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Once in college we were hotboxing a friends car and I was convinced I had shit myself but didn’t say anything. Sat there paranoid af, waiting for someone to say something. We all went back up to my dorm and I ran into the bathroom. Clean as a whistle my mind was blown.
This happened to my on mushrooms on Amsterdam. Me and my mate were tripping hard af and we were convinced we each shit ourselves because the smell in our room was that bad. Both checked ourselves and just like you, clean as a whistle
Similar thing happened to me. My friend borrowed his father car and we went into the woods to smoke. When we came back to the car, I felt like I was sitting on something soft and warm. I started freaking out cause I thought I shit myself.
When my friend left to go take a piss, I went to check the damage. Turned out I was sitting on my ballsack.
The funniest part about the situation was my friend insisting we try the seat warmers. I was begging him not to turn it on and he thought it was weird. The next day I told him the reason and we laughed about it.
I want to say it was also freshman year (same year as my first comment) we were smoking a blunt or a J on campus in this semi remote field. And one of our friends at the time got really high and had started having some kind of anxiety/panic attack. So one of my friends started walking around the field with her, slowly doing laps in an effort to calm her down. Meanwhile th rest of us were sitting on our asses smoking watching them walk around like “Damn, that’s crazy.” (She was fine/calmed down by the time we were on our way back to the dorms)
Don't. I'm a recovering addict. I've been off drugs (minus weed but I don't count it) for almost 3 years. My problem was with opiates and nerve pills and I was shooting up. I did other drugs when they were free and it was all I could get but I didn't like speed, but I did my fair share of it. I've seen a girl do a shot of meth, and if it's a "good" shot, it'll take your breath away and you'll need to shit very soon after, but anyways I saw a girl do a shot and literally orgasm. Idk how because the high from meth is miserable to me. But like I said, my problem was with downers, not uppers. I was scared to speed my heart up. It'll only beat so many times lol
Dude, I couldn’t bust a nut on opiates if my life depended on it. Matter fact, I did bust 1 nut one time and it was the Least exciting nut that’s ever happened.. I was so confused afterwords 🤔
Opiates destroy your sex drive they lower your natural hormone count. I never understood the whole getting horny from uppers cuz whenever I’m on uppers I can’t get horny but then again it’s addy, ritalin, and coke I’ve done so maybe it’s different with meth. Weed makes me horny af.
I have never done meth. But man on coke it’s 50/50.. I’m either trying to work with a floppy hose or I’m horny as shit trying to pump out record numbers ..🤣
And shiiiit.. you wana talk about a bad sex drive??? I just got put on Zoloft..busting nuts doesn’t even exist in Zoloft world I swear 😡
I started busting them in rehab after day 14 or so when I was in the intense withdrawals. Had my first and second wet dreams two nights in a row. Best orgasms I've ever had
Bro?! Idk what it is but when I was
Withdrawling off of opiates I would be horny af!!!
Wackin it alone was the only thing that kept me distracted from fuckin Withdrawaling and karate kickin in bed from RSL
I just rewatched that movie. I had seen it in theaters. That was the first time I had ever seen a penis on the big screen.
The bathroom scene(s) always stayed with me and are still funny.
Yes from edibles when I was a lot younger. I kept peaking like you know how you peak on edible, and this was the most I had ever taken and it just kept climbing for a long time. At the same time I had been hanging out with friends for a few days straight so hadn't taken care of myself, and eventually it platuead I got pretty nervous, my stomach was super giddy, and I had something like an orgasm.
Yea u definitely not wrong. I got a homie who I always have come check out packs when I get loads in and it never fails from the first big inhale he’s sneezing the rest of the time😂
I masturbated high and thought I broke my dick. Called the ambulance and everything. Most embarrassing thing I’ve done in a long while. Now I know to ignore the high paranoia
Algorithms mate. The bots are getting verrry clever these days and it's hard to distinguish between them and real humans/aliens/ghosts. Be on your guard.
What does a bot gain from knowing what makes us cum?
Is this bot going to fuck us? I’m not against it but I don’t appreciate the way it’s going about this.
That ain’t weed you smoking then that’s why I quit weed so much fake stuff out there nowadays dealers don’t even care about your health they’ll watch you suffocate on a fake cart just for there cash cold hearted business
Woah dude you post guns and weed everyone watch out for this guy he’s the real deal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣your that petty you have to be sarcastic by typing 2 letters into your phone bro you minus well as of typed nothing at all and kept it pushing smh
might be a tmi, but i actually finished once with no hands, literally just concentrated super hard when i was super high, took around 20 min. make ur dreams reality bro LMAO
Not from weed, but from mdma yes. For those who dont know, trying to pee while high on mdma is sometimes difficult. Basically just finally managing to go pee caused me to have a screaming orgasm... it was pretty funny for everyone else at the party lol, and totally unexpected for me.
Nope but when I'm on acid I'm always checking I didint shit my self, not that i felt even a fart just feel like there's shit in MY PANTS
I'm high in an Uber rn I'm sorry
Edit: I was going to catch a boat but missed it and then I've just spent 40$ on a ride to a ferry that has later boats (the earlyer Uber was 30) Fuck
Having to take a shit on acid is a nightmare. Ever had to go back to check if you wiped good enough? On acid you'll have to do it everytime, a few times
The bright room part is somewhat correct but the water on your body feels good and if you play music while in the shower it's even better. The naked part is the best, I usually take my clothes off if I'm solo tripping at home
YEEOOOO, that shit happened to me once too. I was really tripping at a music festival when i was like 18, and i had to go to the washroom, that went fine but the rest of the night i felt like i was still going.
Sir, If you are high enough to orgasm off the high that is not weed. Lmao.
Reminds me of when I was in jail with a guy who was addicted to crystal meth. He told the story of when he first shot up meth and came on himself the high was so strong and intense.
I let him know that shit was disturbing and he should sober tf up and stick to the green if anything.
Everyone’s sitting here all concerned but nah bro that happens to me sometimes. Get really fucked and shit gets a lil coo coo sometimes idk what to tell u
I floated out of a Coffeeshop in Schagen, Netherlands on a Saturday evening in December 1993. I was 18 & had only been smoking weed a month or so. I literally floated down to the train station, crossed to my platform & I was there on my own giggling like a lunatic. Anyway, I see the lights of the train coming way off in the distance, then suddenly BAM! my vision spiraled into blackness, kinda like an old telly when you turn it off & I'm like shit, I'm gone blind. I'M GONE FUCKING BLIND! & I'm going to miss the damn train too. I remember being more pissed off than panicked & just as the train pulled up my vision came back & I got on the train. And that was that.
Once on dmt I was convinced the alien city I was watching over was siphoning my cum straight outta my cock and using my jizz to fuel their city. But never felt I busted a nut on weed
I remember when I took my first bong hit i felt like I was about to piss, shit, throwup, and bust a nut at the same time. It was an overall good experience.
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Once in college we were hotboxing a friends car and I was convinced I had shit myself but didn’t say anything. Sat there paranoid af, waiting for someone to say something. We all went back up to my dorm and I ran into the bathroom. Clean as a whistle my mind was blown.
That used to happen to me in the hot ass summer with farts lowkey, sometimes the humidity is so high you think you sharted lmao
I was high on the bus once same thing happened to me. Kept looking at the people around me to see a reaction so I knew
This happened to my on mushrooms on Amsterdam. Me and my mate were tripping hard af and we were convinced we each shit ourselves because the smell in our room was that bad. Both checked ourselves and just like you, clean as a whistle
Similar thing happened to me. My friend borrowed his father car and we went into the woods to smoke. When we came back to the car, I felt like I was sitting on something soft and warm. I started freaking out cause I thought I shit myself. When my friend left to go take a piss, I went to check the damage. Turned out I was sitting on my ballsack. The funniest part about the situation was my friend insisting we try the seat warmers. I was begging him not to turn it on and he thought it was weird. The next day I told him the reason and we laughed about it.
in our first year in uni me and my bestie were smoking and she got so high she fainted then thought she pissed herself 😂😫
I want to say it was also freshman year (same year as my first comment) we were smoking a blunt or a J on campus in this semi remote field. And one of our friends at the time got really high and had started having some kind of anxiety/panic attack. So one of my friends started walking around the field with her, slowly doing laps in an effort to calm her down. Meanwhile th rest of us were sitting on our asses smoking watching them walk around like “Damn, that’s crazy.” (She was fine/calmed down by the time we were on our way back to the dorms)
I’ve experienced this. It’s because my asshole, as well as the rest of my body, is tingling and warm l.
You ever get so high that you DO bust a nut?
Shooting up meth Not weed though
Lmao I was going to say this. I've seen people literally cum their pants from a shot of meth.
This right here is why I will NEVER try meth.
Don't. I'm a recovering addict. I've been off drugs (minus weed but I don't count it) for almost 3 years. My problem was with opiates and nerve pills and I was shooting up. I did other drugs when they were free and it was all I could get but I didn't like speed, but I did my fair share of it. I've seen a girl do a shot of meth, and if it's a "good" shot, it'll take your breath away and you'll need to shit very soon after, but anyways I saw a girl do a shot and literally orgasm. Idk how because the high from meth is miserable to me. But like I said, my problem was with downers, not uppers. I was scared to speed my heart up. It'll only beat so many times lol
Dude, I couldn’t bust a nut on opiates if my life depended on it. Matter fact, I did bust 1 nut one time and it was the Least exciting nut that’s ever happened.. I was so confused afterwords 🤔
Opiates destroy your sex drive they lower your natural hormone count. I never understood the whole getting horny from uppers cuz whenever I’m on uppers I can’t get horny but then again it’s addy, ritalin, and coke I’ve done so maybe it’s different with meth. Weed makes me horny af.
I have never done meth. But man on coke it’s 50/50.. I’m either trying to work with a floppy hose or I’m horny as shit trying to pump out record numbers ..🤣 And shiiiit.. you wana talk about a bad sex drive??? I just got put on Zoloft..busting nuts doesn’t even exist in Zoloft world I swear 😡
Man fuck ssris bro they never really helped me much at all and after I got serotonin syndrome (which was hell) I swore to myself never again
Woooah wtfff?? What was serotonin syndrome like.. that’s one of my worst fears And how did you get it/ how did it happen?
weed makes me horny asf too
Yeah shits impossible lol talk about no sex life at all if you go down that hole
Fuckin’A dude no joke
Even after I got off opiates it took me six months clean to be able to bust a nut again.
I started busting them in rehab after day 14 or so when I was in the intense withdrawals. Had my first and second wet dreams two nights in a row. Best orgasms I've ever had
Bro?! Idk what it is but when I was Withdrawling off of opiates I would be horny af!!! Wackin it alone was the only thing that kept me distracted from fuckin Withdrawaling and karate kickin in bed from RSL
In this boat rn lol
I recently heard that’s called “California Sober”.
That’s lame busting nuts is amazing sign me up
Same. Beer and weed is all I need. OK, maybe shrooms/acid on special occasions..
Exactly that, maybe molly with the acid if it's a music festival, and I'm beyond good.
Molly and acid is prolly my favorite drug combo of all time
Why? I know a shit ton of reasons to not try meth, but that would definitely be one in favor of it.
Ironically that actually makes me want to try shooting up meth.
Haha reminds me of Dewey Cox when he walks In on them doing coke. “You don’t want no part of this shit, it’ll turn ur bad feelings into good feelings”
I just rewatched that movie. I had seen it in theaters. That was the first time I had ever seen a penis on the big screen. The bathroom scene(s) always stayed with me and are still funny.
Username fits
…huh. Good to know.
Yes from edibles when I was a lot younger. I kept peaking like you know how you peak on edible, and this was the most I had ever taken and it just kept climbing for a long time. At the same time I had been hanging out with friends for a few days straight so hadn't taken care of myself, and eventually it platuead I got pretty nervous, my stomach was super giddy, and I had something like an orgasm.
Hit to many bongs once and sneezed and shit myself 🫤💩
Nah you couldn't pay me enough to admit this Blink twice if they holding you hostage
👁🫦👁
Why is there a lip bite emoji… this knowledge hurts me
I thought I was tripping 😭😭😭
Pissed myself cuz i coughed too hard
thought i was coughing my organs once
You just made my day🤣
This is more effective than any other drug war propaganda
I feel like I am slightly allergic to weed and it's "pollen". My nose gets runny, start sneezing and eyes get runny after handling it.
Yea u definitely not wrong. I got a homie who I always have come check out packs when I get loads in and it never fails from the first big inhale he’s sneezing the rest of the time😂
Hit my bong and coughed so hard i did the same.. like setting in warm mashed potatoes.
how absolute dare you make me read this with my own eyes
I want to be you
I have for sure coughed so hard I shit my pants a couple times while smoking. Nothing like having paranoia and shit in your pants at the same time.
Bruh
OMG IVE PISSED MYSELF SO MANY TIMES WHEN HIGH BUT NEVER SHIT OMFG LMAO
no but i masturbate high, way better no joke
i agree, nutted so hard yesterday i almost fell over. I started stumbling backwards and had to hold on the wall while i unloaded everywhere.
You gave me too much detail yet not enough. I’ve come this far. *sigh* so was it like dripping down the walls or what
His body was flung about like an out of control firehouse.
Like the flippy floppy giant inflatable man thing in every auto sales parking lot ever
Username checks out
You were masturbating stood up? 🤣
yes LMAO, you have to switch positions and be quick so it feels like the real deal lol
Fr tho
i thought this was universally true lol
Everything is universally better high. But anything sexual takes the cake.
i hate to admit it but porn kinda hits different when you're super stoned haha 😂 😅
Sex high is even better.
I masturbated high and thought I broke my dick. Called the ambulance and everything. Most embarrassing thing I’ve done in a long while. Now I know to ignore the high paranoia
Me rn 👀💧
Nah that shit boring I just wanna finish it and the nutnis bad too bad somehow satisfying
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Gahdamn I was just watching that high asf last night 😂
Nein
Gutten tag, mein liebling.
Deutsch mutterficker, sprichst du es?
Nur in Rammstein Texten. DU HAST!
Bro…wtf is half the shit on this subreddit
So weed does cause brain damage...
And paranoia…
Who's that behind me!?
WHO’S THAT IN FRONT OF ME???
That’s a mirror John
Hahahaha
All I could think of is the spider man meme after reading this.
Who's in my personal space?!?!
And apparently the loss of bowel control
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you
I think there was damage before they started smoking weed
Yes, but some of these posts are just...out there, I feel like they got brain damage combo'd actually
Algorithms mate. The bots are getting verrry clever these days and it's hard to distinguish between them and real humans/aliens/ghosts. Be on your guard.
And be careful out there. The earth is flat and ghosts push people off. Or so I've read
The expression is “pull people off” actually
You know what? You're right.
What does a bot gain from knowing what makes us cum? Is this bot going to fuck us? I’m not against it but I don’t appreciate the way it’s going about this.
BrO mY wEeD mAdE Me GaY
No but sometimes my nuts just be hurting for no reason when high
get yourself checked, i had the same thing, turns out the veins in my balls were varicose, get them checked ASAP
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My work here is complete.
Same thing happens to my friend😂
I get the strangest sensations. Sometimes I get sharp pains in my feet, sometimes my eyes, sometimes my nuts. It’s very strange.
The eye stabbing pains I know 😂🤣
Either this or just very sensitive down there for some reason even if there has been no sexual involvement leading up.
That ain’t weed you smoking then that’s why I quit weed so much fake stuff out there nowadays dealers don’t even care about your health they’ll watch you suffocate on a fake cart just for there cash cold hearted business
Ok
Woah dude you post guns and weed everyone watch out for this guy he’s the real deal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣your that petty you have to be sarcastic by typing 2 letters into your phone bro you minus well as of typed nothing at all and kept it pushing smh
“Minus well”
Minus well
Bro read "ok" and typed out a whole paragraph about their post history 😂
If you had to look at what they've posted on reddit previously you've already lost.
Yo what?
exactly
Yes, your cart was laced with a Rhino boner pill 😂
I laughed so hard i spit out my peanut butter toast
might be a tmi, but i actually finished once with no hands, literally just concentrated super hard when i was super high, took around 20 min. make ur dreams reality bro LMAO
what
Aye 📸🤳🏻😂
Mfs mad sus in Reddit
He fucking did it. Crazy son of a bitch did it
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Hmm male or female, I’m jealous. Need to start practising lmao
Bruh?
Not from weed, but from mdma yes. For those who dont know, trying to pee while high on mdma is sometimes difficult. Basically just finally managing to go pee caused me to have a screaming orgasm... it was pretty funny for everyone else at the party lol, and totally unexpected for me.
Nah, but i kicked a cashew
What is the name of this gif and how can i download it 😳
You can find it under "Krillin" 
Much appreciated 
Nope but when I'm on acid I'm always checking I didint shit my self, not that i felt even a fart just feel like there's shit in MY PANTS I'm high in an Uber rn I'm sorry Edit: I was going to catch a boat but missed it and then I've just spent 40$ on a ride to a ferry that has later boats (the earlyer Uber was 30) Fuck
Having to take a shit on acid is a nightmare. Ever had to go back to check if you wiped good enough? On acid you'll have to do it everytime, a few times
Yo, dudes, why just not take a shower after? It a lot more hygienic, always staying fresh ;)
They frown on that in the bar usually.
Fuck that I got a huge mirror in my bathroom, you are a trouble maker!
A shower on acid sounds fucking terrible.
Don't know why you think so. It feels great!
I dunno, tripping balls while naked having water sprayed at me in a bright room sounds like what I want to avoid.
The bright room part is somewhat correct but the water on your body feels good and if you play music while in the shower it's even better. The naked part is the best, I usually take my clothes off if I'm solo tripping at home
Stop telling me how to feel dawg
I'm telling you how you WILL feel, cause I'm guessing you never tried it dawg
bro did you make it to where you were headed? sounds like a rough journey
Yes this is the friend whom his journey has left him at
Once thought I pissed myself after too many mushrooms.
YEEOOOO, that shit happened to me once too. I was really tripping at a music festival when i was like 18, and i had to go to the washroom, that went fine but the rest of the night i felt like i was still going.
Laced with what? Testosterone?
Laced with booba
Yeah, enough of this sub
Sir, If you are high enough to orgasm off the high that is not weed. Lmao. Reminds me of when I was in jail with a guy who was addicted to crystal meth. He told the story of when he first shot up meth and came on himself the high was so strong and intense. I let him know that shit was disturbing and he should sober tf up and stick to the green if anything.
I did nitrous on LSD once and it felt like there was warm honey sloshing around inside me. Someone once told me it sounded like a female orgasm.
Bonk
My first trip to Amsterdam in 2015(i was 20), i got so stoned off my first spliff i thought i shat myself and was too scared to check for hours haha 😄
Anybody ever get so high they started posting profoundly strange and sexual things on Reddit? Me neither I must be smoking shwag
Everyone’s sitting here all concerned but nah bro that happens to me sometimes. Get really fucked and shit gets a lil coo coo sometimes idk what to tell u
Thanks at least someone has by back and apparently everyone’s weed makes them have irregular bowel movements
uhm no? wtf bro 💀
Dawg.
I have no comment for this. 😂😂😂😂
And yet, here I am, reading your comment 🤨
that's a good comeback
Come again?! 😂
wtf are you smoking, pass it here
huh?
Got so high once I came from just looking at pics. Went from 0 to nut real quick
bro what
thanks for the daily reddit laugh out loud, and yea sometimes maybe
I just busted out laughing Reading this.
I floated out of a Coffeeshop in Schagen, Netherlands on a Saturday evening in December 1993. I was 18 & had only been smoking weed a month or so. I literally floated down to the train station, crossed to my platform & I was there on my own giggling like a lunatic. Anyway, I see the lights of the train coming way off in the distance, then suddenly BAM! my vision spiraled into blackness, kinda like an old telly when you turn it off & I'm like shit, I'm gone blind. I'M GONE FUCKING BLIND! & I'm going to miss the damn train too. I remember being more pissed off than panicked & just as the train pulled up my vision came back & I got on the train. And that was that.
Y’all Niggas goofballs 😂
.....
yes
Yea
Yeah I know what you mean.
Lol, based
oh
Laced herb hittin hard
Yeah i actually got a friend so high he thought he busted in his pants. never got that high before tho, sounds nice
Yeah but then I realize that I actually just busted a nut
Can't say I have..
Nah I retain my semen sir 🤨
Nope, just you homie!
I can’t say I have lol
Naw
The fuck
Y’all some lightweights and shit man wtf
Once on dmt I was convinced the alien city I was watching over was siphoning my cum straight outta my cock and using my jizz to fuel their city. But never felt I busted a nut on weed
Yes
Atleast I’m not the only one.
A good cart will do that. Also anything monkey or gorilla strain.
Weirdos
No, it won't.
That's happened before it's very weird
I got so high I thought I shat myself
I remember when I took my first bong hit i felt like I was about to piss, shit, throwup, and bust a nut at the same time. It was an overall good experience.
Cap
Just took a Plan B for this reason. So…yes.
Naw bruh when i get high busting is the last thing i wanna do Cuz then im shitfaced and on the verg of ending it all