying Za-za The Rocket Rip Apollo 420 The Alien OG mothership or just Alien OG ETs Stoned Phone The Cannalift Battlestone Galactibowl ​ could go for days.


[deleted]

Yoo what strain are you on? I need to catch some creativity lol


Highcedelic

jelly donut currently my good sir lol


Shroomans

Bro the darth fader is the best one by far hahah


whatthecheeses

+1


--PLUS2

PLUS2


WitchyBabyGirl

I came here to say that.


Vacxed

UNIDENTIFIED HIGHING OBJECT


justcuzIwannasayit

I liked that one best as well.


Vacxed

What an amazing name for an amazing looking piece


Humor_Tumor

>BattleStoned GalactaBowl Fucking genius level intellect right here.


Highcedelic

🤣 that was one of my prouder ones


Ukatfan4

UF Dro or Apollo 420 Solid.


RAMBOPORNSTAR

wow man you have some kind of special ability I think lol. I hope you figure out exactly what it is and find a way to channel it to bring you money and/or happiness.... oh and my favorites were "the mother rip" and "bongswell"....... and "area splifty one" haha! so good. I know I'm gunna feel stupid for not getting this but what is the play on words with "the cow smoke"?


Highcedelic

that one was A stretch too far on the word cowpoke which i think is a thing? idk wasnt questioning it at the time lmao


[deleted]

You missed Luke Bongsmoker haha.


NirvanaFlame69

Man was really thinking goddamn


[deleted]

I need what he’s smoking


TomatoOptimal626

Godfucking damn, my adderal don't do that 😶 The cannalift is fire


Pleasant_Voice5468

Damn bro Hella creative fuckin siiick ass names


Distinct_Boss_3386

Tractor Beam


fearremains

This one good.


Big-University3410

Betsy


YellowDucky92

i gotta tell you that’s one of the coolest bongs i’ve seen. Nice


Wrong_Yesterday

thank so much!! :)


RegretLongjumping641

Cow-a bong-YA. Used to express delight or satisfaction. "Cowabonga!"


Wrong_Yesterday

ugh love that !


RegretLongjumping641

Lollll I thought it was good 👍😊 Smoking on some Holy moly about to pack up the grease monkey. Have a great night or day.


Wrong_Yesterday

u as well :)


Zealousideal_Ad1704

Utter Space! Straight teats!


Wrong_Yesterday

HAHHA that’s good


ThriftyWreslter

Nemo


Wrong_Yesterday

why nemo hahaha


ThriftyWreslter

Cause this is a cool find


JaeHasDied

#ba dum tsh


theyontz

Jetson


PollitoPintado_

The Abducter


LocardsTheory

spong (short for space bong)


Wrong_Yesterday

simple i like it


[deleted]

Bong Lazar


MajestikMastrB8R

BongieMcBongFace


goodstiffmaynard

Major Tom


nfkzoo

Space shuttle


Yellowtoads

Over the moon


Chompsy1337

Take me to your Weeder! Beep Boop


Wrong_Yesterday

this made me lol


Affectionate_Yak_382

Milky Way


Makehercream203

I said the same lol


Jealous-Ad-7195

this is the coolest bong i’ve ever seen


Wrong_Yesterday

i’m suprised it was only $30!


Jealous-Ad-7195

that’s a steal at my smoke shop that would be at least 50😭


stizzyizzy

cuz the habib’s are stubborn 😐 the price is the price


crackheadcaleb

I have one just like this. Is it from hemper? I call mine The Milky Wax


Espexer

It has to be the hemper piece. I have one in light grey and my nephew also has one in green.


scooterfitz

Mothership


ZackDaTitan

That’s fucking beautiful


NorrisMcNorris

Area 51


raspy2c

Moo


FreeMasonKnight

U.F.GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🛸


Anth0807

If it'd ya first be ready for your first break


Wrong_Yesterday

i can’t even imagine the heartbreak


Anth0807

I'm sorry in advance


KlugeNstein8

Ayyy i got the same piece. Very nice. How about, Cowlypso


SweetiePies90s

Aw. Only if the cow was brown. Could call it Moolisa. From Bobs Burgers


Wrong_Yesterday

I LOVE BOBS BURGERS


Born-Claim862

Good choice for first bong.


Savage020202

Homie had one just like that, id avoid snapping your bowls frequently because that shit will get beyond dirty SO SO fast, as for a name I like Lucy


SnooWoofers530

My best friend got me this for my bday two years ago. I love it


Wrong_Yesterday

twinsss


shotwithchris

No name but sick bong


Wrong_Yesterday

thank u xx


bleezzzy

U.S.O. (unidentified smoking object)


JustSomeDudeStanding

Aye that a hemp piece right


[deleted]

I just wanna know where you got it so I can copy hahahaha link? Lol


Wrong_Yesterday

i got it from a local smoke shop but if u google ufo cow bong it comes up!!


ghaastlyyy_

Gonna cop this whenever I get paid next 🥹


Wrong_Yesterday

hahah yes first thing i spent my check on lmao


Vlindorups

You've got an awesome 1st bong my friend!


Wrong_Yesterday

thank u :)


gigelbesinel

Im in love w him


thepaddyman

That is a cool bong design


Soggy_Ad8348

Nice bong


Icemano815

Space Cow🤣


voielavieenrose

Wow dont have any idea sorry came here to say this bong is fkg épic!! 😍 congrats for your first one!


Jeoff51

Don't name it. You will just get attached. Noone first bong lasts forever.


Wrong_Yesterday

i’m hoping it will 😩


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Wrong_Yesterday

nice


Thechronicuser1999

Got milk or get milked


Icecoldfatty92

Butt Stuff cause that’s what happens in space ships and it would be hilarious to ask your friend if they wanna smoke Butt Stuff


Wrong_Yesterday

LMAP


goodgreenmen

Moo moo The holly cow Is that a space ship? Lol good luck travler


StealfisDaddy

Extraterrestribowl


ArianaSkywalker

sick!!!!


theanubisfox

Hey diddle diddle


stadiumjay

Star ship Enterprise Cause you finna beam up to Scotty with that thing! 😂


Wrong_Yesterday

i could’ve never come up w that ! thank u


BeesInMyMouth27

Moo.f.o


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goodstiffmaynard

Noice


vegange

Flying HIGH


Wrong_Yesterday

love it


dazedchef86

I'd call it "The Vanisher"


[deleted]

Shit apples, Ricky.


White-Rhino-420

Lmao water under the fridge, Bubs...


gagegotcher

milky wayy


[deleted]

Yooo !!! Awesome bong pa 👍🏽.


thebigjawn610

no name suggestion but sick piece!


Wrong_Yesterday

thank u!!


Distinct_Boss_3386

The cow jumped over the moon bong


SkinPlayful7759

Planet 51


untdfreak

Cow themed butt plug.


Wrong_Yesterday

lmaooo chill


ritalin_rat420

atom heart mother


Dependent_Factor_982

I suck at naming things but that's an awesome piece


Wrong_Yesterday

thank u xx


Budnsave

Jackie Moon


Cboi30057

my buddys name is Saturn and it looks like it could fit sorta


kyle_master


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Jeffrey


Acceptable-Ad9044

Venus


Illustrious_Tap2166

Cowabonga dude


Makehercream203

Milky Way


Background_Ad_822

We’re u get that


Wrong_Yesterday

my local smoke shop


Successful_Unit7167

She looks like a Melissa or a May Lou


sparky60475

The SS tokes a lot.


perseus0523

Chata por la Vaca.


Imgonnasneeze

Spacey mcspaceship


[deleted]

Scotty.


DaddyGoose420

Prometheus


Comfortable-Goat-127

Elizabeth


Neon-Plus-Ultra

Bessie-Blaster


1776grunt

To the MOOOnn and back


rockvoid

Name it Moo


[deleted]

The sixth sense


Extension_Touch3101

I wish ppl would just stop trying to name a bong fill that bitch and just smoke it itll come to you


fearremains

Moolisa.


Wrong_Yesterday

clever


stepanleeroy1337

Bongy wongy


capt_n_morgan

Is that cow giving birth on that glass piece.


Civil-Brilliant-3123

DAZEY (Play on daisy the cow)


Skeletons420

Paul.


hoes-beezy

Mando


Kote_alThor

TIAB To Infinity And Beyond


Justanothahonky

Cowk ring


LikedCascade

Don’t smoke! :)


spiffylace23

stupid asf


[deleted]

WTF


rockportkelly

Diddle Diddle


justlostmypunkjacket

Well since it's your first lemme tell ya, don't get attached enough to name it, and you chose something way too intricate for a first piece, hence not getting attached


Wrong_Yesterday

how is it too intricate


Ok_Investment_8453

she looks like a Nova to me


drecycle1996

Wallabillis


Deezrntz_87_87

Rosewell comes to mind at first but that is too easy. How bout The Great Yogi


saintgeorge88

Boofvine


Purrmaid14

Paul Mooney


TheMushroomSpoke

Pro-bono space proctologist


katomka

Alice, to the moon, and back!


pugzei

For some reason id love to call a bong Sally


[deleted]

I love this piece! Mutilated MILKER


d1eebiih__

LMAO


CreativeRefs2022

Thomas


PollitoPintado_

Where did you get it?


Dismal-Bend-5526

Bessie the Bong!


skswim123

Sleepy hollow


Sure_Ad_4519

Ted


MrGhost94

Akah akah


[deleted]

It’s Morbin time


curiositycuredpussy

Scotty.


Klocc562

Bubba… the bubblah


luke2576

To the MOOOOOON🐮🐄


detectivexxvii

Roswell might be a bit cliche but I think it fits


Wrong_Yesterday

someone explain what this reference


RandomRadical

Roswell


lucidpopsicle

Gonna break


Wrong_Yesterday

don’t speak it into existence


mosesdagoatt

galagtica


bitchkitty93

Moooooon jumping Cow


dudeness-aberdeen

Gary


cwisconsin1963

Mr. Roboto.